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Akhigbode01: My friend's Dad don already buy 2nd hand 504 keep 4 him pending his Uniben admission. I just pray make something Bad no go Happenooooooooooo!

to my greatest surprise, Dis guy got d Admission and Claimed his 504 car. What a fulfilment!

Akhigbode01: Final Free Kick 4 all D Uniben aspirants! I hope U are all ready in ur Jersey and set 4 D celebration Galore?

And how much can we really Celebrate NOW?

Akhigbode01: I can perceive the Rosary scent of my 1st choice UNIBEN DIVINE 2012 ADMISSION. LORD receive all I mean all D Gloryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

July 03......when FAITH seems to B D only Determining Factor.

Akhigbode01: I want 2 specially Thank those that have Immeasurably contributed positively in this House & also those that came 2 waste their time and megabytes (MB). I earnestly hope to see U all on D clearance TABLE that day. I LOVE U ALL! GOD BLESS U All.

count down from July 05.

Akhigbode01: After Ur post Utme result, don't waste even a second. Rather start to get ready all D necessary requisites like O'level results, birth Certificate, state of Origin Certificate, guarantor Note, AFFIDAVITS (1) of Good conduct and (2) of non membership of secret Cult, 4rm any Court, ETC.. Scan All on Ur USB flash Drive to Upload Later and also make 7 photo copies of each of the Documents above with 7 copies of red background passports. This faithful exercise will ease Ur ADMISSION and clearance process. I'm there already and You?

dat was then.

I Leant that some pple were given some Traditional courses Like crop sci., Fishery, fruit science, Bone Science, Teeth science, urine science, and I asked why not chew stick science?. Pls, whichever one u are given, Just carry on and ensure U don't stay @ Home next year again, even If it is HIPPOPOTAMUS studies, God will surely see u through. YOU MAY NOW CRUSIFY ME because I'M GRADUALLY PACKING FROM DIS INDELIBLE thread!

Nothing Interests me more than D Colourful Testimonies given on dis thread. If d new month marks D Beginning of a New thing in ur Life, just B rest assured that, in Dis Last Quarter, U are Loaded with Laughter....congrats 2 U all!

Happy Birth day to D Fruit of Sir Lord Lugard's Labour. Wishing You many more Fresh Air Ahead!!!!!!!

Wow

Metaphycist: This is d 8000th post of this thread!*sighs*
afta Akhigbode edged me in d 7000th post,I made sure I got dis one.

Mr. Chairman, If not for my former manager who is still delaying my Salary Arrears, pension and gratuity, we ought to have been talking about d 1000000th post on dis thread!........You guys should pray for this Young man oooooo

Tare1: Emmanuel, Amebor dont worry i know where to get you..

you never sleep, Choir mistress?

Rhemado: To EASE UR TENSION A boy returns a missing purse to d owner in a market. The lady was so grateful bt wen she looked, she got confused n said ''but I had jst a single note f a thousand naira, now there r ten notes f one hundred naira, how come? The boy said na me change am, because the last time I help person find a purse she say she for give me something but there is no change...... stay bless

wonderfulation!...... I am pretty sure uniben will give u A1 in Purse Findology..........No prosecution plssssssss!

voucher: Where is Tare?

she actually travelled to her villa for d clearance phase II preparations...

success91: Please Miss Ellion and Master Makzino call yourself to order. There's no need for this beef. God helping you gaining admission is not a bad thing o!!! Later now two of you will be best of friends

AMEN!

The Dominant Idea behind dis thread is that, it is not a mechanism where we Have d ruling Class and D opposition Leaders, but an avenue where Benevolently magnificent Ideas are unanimously shared, with a view to thrashing out every Iota of ignorance that may have a diminishing effect on the unparalleled magnitudes of our Intellectual well-being. So, we must all Appreciate the Beauty of This Discussion Forum.ONWARD TOGETHER!... I Thank You All!

Ellion: Sum ppl do nt knw hw 2 tlk n reply 2 post i onli wrote 2 hlp sum1 nt evry1 bt nt 2 b insultd.i av nvr insultd any1 here b4 we r al studnts here hlpin eachoda pls we shud al respect ourselves

Thumb UP for u Jare!............carry on

Ellion: let me tel u guy 15 copies is even an undastatemt u may even nid more slf,my broda on no account must u giv out ur original copies 2 any1 and yes u may nid wace scratch card jt take it alone incase u r askd,pls ask qustns b4 u post

Thanx alot FRIEND!.........I am glad 2 hear dat.......iF they like, they should go and make two and a half copies.

