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CONGRATULATIONS ON UR JAMB SUCCESS!

I Love men that are really invariably determined regardless of D circumstances. God bless U all. Hope to see U all in UNIBENNNNN

How many of una know D Bible verse when JESUS CHRIST take Use pidgin English talk to D people? Answer and increase ur chances of winning a Basket full of ONIONs.

some years Back During post UTME, We saw some people in UNIBEN cuting some Iron Rods and my friend told me dat they are in d Department of WELDERs and IRON BENDERs. Is there any friend like dat this year?

When U like or comment on my posts pls always indicate ur name so dat ur name can enter my list of commitee of Friends in Uniben. Thanks for choosing UNIBEN!

oginni261: gud 2 c u here metaphyzist i was part of d last yrs thread.but didnt get admitted.pray dis yr is difft.

my mission here is not more than Fun, prayer and Encouragement. My younger Brother wrote JAMB last year &when He was attempting d Questions, he noticed dat most of his answers were B, B, B...and he decided to erase all d odd Options and shaded B, B, B, B... In all d 100 questions in Use of English, 50 in maths, 50 in Govt & 50 in Econs. A week later when Men were watching a catoon movie, A gentleman frm JAMB office came 2 our House with a Man of God. Pls Guess what was their mission!
Anyway, SUCCESS IN ALL UR EXAMS.
I graciously rep ECOSTAT TEAM and I remain d then Trailer driver now RETIRED But not Tired of Academic wahala!

Royalty1: That's not the message.
The directive says that low value account can now deposit nothing more than 20k into such accounts and a total of 200k for a day. So u can't pay in more than 20k in one transaction, and a noting more than 200k can enter the account for 1 day.
You can still withdraw any amount you wish in line with your banks guidlines.

if dat is d case, All d Banks should go and produce more deposit slips and get ready for Endless Queue (s)

mevems: Anyone that has finished clearance please drop your number, I have some questions to ask. thanks

08076040842 and 08163513265 strictly for Real Issues pls......4:00AM-7:00AM...Fully Available,
7:00AM-11:00AM...Unavailable.
11:00AM-4:00PM...purely Available.
4:00PM-6:00PM..Unavailable.
6:00PM-11:00PM.. Fully accessible. Thanks

Metaphycist: Mine ws 6 including d handbook,hw cum ur's z 7?

Go and collect d GST past Questions and Answers while d use of English will be fully ready by first week of December. HAPPY SUNDAY!

mustrule: For skul fees paymnt use ur New ID. Heard frm a frnd dat wnt to pay on thurdy dat dey hav closd d link 4 skul fees paymnt due to som contingences dnt knw if its nw accesibl. 1 Love...

it is purely accessible now because two of my fellow pilots went to pay theirs in d cyber cafe yesterday......welcome to university of Galloping Inflation! You shall give a first class testimony by dis time next year!!

Mexyz: Guys,those dat ve submitd their record files,what did u write in dat space meant for access code? @metaphycist &co.

write ur activation code there

blocx03: Imagine,av not even being cleared o,my cash don dey show red light,GOD,i av no where 2 run 2 o,hmmm

Guy Run to oshiodi before d week runs out

As d physical exercise Resumes tomorrow, pls handle ur scratch card(s) well so as to prevent dat man checking results online from paying His Ekosodin House Rent from d sales of stolen scratch cards.thanx and God Bless

ceospecial: pls, what campus is faculty of education located? Cos that luks lyk my final destination aftall!

@ ugbowo, close to Faculty of Faculties I.e. D building dat accommodates faculty of social Wahala, faculty of management science, faculty of Arts ..........

oluala1: Abeg o, kindly enlighten me on wat papers to bring for the clearance pls o

come with six photocopies each of ur uploaded documents, their originals, passports and most importantly, ur TRIBAL Marks to enable u locate any clearance officer from ur community to fast track d process.

Mexyz: @rtd driver,abeg hw much una get dat rum 4 ekosodin? An average accomodatn there is hw much?

We actually Rented d whole Building 4 N390,000/annum. It comprises 3Bedrooms with a large sitting Room, dining room, toilets&Bathrooms, kitchen and visitors' Room. I must build my own House here B4 I graduate. What a Divine Investment!

Abomination! Abomination!! Abomination!!!

I went to d cafe to pay my school fees only to discover dat d minimum Amount Authorised online (social sciences) is N49,500 approximately N50,000.......

About to compose d New Uniben sorry, UNI-inflation Anthem!

Pls I want to see everybody one on one before d end of d Auditorium Neck pain weither u have Tribal Marks or not......ask any of ur colleagues who must hav had an encounter with me or Just Dial 08163513265 to have ur First semester parallel A1. Good morning to u all!

glowin2shyn: hehehe bros,u 4 xay body pain o, tanx bt no tanx i dn do al dis tins f.nish sins......am evn in lag xef xo dat i kan reload 4 fakulty nd departmental clearance, gst registratn nd rexumptn,i jux wantd 2 no wat eligibility 4m was

you didn't even know what u were given to sign?......Welcome to d university of Eligibility, Benin City, Edo state.

Prof. Amos:
2day Those cleared in Education were asked to come for their Eligibility on Oct 28th. Whch kind wahala be ds...

October whaaaaaaat? Dat is after ur second semester Exam o o o o

blocx03: See me see okoro soup o,imagine dat oyibo woman,afta av been cleared by anoda auditorium official,she carry ah own say my o'level result(nabteb) no suite my course(theatre art),say d only remmedy na 4 me 2 choose btw mass-com n fine art,dat where my result fit in,abeg mk she no go my acting dreams o

Welcome to University of Eligibility!

