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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim:
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Ibime: You my friend are an eediot.
If i'm ur friend, then u are the BIGGER EEEDIOTz in the committee of. U talk as if Emenalo is the only soul who SINGLEHANDEDLY takes/makes the decision. What abt others above him or those dat surround RA, u think they all lay idle? Even Gill/Kenyon/Dein neva take transfer decision singlehandedly & the fact is RA does wateva he wantz. U & coogar talk as if u guyz are involved in the mgt of these clubz meanwhile u guyz are so so ignorant of the day-2-day dealins everystep of the way.
Hohohohoho & to tink Foolz lyk urselves feel cos u are in the uk/us there4 pple in 9ja (includin ur SIBLINGs) are wretch, mtcheeeeew OTOMBOOOO lyk u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2013
SEGAD: I think there are better ways you can express your opinion or anger.
Ok o OGA spokesman/Reubenabiati oya put mouf as i go take xpre§§ my opinion
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by AlabaSlim: 11:48am On Apr 15, 2013
Ibime: The great Emenalo experiment. Will always fail every test. So many holes in the team. Final proof that the Nigerian failed woefully in every decision he made this season. From Community shield to European Super Cup to UCL to Club World Cup to League Cup to FA Cup, the team has been unbalanced and easy to cut through like hot knife through butter. Emenalo has been the architect of all of Chelseas woes this season. Sack the amateur slimeball!
Ibime: As usual Mikel failed to keep up with a single opposition run all game. Emenalos midfield soft as a baby bottom like it has been all season
Guy wait 1st what is ur prob wit EMENALO ehn? Are u angry dat he râpe/dêflowered ur wifey OR is it dat he took ur father's land 4rm u? I jus no undastand thiz quanta wey ONLY & ONLY u get wit the guy...reveal the personal quanta wey u get wit the guy make wi know weda the issue fit dey resolved.
Every page win/lose na emenalo if not na torres na wa o. Weda hin collect ur job abi hin refuse to accept ur bro/cousin 4 chelseat academy na u know. mtcheew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AlabaSlim:
coogar: eric steele is very good!

mike phelan is a "yes" man. if he cannot see fergie's team selection is weak then he doesn't deserve that job. carlos queiroz will never play giggs in a 2-man midfield. some things are just basic common sense......we go to a lion's den tomorrow, anything short of 6 points in the next 2 games and i would personally put fergie on a plane to aluu village.
if this Queriouz is soooo good then Y is he sti jobless OR will i say Y is he not coachin a BIG CLUB now?...apart 4rm madrid & the portugese NT, what is his achievement? Nothin
So funny dat pple xpect an old man 2 be an assistant 2 anoda older man. Mtcheew
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 10:07pm On Apr 12, 2013
AjanleKoko: So you think, after all we have seen in the last few weeks, that we can solve our defensive problems in 2 weeks?
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy is all I can say.

Puyol - Out. Not that he can do much anyways if he wasn't out injured.
Mascherano - Out till May.
Bartra - Way too inexperienced.
Adriano - Picked up another injury, out for at least the semis.
Pique - one yellow card away from suspension. He is unlikely to play in either the final, if we survive Bayern, or maybe he won't even play both legs against Bayern as he might get booked again.

So who will play at center-back? We have Song, Abidal, and Busquets as likely candidates. Heck, at this rate, we might even see Pinto playing at center-back at some point grin

Not that I am scared of Madrid. Heck, we may yet play them in the final, who knows? But forget it, right now, they have the advantage over us. What even gives you guys the impression that we would have been able to beat Dortmund over two legs?

