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sickstars:
looooool u pursue me?

Or its d oda way round

Lol. we dey pursue each other. My name is Akuracy, I am a gentleman and I am pleased to meet you

sickstars:
u av a kid

U didnt tell me how old?
hottest step mum in town!

I like your humour. And you look like the girl I was chasing with a wedding ring in my dream last night

cruzita:
I so much love funny and playful guys .they are really nice to be with

And how long will it take you to discover that I am funny and playful. Tell me, how long

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OkparaJesus:
Then you are a lesbian who decided to Bleep a gay with big breast. A big homosexual can be straight if he wants a Tiwa Savage vagina pictures in his palm. I learnt also that lesibans and gays are mothers of tomorrow that is if Obama makes condom available to Rev fathers whose dick are oily during a Saturday church program also a straight guy can be fuuccking a straight guy is they agree am not saying they are gays ooooo but it's my decision to say that a lesbian can fuucck a gay back to back if Olamode did not throw away the mike at deeper life camp ground. Then it means that we are lesibans of tomorrow. But a lesbian with large hole in her Vagina can be very gud in reading out poems in church because pastor don't like wearing pant to a village shrine and their pennies will be dangling in the choir stand because if a child is thought how to eat banana then his mother will not close her legs for village hunters even the father will be looking for a homosexual to embarrass in the street of Lagos.

Excuse me, what are you even saying ? I can't hear your handwriting at all

Aminat508:
Gay

My crush we meet again.

sirthisthickkal:
This is tragic! But I think she's sending a message which is "you can take my right leg, but you can never take away my sexy curves".

Where you see the curve ? ehn Uncle Yerima ?

I am addicted to women with Voluptuous backside and big mammary glands, and this kind of thing always leaves me at the mercy of wet dreams most nights

Pruvia is a recruiting firm. The first time I went there they offered a marketing job for Mutual assurance benefit and I ran helter skelter. You might not know the position or the firm they are recruiting for until you get there. please give it a try.

Diddyydiva:
I have a very great sense of humor than you can imagine.



its just that I don't find it in your post

Lol, okay make we settle. No follow me fight again. Hope you had a lovely night ?

macino1:
lol. Bad guy, U nor go leave her jo.
Every wise woman research for her spouse or even friends. Nevertheless, we equally have Herbal fertility drugs for women, low libido, infection, etc

oga I need this drug for better kerewa ooo. I go call you later. Na Lagos you dey ?

Diddyydiva:
you sure say your brain connect


cos I don't think so

Sometimes when I see a response like this, you remind me of a girl with a level novice star on 2go

Diddyydiva:
fool is that even a wooing line ?


so you think I will be dumb to take an unknown person serious?



pls pretend to have sense jare

Sister you have a foul mouth. How can you call someone a fool when the humour in my quote is obvious. Please go to the market and buy some humours

When you take a very good look at the tone of the writer, he's one of a kind that finds glory in social malady. He only mentioned that Adeboye requested his members to N1billion and N100million, he refused to state that the aforementioned contribution was narrowed down to N100, and also claims that donating to a church project leads to corruption, he should be flogged for this.

cruzita:
we hear

cruzita, I see you for here again. wetin you dey find manpower for ?

AwesomeDuru:
You should really check your mail

awesomeduru , so you and diddydiva finally turned it to a romance gist abi ? See as Diddydiva sef dey grin from mouth to hear because of this cheap lines. tufiaaa

myfantasies:
Rotfl
I don't want my sins to be forgiven just yet

I want to preach to you. you need to hear the word. let me send you a mail

AwesomeDuru:
What is your problem with me Diddy? Is your Ex's name AwesomeDuru?

That was how awesomeduru wedded diddydiva

Diddyydiva:
then take your date to buka



you really need to wise up

Diddydiva don't worry, I have the remaining N400 here saving it for my next date. I am extending a request to you for a date. I know we will make the date romantic with our N400

bukason212:
lol . U be pastor?

Na only pastors dey see vision. My people are vain

Ramon92:
even banks sef with them billions no fit free am...

Nwannem, your head correct. leave the change for what sef ?

Diddyydiva:
I won't even listen

Choiii, you remind me of karashika .. end time Diddydiva

YourMain:
No! He's not!

I love doctors

yourmain if you love doctors, I want to to throw away my first certificate and buy another jamb form just to win your love.

myfantasies:
No sir, i have not heard about the word before, my level of education has not gotten to dat stage

But all the same, u r lying

Lol, myfantansies, this sin you just committed cannot be forgiven

Diddyydiva:
I smell lies

If you don't believe this, how will you believe when I start telling you the things of the spirit ?

YourMain:
Seriously ? Over N400 ? Ugh.

Is my middle name Dasuki ?

ShakurM:
You took a girl out to eat and after the food she became ur girlfriend....

She was my girlfriend before the date. I have never taken a girl out before that day

myfantasies:
Ur first date with a girl nd u shouted at her

Bros it's either u r lying or u r lying

Okay, so I for pamper her abi ? have you heard about the word "realist" ?

AwesomeDuru:
Okay, this is dumb. Why the hell would she say you should leave the N400? Is it her money? Girls sha. After spending more than 2k on her, she still has the mouth to say 'leave the change nah'. Our retarded and myopic gender counterparts..

Next time na to borrow gun go eatery. lol

RexKexMilann:
I only saw CEO

Lol, you know this thing called anger can make a man to speak in tongues

The first time I took a girl out on a date, we spent N2,100 and I gave the waiter N2,500. The waiter collected the money and thought I won't ask for my change because I came with a woman. He said; Bros, we don't have change ooo. What? You don't have N400 change ? I want to see your manager and the CEO of this eatery, you are mad I replied. Then my girlfriend added; Honey leave the change for him nah. In an angry tone I replied; Its like you want to trek home abi ? will you keep quiet. The waiter brought my change and said; I thought you wanted to tip me before. I replied; tip ko, tipsy ni, will you give me my change before I kill somebody here.

We left the eatery, and my girlfriend look at me like I have sinned.

Cc: Lalasticlala , seun Happy new year

If you like my comment, may withlow romance your finger.