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Crime / Re: Meet 8 New Internet Fraudsters Busted By EFCC by Alagbada1(m): 11:27am On Mar 28, 2020
Emmannn101:
Just look at them

Wasted generation

Igbo has the highest rate of criminal and fraudulent activities in Nigeria. We have told them severally but they go say we dey tribalistic.

NB: only sensible people should quote me if you don't want Amadioha to strike you down.

You are not a tribalist but a nationalist..
Crime / Re: Notorious Armed Robber Nabbed In Bayelsa by Alagbada1(m): 9:59pm On Feb 17, 2020
Is that not Adekunle Gold grin

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Crime / Re: Man Who Robs Girls During Dates, Caught Yesterday In Lagos (photos) by Alagbada1(m): 5:06pm On May 03, 2018
Nigerians will not let Steve Job will rest in peace.

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Romance / Re: Anytime I Stop Masturbation & Bad Habits, I Have Dreams And Visions I Don't Want by Alagbada1(m): 7:23am On Mar 11, 2018
You are spiritually gifted, divine call is upon your life and there is no way you can escape it.
Crime / Re: SHOCKING: RCCG Pastor Beileved To Be An Ex-cultist Murdered In Ikorodu by Alagbada1(m): 4:45am On Nov 27, 2017
This one is deep o shocked
Crime / Re: Why You Should Be Afraid Of Friday The 13th by Alagbada1(m): 8:53pm On Oct 11, 2017
Also heard about sit number 13 in the aeroplane is not allow, unit 13, ward 13 and room number 13 in the hospital or in a care home is not also allow.. I don't know mystery behind this number.
Romance / Re: Fvck Mates... Do They Really Exist Here. Share Your Experiences by Alagbada1(m): 4:14am On Oct 08, 2017
Alexanderbells2:
Mai share mine.

This is how Bleep mate works well.

You see a girl that meets your spec. You make friend with her first. That allows you two to bond. (But don't make friend too long else she'll friend zone you.) Then you start getting close to her. Don't ask her out òoo. Unless in special circumstances that you know she won't agree to you asking her out.

After ward, start bringing sexual discussions into the play. Don't rush it... Unless she gives you the green light oo. A little "Your lips are full and quite inviting", "can I come massage you " can be a means of watering the ground. Note.... Ú Can use anyone. Depends on her and you need be flexible.

If she's the type that can do FWB, you both should be fùcking soon. After the first fúck, be prepared to answer questions like:

"so what are We now"

"Are we dating"..... Bla bla bla

If the first Bleep is good and you reward her well.. She may be game for life.

I have one I'm digging currently. Started with the love parole first but switched lane quick. Mehn, the girl is fùcking good. All styles and less spending.

I get match later in the day Abeg. Mai sleep.

Ogbologbo....

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Crime / Re: Two Armed Nigerian Police Men, Spotted In A Bet9ja Shop Placing Bets (photo) by Alagbada1(m): 3:57am On Oct 08, 2017
We are accelerating in moving backward as a country. cry
Crime / Re: Urgent Help Needed Please,help Me Tackle A Threat. by Alagbada1(m): 3:53am On Oct 08, 2017
Know the network provider, give all the details to the police, and police will trace the IP address of his/her internet through his/her network provider. If you want to do your undercover investigation, I think IT people can also come out with some thing helpful.
Crime / Re: Two Female Nigerian Undergraduates Fight Over A Pair Of Undies by Alagbada1(m): 4:12pm On Oct 04, 2017
Amaka give me love oo
Business / Re: Get A Logo and a Design To Advertise Your Business At A Cheaper Rate by Alagbada1(m): 7:47am On Sep 18, 2017
Your website pls.
Crime / Re: Housemaid Confessing To Using Rats To Cook Jollof Rice For Her Madam (video) by Alagbada1(m): 5:28pm On Sep 13, 2017
MAY THE FORCES OF EVIL BECOME CONFUSED ON THE WAY TO YOUR HOUSE. (AMEN) sad
Crime / Re: Breaking: Thief Burnt By Community In Ekop Eto Road Ikot Ekpene Akwa Ibom by Alagbada1(m): 9:47am On Sep 13, 2017
Well in my humble opinion, without the desire to offend those who think different from my point of view, but looking at it in depth, taking into account the characteristics of each person, the biological construction and physical ability I honestly think... I forgot what i was going to say... undecided
Crime / Re: When Two Yahoo Boys Meet Online. [Very Hilarious] by Alagbada1(m): 8:19am On Sep 13, 2017
Living things.. grin
Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose Puts Her Curves On Display As She Steps Out With Her Son by Alagbada1(m): 8:15am On Sep 13, 2017
End time curves... angry
Crime / Re: Fulani Man Caught Looting A Shop In Enugu With Charm (Pictures) by Alagbada1(m): 5:37pm On Sep 10, 2017
2undexy:
hmmm....ipadabo Abijja.....I dey fear for d return leg ooo...why not just take him straight to the police?

