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Religion / Re: Where Did God Come From? by akiro(m): 12:55pm On Oct 10, 2008
To even question the very existence or raise issue as to where God came from is absurd. How dare you?
God is God. In the beginning, the very beginning, where nothing existed, the beginning of all beginning
God created heaven and the earth, and every other creation/things followed suit.

God is the beginning of all beginning, let those that have ears, hear.

Please, this thread should end here now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: Love Letters by akiro(m): 12:24pm On Sep 16, 2008
Yeah, good old days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I still have a bag load of this letters at home. I mean strongly worded love letters, that could soften even the most hardened heart.
I wrote so many, i mean, it was so much fun. You get especially thrilled when it is replied. It increases the tempo of the relationship and pushes it
to the next level.
With the advent of text messages, e-mails and what have you, love letter writing has been relegated to the background giving room to half-hearted, sex starved, HIV prone individuals that don't have the slightest patience to read, even their own books talkless of love letters.
I wish those days could be relived. I still write with so much relish to those deserving though, of such worthy writings.
Family / Re: How to Deal With a Wife That Nags a Lot by akiro(m): 3:42pm On Sep 04, 2008
Listen guys, the height of worst thing to happen to a man is to be saddled with a naging wife.
Believe me it is not something worth relishing. A nagging wife is the shortest route to death, please ladies don't start with ''find out what caused her nagging", it can't just work.

Even the bible - the holy book of God admits that its better to stay on top of a roof than with a nagging wife. May God deliver us from such devils!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: My Girl Answered That She Loved Another Guy Most Before My Face by akiro(m): 9:38am On Sep 04, 2008
Someone needed a solution to a problem biting hard on him, and some individuals suddenly remembered that its an avenue to trade insults and exchange rubbish innuendos.
If you have something reasonable to contribute, why don't you do that and stop flexing muscle on your prowess or rather your ability to exhibit your ignorance on basic knowledge of relationship.

@POSTER
My dear, i really think your so called girl is trying to cause confusion between two good friends. Could you discharge her?
I don't think she is worth all your efforts from all i could gather. Have you discussed this issue with your friend?
Just take it easy.
wink
Romance / Re: A Guy That We've Not Seen But Says We Love Each Other. by akiro(m): 9:15am On Aug 29, 2008
It's absurd and i can't just fathom how u could fall in love with somebody you have not seen physically before.
Listen, and don't get carried away with tales by moonlight. The use of the word LOVE has been bastardized by a lot of people especially Nairalanders.
LOVE is a deep thing, and certainly INTERNET LOVE is not deep enough.

Anny, tread carefully!
On this internet, there are many pythons- beware!!!!!!
Poems For Review / Re: Rhymes by akiro(m): 1:23pm On Feb 17, 2008
[center]
angel empy

i appreciate that
with all my heart

we are all contemporaries
there is only a difference in our memories

yours is simply amazing
correct me if you are not an amazon

listen, i'm not just praising,
your work, i've been appraising

please, keep it up
you might just get the coveted cup

and to you other ladies
i just have to say this

you've all made me proud
dish out, where it all abound[/center]
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Use A Condom by akiro(m): 2:23pm On Jan 17, 2008
What is all this about condom, please raise another topics. I believe if u want to give people lecture on condom usage (as an expert in the field) just go straight to the point rather than starting with an Urhobo jist. Why am saying this, is for the benefit of thousands out there, who have fallen victim of fake and substandard condoms in the Nigerian markets lately.
Poems For Review / Illusion by akiro(m): 10:15am On Jan 17, 2008
I just shed one
Of pride's kid
One shred of
Ignorance
Left home;
A mercy gift.
To gain acquintance
With what i
thought was not,
And with myself.
Poems For Review / Illusion by akiro(m): 10:14am On Jan 17, 2008
I just shed one
Of pride's kid
One shred of
Ignorance
Left home;
A mercy gift.
To gain acquintance
With what i
thought was not,
And with myself.
Poems For Review / Illusion by akiro(m): 9:36am On Jan 17, 2008
I just shed one
Of pride's kid
One shred of
Ignorance
Left home;
A mercy gift.
To gain acquintance
With what i
thought was not,
And with myself.
Poems For Review / Illusion by akiro(m): 9:34am On Jan 17, 2008
I just shed one
Of pride's kid
One shred of
Ignorance
Left home;
A mercy gift.
To gain acquintance
With what i
thought was not,
And with myself.
Romance / Re: How To Break Up With Someone Using Style And Sensitivity. by akiro(m): 8:07am On Jan 17, 2008
Nice tips. Well configured, but i think the Nigerian experience demand a much better rules for dis-engagement. With due respect to our wonderful Nigerian ladies, i think breaking up with them takes a lot more than was expatiated above.
[sub][/sub]luv y all
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Imo State Origins Only by akiro(m): 8:31am On Dec 17, 2007
I'm a proud HEARTLANDER from amazano, Njaba local govt. area
Education / Re: Bad Things You Did In Secondary School? by akiro(m): 12:25pm On Oct 16, 2007
[color=#990000][/color]aaaaaaaaaaaaaah good old days!
  Attended G.C.L Lagos, i was notorrious for so many activities dat occurred during dat era. there was d day before closing hrs, i was chillin on my seat just watching d scenario, when suddenly, i saw a classmate ransackin a friends bag. Quickly i pretended like i didn't see him, the next thing he did was to remove his gameboy (very expensive at dat period) and kept in his own bag. He did this and quickly ran out to play, i bn a guru just went to his bag, removed the game boy not knowing dat another guru who is an ally was watching me.  I gave It to a junior to take it home for me.
  The very next minute d real owner went to his bag and raised alarm and immediately all hell was let loosed. Accussation and counter accussation started raining on everyone within d vicinity,including me. Been a guru, i defended myself with my cronies gettin ready for any eventuality.
  Later my guy dat saw me take the gameboy informed me and told me that we wud sell and share the proceeds equally. Meanwhile the first person dat took the game now confessed after much blackmail and threatening and he got the beating of his life, infact he paid for the game boy while me and my guy shared our booty

    wait for part two cool cool cool
Forum Games / Re: Give The Nairalander Above You A Pet Name by akiro(m): 10:54am On Oct 09, 2007
BLESSED
Politics / Re: Bill Gates' Application For Nigerian Visa Was Initially Denied by akiro(m): 9:23am On Oct 09, 2007
pls some give me break, we need people like dat to enter this God almost forgotten country without even passport. some like biil gates cannot come into this country without leaving one form of development or another. he would surely bring good tidings. Second most richest man on earth? pls give me a break
Romance / Re: My Love Left Me For Someone I Least Expected by akiro(m): 4:55pm On Oct 08, 2007
pally make u check urself very well. wetin u d ur chick,wey go make am behave like dat. make u check well,well. The frog does not jump around in the after noon 4 nothing its either it is after something or something is after it.
Celebrities / Re: 2face Shot And Robbed On Arrival From UK by akiro(m): 4:20pm On Oct 08, 2007
y is this happening 2 one of the best thing dat came out of this rickety,God forsken, corrupt ridden country. Y, Y, Y, His hands are clean, he wud surely come out of this stonger. May the Almighty stenghten him and make him whole again.HE THAT KILLS BY THE GUN, SHALL DIE BY THE GUN. shikena
Music/Radio / Re: Whose Artist Do You Hate? by akiro(m): 4:10pm On Oct 08, 2007
I'll rather not use the word hate, but i think some Nigerian should just wake becos iwudn't be this nice NEXT TIME.

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