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Which kind ancient village U go hide urself since?

Chai! I've been on D Queue of mama Iyabode Akara spot since 5:30am. I Don't know what 2 do now!

Final Free Kick 4 all D Uniben aspirants! I hope U are all ready in ur Jersey and set 4 D celebration Galore?

Dis thread started on 26th of February, at 10:37am. By July 26, we all must ve known our Fate.

My friend's Dad don already buy 2nd hand 504 keep 4 him pending his Uniben admission. I just pray make something Bad no go Happenooooooooooo!

I can perceive my name in D first Bag. sorry, I mean on D first Batch. My Family will soon do my SENT FORTH 4 me.

By dis time nxt week, we shall all be clicking bottles of Malta Guinness. Amen!

Can U pls help me Imagine how much dis man wants 2 charge me 4 only 40copies of Red background passport photographs? Chai !

Na now I co know say no B only me don go Law court go swear swear tire 4 dat paper wen dem dey call Af fi davu, 4 only one admission?

What a millennium of dedicated Admissions, I specially Dedicate mine 2 God D Father, God D Son & God D Holy Spirit!!! AMEN!

I hope una don start una photo copying because me I don almost photocopy reach all my Primary school Report cards dis morning. Chai!

Good News!

In D Book of Akhigbode01 126:1, when a long Trailer enters Uniben Main Gate with admission consignment, All D uniben Aspirants will be like Dem Dat Dream! Tel ur neighbour I'm Dreaming!

Pls, kindly visit a medical Doctor 4 medical check up! It would help U.

Wait a minute! If d list shiuld be pasted at EKEWA C, what will happpen?

Good News!
I've found some new names on D admission list again. To B posted later. U may say ur last prayer now!

Imagine! Sum pipo said my Trailer no go fit enter D main Gate. Dey no go break break am? D same Trailer dat will carry D VC, admission percel, graviti, All d deans of faculty including all d H.O.Ds and some very important people!

Which course are U going 4 and what's ur Agege?. Ehmm, I mean ur aggr8.

No wahala

I humbly wan 2 apologise 2 dos I've offended and I also 've forgiven dos dat infuriated me. Wishing U all God's guidance & protection.

Congratulations 2 all of US! We have just won a precious gift worth of UNIBEN admission first bag. Ehmmm, I mean first Badge.

D long and short awaiting admission list 2 Land very soon! From non-liable office.

I can feel D presence of D living GOD on dis Thread now!

Thank U JESUS 4 dis divine commitment!

If U havn't heard ur name, beta say ur last prayer now...........!

On D admission list in my Trailer dis morning, are: Akhigbode01, greatmind, Graviti, benkings, jazinogold, sarahlnx, ozo, Ifeyz, Rkm6, oojingbe93, Ayo47, mexyz, chokofall, 6 guests and so many others.

Some people neva like my post, beta like my post now and reconcile with me or ur admission no go get stength Pass AUCHIooooo

I promise U all my next trip shall B to BENIN 2 deliver D admission parcel with D Trailer.

Na here dis Thread still dey? I go must post reach page 200 dis morning! Abuja here we arrive dis morning!

Lol, I know some people will stil ask What is D cut off mark 4 dis & dat, after matric. Pls leave D cut off mark alone and say ur last PRAYER now!

Wait a minute! I no co dey hear from some people when start dis Thread frm D beginning. Who go fit guess wetin happen plssssss?