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RomanceRe: This Is My Definition Of Love, What's Yours? by Aklofs: 7:51am On May 02, 2013
Love is when white chick si Abacha tribal marks in a kotonko village man's face and she appreciate it.
She leaves America 4 kotonko village 2 marry Mr.Abacha
RomanceRe: My Advice For Single Ladies (expository Advice) by Aklofs: 10:38pm On May 01, 2013
Trash
RomanceRe: When A Guy Says He Needs A Break,wat Exactly Does He Mean By That by Aklofs: 5:44pm On May 01, 2013
He has a brake failure
RomanceRe: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 5:18pm On May 01, 2013
Thread closed and moved 2 page 1000
RomanceRe: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 5:10pm On May 01, 2013
Thread closed
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by Aklofs: 9:59am On May 01, 2013
Tizzie: Even if you were this singular act has made you ugly to me,there's alot more to beauty than just looks.work ON YOUR SELF ESTEEM AND confidence.
Hw are u tizzie?
RomanceRe: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 9:45am On May 01, 2013
If u ar d 1 in ur d@ prof. pix den i'm 4loin already....
*%Bites tongue%*
RomanceRe: Some Reasons Why A Guy Will Want 2 Date More Than A Girl? by Aklofs: 6:50am On Apr 29, 2013
carefreewannabe: 6. He is still very young and wants to "try" different girls as his hormones are driving him crazy.
7. He wants to test his market value.
8. He likes both of them or all of them grin
9. He has got too much time.



More?
10:girlfrnds bosom's 2 small
11:he saw better bosom on carefreewannabe
12:saw caracta wit beta yans'h
13:saw beync wit fig.8 structure
14:saw ogugua in 9ice dress
i could go on nd on
RomanceRe: A Message To Your Future Life Patner by Aklofs: 9:42pm On Apr 28, 2013
Dear future wife carmelion:i knw i can only si u online but knw d@ 1 day i'll put ring in ur finger nd we'll live 2geda happily
RomanceRe: 7 Women You Should Never Date by Aklofs: 9:30am On Apr 28, 2013
Just 7?wait i go kom add 63 more 2 make it distinction.
8:your mama
9:ya grandmama
10:ya elda sista
11:ya younga sista
12:ya uncle's dota....
Watch out 4 part 2.
RomanceRe: Why Guys Fail When Trying To Seduce Girls With Pick Up Lines by Aklofs: 9:19am On Apr 28, 2013
@OP.I was about wooing a fine gal last wik wen a guy with ordinary mercedez benz 190 parked by d road.Wot he did was 2 wave @ her d@ was d end.
RomanceRe: 9 Things Never To Lie About In A Relationship by Aklofs: 8:49am On Apr 28, 2013
OP.Hope u didnt write WASSCE cos u'll definately score -ve
RomanceRe: What Can You Say About Your EX? by Aklofs: 8:43am On Apr 28, 2013
Yes
RomanceRe: Should I Say Yes To Her Proposal by Aklofs: 3:13pm On Apr 27, 2013
efia suny: na which kind polish be dat?
Dic"k polish
RomanceRe: How To Know She Loves You by Aklofs: 1:34pm On Apr 27, 2013
It should go like this 4 some naija girls
Ijele-igbo:
• She yells because u didnt give her money.
• She cries because she's pretending.
• She smiles out of no where because u've given ha money.
• She scrunches her face becos she needs money.
• She hits you because she wants punny.
• She stares at you because she wants u 2 woo ha.
• She calls every half hour because she needs money/BB BOLD.
• She lectures you because she's had punny with many nd u're a learner .
• She kisses you because u've given ha money.
• She asks you questions because she wants money.
• She wants to know where you are 2 kom and have brkfast/lunch.
• She calls/flashes becos she needs money.
• She walks beside you wen u're going shopping 4 ha Brazillian hair.
• She sits close to you becos u've just given ha money.
• She stands in front of you because she's hungry.

Truth is, That d girl needs cash badly :]

[www.aklofsmemory.com]
RomanceRe: Is It A Sin To Flirt? by Aklofs: 1:17pm On Apr 27, 2013
Yes/No
RomanceRe: Why Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ǿ Guys Behaves Like Stupid by Aklofs: 2:27am On Apr 27, 2013
Prudzice: Please narialander Ȋ̝̊̅ need U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ advice.a friend of mine had sex with aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ nextdoor nebo Ãήϑ now the guy Ȋ̝̊̅§ procasting it up Ãήϑ down dat he slept with d girl.ƌ̲̣̣̣̥Ǿ U̶̲̥̅̊ knw wat amaze mi was wen a fellow female lyk her aproached her и̲̮̣̥̅̊ told her wat she heard abt the incident dat transpired btw her и̲̮̣̥̅̊ her nebo.♍Ɣ frd told her guy abt wat she heard и̲̮̣̥̅̊ now her discovered it was true bt she told her guy d only had romance.и̲̮̣̥̅̊ her guy believe because e trusted.♍Ɣ question here Ȋ̝̊̅§ that:WHY Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥Ǿ GUYS PROCAST ABT THEM HAVING SEX WIT A GAL EVEN WEN THE A GALFRD?
No nededed written Eglish on JAMB 2maroed caused u faileded already
*IN OP'S ENGLISH*
RomanceRe: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:08pm On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=Oohrhii][/quote]Wetin do u?if i give u e-punch!
RomanceRe: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:08pm On Apr 26, 2013
Oohrhii: He is an idiot don't mind him.

@Op whatever you think is important..should help u decide.

MA or Love!

You can as well choose the one that's most important and go ahead and marry the one dats fits ur choice.
RomanceRe: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:07pm On Apr 26, 2013
[quote author=Oohrhii][/quote]Wetin do u?
RomanceRe: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 3:13pm On Apr 26, 2013
gree-die:
well.... if mouthaction means alot to u, u ll ve to talk to dis ur present u love so much. lil tins lyk dis causes wear and tear in marriage.

i want to believe u keep ur pvees clean... if u didn't u woulda figured dats why he acts dat way. well do u give him MA? tym to pause and make him understand by action.

u dont ve to marry any of dem u know, if u cant keep up without MA, u don't ve to go marry ur ex if u don't want to, u can walk away from both and meet a new guy..

if u choose to walk away, make sure u ask d new guy wat he feels abt MA b4 hitting it off, lol
Will u give me mouth action too?
RomanceRe: Impatience..what Do U Think I Shoud Do. by Aklofs: 6:22am On Apr 26, 2013
phemolisti: There is this girl i ask out recently but she told me dat she is not ready to date..nevertheless she asked me to send her credit yesterday while i was watching ball n i told her that i was gonna send but didnt tell her d time. I just received a message from her which reads "so i begged u to send me credit yesterday u refused.i hate people who cant fulfil their promise" meanwhile i was about to send for her, dat message got me discouraged.
*555*999999999999#MTN #1500.
send her dis 1.
RomanceRe: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Aklofs: 6:18am On Apr 26, 2013
Spiritual bullshit!!!
RomanceRe: This Girl Don Finish Me by Aklofs: 3:34pm On Apr 25, 2013
U wan marry am ni?make d 3 of una dey do 3some na!
RomanceRe: Mathematical Letter To His Charming Gf by Aklofs: 10:01pm On Apr 24, 2013
Fuq

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