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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: How True Is This? by Aklofs: 9:27pm On May 06, 2013
xynerise: Mtchewwwwww
ori e travel ni?
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 9:17pm On May 06, 2013
adaobi123:

awwwww thanks embarassed kiss

[size=2pt]blushes[/size]
u're really beautiful
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 8:51pm On May 06, 2013
*Semuhle*Baby*:
I swear this girl looks just like my cousin shocked shocked
Dam,n
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 8:03pm On May 06, 2013
queen_of_sheba: lol it's just eye shadow and lipstick come on now lol
Just like ladies being natural ni.
*gives her a warm kiss*
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 7:46pm On May 06, 2013
queen_of_sheba: On my profile
U are beautiful but d make up is a no 4 me.Remove d make ups and u're d best on NL
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 7:27pm On May 06, 2013
@kenyattaMoore:


Eheheh now this is what I call beautiful smiley
adaobi123:

she looks tall smiley

pretty smiley
Booty butt chic: grin grin luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip cheesy cheesy cheesy ...*runs out*
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 6:43pm On May 06, 2013
Booty butt chic: grin grin luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip cheesy cheesy cheesy ...*runs out*
Show me na.
No let me vex abeg.
Romance / Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 6:34pm On May 06, 2013
swtyy: Muslims
Because he may marry 4 wives right?
Jelous future wife
Romance / Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 5:56pm On May 06, 2013
[quote author=Debora246][/quote]Looking @ ur profile pix,i can confirm myself that i can never date you.
+SEE D WHOLE MAKE UP
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 5:49pm On May 06, 2013
Shollypopz: ^^she has a nice shape smiley
U wan compete with am?
Romance / Re: How Will I Approach A Lady Colleague In Our Office For Luv? by Aklofs: 5:33pm On May 06, 2013
Go 2 her and tell her u love her and make she talk her own.
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 5:18pm On May 06, 2013
See my own babe

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Romance / Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by Aklofs: 5:10pm On May 06, 2013
Girls d@ are always full of make ups are no no 4 me
Fashion / Re: Girls? by Aklofs: 8:05pm On May 05, 2013
Mad man's dreadlock
Romance / Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 9:43am On May 04, 2013
Princeparix:
25: full sponsored trips
26: dubia shopping
27: dnt look at her friends or other females
28: dnt introduce her to ur frnds as ur gal
before i forget
29: take her to mama
30: c_um see her parents
31: cute spinisters eve
32: sharp wedding
33: honeymoon abroad
34: 1st child to be a gal
35:u washing plate yl she siddon luk
36:u sweeping yl she siddon luk
36:u taking care of d children yl she siddon luk
37:e go plenty gaaan fa
Romance / Re: If You Are Single, Read This. (A Mother's Letter) by Aklofs: 7:33am On May 04, 2013
Wizee: Oga @ the top, Pls can u summarize?
He should get d 4ck out with his crap.That's it broda Salifu
Romance / Re: Letter To My Future Wife by Aklofs: 7:22am On May 04, 2013
lucenzo:

I = Lucenzo. I spoke for myself. We shouldn't be having a problem here now, do we? sad
2nded.
I=1st person singular.
@Mynd_444 go read brighter grammar men
Romance / Re: If You Are Single, Read This. (A Mother's Letter) by Aklofs: 7:09am On May 04, 2013
A letter 2 OP:
dear pastor,
sorry sir,if d word summary is not in ur dictionary.I dont think i can read dis,eida meaningful or not sir.Try and go back 2 skul sir nd study english.
Your faithfully
Aklofs
§
Romance / Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 6:58am On May 04, 2013
maar!a:

Romance / Re: Top 10 Things Women Love To Hear by Aklofs: 6:54am On May 04, 2013
fellis:

Abeg what type of ridiculous lie is this one? grin
Nigerian girls are too polished to act in the way you described
have u eaten?
190:


And the answer's always NO!!

Even if they've finished eating 3 wraps of pounded yam with banga soup and three thick fried fish
they'll still tell you NO!!! undecided


Sighs- that nigerian content in them
Romance / Re: ♥♥~:girl's Languages That You Must Understand:~♥♥ by Aklofs: 6:46am On May 04, 2013
♥♥~:GIRL'S LANGUAGES :~♥♥
♥♥~:If She Don't Text You :~♥♥
♥♥~:Its Because She's has no credit ..

