A Mitsubishi with a Toyota engine? This MUST be one of the 7 wonders of the World. God help us.

These Nairlanders no get joy at all. Una don take mouth kill this guy market.

The policeman has just bought himself a nice market. See his face like meshed potato.

I cant find the pussy in the picture. WHERE IS THE PUSSSSSY?

DAVIDO, HIV IS REAL MEN. USE A CONDOM.

Chai, when will this small boy get sense self. Changing girls like he is changing his boxers. When will he live a decent life like 2baba. Small time now you go hear say one mumu follower don die from drinking Tequila.

Why construct an airport and runway close to the sea. It is like building a runway at Eko Atlantic.

How are we sure the 4 kids belongs to the husband.

NIGER DELTA DON LEAVE KIDNAPPING TO THE NORTH.

What is my business with your lying on top or under your husband. 2nd base jare in Jimmy Disu's voice.

These kids will not face their studies. If you want to commit suicide, no problem. The population of Nigeria is hitting 192m.

If you believe these politicians, then your brain needs to be examined.

merit455:
RIP,but who s ICPC?

Are you in Nigeria? Or did you school in Nigeria? How can you ask this kind of question. Your lecturer must be very sad reading this kind of question from you. ICPC stands for INDEPENDENT CORRUPT PRACTICES COMMISSION.

Danfuster:
who else is seeing 4 cylinder and one tail pipe. Auto section and middlemen... Toh!

I am seeing it too o. This is a 4 plug Honda and not a V6.

alexialin:







Have spied on him. And i was surprised by one thing he does . Which is ? Hes friendly with females cause they like him. We quarrelled over it and at the end i realised its not like hes fucvking them. Hes simply a nice friendly guy , and he knows when to draw the line if his female friends are about to pass their boundary. They all know me as his fiancee. And none has disrespected me .
He doesnt visit any of them, except they meet on the street or in the bank ,small chit chat , then hugs :Dhere and there.
I wanted to go craxy but i was like me too, guys talk to me, he doesnt harrass my male clients , so why shud i stop him from talking to ladies , when he cant stop me from talking to men and we cant isolate ourselves from the world .

But he knows, if i catch him in an awkward situation, then he should kiss everything goodbye.

We simply need to trust each other . He spies on me too.

And we both understand where we are coming from.

It is nice to have such confidence in the opposite sex. I am very scared with all these desperate girls on the streets of Lagos looking for who to devour.

Apart from the 2 guys at the far left and right, the rest look like HIV patients.

alexialin:
The husband himself is useless.

The wife too subjecting herself to such low life gutter side chick. Wtf


Anyways, i pray my husband will not be as foolish and useless as this one husband ..amen.

All men are the same. Don't be too comfortable yet o. Spy on him and you will be shocked what he does.

This thing happens all the time. Police trying to stop trailers to extort money from them. This time the driver refused to stop and he got killed. RIP olopa. In your next world, please DO NOT join the Police.

When mad men take over the affairs of this country.

Same father different mothers.

VP, please take care of your phone o make area boys no move am.

Is that his dick or a huge phyton?

If you visit MFM you will discover you are not the only one.

Stolen money

This is a 2003 model benz and not a 2005 model.

Coolgent:

Am still wondering why SARS in southern 9ja are notorious compare to their colleagues in the North.

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This is a very good question o. Maybe the Northerners don't give bribe like the Southerners do. Also, the culture and religion. Again there is oil in the South and business is very successful.

Hozier:
Why would any sane person wear tattoo, dreadlocks, earrings, carry laptop around, or dress too sexy if you are not a criminal? If you eventually get manhandled by Sars for doing any of the above, and you are not a criminal then you have yourself to blame for projecting an image of being one.

Security operatives all over the world have always profiled suspected criminals first by their physical appearance, so SARS are doing their job way laying you on the road for being in possession of laptop aka scam machine, or for wearing tattoos, dreadlocks and earrings peculiar to thieves and riff raffs.

I go home with my official laptop to work on. Are you telling me because of SARS I should not go home with my laptop to work. My friend, this SARS needs to be overhauled. They are way beyond limits. We hear their stories of extra-judicial killings etc.

N30.5m? Baba God, please pick my call o. I love this ride but money na problem.

You call this locally made junk pistols? I was expecting to see a bereta, smiths and wisson or a revolver. Nigerian Army self na wa.