I have no desire to play Madrid any more this season. In fact, those salivating over a Clasico final possibility need to have their heads examined.
I jus luv this objective analysis sayin it as it is. (i'm a utd fan by the way). A true barca fan will nevaaaaa be impressed wit the el-classicos this season
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 9:34pm On Apr 10, 2013
Is this the barca i know? So ordinary witout the me$$iless messi. I want barca in the semis but TRUTHFULLY PSG deserves that spot
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Photos Of "His Oga At The Top" (NSCDC) by AlabaSlim: 12:49pm On Mar 15, 2013
uzoo: After his Gaffe on National TV, the Lagos State NSCDC Commandant, Mr Obafaiye Shem, who was interviewed on Channels Television and couldn’t tell his organisation’s website, has immediately issued a statement in his defense, saying his “reluctance to put ‘dot.com‘ at the end of the website was totally intentional and not regretted”
In his statement, he says he “intentionally shied away from using the dot com”, as it sounded sexual, in fact, too sexual to be uttered on “Live TV”. He also said the presence of a Woman on the panel made him “too uncomfortable to say the word ‘com’, a Homonym of ‘cum’ as it would have been embarassing for her”
In an exclusive Telephone chat with Fake9janews, he further said:
“Look, i did not want to embarass myself by saying such dirty word. There was a woman there, how would i have sounded? I am a man of high moral standing…….if you think i’m telling lie, ask MY OGA AT THE TOP. That Is All”
Meanwhile, GEJ has just watched a recording of the interview, and has set up a committee to find out the real Website of the NSCDC.
uzoo u dey kraze o...hehehe
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AlabaSlim: 12:45pm On Mar 15, 2013
Wey dat coogar wey tell mi say engrish klubz no dey take uropa league serious, nonsense talk. Pesin go dey hin house dey tell mi how mgt of anoda coy wey hin no dey part of dey take run their bizne$$...na wa 4 support 4 engrishman nyash
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 10:56am On Mar 15, 2013
nitlad: Strawman Foolery, I hope you die of heart attack when the draw is made today. Darzoll grin - Oloshi alayeradarada!
nitlad: ^^^
And where did this jargons typing dork sprout from? undecided

Identify yourself and let me behead you accordingly dunce! - You wee fud!
Only foolz lyk u make the loudest noise; well its not suprising to us since all of chelshìtt fanz are motorpark toutz/agberoz. The only thin XPECTED of u now is to remove ur suit (that is if u hav any) & do the toutish job we are xpectin...agbero/èlènu gbèru ô
As 4 i.d utd noni
FoodRe: When Last Did You Eat On Your Dinning Table? by AlabaSlim: 3:30pm On Mar 14, 2013
I don't rememba eatin on the dinning table cos i have none...what do XPECT in a country where 98% are poor & 0.5% eating all the wealth lyk parasites.
@op u even know dat some pple livin in 2-3bedroom flat don't have dinnin table shei u know
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 12:53pm On Mar 14, 2013
nitlad: Hahahahaha grin o joh weyrey tongue

Prating lunatic, na Chelsea be una oga, you can either accept that or embark on a mission of no return to retrieve Hitler's corpse cheesy


I pray you draw the Bianconeri in the quarters, so Germ-ni can get pulverized by a team from the Peninsula yet again! grin
Guy u sef cool down cos ur truimph (abi na luck kpakpa) las season waz & will 4ever be a DISGRACE to (football) & to neutrals that don't lyk watchin footie...u know go shame say 1st defendin champ no scale thru 4 group stage ni?
Btw where is ur so called TACTICAL CROASH (r-d-m) or haz he returned to the 2nd tier of engrish footie?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 12:48pm On Mar 14, 2013
nitlad: Hahahahaha grin o joh weyrey tongue

Prating lunatic, na Chelsea be una oga, you can either accept that or embark on a mission of no return to retrieve Hitler's corpse cheesy


