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Shafiiimran99:
Is There More Than One Sun? Because Those Shadows Don’t Match Up! Pure fake

Watch Myth busters, Moon hoax episodes and all your doubts would be cleared.

If it was an hoax, the Russians would have known. They were too technologically advanced to be deceived so cheaply like that. They would exposed the US

Am I dating a monkey? lol

E no easy.

Everyone has a story

The boy is a coward jor, coaches have qualified Nigeria with more criticisms are far less support than Oliseh got. Ask Amodu, ask Keshi. Good radiance..

lFront page is big deal on nairaland and you would almost think that there's a prize attached to making front page the way many nairalanders take it so personal. Here is some of the characteristics by my observations of the threads that often make it to front page.

1. WRITE A TRUE STORY FROM THE HEART
Trust me, an average nairalander knows when your story is real or fake. Irrespective of the grammatical blunders, a true story from the heart generates a lot of attentions. Tell the story of that guy who dumped you after 12 abortions, and before you know it, you are on front page.

2. ATTACH A LOT PICTURES.
When you see ten threads on front page, seven of them come with pictures especially in the jokes section, pictures go a long way. When the words are long gone the pictures linger on. Imagine a topic like " Cossy goes raunchy again" without pictures.

3. BREAK DOWN YOUR WRITEUP INTO A LIST OR SUBTOPICS.
Majority of the people on nairaland are either too lazy or busy to read long posts except the post is really intriguing. Nairalanders prefer threads that come in a list of 10s or 7s. Eg. 10 ways to know that your village witches are following you. Before you say Jack Robinson, you are out there.

4. QUOTE A RELIABLE SOURCE.
This is important when you are doing a ranking, sharing a breaking news, or talking about figures. Don't just tell us that there is free wife in Eritrea when you do not have a source to back it up.

5. TAKE A DIFFERENT STAND ON A CURRENT POPULAR POLITICAL ISSUE.
People get tired of reading the same thing in the news. so you could generate attention by telling us how you think Dasuki is innocent.

6. COPY THE MODERATORS.
A simple screaming of "cc: lalastica, seun, mukuna etc at the end of the write up could do the magic. And poof! and u are there.

7. ANIMALS
Post pictures of all the animals you have killed from rodents to alligators especially snakes, we love them on nairaland.

8. LIVE EVENTS
Carnivals, parties, commissioning, riots and protests, accidents, court cases, elections and things happening in your area all have spaces booked up for them on nairaland front page. Don't dull

9. CELEBRITIES.
Almost everything on celebrities make front page from how an actor buys a new wristwatch to how a singer goes braless to how one died and rose again( laise Jesu).

10. FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS

Very possible, just that you can't love the two equally. You must love one than the other.

Pray for me- Darey Wish me well- Timi Dakolo. Really difficult to pick between them

Is this not madness? I heard this Kanu's wife and kids are UK Citizens. And some stupid boys want to kill themselves here.

UnimkeAk:
I'm not impressed. . I don't celebrate mediocrity and cheating . that 9ja team isn't U17

so Brazil is U17 abi? keep deceiving urself.

ok

adedayourt:
NOW WE KNOW ITS NOT ABOUT THE COACH, TRUTH IS SUPER EAGLE LACK QUALITY PLAYERS

Keshi never presented a team as poor as this.
This guys could have scored like 4 already

This is the worst Nigerian team in a long while. Reminds me of Jonathan's nickname.

Common Guys, anything at all. This is very important and urgent.

Janedoe26:
Study general knowledge questions:fastest animal,largest bone capital of Norway and d likes, simple maths, English and an essay describing yourself

Thank you. Still waiting for others.

A friend just got an invite for a test at Aluko and Oyebode as an NYSC associate and has no clue about how to prepare. If you have been employed by the firm or any top firm recently or have some clues to share, your tips could help kick off someone's career. Thank you in advance guys.

How many times person won write and rewrite CV sef. Tip here tip there. I tire o.
Unemployment can make one feel like an eed!0t.

Marry!!!

publicenemy:
Why will I tell her, when I can keep feeding my eyes.....

Bad boy

hatux:
Just tell her to sit right or adjust!

And you don't think that could embarrass her?

Many guys see lady parts that are not meant for the public accidentally or intentionally on a daily basis.
Sometimes it could be as a result of misplaced buttons, worn out zippers, some ladies even unconsciously open their legs to public view.
How do u tell them without embarrassing them and yourself.
Or do u just look away? Share your experience.

LAfricana:
your common sense should av sorted that for u


the home of gas should lack power ... whats your point, are you trying to display your ignorance, or you are just being plain silly

talk about closeness to raw materials (gas).


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You talk as child. And how come the 6th largest producer of oil in the world battles with fuel scarcity if closeness to raw materials was the most important factor in production?

The girl definitely takes a large share of the blame for lying. However we would never be able to judge the doctor fairly enough if we don't know how well equipped the hospital was.

So they park the bus too in boxing?

Same old story. If not for the desperation, Sterling bank is actually not worth it. With this kind of recruitment process, I wonder how they will treat and use their employees when they are eventually employed.

ababale:
na workforce i de use sha, drop ur email

adeyinkaadegbayibi@gmail.com

Even Jesus does not have the time to be doing all that!