Mexyz: Uniben is sumtn else, i was askd to scratch ma waec card b4 getn to d auditorium. I did exactly dat bt on getn to d officials table, i was forced to buy anoda card ryt there,u guys need to see d quantity of d cards in d man's bag...blood of God!

ThankGod I have a living witness in d House....those Guys all graduated from d University of Hardship, Faculty of corruption, Department of stealing and commotion with first class upper Division. May God Forgive dem all!

Sodiq33: Hey pals..d name on my waec result is omolaoye sadiq,while name on my jamb is omolaoye sodiq....wil i b cleard?

be rest assured Dat u will b cleared provided u have all d Necessities for d physical wahala!...GoodLuck!

Welcome to uni-sweat

glowin2shyn: @Akhigbode,pls wat course are u goin 4?and what does an eligibility form luk lyk.cos i wasnt givn,even doe i ve fild and sumitd 2 of my rekod files,tanx

Ecostat..... when u submit ur credentials and collect ur Record Files, ur online Result printout and other credentials will be Observed by d officer who will then hand it over to d online Result checking Officer like d Thief in d faculty of Social wahala. D clearance Officer will now check all ur uploaded Documents during d online clearance. If u are not found Guilty of any offence, Ur Eligibility Form containing d clearance Officer's name, Date, Signature and ur signature, will be printed out instantly for u to go and make minimum of Eight Photocopies, Return 3photocopies to them immediately, add each of d remaining 5 to ur Bond of Credentials in ur Student's Academic Record Files b4 u can now submit d Record files......dis means Happy waist pain!!! ,

GST 112 in Trouble tonight.

For all my fellow Ecostat students and D yet to b Admitted LandLords and LandLadies, pls let's rub minds together on 2go@ Akhigbode01

Unity Bank 2012/2013 civil War: Victorious.

Wrestling @ D Bursary : won

Auditorium stress: overcome.

Scratch cards stealing @ d Auditorium by online Result checking Officer: potential VICTIM

Eligibility Form: Duly signed and documented.

Record File submission: Loading......30%

GST registration: N6,000 diverted suddenly to d Man's pocket

Faculty Exercise: pls come on Monday, said d Gentleman.

Departmental Give away: we have not started yet, smiled d kind Looking madam.

Off K accommodation search: Loading........55.5%.
If u are really interested, call d BOY on 08076040842, 08163513265...THANX

Akhigbode01: Dat guy dat checks our Results online stole my three (3) WAEC scratch cards. When I submitted my credentials, he removed d scratch cards and dropped them inside his Bag and told me dat I can't be cleared for non presentation of scratch card, I went to buy another two again and he was bold enough to remove one again and I told him dat I have reconciled with all d witches in my village dat He is d one who is after my clearance. He decided not to check my result online but wrote ''result verified'' On it...pls be careful with ur scratch card(s). If possible, ensure to staple all d corners of ur scratch card(s) to ur credentials to make it difficult for dat Guy to do something terrible to ur scratch card(s), but ensure to display d back side dat carries d pin. GoodLuck!!

Dis cynical and UnGodly perpetuated act is till very Much in progress mostly in d Faculty of Social sciences.......plsss Beware!!!

Tare1: Bursary- Check
Collection of Num-Uncheck
Student Record File-Uncheck
Others-Uncheck
Remarks- Abt to collapse

don't u worry! U will not collapse because u are a very strong physical and spiritual philosopher. All d Best!

Emekuz: Thank u, how much did u get the scratch card?

I bought each @ N350 in waec office in Abuja but now in Benin, It is N600 for a scratch card ....what a terrible Inflation!......Do always like my post before u Quote plssssssssss!

Dat guy dat checks our Results online stole my three (3) WAEC scratch cards. When I submitted my credentials, he removed d scratch cards and dropped them inside his Bag and told me dat I can't be cleared for non presentation of scratch card, I went to buy another two again and he was bold enough to remove one again and I told him dat I have reconciled with all d witches in my village dat He is d one who is after my clearance. He decided not to check my result online but wrote ''result verified'' On it...pls be careful with ur scratch card(s). If possible, ensure to staple all d corners of ur scratch card(s) to ur credentials to make it difficult for dat Guy to do something terrible to ur scratch card(s), but ensure to display d back side dat carries d pin. GoodLuck!!

Susky: Any engineering asp who has been cleared? Did u include original jamb result? Is it compsy.?

in d faculty of social sciences, it is more than compulsory o o o o. In fact if u didn't upload it during or after ur online clearance, u will first of all b made to do Frog Jump, then proceed to go and sweep d VC's Office after which u will be finally sent back to ur Village. D good news is dat it can still be uploaded after ur initial online clearance. Do it nowww!

Pls, Ensure to upload ur Jamb original Result which contains ur Jamb scores most especially if u are a social science student so as to avoid what my people normally call UGBELI..........DOUBLE WAHALA.

Makzino: After being the first person to be on the line for the past 5 hours,, I still didn't get to clear,,well even with ma stress only God knows best,,but if God no purnish that P R O,, e go remain small....just so angry right now,,,,wasted over 4000 naira for feeding and transport in the past four days,,,money for clearance...hmmmm.

ur own na small thing self. My two pairs of Eye glass don condem, N6500 don go for scratch cards, continuation of necessary and unnecessary photocopying of bank tellers, Receipts and all manner of documents, two pairs of my cover shoe and sandals don go.

benkings: Today was rili fun wit sheffman n d honourable trailer driver(rtd),met yinkart alxo...mhen d line 4 unity nr be here o n even bursary na no go area....
Bursary loading... .0%

putting d acronym "RTD" now makes me understand dat u are Learning very fast. I wish u parallel A1 in all ur Exams provided u do not cheat..!!!!