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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 2:48am On Jan 24, 2013
BlueDiva: On Twitter several footballers agreed. Reading's Noel Hunt wrote: 'I kick the ball from under my niece like that and she starts laughing she's only 2!'.

Southampton's Luke Shaw added: 'He never kicked him! He went to get the ball as I'm sure any other person in that situation would do the same thing.'

Stoke's Robert Huth chipped in with: 'Ballboys staying down injured... They'll be elbowing players off the ball next.'

And Michael Owen commented: 'Not having Hazard tried to hurt him though. He just tried to toe poke it out of his grip.'


Apparently Hazard gets support.
Trust the FA to sanction him for not being a Brit.
Both parties were wrong BUT Hazard sti has to face the consequences jus lyk Cantona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 2:45am On Jan 24, 2013
RuuDie: Ok. Fernando Torres didn't play, MAZACARBA did...so who are we blaming tonight!?

grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 1:50am On Jan 20, 2013
For that coach to say & do the talk, i admire & need such GUTs...hehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Pep Guardiola Confirmed As Bayern Munich Manager by AlabaSlim: 9:59pm On Jan 17, 2013
nitlad: I think the phrase home grown is too loosely and lazily thrown around in footballing parlance these days.

Of all the players you listed here, none of them fits the adjective 'home grown' in the true sense of it (I stand to be corrected!)
I think rose through the ranks describes this lot better, nohuh


Football today is about the big clubs with the big bucks.
Everybody operates the same cycle!
You spot a gem or potential gem, you snap them up. Simples.
Clubs like Bayern do theirs early, while clubs like Chelsea do theirs late.


Except you show me a club with 6 players in their starting 11 as you postulated that were taken in when they were as young as 4,5,6,7,8 and whatever years old, or their footballing career began with, including youth career is with the said club.
Only such have legitimate claims to having 'home grown talent'.
Have u asked ursef what will be the FUTURE of chelsea,psg,citi,etc when their owners die?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Pep Guardiola Confirmed As Bayern Munich Manager by AlabaSlim: 9:05pm On Jan 17, 2013
We get the gist as fergie will RETIRE afta 3yrs.
Pep 4 united soon
PoliticsHow To Stop Politicians' Boko Haram By Alabaslim by AlabaSlim(op): 9:33pm On Jan 14, 2013
I just realized this from a caller (a forceman) on radio that 'since the death of fmr. gov Yakowa of kaduna state, we have not noticed a single bomb blast from politicians' boko haram'
My take:
1. Remove Jonah Jang & install any mollah.
2. Remove GEJ & you get PEACE in the whole north just by installing any mollah whether (sick/healthy).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AlabaSlim: 1:12am On Jan 13, 2013
ortopazz: We won o! hAPPY NEW YEAR O!
I hope y'al are watching Madrid Rise, so that when Man.u is flogged mercilessly, , i go just comot myself!

Wats up to MY MADRID FANS(only)
so what happened to ur draw las nite against osaz
PoliticsRe: 'Smelly Nigerian': Racist Confrontation On London Train by AlabaSlim: 4:27pm On Jan 11, 2013
The lady is racist simple.
The WHITES feel they are superior cos they most likely INVENTED everythin we BLACKS hav used & 're continuin usin....i sumtyms wonder how lazy the southafrican whites are?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 1:41pm On Jan 10, 2013
Ibime: http://soccernet.espn.go.com/blog/_/name/espnfcunited/id/2651?cc=5739


Universal appreciation for Lampard long overdue


There has always been something about Frank Lampard. Few footballers can divide opinion like him. For all his medals, goals and achievements, he has still spent a career being compared unfavourably to others.

Few could have predicted when Frank Lampard arrived at Chelsea that he would establish himself as one of their greatest ever players

The 1996 video that ESPNFC podcast presenter Dan Mason released to the world last week revealed that for one night only, he was considered not as good as Scott Canham, the learned opinion of one well-lubricated West Ham punter. Back then, it was Rio Ferdinand who was the "new Bobby Moore". Lampard meanwhile had 'Junior' added to his name.

His place in West Ham's team was seen as nepotism on the part of his uncle, Harry Redknapp, whose assistant happened to be brother-in-law Frank Lampard Sr, an Upton Park legend with 660 appearances for the club. The floppy-fringed attacking midfielder could do little right in the eyes of some Hammers fans, even when showing off an ability to score goals from midfield, and running his chubby legs off for the cause.

