The first time I took a girl out on a date, we spent N2,100 and I gave the waiter N2,500. The waiter collected the money and thought I won't ask for my change because I came with a woman. He said; Bros, we don't have change ooo. What? You don't have N400 change ? I want to see your manager and the CEO of this eatery, you are mad I replied. Then my girlfriend added; Honey leave the change for him nah. In an angry tone I replied; Its like you want to trek home abi ? will you keep quiet. The waiter brought my change and said; I thought you wanted to tip me before. I replied; tip ko, tipsy ni, will you give me my change before I kill somebody here.

We left the eatery, and my girlfriend look at me like I have sinned.

Cc: Lalasticlala , seun Happy new year

Bros ur blood d hot o

Ur first date with a girl nd u shouted at her

Bros it's either u r lying or u r lying

I only saw CEO

U just lost d cookie.

LOL

Okay, this is dumb. Why the hell would she say you should leave the N400? Is it her money? Girls sha. After spending more than 2k on her, she still has the mouth to say 'leave the change nah'. Our retarded and myopic gender counterparts..

RexKexMilann:
I only saw CEO

Lol, you know this thing called anger can make a man to speak in tongues

AwesomeDuru:
Okay, this is dumb. Why the hell would she say you should leave the N400? Is it her money? Girls sha. After spending more than 2k on her, she still has the mouth to say 'leave the change nah'. Our retarded and myopic gender counterparts..

Next time na to borrow gun go eatery. lol

myfantasies:
Ur first date with a girl nd u shouted at her

Bros it's either u r lying or u r lying

Okay, so I for pamper her abi ? have you heard about the word "realist" ?

Oga drop money na

Owo lon fin do something

give nd it shall b given unto u

U kala gan op

hahahahahaha.

I'm sure u are not trying to keep the girl because this act will discourage her.showing your true character outside instead of handling the issue gently

Seriously ? Over N400 ? Ugh.

YourMain:
Seriously ? Over N400 ? Ugh.

he is a doctor.

donbenedict:
he is a doctor.

Doctors aren't like that na

YourMain:


Doctors aren't like that na

am serious. The guy is a doctor.


U just said ugh.. so u should hate doctors ..

I smell lies

YourMain:
Seriously ? Over N400 ? Ugh.

even banks sef with them billions no fit free am...

ShakurM:
You took a girl out to eat and after the food she became ur girlfriend....

She was my girlfriend before the date. I have never taken a girl out before that day

akuracy:
The first time I took a girl out on a date, we spent N2,100 and I gave the waiter N2,500. The waiter collected the money and thought I won't ask for my change because I came with a woman. He said; Bros, we don't have change ooo. What? You don't have N400 change ? I want to see your manager and the CEO of this eatery, you are mad I replied. Then my girlfriend added; Honey leave the change for him nah. In an angry tone I replied; Its like you want to trek home abi ? will you keep quiet. The waiter brought my change and said; I thought you wanted to tip me before. I replied; tip ko, tipsy ni, will you give me my change before I kill somebody here.

We left the eatery, and my girlfriend look at me like I have sinned.

Cc: Lalasticlala , seun Happy new year

you be correct guy jare...

akuracy:

Okay, so I for pamper her abi ? have you heard about the word "realist" ?

No sir, i have not heard about the word before, my level of education has not gotten to dat stage

But all the same, u r lying

donbenedict:
am serious. The guy is a doctor.


U just said ugh.. so u should hate doctors ..

No! He's not!

I love doctors

YourMain:


No! He's not!

I love doctors

Doctors kill people...

YourMain:
Seriously ? Over N400 ? Ugh.

Is my middle name Dasuki ?

AwesomeDuru:
Okay, this is dumb. Why the hell would she say you should leave the N400? Is it her money? Girls sha. After spending more than 2k on her, she still has the mouth to say 'leave the change nah'. Our retarded and myopic gender counterparts..

look at this egoistic guy , so you mean he took just something of #100 naira worth while she took of #2000 naira worth
come on

when next you are trying to talk a lady down try to be sensible with it ?




I don't blame you sha.


It's a well written script, so some fictions are allowed

Diddyydiva:
I smell lies

If you don't believe this, how will you believe when I start telling you the things of the spirit ?

akuracy:

If you don't believe this, how will you believe when I start telling you the things of the spirit ?

I won't even listen

myfantasies:
No sir, i have not heard about the word before, my level of education has not gotten to dat stage

But all the same, u r lying

Lol, myfantansies, this sin you just committed cannot be forgiven

YourMain:


No! He's not!

I love doctors

yourmain if you love doctors, I want to to throw away my first certificate and buy another jamb form just to win your love.