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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How True Is This? by Aklofs: 9:27pm On May 06, 2013

xynerise: Mtchewwwwww

ori e travel ni?

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 9:17pm On May 06, 2013

adaobi123: awwwww thanks

[size=2pt]blushes[/size]

u're really beautiful

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 8:51pm On May 06, 2013

*Semuhle*Baby*:
I swear this girl looks just like my cousin

Dam,n

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 8:03pm On May 06, 2013

queen_of_sheba: lol it's just eye shadow and lipstick come on now lol

Just like ladies being natural ni.
*gives her a warm kiss*

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 7:46pm On May 06, 2013

queen_of_sheba: On my profile

U are beautiful but d make up is a no 4 me.Remove d make ups and u're d best on NL

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 7:27pm On May 06, 2013

@kenyattaMoore:
Eheheh now this is what I call beautiful

adaobi123: she looks tall

pretty

Booty butt chic: luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip ...*runs out*

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 6:43pm On May 06, 2013

Booty butt chic: luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip ...*runs out*

Show me na.
No let me vex abeg.

Romance › Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 6:34pm On May 06, 2013

swtyy: Muslims

Because he may marry 4 wives right?
Jelous future wife

Romance › Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 5:56pm On May 06, 2013

[quote author=Debora246][/quote]Looking @ ur profile pix,i can confirm myself that i can never date you.
+SEE D WHOLE MAKE UP

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 5:49pm On May 06, 2013

Shollypopz: ^^she has a nice shape

U wan compete with am?

Romance › Re: How Will I Approach A Lady Colleague In Our Office For Luv? by Aklofs: 5:33pm On May 06, 2013

Go 2 her and tell her u love her and make she talk her own.

Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 5:18pm On May 06, 2013

See my own babe

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Romance › Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 5:10pm On May 06, 2013

Girls d@ are always full of make ups are no no 4 me

Fashion › Re: Girls? by Aklofs: 8:05pm On May 05, 2013

Mad man's dreadlock

Romance › Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 9:43am On May 04, 2013

Princeparix: 25: full sponsored trips
26: dubia shopping
27: dnt look at her friends or other females
28: dnt introduce her to ur frnds as ur gal
before i forget
29: take her to mama
30: c_um see her parents
31: cute spinisters eve
32: sharp wedding
33: honeymoon abroad
34: 1st child to be a gal

35:u washing plate yl she siddon luk
36:u sweeping yl she siddon luk
36:u taking care of d children yl she siddon luk
37:e go plenty gaaan fa

Romance › Re: If You Are Single, Read This. (A Mother's Letter) by Aklofs: 7:33am On May 04, 2013

Wizee: Oga @ the top, Pls can u summarize?

He should get d 4ck out with his crap.That's it broda Salifu

Romance › Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Aklofs: 7:22am On May 04, 2013

lucenzo: I = Lucenzo. I spoke for myself. We shouldn't be having a problem here now, do we?

2nded.
I=1st person singular.
@Mynd_444 go read brighter grammar men

Romance › Re: If You Are Single, Read This. (A Mother's Letter) by Aklofs: 7:09am On May 04, 2013

A letter 2 OP:
dear pastor,
sorry sir,if d word summary is not in ur dictionary.I dont think i can read dis,eida meaningful or not sir.Try and go back 2 skul sir nd study english.
Your faithfully
Aklofs
§

Romance › Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 6:58am On May 04, 2013

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Things Women Love To Hear by Aklofs: 6:54am On May 04, 2013

fellis: Abeg what type of ridiculous lie is this one?
Nigerian girls are too polished to act in the way you described

have u eaten?

190:
And the answer's always NO!!

Even if they've finished eating 3 wraps of pounded yam with banga soup and three thick fried fish
they'll still tell you NO!!!

Sighs- that nigerian content in them

Romance › Re: ♥♥~:girl's Languages That You Must Understand:~♥♥ by Aklofs: 6:46am On May 04, 2013

♥♥~:GIRL'S LANGUAGES :~♥♥
♥♥~:If She Don't Text You :~♥♥
♥♥~:Its Because She's has no credit ..