"Right to the very top," is what Uncle Harry predicted while a clearly embarrassed Lampard Jr looked on and an unconvinced audience murmured. After all, Joe Cole, three years younger, was always going to be better than him. And cousin Jamie, of Liverpool fame, had been and done it already.

Uncle Harry was nearly bang on too. In 2005, Frank Lampard, with Dad now having to put with being called "Senior", was voted the second-best player in both the Ballon d'Or and FIFA World Player of the Year. Only a high-peak Ronaldinho could talk down to him.

However, back in third in the Ballon d'Or, there was someone else. Steven Gerrard embodied everything that an English midfielder should be. He made driving runs, scored vital goals, led by example, exerted boundless energy, and had the majesty of winning in Istanbul to his name. Lampard could not match that flourish. He never scored goals quite like Stevie did.

Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard provoked a decade of debate about their ability to play together for England

Someone at Chelsea seemed to agree, even if Jose Mourinho always spoke of Frank in the highest terms. They spent two summers trying to sign Gerrard. He was but a last-minute change of heart away from making the King's Road his footballing home. Had he done so, Lampard would surely have been the player forced to make adjustments to accommodate the new star.

By that time, one of English football's longest running and most ultimately futile debates had begun in earnest. Could Gerrard and Lampard play together for England? And if not, why not and then who must be dropped? The answer to that almost always leaned towards Lampard. Gerrard was the special one, the passion player who would drive England to glory.

Lampard's presence had already offended another camp. At Euro 2004, Sven Goran Eriksson had decided that to shoe-horn the Gerrard/Lampard axis he would play Paul Scholes on the left wing.

Even nine years ago, Scholes was no-one's idea of a fleet-footed runner of channels. Lampard the arriviste had supplanted the most singular English midfield talent of the last 20 years. Scholes took his leave of international football with Lampard handed blame, even though it was Eriksson's cowardice of selection that caused the problem.

What is it about Lampard that invited such suspicion? Why was he not cherished by those outside Stamford Bridge? Well, Lampard is a curiosity in English football. He is not the street footballer that Gerrard, Scholes, Cole or Wayne Rooney all represent, reason being that he has probably rarely played street football. Frank Sr sent him to an Essex public school, an educational world away from most of his footballing peers; none of his team-mates are likely to have an A* GCSE in Latin. Lampard is also blessed with a 150-plus IQ, in the top 0.1% of anyone, let alone footballers, which may rule out his being on the wavelength of Ashley Cole, though John Terry was said to be in the top three of the Chelsea players measured when they were tested in 2009.

Lampard's intelligence, both learned and innate, is reflected in his play, and therein lay more reasons for his not being taken to purists' hearts. English football trusts natural ability above all else. Self-made players who worked on their game to reach the top like Kevin Keegan were always regarded as lesser mortals to George Best, even if the latter's gifts were drained in the same manner he regularly demolished goblets of white wine.

When Chelsea won the Champions League, they did so through a grit and tactical intelligence that was embodied by none other than Lampard. As his previous triathlete energy levels were diminishing, he redrew his play. He retained an effectiveness to so far escape Gerrard, who until recently looked rather lost amid Brendan Rodgers' philosophies. When England exited Euro 2012 in their usual manner, passed to death by Andrea Pirlo, it was apparent that the new Lampard - missing through injury - might have been the player they missed most.
It is only in england mediocre/average players are praised/HYPED to the high heavens-lamps,becks,ronnie,etc
how do u XPECT him to be universally appreciated/accepted when all he does is position himself 4 what? outside shot.
Nobody in Football world (xcept those pretenders) respect lamps jus lyk average becks xcept hmmm maybe in CF or EPL.
Lamps should learn 4rm scholes (since it will be hard to learn 4rm zidane,laudrup,pirlo,ronaldinho,) how a midfielder should operate.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 12:19am On Jan 08, 2013
Mehn make i go slip or go read sum stupid chelsink thread....torress no Bar-man no....torress no Bar-man no....torress no Bar-man no....torress no Bar-man no....torress no Bar-man no....torress no Bar-man no #ARGUEMENTo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 12:09am On Jan 08, 2013
davida222: In what way??
The CLUB of the CENTURY?
Guy pass mi the weed/kpoli make i craze lyk u.hehehe
i have alwayz HATED these 3 clubs cos of their rivalry wit utd :
1.madrid
2.bayern
3.assnal now replaced by chelsink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 12:01am On Jan 08, 2013
dopeJemi: Even if man city or PSG gives Messi a cheque of 300milLion dolLars, He won't Go cuz He knows where He wilL shine(La Liga)


