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 Romance › Re: This Is My Definition Of Love, What's Yours? by Aklofs: 7:51am On May 02, 2013 |
Love is when white chick si Abacha tribal marks in a kotonko village man's face and she appreciate it. She leaves America 4 kotonko village 2 marry Mr.Abacha |
| Romance › Re: My Advice For Single Ladies (expository Advice) by Aklofs: 10:38pm On May 01, 2013 |
Trash |
| Romance › Re: When A Guy Says He Needs A Break,wat Exactly Does He Mean By That by Aklofs: 5:44pm On May 01, 2013 |
He has a brake failure |
| Romance › Re: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 5:18pm On May 01, 2013 |
Thread closed and moved 2 page 1000 |
| Romance › Re: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 5:10pm On May 01, 2013 |
Thread closed |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by Aklofs: 9:59am On May 01, 2013 |
Tizzie: Even if you were this singular act has made you ugly to me,there's alot more to beauty than just looks.work ON YOUR SELF ESTEEM AND confidence.Hw are u tizzie? |
| Romance › Re: Important Message For Girls by Aklofs: 9:45am On May 01, 2013 |
If u ar d 1 in ur d@ prof. pix den i'm 4loin already.... *%Bites tongue%* |
| Romance › Re: Some Reasons Why A Guy Will Want 2 Date More Than A Girl? by Aklofs: 6:50am On Apr 29, 2013 |
carefreewannabe: 6. He is still very young and wants to "try" different girls as his hormones are driving him crazy.10:girlfrnds bosom's 2 small 11:he saw better bosom on carefreewannabe 12:saw caracta wit beta yans'h 13:saw beync wit fig.8 structure 14:saw ogugua in 9ice dress i could go on nd on |
| Romance › Re: A Message To Your Future Life Patner by Aklofs: 9:42pm On Apr 28, 2013 |
Dear future wife carmelion:i knw i can only si u online but knw d@ 1 day i'll put ring in ur finger nd we'll live 2geda happily |
| Romance › Re: 7 Women You Should Never Date by Aklofs: 9:30am On Apr 28, 2013 |
Just 7?wait i go kom add 63 more 2 make it distinction. 8:your mama 9:ya grandmama 10:ya elda sista 11:ya younga sista 12:ya uncle's dota.... Watch out 4 part 2. 6 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Why Guys Fail When Trying To Seduce Girls With Pick Up Lines by Aklofs: 9:19am On Apr 28, 2013 |
@OP.I was about wooing a fine gal last wik wen a guy with ordinary mercedez benz 190 parked by d road.Wot he did was 2 wave @ her d@ was d end. |
| Romance › Re: 9 Things Never To Lie About In A Relationship by Aklofs: 8:49am On Apr 28, 2013 |
OP.Hope u didnt write WASSCE cos u'll definately score -ve |
| Romance › Re: What Can You Say About Your EX? by Aklofs: 8:43am On Apr 28, 2013 |
Yes |
| Romance › Re: Should I Say Yes To Her Proposal by Aklofs: 3:13pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
efia suny: na which kind polish be dat?Dic"k polish |
| Romance › Re: How To Know She Loves You by Aklofs: 1:34pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
It should go like this 4 some naija girls [quote author=Ijele-igbo]• She yells because u didnt give her money. • She cries because she's pretending. • She smiles out of no where because u've given ha money. • She scrunches her face becos she needs money. • She hits you because she wants punny. • She stares at you because she wants u 2 woo ha. • She calls every half hour because she needs money/BB BOLD. • She lectures you because she's had punny with many nd u're a learner . • She kisses you because u've given ha money. • She asks you questions because she wants money. • She wants to know where you are 2 kom and have brkfast/lunch. • She calls/flashes becos she needs money. • She walks beside you wen u're going shopping 4 ha Brazillian hair. • She sits close to you becos u've just given ha money. • She stands in front of you because she's hungry. Truth is, That d girl needs cash badly :] [www.aklofsmemory.com][/quote] 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Is It A Sin To Flirt? by Aklofs: 1:17pm On Apr 27, 2013 |
Yes/No |
| Romance › Re: Why Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥ǿ Guys Behaves Like Stupid by Aklofs: 2:27am On Apr 27, 2013 |
Prudzice: Please narialander Ȋ̝̊̅ need U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ advice.a friend of mine had sex with aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ nextdoor nebo Ãήϑ now the guy Ȋ̝̊̅§ procasting it up Ãήϑ down dat he slept with d girl.ƌ̲̣̣̣̥Ǿ U̶̲̥̅̊ knw wat amaze mi was wen a fellow female lyk her aproached her и̲̮̣̥̅̊ told her wat she heard abt the incident dat transpired btw her и̲̮̣̥̅̊ her nebo.♍Ɣ frd told her guy abt wat she heard и̲̮̣̥̅̊ now her discovered it was true bt she told her guy d only had romance.и̲̮̣̥̅̊ her guy believe because e trusted.♍Ɣ question here Ȋ̝̊̅§ that:WHY Ƌ̲̣̣̣̥Ǿ GUYS PROCAST ABT THEM HAVING SEX WIT A GAL EVEN WEN THE A GALFRD?No nededed written Eglish on JAMB 2maroed caused u faileded already *IN OP'S ENGLISH* |
| Romance › Re: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:08pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
[quote author=Oohrhii][/quote]Wetin do u?if i give u e-punch! |
| Romance › Re: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:08pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Oohrhii: He is an idiot don't mind him. |
| Romance › Re: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 8:07pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
[quote author=Oohrhii][/quote]Wetin do u? |
| Romance › Re: My Ex And My Present Who Should I, Go For?i by Aklofs: 3:13pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
[quote author=gree-die]well.... if mouthaction means alot to u, u ll ve to talk to dis ur present u love so much. lil tins lyk dis causes wear and tear in marriage. i want to believe u keep ur pvees clean... if u didn't u woulda figured dats why he acts dat way. well do u give him MA? tym to pause and make him understand by action. u dont ve to marry any of dem u know, if u cant keep up without MA, u don't ve to go marry ur ex if u don't want to, u can walk away from both and meet a new guy.. if u choose to walk away, make sure u ask d new guy wat he feels abt MA b4 hitting it off, lol[/quote]Will u give me mouth action too? |
| Romance › Re: Impatience..what Do U Think I Shoud Do. by Aklofs: 6:22am On Apr 26, 2013 |
phemolisti: There is this girl i ask out recently but she told me dat she is not ready to date..nevertheless she asked me to send her credit yesterday while i was watching ball n i told her that i was gonna send but didnt tell her d time. I just received a message from her which reads "so i begged u to send me credit yesterday u refused.i hate people who cant fulfil their promise" meanwhile i was about to send for her, dat message got me discouraged.*555*999999999999#MTN #1500. send her dis 1. |
| Romance › Re: 10 Signs That You're Sleeping With A Mammy Water by Aklofs: 6:18am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Spiritual bullshit!!! |
| Romance › Re: This Girl Don Finish Me by Aklofs: 3:34pm On Apr 25, 2013 |
U wan marry am ni?make d 3 of una dey do 3some na! |
| Romance › Re: Mathematical Letter To His Charming Gf by Aklofs: 10:01pm On Apr 24, 2013 |
Fuq |