♥♥~:When She Walks Away From You:~♥♥
♥♥~:find anoda girl Her ♥♥~:

When Shes Quiet :~♥♥
♥♥~:leave her alone ♥♥~:

When She Ignores You :~♥♥
♥♥~:ignore Her 2

♥♥~: When She Pushes YOU AWAY:~♥♥
♥♥~:push her 2

♥♥~:When You See Her Crying:~♥♥
♥♥~:give her some money

♥♥~:When She Says Go Away:~♥♥
♥♥~:just flash her money especially $$

♥ yes or no huh

[/quote]Works like magic.

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Romance › Re: The Things That Turn Girls On by Aklofs: 12:11am On May 04, 2013

larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!

larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!

Baby do u like Dubai,shawama,full chicken,ice cream,shoprite,fixed account,London trip every weekend?
OR
bread & beans @ iy a dapo canteen @ ijora badiya,bathroom slipper as ur best car,a wrapper,all back pig weaving?
Tell me which 1 u want nd i'll knw wu u're

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Things Women Love To Hear by Aklofs: 11:48pm On May 03, 2013

190: 13 - Baby have you eaten
14 - Baby lets go get some shawama
15- Baby my salary has been paid
16 - Baby lets go shopping at shoprite
17 - Baby Im driving home care for some suya and ice cream
18 - Baby Im taking you for the weekend to calabar or Ghana
19 - Baby have you seen iron man 3 or G.I.Joe Retailation - tickets on me
20 - Baby whats your account number

add yours

21:i've just bin elected as a senator
22:i've just won #4M on who wants 2 be a millionare
23:i've gotten a $2m contract
24:i'm d governor of Lagos
25:i've just completed 2 Dubai honeymoon visas
Add yas

Romance › Re: 16 Things Girls Want From Every Boy, But Don't Ask by Aklofs: 11:39pm On May 03, 2013

Ijele-igbo:
1. Good morning/ goodnight texts.

2. Pictures taken together.

3. Surprises, especially little ones.

4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.

5. A hood with his scents all over it.

6. Really long hugs.

7. Slow dances.

8. Sincere compliments.

9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.

10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not
around.

11. Real, deep conversations.

12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.

13. His "gentle manliness."

14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.

15. Telling her how much you love her.

16. Add any that you know!Lol.........

17:ur death
reason so as 2 acquire ur property
18:food
19:dick
20:constant money
21:u 2 wash deir pants
22:visa
23:wedding in Dubai
24:let me ask God 4 revelation.

Romance › Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 8:06pm On May 03, 2013

17:dick
18:shawama
19:b.b money
20:brazilian hair money
21:eye fixin money
22:passport
23:visa
24:i'm koming let me ask my cerebrum @ d top.

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Romance › Re: How Did You Heal From Your First Heartbreak? by Aklofs: 5:27pm On May 03, 2013

Dont worry,d last time Nkechi was heartbroken like u i was d 1 d@ amend it.
*Brings out amending needle*
Just gimme a try.

Romance › Re: The Things That Turn Girls On by Aklofs: 4:53pm On May 03, 2013

Ijele-igbo:
Material girls can be turned on by money!
Have you met girls that you can't please with money

Cra"p!!!.
Try ya wife with Sambo make we see.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ............................ by Aklofs: 9:02am On May 03, 2013

I dont even knw y i'm on this thread

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Please Nairalanders, Rate My Wife To Be (pic) by Aklofs: 8:55pm On May 02, 2013

Pls and pls #landers,whoever is behind these isale abetu boy with lip stick,1/2 naked bitch,girl in da bar etc. pictures should stop please.or else hnmnmmm....i go just blow nairaland with ...

Romance › Re: Am I An Alien Pls Guys I Need Your Help by Aklofs: 9:14am On May 02, 2013

I'm a predator!!!!!!
I know what to do 2 u!!!!!

Romance › Re: Strictly For Guys!!! How To Get Rid Ofan Annoying Girl In 6 Simple Steps by Aklofs: 8:21am On May 02, 2013

7:wen she's @ ha orgasm remove ur dick.
8:make i no talk am make my oga @ d top no vex

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