AlL dose mumu La Liga defenders wen dey do ajebutter 4 fieLd


Make Messi Meet peopLe Like Barton,Richards,Parker,shawcross,coLoccini etc

He go know say epL no be bread n butter
grin
& dat is Y those playas u mentioned are NEVER DO WELL(@ most less than average)
if shawcross had gone (4rm utd) 2 a beta club 2 improve, he will nut be @ stoke 2day & mayb be in the 3 lizard team
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:57pm On Jan 07, 2013
Alaba_Slim: This is not my utd i use to know...our STANDARD has fallen so BAD that we play a weak team lyk newcastle & concede 3 goals? That is not COMPETITIVENESS,our standard has simply fallen. ASK BRAZIL or CAMEROUN, wen an oga becomes poor, his maid will not mistake him 4 an orange seller
#FACTS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:51pm On Jan 07, 2013
dopeJemi: Dayo stop dis ArguMent aLready


RonaLdo pLayed in d epL, he was d best

He went 2 d La Liga, he stilL d best der

Messi Has bin pLaying 4 barca since God knows wen unLike RonaLdo hu won d balLon D'or 4rm d epL and shud av won dis 1 2, untiL Messi pLays in d epL or in d serie A or even in d BundesLiga and he wins it again, den I'lL be convinced he deserves dis award, its Just Like studying in a schooL where deir teaching system is easy n u come first in d schooL every year and der r oda schooLs which deir teaching system is hard dat u''ve not tried 2 know if u r realLy good, Let Messi pLay in d epL or serie A and score 86 goaLs in a caLendar Year. La Liga is just 2 easy, wen madrid pLay dortmund, body telL dem na, wen barca pLay ceLtic, dem know say d scottish league n spanish League no be d same

Truth be toLd, ronaLdo deserves dis award

#1 hez dominant 4 both cLub and country

#2 he won d League

Isint dat hau dey've bin doing it
so Y don't u want xavi or iniesta 2 leave also? ehn
ok because me$$i has not won the WORLD CUP & wen he does win the WORLD CUP, wat will be ur XCUSE?
'm a utd fan BUT believe mi wen i say this dat i always respected messi WHILE ronaldo was wit us then
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:43pm On Jan 07, 2013
I alwayz HATE it wen a utd fan(boyism) PRETEND & HIDE 4rm the truth...it is only a deluded eediot that tinks utd is SAFE even in the epl (UCL apart)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:38pm On Jan 07, 2013
coogar: you are a fool!
how did united eliminate barcelona in 2 legs in 2008? you speak absent common sense.....all you dstv fans with popcorn for brains should shut up and let people who know football discuss.
cougar DON'T talk as a fan cos of ur fanboyism, it will take u nowhere.
As a foolish utd fan dat u are, u XPECT US 2 WELL IN THE UCL COS OF WHO Vanpersie?
U are a joke
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:30pm On Jan 07, 2013
This is not my utd i use to know...our STANDARD has fallen so BAD that we play a weak team lyk newcastle & concede 3 goals? That is not COMPETITIVENESS,our standard has simply fallen. ASK BRAZIL or CAMEROUN, wen an oga becomes poor, his maid will not mistake him 4 an orange seller
#FACTS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:23pm On Jan 07, 2013
coogar: they didn't play hard to be anywhere - they just accepted the results that came with half-hearted efforts and took it in their strides. man utd did not field their strongest team against bilbao. carrick, nani and rio did not start the first leg in old trafford - it tells you how unimportant fergie took the tie.



i knew la liga was a shyte league when carlos queiroz(fergie's assistant) became madrid's manager. that just sums la liga up!
guy shut up
utd always hav PROBLEM against TIKITAKA futi...bilbao wil beat my utd 2day shld they play jus lyk atletico beat chealsink
Y did u tink chelsink a defendin champ are not RESPECTED? Mayb u shld ask RA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 11:14pm On Jan 07, 2013
Am a utd fan BUT i respect 2 playas in the WHOLE of eng futbol: SCHOLES & GERARD....the rest are OVAHYPED includin my utd roonie.
Wen pple say epl is the best i end up ASKIN wat the eng playas hav done in the WORLD CUP & EURO$
they say southafrica has the best league YET i don't see them in the NATIONS CUP OR WORLD CUP
mtcheew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lionel Messi Wins Ballon D'or Award by AlabaSlim: 10:59pm On Jan 07, 2013
logica: Simple answer: it will be hard for a player going from Spain to England to win the top scorer award because you are likely a reject. But the vice versa is not true. Most players from England move to bigger clubs in Spain and therefore are not rejects. But let's see how Michu does this season; he could prove me wrong.
& who is michu-an UNKNOWN midfielda 4rm a relegation club?
FamilyRe: Do You Believe In Marrying Young? by AlabaSlim: 10:49pm On Jan 07, 2013
SimonAndal: NO!!! I don't even believe in marriage, so the age, or lack thereof, shouldn't even come into question. SAY NO TO MARRIAGE! SAVE YOUR DAUGHTERS' VIRGINITY!!

