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Abeg na which hotel these ashawos dey?

Like MMM abi?

deebrain:
That law has been freezed. Let's be patient. It will soon be restored.

Bastard!!!

loveflow1:
Yoruba again

Correct guy!!!!! Make she no worry, the guy go soon end the marriage for her. Rather than complaining to all and sundry, make she dey flow with am, or at least manage the guy in a more loving manner. Dem no dey do gra gra to husband nowadays o, especially wey many girls dey out there waiting to collect him from you.

Mrbigman1:
Op re u kidding me?

U girls re now something else.
Ur number one option is rather stupid.

Cos he self-services on her so she should quit?

Too much porn is d cause plus d woman myt be a log of wood in bed making her husband to have to think of another woman to cum.

She the worst thing a man would Bleep.
So if she dnt get back to life, she myt end up being kicked out of d boring marriage

flokii:
sorry..

but then you must remember that nothing is free in life...

he's sweating to get d money... you should know he will surely want compensation

put ursef too in his shoes... will you be a mugu to someone you aren't related to?

I agree with you bro.

OP, you must be very silly indeed.

The money the guy is supposed to use to do better thing, he should just hand it over to you like that? And the accommodation money go be like 50k to 100K o. Not even small pepper like 2k kor 5k wey the guy fit vex dash person. You are a very wicked somebory, I swear.

You are not yet ready to collect your money my dear. You berra cooperate with the guy.

Miami11:
Pray and fast for your wife
Talk to her calmly about the issue
Divorce is a sin
Knee down and ask for forgiveness
Treat her right
Talk to your pastor
Take her for deliverance to mountain of fire closest to you
Try to make her happy,maybe she is bored
Maybe you are not doing enough to please her

You are a bastard!

Beg her for what? For Bleep!ng another guy?

Nansense!!!

saintkel:
And it all started during Goodluck Ebere Jonathan regime right?

Let me try to educate you small my brother.

1. For every $10 a Nigerian spends, $9 comes from crude oil sales by the Federal Government or the national reserves.

2. OBJ left over $70 Billion for Yar'Adua when he left office in 2007. Average oil prices under OBJ was about $65/barrel.

3. Yar'Adua left $65 for GEJ when he died in 2010. Average oil prices under Yar'Adua was about $45/barrel. Remember oil fell to as low as $38/barrel in 2009? Most of the $5 to 7Billion that Yar'Adua spent was to defend the Naira during the global crisis of 2009, save the banks that fell into trouble in 2009, and fund the amnesty programme for the Niger Delta militants. Notice again the difference between what OBJ and Ya'Adua made from oil.

4. GEJ on the other hand, left $29Billion for PMB. Average oil prices under GEJ was $92/barrel. There were months when oil sold for as high as $130/barrel. For 3.5 years (2011 to June 2014), GEJ sold oil for over $100/barrel. For your information, GEJ presided over the richest years in Nigeria's history, yet he ate what we were to have saved and even ate what was handed over to him.

I have told every one who had ears that whoever takes-over in June 2015 was going to see hell - whether it was GEJ or PMB.

I am at least glad that we have removed the bastard that brought our dear country to this sorry state.

PMB can only work with what he has been handed with. That is why he is chasing corrupt people, looking for money to fund the budget and meet his electoral promises. Government is a continuum. The problem we have now was handed over to us by GEJ and his band of rogues. You think we would be where we are today if his government had saved $100Billion in reserves?

I am no ethnic or religious jingoist. I voted for GEJ in 2011. I deeply regret doing so now. I have friends that have lost jobs because of the man's stupidity since late last year.

As they say, opinions are free, but facts are sacred.

signature2012:
Very wicked bro.Their kids and family won't be affected o.All they will do is to go to their inner vault and bring out dollars for them,when they come abroad,they will spend it lavishly.Na we the masses go suffer am.

When last did you hear them cry "sai baba"?They are the ones that will suffer it more,cause they have put much hope on the " body odour" baba and he has disappointed them.

Where is even my friend " passhingshot"?please your attention is needed here.

Let me try to educate you small my brother.

1. For every $10 a Nigerian spends, $9 comes from crude oil sales by the Federal Government or the national reserves.

2. OBJ left over $70 Billion for Yar'Adua when he left office in 2007. Average oil prices under OBJ was about $65/barrel.