I pray you draw the Bianconeri in the quarters, so Germ-ni can get pulverized by a team from the Peninsula yet again! grin
smh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by AlabaSlim: 10:39pm On Mar 13, 2013
@dayobz
@a40
@toba & the rest where una dey o...u are losin 2 goalz o hehehe
Is this the same munish team that defeated a$$nal?...wth
i think pep is SELLIN robben thatz 4 a fact...u guyz are even WORST THAN WAT MILAN PLAYED YESTERNITE.
now losin 2 goalz hehehe
THIZ IZ A BIIGGG DI$GRACE O
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 10:31pm On Mar 13, 2013
@dayob
@a40
@toba & the rest where una dey o...u are losin 2 goalz o hehehe
Is this the same munish team that defeated a$$nal?...wth
i think pep is SELLIN robben thatz 4 a fact...even WORST THAN WAT MILAN PLAYED YESTERNITE.
now losin 2 goalz hehehe
THIZ IZ A BIIGGG DI$GRACE O
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 10:29pm On Mar 13, 2013
Is this the same munish team that defeated a$$nal?...wth
i think pep is SELLIN robben thatz 4 a fact...even WORST THAN WAT MILAN PLAYED YESTERNITE.
now losin 2 goalz hehehe
SportsRe: Volunteers For Nigerian Premier League (NPFL) Live Matches. (2012/2013 Season) by AlabaSlim: 10:14pm On Mar 12, 2013
@seun
Therez is a guy called Deerock on twitter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by AlabaSlim: 7:32pm On Mar 11, 2013
Mehn from the look of this new found confidence i'm seeing in these a$$nal fanz, hah i see bayern being knocked out...some even sayin 3-4 unreplied goalz & i jus remembered madrid & milan loss @ home some seasons back.
jus sayin what i'm noticing around.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 7:28pm On Mar 11, 2013
Mehn from the look of this new found confidence i'm seeing in these a$$nal fanz, ha i see bayern being knocked out...some even sayin 3-4 unreplied goalz & i jus remembered madrid & milan loss @ home some seasons back.
jus sayin what i'm noticing around
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 12:40am On Mar 08, 2013
[b][/b]Ok o i don hear u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by AlabaSlim: 8:36pm On Mar 07, 2013
dayokanu: Bayern has bailed out local rival 1860 Munich from the brink of insolvency at least twice.
DKNY i know the history dat NAZI HITLA had wit bayern munich (favoured bayern ma$$ively) ova 1860 munich cos 1860 were against his regime & he pounced hard on them jus lyk he did to the jewz.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim:
dayokanu: Bayern has bailed out local rival 1860 Munich from the brink of insolvency at least twice.
DKNY i do know bayern were favoured
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by AlabaSlim: 8:31pm On Mar 05, 2013
RuuDie: I see reason with Giggsy's selection; this is a special night for him individually and off all the players out there, he'd probably be the most motivated. . .most pre-match hype has been about CR7 scoring against us, Giggs is our own parallel to that. Imagine him scoring the decider - MAGIC - and this is what European Cup night's are all about!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 8:40am On Mar 03, 2013
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Mcleo007: 4. We need to spend big next season. A quality CB, GK, CF
Have u 4gotten caceres, chrenshkry,etc those defenders didn't get a look in thats why ur club prefer david luis to johnterry/vidic. As 4 CF, get villa in form 1st cos if a star like him isn't a starter then no CF comin will be a starter
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 6:12pm On Mar 02, 2013
Hmm finally eating my wordz.
Mourinho has found the formula 4 barca fact
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 12:20am On Feb 27, 2013
logica: They don't even have the Copa yet.
Says who? I know say na play u dey play
Johnpaul88: Madrid
You are not gonna outplay me !
You are not gonna outscore me !
Not under ma roof !

2nd leg Copa Del Rey El Classico comes up 9:00pm this night. You don't wanna miss that.
Hehehe...saw this joke & i laughed my a_sss out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 11:41pm On Feb 26, 2013
I'm a utd fan BUT i am not happy when barca (esp M£$$ì) are trendin on twitter every 0.0000001 nano secondz 4rm footballers, celebrities to sportzpundits/journalists, comedianz,etc
chei my messi don suffer since dat defeat to milan...well such na life cos i know messi will & must surely bounce back.
@least pple will no longa make their CHILDISH comment dat 'barca can do without a coach'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 11:32pm On Feb 26, 2013
Alaba_Slim: With what i saw yestanite esp 1st half, this team is lackin confidence a little; score 4goalz & concede 3 is not & will neva be the way to go.
You can't play madrid & milan with such horrific display esp that DEFENCE & get away with it lailai.
It's jus as if there is hope 4 assnal than barca in the ucl...jus sayin sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 11:31pm On Feb 26, 2013
ddippset: Watching the milan derby and wondering how we could lose 2 nil to this milan.
guy na anoda match u watch check well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim:
With what i saw yestanite esp 1st half, this team is lackin confidence a little; score 4goalz & concede 3 is not & will neva be the way to go.
You can't play madrid & milan with such horrific display esp that DEFENCE & get away with it lailai.
It's jus as if there is hope 4 assnal than barca in the ucl...jus sayin sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AlabaSlim: 7:20am On Feb 23, 2013
That match waz the worst i have ever seen barca play in the ucl.
Last season against chelsea waz better @least we saw chances with shotz on target only dat barca didn't get that needed away goal. I'm jus wondering where the optimism is comin 4rm remembering how u guyz struggled @ home against chelsea wit jus 1 goal deficit...this tym itz a 2 goal deficit. I'm really smh o
But sometin tellz me so long mou/madrid are sti in the competition, the la_masia boyz will die tryin/fightin.
Xcept utd knocks out mou hmmmmmmmm,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by AlabaSlim: 11:30pm On Feb 19, 2013
Trendin on twita; Assnal still winning both tie...i laff in togo
The funny gonnerz are inspired by their comeback against intermilan some seasons ago.
Hmm jus watchin sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by AlabaSlim: 11:00am On Feb 02, 2013
Heathen: Nacho Monreal now a gooner http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/nacho-monreal-agrees-to-join-arsenal
Give this guy 2 games in a row & the nex thing u hear is 'his BETA dan Joldi Alba' on nl,twita,fbk,etc.
hehehe

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