Makzino: What will u do with 15 photocopies,guy na only ur original them go collect,wetin u need all those copies for,say na just to waste money,highest 2 is okay,and 30 passport,and wait did they tell u they will start checking ur waec result there,dont know bout that for sure,will ask ma bro,but if so,what is da need for ur original waec result u'll submit b4 graduating,,abi u don do clearance b4?

hahahahah....the parable of d prodigan son......I just wish all d Business Centres in Benin will be shut Down during D Exercise.......Anyway, those who have Ears, Let them HEAR...... Dis is not my source of earnings but just for d sake of others out there. I Laugh Last!

Wise again, I am pretty sure U will hate me for this. The truth remains dat, if u really wanna avoid oversweating during d clearance, make 15 photocopies EACH of ur Documents, I.e, O'Level Result(s), state of Origin Certificate, Birth cert./Age Declaration, Admission Letter(duplicate copy), Guarantor's Letter, Acceptance Letter, Affidavits of (1) Non-membership of secret cult, (2) Good Conduct, Get 40copies of red background passports, scratch card(s) for ur O'Level Result(s) online checking during D one on one (physical) Clearance, 7 smaller(money size) Brown Envelopes, and some Idle Cash (For Unplanned Purchases). I Love u all. STAY BLESS!

Profkomolafe: nt only pple 4rm benin bt pple 4rm south south nd neglecting other zones

which means My Friend frm SOKOTO who was also admitted is frm South South.......No No No No No......many people were given admission(s) in Uniben Nationwide.... Urs is on D way Treking......patience is d Essential Ingredient

blocx03: WISE 1,PLS U SPK IN PARABLE,LET D CAT OUT OF D POLYBAG NW

if d cat is mistakenly Let out of D polybag, it will surely go and finish all D Polymers reserved by D Central Bank oooooo...so u'd better leave it inside the Polytene Bag!

D story so Far.......Still seriously searching for my sent Forth Venue.... As for a young Man with plausible gargantual Aspirations, CULTISM is never an Option. D much Time U Devote to studying, D Higher ur Grades will surely Go. (Nota Bene:- production Possibility Frontier). The Bottom Line is that. @ D end of it all, ur Grand Performance undoubtedly Forms D Basis of Ur TESTIMONIAL. The Humble Suggestion is mine while The potential Decision is up to u all out there....GoodLuck to U all and safe Journey to d HeartBeat of The Nation....

ceospecial: ;DAny admitted Rich student here? Or u live near d skul or in benin? How is ur preparation going? Hope u're packing a lot of garri and rice down? Eh? Cos i'm really saving my stomach down 4 ur food! lol... I will keep mine 4 d 1 semenster exam... Lmao... No offence sha! Just jokin...
N.B: Read b4 comment...10xs

Don't u worry......, a carton of GALA with one Bag of satchet water is Awaiting You.......You may now Clear ur throat very well.......stay Bless!!!

At Least, I've been able to get my Shaving Sticks and Shaving Powder as part of the Phase II preparation............

Chianya: tell her to forget school and go and face her unborn child, the burden will be too much for her.

thanx!......but u will do her a favour by placing her Offer of Admission on Sale......pls sell it to the Highest Bidder ooooooooo

My people pls Help me out...... Somebody Asked me this Morning weither her pregnant Daughter would be permitted to do the Clearance too, and I told her 2 let me consult my council chiefs on NL........ps what do I tell her?

Chai.......! School When I Never enter yet, I just dey Imagine say Na so so Assignments dem just dey Pack give us .wait, 11x+10=9x+12. Find X....elmmmm, where is my made in Uniben Dictionary oooooo?

Edwizy.V12:
Nawa 4 jamb oo! why is it 2dae dat i want 2 print my admission leta dat deir showing me ''sorry no admission given yet''.nd it was showing admission given b4 oo. mtschheeewww.,.. !STUPID PEOPLE!

Go and print dis thing since, u guys became Adamant and Lackadaisical......hope d situation will change 4 Better!

Nemo dat Quod non Habet..[Latin]..........Bye Friskybe!

Akeks: Pls o guys, dis thread's been going on for long so i cant go through it all. I'd hw'er, be greatful if someone could tell me when clerance would comence. Also, what re d neccessary documents dat i'd hav 2 travel wit.

Any reply would b grossly appreciated.

Gud mornin 2 u all.

may my Labour on dis thread Never, I repeat, Never Be in vain in Brother Jesus Name!

Akeks: Pls o guys, dis thread's been going on for long so i cant go through it all. I'd hw'er, be greatful if someone could tell me when clerance would comence. Also, what re d neccessary documents dat i'd hav 2 travel wit.

Any reply would b grossly appreciated.

Gud mornin 2 u all.

Guy, its a very Long story oooooo But to make it short, U can meet me on 2go@Akhigbode01 hurry up!