3. Yar'Adua left $65 for GEJ when he died in 2010. Average oil prices under Yar'Adua was about $45/barrel. Remember oil fell to as low as $38/barrel in 2009? Most of the $5 to 7Billion that Yar'Adua spent was to defend the Naira during the global crisis of 2009, save the banks that fell into trouble in 2009, and fund the amnesty programme for the Niger Delta militants. Notice again the difference between what OBJ and Ya'Adua made from oil.

4. GEJ on the other hand, left $29Billion for PMB. Average oil prices under GEJ was $92/barrel. There were months when oil sold for as high as $130/barrel. For 3.5 years (2011 to June 2014), GEJ sold oil for over $100/barrel. For your information, GEJ presided over the richest years in Nigeria's history, yet he ate what we were to have saved and even ate what was handed over to him.

I have told every one who had ears that whoever takes-over in June 2015 was going to see hell - whether it was GEJ or PMB.

I am at least glad that we have removed the bastard that brought our dear country to this sorry state.

PMB can only work with what he has been handed with. That is why he is chasing corrupt people, looking for money to fund the budget and meet his electoral promises. Government is a continuum. The problem we have now was handed over to us by GEJ and his band of rogues. You think we would be where we are today if his government had saved $100Billion in reserves?

I am no ethnic or religious jingoist. I voted for GEJ in 2011. I deeply regret doing so now. I have friends that have lost jobs because of the man's stupidity since late last year.

As they say, opinions are free, but facts are sacred.

olapluto:
This has got to be the funniest video of 2015 Nigerian politics. In 2014, it was chei there is God oooo, in 2015, it is 'Im not going anywhere'...
Nigerian police and SSS have a special training in grappling stubborn people by the waist. Once their hand is fully tucked in your waist, you know your centre of gravity is in their hands. The rest is just a matter of pull and drag.
Oga Nimasa, I no pity you at all. When you were swallowing billions, you no remember Nigerians.
Sai baba jor! More criminals will be handled like this or worse.
IN case you have forgotten, this new EFCC chairman no dey smile. He is a terror to thieves and looters.

See person wey dey talk better sense!!!

damton:
How is this hot?

rather randy

Abasha!!!!

Does the dog have any of these other symptoms: severe vomiting and foul-smelling diarrhea? If it does, then it may have the Parvo Virus. I lost a dog to the Parvo Virus a few years back. My Rottweiler also caught it last year. Because it is a virus, antibiotics may not be primary solution. You just have to treat the symptoms. Some of the steps include:
a. Intravenous (I)V fluids to counter dehydration
b. Antibiotics to prevent septicemia
c. Probiotics to replenish the normal intestinal flora
d. Injectable vitamins, especially Vitamins B & C to help the immune system
e. Colostrum to provide antibacterial elements to fight the infection within the gut
f. Glucosamine to coat the intestines

Also, clean the dog's living quarters with bleach to prevent reinfection. Parvo is a pretty expensive thing to treat. Just have a good doctor see and diagnose the dog, and if it is the Parvo Virus it has, start treatment ASAP. Time is of essence. It is usually too late by the 3rd day after the dog starts displaying symptoms.

Best of luck.

Both Treasury Bills and Fixed Deposits will probably fall further. The two instruments are linked together. Banks take Fixed Deposits from you and usually buy treasury bills with it, and keep the difference between the rate of the Treasury Bills and Fixed Deposits. With the Treasury Single Account and other initiatives planned by the Buhari administration, government will likely reduce its dependence on Treasury Bills and focus more on long-term bonds.

The current high rate of return on Treasury Bills are actually unsustainable, as no country making progress operates with such high rates. This event will force people to remove their money from risk-free investments with low economic benefit like Treasury Bills and Fixed Deposits and put them into investments in business and economic activities that will benefit the economy and people of Nigeria. So, in the long-run, this initiative is better for Nigeria.

I no blame the guy abeg. With all the beautiful mature babes in that place, trouser fit tear ooo.....

bigtt76:
This man ...face your work ooooo!

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Abeg, na when Nairaland too wan give us dislike button, si I can use it for all these yeye praises una dey give to the worst president Nigeria ever had?

Bros, you needed experience and evidence that you can deliver. This job has given you that. Your time shall come. I have had the same kind of boss too, however my time came. Your time will come. Have you forgotten those days when you were looking for work? When you were borrowing money to do tests and do interviews? Relax. Whether at this current place or at another place, your time will come. Just take it easy, and always respect your boss.

pappilo:
She is 43 not 47

Bros, the guy married her when he was 34. 34+8 = 42.
He is 39 today. 39+8 = 47.