♥♥~:When She Walks Away From You:~♥♥
♥♥~:find anoda girl Her ♥♥~:

When Shes Quiet :~♥♥
♥♥~:leave her alone ♥♥~:

When She Ignores You :~♥♥
♥♥~:ignore Her 2

♥♥~: When She Pushes YOU AWAY:~♥♥
♥♥~:push her 2

♥♥~:When You See Her Crying:~♥♥
♥♥~:give her some money

♥♥~:When She Says Go Away:~♥♥
♥♥~:just flash her money especially $$

♥ yes or no[/quote]
Works like magic.

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Romance / Re: The Things That Turn Girls On by Aklofs: 12:11am On May 04, 2013
larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!
cry
larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!
Baby do u like Dubai,shawama,full chicken,ice cream,shoprite,fixed account,London trip every weekend?
OR
bread & beans @ iy a dapo canteen @ ijora badiya,bathroom slipper as ur best car,a wrapper,all back pig weaving?
Tell me which 1 u want nd i'll knw wu u're

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Romance / Re: Top 10 Things Women Love To Hear by Aklofs: 11:48pm On May 03, 2013
190: 13 - Baby have you eaten
14 - Baby lets go get some shawama
15- Baby my salary has been paid
16 - Baby lets go shopping at shoprite
17 - Baby Im driving home care for some suya and ice cream
18 - Baby Im taking you for the weekend to calabar or Ghana
19 - Baby have you seen iron man 3 or G.I.Joe Retailation - tickets on me
20 - Baby whats your account number


add yours undecided
21:i've just bin elected as a senator
22:i've just won #4M on who wants 2 be a millionare
23:i've gotten a $2m contract
24:i'm d governor of Lagos
25:i've just completed 2 Dubai honeymoon visas
Add yas
Romance / Re: 16 Things Girls Want From Every Boy, But Don't Ask by Aklofs: 11:39pm On May 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:
1. Good morning/ goodnight texts.

2. Pictures taken together.

3. Surprises, especially little ones.

4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.

5. A hood with his scents all over it.

6. Really long hugs.

7. Slow dances.

8. Sincere compliments.

9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.

10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not
around.

11. Real, deep conversations.

12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.

13. His "gentle manliness."

14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.

15. Telling her how much you love her.

16. Add any that you know!Lol.........
17:ur death
reason so as 2 acquire ur property
18:food
19:dick
20:constant money
21:u 2 wash deir pants
22:visa
23:wedding in Dubai
24:let me ask God 4 revelation.
Romance / Re: 16 Things Girl Want From Every Boy, But Dont Ask by Aklofs: 8:06pm On May 03, 2013
17:dick
18:shawama
19:b.b money
20:brazilian hair money
21:eye fixin money
22:passport
23:visa
24:i'm koming let me ask my cerebrum @ d top.

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Romance / Re: How Did You Heal From Your First Heartbreak? by Aklofs: 5:27pm On May 03, 2013
Dont worry,d last time Nkechi was heartbroken like u i was d 1 d@ amend it.
*Brings out amending needle*
Just gimme a try.
Romance / Re: The Things That Turn Girls On by Aklofs: 4:53pm On May 03, 2013
Ijele-igbo:


grin Material girls can be turned on by money!
Have you met girls that you can't please with money

Cra"p!!!.
Try ya wife with Sambo make we see.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ............................ by Aklofs: 9:02am On May 03, 2013
I dont even knw y i'm on this thread
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Please Nairalanders, Rate My Wife To Be (pic) by Aklofs: 8:55pm On May 02, 2013
Pls and pls #landers,whoever is behind these isale abetu boy with lip stick,1/2 naked bitch,girl in da bar etc. pictures should stop please.or else hnmnmmm....i go just blow nairaland with ...
Romance / Re: Am I An Alien Pls Guys I Need Your Help by Aklofs: 9:14am On May 02, 2013
I'm a predator!!!!!!
I know what to do 2 u!!!!!
Romance / Re: Strictly For Guys!!! How To Get Rid Ofan Annoying Girl In 6 Simple Steps by Aklofs: 8:21am On May 02, 2013
7:wen she's @ ha orgasm remove ur dick.
8:make i no talk am make my oga @ d top no vex

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