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freethinker01:
Well, I experienced this like 8 years ago when I was still into all these organized religion.
I was travelling and suddenly, the propeller of the bus I boarded got detached and had everyone panicking as to what could happen next. I guess the driver was experienced cus he successfully maneuvered it and it eventually came to a halt. We all came down and I saw a woman I know(my church member), tho she didn't see me. When we got to church the following day, Sunday of course, and it came to testimony time. This woman just came out singing and rolling on the floor. These are her words " [b] I was travelling and suddenly, the brake failed n the tire bursted. The car somersaulted 7 times and kept rolling till it was stopped by a big tree. Three people died on the spot and 5 were admitted to the hospital. How I escaped unscratched is definitely the Lord's doing. Not even a cut I have because the car was a total write-off [b] FYI, no one was injured.
I just opened my mouth in awe couldn't believe what I just heard.still surprises me till today how someone could tell such a lousy and bogus testimony. Hilarious right?

The quest for unnecessary attention. Its super hilarious

frank317:
This was a testimony I heard when I was a Church goer.

Praise the lord...I have a lady neighbour that was fund of looking for my trouble. This lady has allowed the devil to use her to disturb me. But this morning she died of malaria. Brethren help me praise the lord."

That's stark wickedness

Niqqa is jes moaning. Half bread, they say is better than none. He got a nomination, he should be thankful and hopeful.

I hope he doesn't get robbed



Boys are not smiling

Dafuq is recession then?

There are probably a thousand folks out there cursing you.

The shii looks like cobweb on her

The pose reminds me of Aba girl with swag


















She's actually loaded 'uptown'

EgusiSoup:
This woman should knows that she is a woman to stop corrupting the minds of children who are washing this type of pictures in the internet without lack on home training to be spoiling them and even the NYSC Course member

Are they "washing" with detergent, liquid soap or bar soap?



LMAO


I bet you're from Akure

Kingjude1:
just one week that i haven't been intimate with my queen , i dey provoke like who dem rob , you are a man

Hahahaha

Go get it asap

Smellymouth:
Make I add 1 to the airforce?

Lol. He's not a spirit, is he?

He's easily my favorite nollywood actor of all time.



Anyone here remember 'Battle of Love'? He did it with Kanayo and Segun Arinze. A love story about and Igbo soldier and a cute Hausa chick.

The finger nails look somehow

Smellymouth:
By force, d marine spirit will leave his body..

No be only marine oh, airforce sef join

Idydarling:
I'm here to read funny comments ✍

I hope you got a mat and a pack of popcorn?

Wilgrea7:
well... mine wasn't a testimony... but it was one hell of a funny experience.. i was in church.. i attended redeem.. first service of the year.. so the pastor was reading pastor adeboye's prophecies for 2016

the pastor said “daddy said there will be a new sexually transmitted disease in 2016"

a lady behind me just got up and shouted “amen".

i was like... wtf

Lmao

She was probably sleeping.

armadeo:
Caput and moulding go still occur. She's just being proactive

I get it. But I think that is too strong, it well depends on her body tho.

Kingjude1:
abomination , come close make i slap you you be mfm member or jehova witness abi na deeper life, so no enjoyment and your woman still dey find more praise , make i arrange boys, we go beat am leave face and special parts

Lmfao


You won't dare, got bouncers all around bae

*Mayweather-esque*

Kingjude1:
no wahala boss even after sex , say thank you

Aww.. I'm actually celibate

asuo27:
A greatful fellow will always be and vice versa.

There's no point demanding for credit.

I dig.

So you really don't see yourself ever asking your spouse such?

Kingjude1:
wetin i mean be say make i talk am for english
if you were always making her opinions and decisions matter in your life, she will know that she inspires you without you ever saying it ,my queen makes most of the decisions in our life and i do it with sense, i will ask about the easy ones that i know that we both usually have agreements on women are very observant boss, she will notice it , that she inspires you

Now I understand. That's really nice. Thanks bro

asuo27:
The question is "Do i inspire you?", from ladies to their boyfriends.

I wouldn't ask such questions cos if i do in anyway he's likely to tell me.

For those who do ask such, it could be that in one way or the other, they're adding value to their spouse's life...or pushing them towards their goals in life.

But they don't think they get the credit they deserve?

Kingjude1:
the way i do mine, i might know somtin but i will just ask her to make her feel special and then thank her

Sorry, I don't get you

Kingjude1:
yes oooo , always make your queen feel like an essential member of your life

Absolutely

But you won't jes tell her yes. What are those things you would build your response on?

afanide:
A choir member shared recently that her boyfriend bought her pair of shoes as a birthday gift. So annoying....

Whoa! Are you kidding?

I bet she was suspended

Hello folks,

Please guys, how best are you going to answer this question: "Do I inspire you?" From your girlfriend/wife


And to the ladies, what could prompt you to ask your partner that question?


Please, I need responses

She sha wan spoil d shape of d unborn child head.


Make she continue oh

Here's mine:

During a forty day fasting and prayer program in my church, a younglady was like " Praise the Lord. I couldn't be a part of this program from start because my school was on break. So we've resumed but classes have not commenced, but my mom kept asking me to come back home since I've not started attending classes, so I told her we have a program in church, but she insisted. I thank God she's not had my time since the beginning of the week."

Many people couldn't hold it.



Share yours.

klassykute:
ah why u dey chop panadol for anoda pesin headache nahh .. i just said shz curvy nd dats a big point on her side ah .. abi u b her brida

Lmao

All I did was ask a question ohh

tafrica:
this is clearly a fiction, i had to comment because of some comments i read above applauding the police man. If such situation happens and the police wants to ascertain the true maternity of the baby, the best he can do is to ask any woman around to help check. Which audacity does a police man have to ask a woman to bring out her breast because he wants to ascertain if the baby is truly hers? There are police women to do that or simply ask any woman around

You made a whole lot of sense.

banme:
Several issues about naija girls has been bothering me ranging from mouth odour, execissive sweating,vagina odour, to mention bt a few..third on the list is this nonsense attitude of naija girls..They'll date a handsome guy but end up marrying a ugly one...Jst like my useless ex ifeoma..this fine girl left me to marry one ugly lookin nigga who looks like the combination of Airforce1 and Mr Ibu..What pained me most was that i was richer,fler than the nigga....Naija girls why?

Maybe you no get big cassava