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Excellento
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 4:41pm On Jan 05, 2013
Good start 4 the BAR-MAN
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 8:52am On Dec 28, 2012
^^ na wa 4 una o
so u xpect messi (25yrs) to end his career in da dead league, eh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AlabaSlim:
usbcable: My Guess?

Age bracket 18 - 23, with all te abbreviations as if its a text message.
Not every thing is religion bro.So I dont know where you DOWNFALL analogy comes from.

And by the way, what is Mou 3rd season syndrome?

if by being tired, that has nothing to do with Only One or Special one.
hehehe i'm 5yrs old GRAND PA & u are wat, 89 - 95?
i ripit his DOWNFALL started b4 d seasun began & i tink i'm free 2 abbreviate my wordz or don't u tink so? Ehn.
soo much 4 d so called 'GOD' (onli 1).

Accordin 2 sid lowe, he (mou) has spent almost half a billion pounds & d output = FAILURE.
mou knowz all his teamz suffers 4rm d 3rd & 4th seasun syndrome, datz d reason Y he prefers 2 achieve success (UCL inclusive) in the shortest possible tym (2yrs) & run away...i onli piti d person dat takez ova 4rm him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AlabaSlim: 5:32pm On Dec 23, 2012
dayokanu: 2008 Champions league agggregate Liverpool 5 Madrid 0

2006 Arsenal even eliminated you
kai u catch d boi 4 there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by AlabaSlim: 10:54pm On Dec 22, 2012
Wen u change ur status to 'ONLI 1', u are implyin dat u hav nw bcome a 'GOD'.
b4 d seasun started afta changin dat name from SPECIAL 1, pple had started 2 see his DOWNFALL.
Football wise all madrid playaz r sufferin 4rm d mou 3rd seasun sydrome... d playaz r simpli TIRED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 6:21pm On Dec 13, 2012
Johnpaul88: I couldn't see the match. . It 's a shame DSTV are not showing it.
I think u will get it on STARTYMES
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by AlabaSlim: 6:31pm On Oct 25, 2012
dayokanu: Debo, Duduspace why you dey cry na?

If you seee Ar-se-na Hosanahhh Tell dem say ooo Hossanahh

I dey for Munich Ho sanah I no get problem Hosana

Arsenal tay for Emirate, Hosanah!!! for good 7yrs Ho sanah Dem no gettti trophy, Dem no Get trophy Hosanahh

Barca come for Emirate, Come carry Fabregas Hosanahh. Cesc packi your load Hosanah, I say Packi your load

City come for Emirate, Come carry Nasri, Hosanah Nasri packi your load, I say packi your load

ManU come for Emirate Hosanah, Come carry Persie, Persie carry your load I say Carry your load


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xiwo6f1ZJ0Y
u dey quaze o
lol
PoliticsRe: Mimiko Wins Ondo Gubernatorial Poll by AlabaSlim: 8:59pm On Oct 21, 2012
Veri soon tinubu wil lose lagos & south wes
'm jus hapi dat ondo pple refused 2 b DECEIVED lyk oda yoruba$
PhonesRe: Airtel Restores Opera Mini by AlabaSlim: 9:16pm On Sep 09, 2012
Dis is 1st tym since 2yrs i browse wit airtel
i prefa etisalat 15mb weekly wit opera & UC though i h8 UC
PoliticsRe: Ola Vincent Ex-CBN Governor Is Dead by AlabaSlim: 10:12pm On Sep 03, 2012
Rip ELDA
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 9:06pm On Sep 03, 2012
Pataki: Falcao coming to Chelsea in January? I laugh! cheesy

Has he learnt the art of diving and being a drama queen on the field like the legendary Drogba?

Hope he would learn a lesson or two from Torres. He would kill his career if he ever dares think of joining Chelsea.

Total misfit he would be. sad
u are right...jus lyk torress,falcao wil suffer wit d type of midfielda$ @ chelsink

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