Abeg calculate things well na.

The man has said he will retire those that have spent about 33 years in NNPC. Is 33 years not enough for you to organize yourself and retire? Some of the people on this thread do not have jobs because people that should have retired and be in the village/towns reading newspaper are still doing the jobs their sons and nephews should be doing!!!!!! For your information, NNPC has one of the best pension and retirement processes in this country. Some of the pensioners will receive gratuities in tens of millions and still be getting hundreds of thousands of Naira per month. They will also enjoy free healthcare for themselves and their spouses till they die. They are not being dumped to go and die. I work in the oil and gas industry, and I know. Please, if Nigeria improves, all of us will benefit from it.

melzabull:
shut up! when Igbos oppose booharis lopsidedness and indiscretion, you people shout igbos hate buhari. Was it not the same way you wasterners hated GEJ despite that GEJ was not a sectional president, unlike Buhari who is more of a regional president?.

Yoruba refused to vote for mulikat adeola as house speaker despite PDP endorsing her, yoribas suported tambuwal only to later cry that they had no principal officer, after shortchanging yourselves but you turn to blame GEJ.

Its funny hearing a foolish yolobas like you say that igbos want something on a platter if gold. We know the region that can't do without government, and its the Southwest coming close to the north. Igbos have thrived without government influence unlike Yorubas that rely on govt for survival

Mr. Man, shut up dia! How many articles did Yorubas put in Sahara reporters, Punch and other papers that GEJ was cheating them while he was in office? How many times did any Yoruba groups make noise that they will make Nigeria ungovernable until they are given positions? Yet Ohaneze and other yeye groups will be blabbing their loud-mouths every other week. I cannot buy paper without reading about one Igbo man or group blabbing about being cheated. Just 2 months after PMB entered office o! Yorubas were marginalized for 5.5years, yet we bidded our time and used our brain.

When you were voting stupidly, you did not caution yourselves. Even GEJ's brothers in the South-South were smart and still voted some APC seats in the 2 Federal Houses. You guys were more PDP than even PDP sef, and loved GEJ more than his own South-South people. Now, that the cookie has crumbled, you are shouting nonsense.

You are the only people that will lord it over other people. Then when your gra-gra lands you in trouble, you will start shouting that you don't know why Igbos are the only people that are hated by all other ethnic groups in Nigeria. Think, and stop assuming you're better than everybody else.

obailala:
His face reminds me of Alex Usifo.

I think sey na only me see the resemblance oo

These includes Graduates doing security work, and PhDs driving trucks for Dangote, or graduates driving Keke NAPEP.

I hope Emmanuel has a will and has made good plans for his life post-career o. If he has not, he should get a good lawyer and put his house in order. if anything happens to him, I can assure you that his kids, if has any, will suffer, considering the kind of useless family members he has.

Bonapart:
Malaysia don't want Nigerians in their country... it doesn't matter if you're clean or not.... all these muslims countries are animals.... i hate them with everything in my possession

Then stay in your country bro. Abi na by force to travel? Person no like you, but you still dey go there everyday.

Some people cannot even afford to give their wives wey do born for them up to 30K allowance, yet you dey give girlfriend 30k as a student. Ol'boy, you need prayers o. I swear.

This Toolz babe no go kill person. Abeg, where is that my blood pressure medicine again?? Chai!!!

This yeye man has abandoned GEJ, after collecting all manner of awoof from the man.

Jakpon:
N1GERIA MUST DIVIDE

N1GERIA MUST DISINTEGRATE

WE ARE GOING BACK TO BIAFRA

B1AFRA FOR LIFE. B1AFRA TILL I DIE

Mr. Man. You are probably writing this from outside Nigeria. If you are in Nigeria, I can bet with 90% certainty that you are in one of Lagos, Abuja, Port Harcourt - anywhere but the so-called BIAFRA you keep making noises about. Where were you when the war was fought? How many assets do the Igbos have inside Biafra compared to what they have outside it? How much have you invested in Biafra since 1970? Abeg, wake up and make the best of your land. If you cannot improve Aba, Owerri, Umuahia, Nnewi etc. now, what makes you think you can do much better with Biafra? face the issues of the day and stop wasting your time bro.

I bought a 2004 Nissan Altima in 2008. Used it till a few months ago when I sold it for cheap. the guy I sold it to lives in my neighbourhood and is still enjoying the car. I also own a 2001 Nissan Pathfinder, which I bought as a Naija used in 2010. The car is still going strong. Nissan rocks!!!