₦airaland Forum

75 years old man. What do you need your balls for. It has expired.

After she ate the forbidden fruit she became more beautiful. Praise the Lord, Halleluja.

The largest Army barracks should also be built in Sambisa forest so that all the newly recruited IDP able bodied men into the Army will work there to defend the North.

Hahahahaha I laugh in vernacular. I hope these buses will not be driven by these same danfo drivers. They are always high from morning till night.

See the kind of useless houses wey EFCC dey confiscate. Person we steal 3 billion naira go build this kind house wey driver for oil and gas servicing company dey build like 2. 1 for his village and 1 for city where him dey work. I think EFCC has lost focus.

The woman mouth na him put her for trouble.

That is nice. So after the training we will be having 1 million Lagosians added to the already existing Yahoo 419 boys in the system. Computer coding my ass.

TeeBliz, you better get your woman back before someone else does.

Omo, na true them dey talk o say the beautiful ones are not yet born. This girl fine die.

Nigerians always setting up committee for every little thing. This is another avenue for someone to syphon money again.

Make una dey buy more planes to bomb Nigerians.

Na which kind problem be this now. Everything na news for NL. Okay next week I will upgrade my Range Rover from 2006 to 2013 model. Yeye dey smell.

This is total nonsense. I know say na SARRKI go bring this kind news. APC don brain wash am finish.

Show me her face. The girl looks my girlfriend from her legs, hands and waist

Omagago:
OK, Allah ya kai mu Saturday rai da lafiya, ameen

Only you use Hausa pray come take English end am. You be CHRISLAM?

Fellow NL's, in those good old days, you hardly see the military on our roads. They are confined to the barracks. You only see them when there is a coup or a state of emergency but these days you see them everywhere. On check points, in beer palours, etc.

Keep on lying. Na only una wey dey government dey speak with am. If you say he is very sound and in high spirit, why is he still hiding in the UK? Abi is he scared of Nigeria?

africanb:
Best topic so far today. My battery has been giving me a nightmare

Sell the car and buy a new battery

Buhari, please pick my call o. I have been calling for 4 days now.

Please OP when next you use the word "UNCLAD", be sure to show us everything and I mean every part of her body. No part should be shaded.

My VP, my only advise for you is to be very careful with these 2 that just visited you especially the IPOB man called Rochas Okorohausa. He is like a green snake on a green grass. Do not allow them to cow you from resigning as the VP o. The God you serve will guide and protect you.

Make I go look for 4 large stones. 1 for Buhari, 1 for Tinubu, 1 for Ameachi and 1 for Oyegun.

ritababe:
men

Please do not blame we the men. Leave us out of this. After all if the girl said NO to the relationship, wahala for no dey.

This is what I call SPIRITUAL DUPING.

There is something I do not understand here. Bukola Saraki is an APC member and also the Senate President. Why is the ruling APC party prosecuting their own member?

yinkarh187:
chai.... I'm more interested in knowing how she did it with hanger. op can u pls explain to us?

Yeah, she inserted the hanger into her pus*y. Didn't you see the video of a girl using a hammer to commit abortion? What happened to all the condoms? Maybe she preferred skin to skin sex.

The only thing my eyes can see here are 2 large balloons hanging loose on her chest.

jos945:
Some men are just too lazy imagine ur wife beating u

My brother, the man is not lazy o. Some women are stronger than some men. She was born with one bone in her hands.

So she has 4 kids from previous marriage and you did not ask why she left her first husband before you married her. The first husband almost died from her beating. That was the reason he ran. My brother run from this KARISHIKA O.

This guy na badoo. See as him pack the buttocks. Something wey him don chop tire na him e dey fold like this.

The IDP's wey thank God say they escape from Boko na them una want to recruit into Army again to go fight the same Boko they narrowly escaped death? Na wa for Nigeria o.

I hope it is not the same man that did it o