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xynerise: Mtchewwwwww

ori e travel ni?

adaobi123: awwwww thanks

[size=2pt]blushes[/size]

u're really beautiful

[quote author=*Semuhle*Baby*]I swear this girl looks just like my cousin [/quote]Dam,n

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]lol it's just eye shadow and lipstick come on now lol[/quote]Just like ladies being natural ni.
*gives her a warm kiss*

[quote author=queen_of_sheba]On my profile[/quote]U are beautiful but d make up is a no 4 me.Remove d make ups and u're d best on NL

[quote author=@kenyattaMoore]Eheheh now this is what I call beautiful [/quote]

adaobi123: she looks tall

pretty

Booty butt chic: luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip ...*runs out*

Booty butt chic: luks like a man,aint dat a moustache on her upper lip ...*runs out*

Show me na.
No let me vex abeg.

swtyy: Muslims

Because he may marry 4 wives right?
Jelous future wife

[quote author=Debora246][/quote]Looking @ ur profile pix,i can confirm myself that i can never date you.
+SEE D WHOLE MAKE UP

Shollypopz: ^^she has a nice shape

U wan compete with am?

Go 2 her and tell her u love her and make she talk her own.

See my own babe

Girls d@ are always full of make ups are no no 4 me

Mad man's dreadlock

Princeparix: 25: full sponsored trips
26: dubia shopping
27: dnt look at her friends or other females
28: dnt introduce her to ur frnds as ur gal
before i forget
29: take her to mama
30: c_um see her parents
31: cute spinisters eve
32: sharp wedding
33: honeymoon abroad
34: 1st child to be a gal

35:u washing plate yl she siddon luk
36:u sweeping yl she siddon luk
36:u taking care of d children yl she siddon luk
37:e go plenty gaaan fa

Wizee: Oga @ the top, Pls can u summarize?

He should get d 4ck out with his crap.That's it broda Salifu

lucenzo: I = Lucenzo. I spoke for myself. We shouldn't be having a problem here now, do we?

2nded.
I=1st person singular.
@Mynd_444 go read brighter grammar men

A letter 2 OP:
dear pastor,
sorry sir,if d word summary is not in ur dictionary.I dont think i can read dis,eida meaningful or not sir.Try and go back 2 skul sir nd study english.
Your faithfully
Aklofs
§

[quote author=maar!a][/quote]

fellis: Abeg what type of ridiculous lie is this one?
Nigerian girls are too polished to act in the way you described

have u eaten?

190:
And the answer's always NO!!

Even if they've finished eating 3 wraps of pounded yam with banga soup and three thick fried fish
they'll still tell you NO!!!


Sighs- that nigerian content in them

♥♥~:GIRL'S LANGUAGES :~♥♥
♥♥~:If She Don't Text You :~♥♥
♥♥~:Its Because She's has no credit ..

♥♥~:When She Walks Away From You:~♥♥
♥♥~:find anoda girl Her ♥♥~:

When Shes Quiet :~♥♥
♥♥~:leave her alone ♥♥~:

When She Ignores You :~♥♥
♥♥~:ignore Her 2

♥♥~: When She Pushes YOU AWAY:~♥♥
♥♥~:push her 2

♥♥~:When You See Her Crying:~♥♥
♥♥~:give her some money

♥♥~:When She Says Go Away:~♥♥
♥♥~:just flash her money especially $$

♥ yes or no[/quote]Works like magic.

larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!

larayat: y nt?a pure water seller. Gats blood flowing in hez veins nt water!

Baby do u like Dubai,shawama,full chicken,ice cream,shoprite,fixed account,London trip every weekend?
OR
bread & beans @ iy a dapo canteen @ ijora badiya,bathroom slipper as ur best car,a wrapper,all back pig weaving?
Tell me which 1 u want nd i'll knw wu u're

190: 13 - Baby have you eaten
14 - Baby lets go get some shawama
15- Baby my salary has been paid
16 - Baby lets go shopping at shoprite
17 - Baby Im driving home care for some suya and ice cream
18 - Baby Im taking you for the weekend to calabar or Ghana
19 - Baby have you seen iron man 3 or G.I.Joe Retailation - tickets on me
20 - Baby whats your account number


add yours

21:i've just bin elected as a senator
22:i've just won #4M on who wants 2 be a millionare
23:i've gotten a $2m contract
24:i'm d governor of Lagos
25:i've just completed 2 Dubai honeymoon visas
Add yas

[quote author=Ijele-igbo]1. Good morning/ goodnight texts.

2. Pictures taken together.

3. Surprises, especially little ones.

4. Visiting & bringing her favorite food.

5. A hood with his scents all over it.

6. Really long hugs.

7. Slow dances.

8. Sincere compliments.

9. Singing her favorite song, even if it's out of tune.

10. A cute stuffed toy to hug when he's not
around.

11. Real, deep conversations.

12. Nonsense but funny conversations too.

13. His "gentle manliness."

14. Comfort and patience when she's in tears.

15. Telling her how much you love her.

16. Add any that you know!Lol.........[/quote]17:ur death
reason so as 2 acquire ur property
18:food
19:dick
20:constant money
21:u 2 wash deir pants
22:visa
23:wedding in Dubai
24:let me ask God 4 revelation.

17:dick
18:shawama
19:b.b money
20:brazilian hair money
21:eye fixin money
22:passport
23:visa
24:i'm koming let me ask my cerebrum @ d top.

Dont worry,d last time Nkechi was heartbroken like u i was d 1 d@ amend it.
*Brings out amending needle*
Just gimme a try.

[quote author=Ijele-igbo] Material girls can be turned on by money!
Have you met girls that you can't please with money[/quote]Cra"p!!!.
Try ya wife with Sambo make we see.

I dont even knw y i'm on this thread

Pls and pls #landers,whoever is behind these isale abetu boy with lip stick,1/2 naked bitch,girl in da bar etc. pictures should stop please.or else hnmnmmm....i go just blow nairaland with ...

I'm a predator!!!!!!
I know what to do 2 u!!!!!

7:wen she's @ ha orgasm remove ur dick.
8:make i no talk am make my oga @ d top no vex