Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Please All Judge My Pics Am I Handsome by Aklofs: 5:27pm On May 19, 2013 |
U go do all dese because u wan rating? Why ur pinis kon dey hard na? #ARA OKO PONBELE# |
Romance › Re: If You Were 2 Giv Your Spouse A Fruity Name Wot Name Would U Hav Given Him/her? by Aklofs: 7:41am On May 19, 2013 |
Grape,cos she's fat nd bitter |
Romance › Re: " 3 Reasons Why Men Don't Approach Most Women" by Aklofs: 7:37am On May 19, 2013 |
4:u're ugly 5:u stink 6:ur mouth stinks 7:u're a nun 9:u put on dirty cloths 10:u always go around with your mama 11:let me sleep 1st... |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Always Acting Weird Please Read And Help by Aklofs: 7:28am On May 19, 2013 |
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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Always Acting Weird Please Read And Help by Aklofs: 7:27am On May 19, 2013 |
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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Always Acting Weird Please Read And Help by Aklofs: 7:24am On May 19, 2013 |
utumunta: You don't know how to speak english & he might not like that. Learn english before learning to drive cos an illiterate driver is the same with a blind one. Best idea. |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Give Me Anything by Aklofs: 6:59am On May 19, 2013 |
190: shutup ure male
get out bye U GET P.GO FIND A WIFE MEHN. |
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Romance › Re: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Aklofs: 7:20pm On May 17, 2013 |
Fussbot: fast and pray..u nid dem y? |
Romance › Re: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Aklofs: 7:16pm On May 17, 2013 |
Mynd_44: What's woo? world olodo organization. |
Romance › Re: Wen Last Did You Woo A Girl?? by Aklofs: 5:16pm On May 16, 2013 |
Never |
Romance › Re: "9 Points To Consider In Choosing Between Two Men" by Aklofs: 8:39pm On May 14, 2013 |
Trash!! OP's an educated illiterate |
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Romance › Re: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Aklofs: 8:14pm On May 12, 2013 |
kulyie: paedophile! Start with an 11 year old dog Let ya sista b d dog na |
Romance › Re: Dear 25+ Ladies: How Market? Especially the Unmarried! by Aklofs: 3:39pm On May 12, 2013 |
I need a 13 year old girl 2 marry any1 interested  |
Romance › Re: Wud U Wish To Marry D Person U Are Currently Dating? by Aklofs: 12:27pm On May 12, 2013 |
Hw i wish ur lips are on my co`ck unhmmm... O ni meanin baje!! |
Romance › Re: Tips On Avoiding Heart Breaks In A Relationship by Aklofs: 9:33am On May 12, 2013 |
Ijele-igbo: 1. Not all relationships must lead to marriage. Some relationships are for a reason, others are for a season only few are for a lifetime. If it doesn't work out don't kill yourself because it was for something. Discover the purpose and move on.
2. Don't give a man or a woman the totality of your heart before giving the totality of your heart to God. Love that person but put God first.
3. Don't get carried away with beauty or money, if that person's inner person cannot keep you, his money or her beauty cannot either. 4:plenty money 5:2 much money 6:kudi 7:ego 8:owo 9:money ooo!! 10:opolopo owo!! |
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Romance › Re: ''I Slept With My Brother-in-law By Mistake'' by Aklofs: 3:20pm On May 10, 2013 |
Arrant rubish thread dismissed diji04: I had séx with my brother-in-law by mistake. In the dark I thought he was my husband.
I’m 29, my husband’s 31. His parents held a family party for his niece’s 18th birthday last weekend.
Everyone was there, including my husband’s brother who was home from working away in Saudi. He’s 36.
We all get on well and there was plenty of alcohol and food. It was a nice party and we carried on drinking and dancing into the small hours.
My husband went up to bed before me and said he’d be waiting for me. I followed him up 20 minutes later. I got into bed feeling frisky and we ended up having séx.
I woke up a couple of hours later and sat up to get a drink of water. I pulled back the curtain to let some light in through the window from the street lamp right outside the bedroom.
I looked round and got the shock of my life when I realised I was in bed with the wrong man. The man beside me was my husband’s brother. I’d gone into the wrong bedroom and I guess my brother-in-law thought it was his lucky day. We had all had a lot to drink.
I ran to the right bedroom and crawled into bed with my husband who was fast asleep. Then I realised I’d left my underwear in the other room, so I sneaked back.
My brother-in-law was stirring so I hissed that we must keep quiet about what had happened. He just said, “Whatever.”
He’s flown back to Saudi now but I don’t know whether to admit everything to my husband. If this comes out I’ll lose a man I love more than anything and cause family ructions. Arrant rubish |
Romance › Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by Aklofs: 11:29pm On May 09, 2013 |
BarbieBlues: D question was addressed to the ladies o. You guys should quite critizing. For me,my guy has to be tall and hansome(not drop dead gorgeous). And he has to be strong o........I Love Being Carried  Damn!!!!!! *Checks her profile again* Ur boobx make me have all those xteristics. I love u make u talk ur own o. |
Romance › Re: Girls, What Part Of A Men's Body Attract You? by Aklofs: 11:24pm On May 09, 2013 |
 oyinbogirl: chest stomach eyes hands lips also his nature,  oyinbogirl: chest stomach eyes hands lips also his nature, |
Crime › Re: [VIDEO] Guy Caught Cheating Pummeled By Chicks With Fists, Belt & Bottles by Aklofs: 10:51pm On May 09, 2013 |
Try dat with me nd y'all ll be on d bed 4 a gud 3some |
Romance › Re: How I Taught My Boastful Date A Lesson by Aklofs: 7:47pm On May 09, 2013 |
*haaaaaa*unnnnn*Abeg who score chelsea 1st goal yesterday? Se na idowuogbo/popowaa |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Love Me Anymore Because I Failed JAMB. by Aklofs: 10:00pm On May 07, 2013 |
U were baeutifully *in OP'S english* |
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 9:53pm On May 07, 2013 |
Idowuogbo: Roftlmao!! U go fear African Rapunzel na  Gbagbe oshi!!! Tuale!! |
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Doesn't Love Me Anymore Because I Failed JAMB. by Aklofs: 8:16pm On May 07, 2013 |
I'm coming 2 amend Nigerian education soon. Wait till 2015.I shall send you back 2 Primary 6 and buy you brighter grammers 1-3 |
Romance › Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Aklofs: 5:00pm On May 07, 2013 |
[quote author=Creamish][/quote]u fine 2 |
Romance › Re: 20 Signs He Is Definitely A Player by Aklofs: 6:36am On May 07, 2013 |
21:he slaps ur yansh on d 1st date 22:he sucks ur bosom on d 1st date 2 b continued...... |
Romance › Re: "10 Things Many Women Consider To Be "Annoying" by Aklofs: 9:30pm On May 06, 2013 |
Flaubert Ajiero: 1. Calling her too often.
2. Telling her that you have "feelings" for her too early.
3. Giving away your power to her and making her the boss.
4. Always asking a woman what she wants instead of leading.
5. Acting submissive and weak.
6. Accepting her demands, bossy-ness, and manipulative requests.
7. Being her doormat and putting your own needs aside.
8. Lying or justifying your actions when you should be apologizing to her.
9. Trying to impress her when you should instead be real.
10. Trying to bribe her to LIKE you with gifts and compliments. 11:playing with her pants 12:kissin he sista in front of her 13:make i kontinue? |