Even taking him to the police is nothing, the return leg will be bad.. Fulani's are nomadic.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Rival To Death In Lagos Night Club Over Lover by Alagbada1(m): 9:14pm On Sep 08, 2017
Evablizin:
embarassed

You stabbed him severally and you're still saying that it was not your intention to kill him,oh you were stabbing vita foam abi.

Some men are busy killing and dying foolishly because of women.Heeye this is just crazy,pure madness.

Or Mouka Foam.. grin
Crime / Re: Rare Pictures From The Era Of Slavery by Alagbada1(m): 11:38am On Sep 06, 2017
British and American started terrorism, there is nothing more suicidal than terrorising people's privacy.. now you blame ISIL, ISIS, AL-QAIDA, AL-SHABAB etc for the atrocities they've committed against western world? British people are terrorist. embarassed

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Crime / Re: Dog Thieves Caught, Flogged & Paraded Half Naked In Yenagoa (photos) by Alagbada1(m): 9:21pm On Sep 05, 2017
Nigeria will steal anything stealable in Nigeria. A live dog, haba Baba!
Crime / Re: Plantain Thief Disgraced In Delta State by Alagbada1(m): 5:21am On Sep 03, 2017
Just hand him over to the police.. na hunger dey beat the guy na. kiss
Romance / Re: 6 Must Do Things Before Getting Into A Relationship by Alagbada1(m): 12:42am On Aug 30, 2017
That number 2 is very very essential.. I love that. wink

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Romance / Re: Guys Do You Find Girls Wearing Tight Boxers Pant Attractive by Alagbada1(m): 5:07am On Aug 26, 2017
The book of Romans answers it all... cool

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Crime / Re: Female Arrested For Forcing 4-year-old Boy To Perform MouthAction On Her by Alagbada1(m): 4:57am On Aug 26, 2017
The daughter of Dickenson! Jakoje of Texas.
Business / Re: Forbes Releases 2017 List Of 10 Richest Nigerians by Alagbada1(m): 10:50pm On Aug 25, 2017
I will join the list soon by God's grace.
Politics / Re: New Kogi Head Of Service Retired By The Governor, 72 Hours After Being Appointed by Alagbada1(m): 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2017
Politics / Re: Tell Me The Truth, Did You Not Talk About Nigeria Today? by Alagbada1(m): 7:37pm On Aug 25, 2017
Nigerians have been bamboozled, Razzuledazzled, Razzmatazzed politically and that is what you get when the hobo peturatively hobnope the hobgoblin. wink grin

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Technology Market / Re: . by Alagbada1(m): 6:29pm On Aug 22, 2017
Clean indeed.. tongue
Autos / Re: Dodge Durango Jeep, Full Leather, Auto Drive Price Slash, Super A/C @470k by Alagbada1(m): 3:52pm On Aug 22, 2017
This wan na mashine o. cry
Autos / Re: Used Honda Odyssey 2008 Model Full Option #1.7m Neg by Alagbada1(m): 3:45pm On Aug 22, 2017
1.3million naira If it is negotiable.. call or watsapp +447588276276 sad
Autos / Re: Sold sold... Super Clean Tokunbo 2013 Toyota Venza 6.5m Asking by Alagbada1(m): 3:39pm On Aug 22, 2017
owobloww:
NO na banana go fall

But the OP said it is negotiable and that the actual amount I think i can afford..

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