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Spiritual Konji

sarrki:
Muhammadu Buhari will not die

But shall live to declare the word of God

Long live Muhammadu Buhari

Long live Federal Republic Of Nigeria

Sarrki, please correct above statement by saying that "BUHARI SHALL LIVE TO DCLEARE THE WORD OF ALLAH" and not the WORD OF GOD. BUHARI is a Muslim and not Christian. If BUHARI believes in GOD Nigeria will not be in this horrible quagmire.

This stupid guy has given men another bad name. If I meet this lady one day and begin to profess my love, she will think it is a scam.

Mrtesso:
Eyaaa...no need to weep pal. U put a smile on someone's face, that's wat counts. I believe the fellow that bought the car Wud be blessing u for gifting him d car by now considering how much they cost now. Count Ur blessings sir.

But wat made u decide to sell?

My brother, I don't know o. Looks like my village people just dey chase me to sell that car sha. I ended up buying a 2007 Toyota 4 Runner for N1.6m.

Ijaw man and Ogogoro be like bread and butter . Timaya the Vampire

goslowgoslow:
See Wike belle is he pregnant?

The reason Wike has bot bellie is because he has stolen from the COOKIE JAR.

Let me do my calculation here. If the Nigerian government is to compensate using 100 camels per person, this will give us 100 camels x 236 persons = 23,600 camels. I wonder where they will find these camels. Now let us calculate the monetary aspect. If the government is to pay N40m to each person, this will give us N40m x 236 = N9.4b. Na where this kind money dey for this recession? Fear the NORTH.

Na so them take dey start o. Once person leaves power, probing will start. Na so APC do PDP members o. At least he did not run away with the cars. Adama Barrow can use them in his presidential fleet or dash them to the presidents from ECOWAS states that helped him remove Jammeh.

She needs a perfect man? Na Jesus Christ she go marry o.

N850K for a manual tranny? Just thinking aloud.

HiliaryAutos:
This is not city hood please.... And who are you oga why the insult.

Looks like he has been bitten by City Hood before. . Once beaten, twice shy.

Anytime I see 2008 RAV being sold for N2.5m I always weep because I sold same car for N1.8m last year. Chai, I should have waited till they close this border o.

Readonee35L:
You bought this car nigerian used 800-900k last year . Now wanna sell 1.4 hmm.

This will be the 3rd time this car will be advertised on nairaland by different users with 2 years .
This car go they like 4th hand now.

Everyone who buys is reselling it
https://www.nairaland.com/2747976/toyota-ipsum-2001-model-n880k

This means the car has a sickness or disease that cannot be cured. Or the car is a prostitute that everyman uses and dumps. If this car was a lady she will be begging for liberation.

skillz1982:
Buy and drive...call segun on 09099170383 to inspect

**Cracked windscreen
**weak battery

My brother, you will make HEAVEN for saying the truth. I hope other car dealers can be truthful like you. God bless you plenty.

N700K is what they sell the 2000 model of this type of car. Do we have a deal?

With this kind of kiss, your manhood (Prick) can destroy your boxers and trouser and disgrace you in public. This is what we call excessive force in kissing.

NegeduGrace:
for christ sake she's his p.A and this kind of occasion calls for them going out together..it's no big deal for a boss and his p.A to be seen together,,ramsey noah na person husband n tonto the kiss am for movie..understanding is why my mum n every other women in their husband's house re still there..Nobody is perfect so make all this bloggers give us breathing space

Him no fit employ man as his PA? Na only women these kind of men dey employ.

Free car wash indeed. Ugly looking monsters called girls. They are only advertising their black punny.

It is well o. Kissing things.

President watching Femi Adeshina lying on Channels News about his boss vacation and health.

9. Ban our girls from wearing bum shorts, skirts with open breast while walking on our roads. This is the number one cause of accident.

9. Stop all girls from wearing bum short and skirts with open boobs like Cosy Orjiakor while walking on our roads. This is the number one cause of accidents on our roads.

Na only 5 states we get for Nigeria? Them don come again o.

The music lesson stuff is to deceive his wife. I think there is more to this visit than just a music lesson.

The evil that me do lives with them. They need medical attention to treat their sins.

Rapmaestro:
I hope that woman's request is genuine. Nice one Toke anyways

Nigerians always smelling a scam on every request.

They even have a POS machine just in case you do not have cash at home, you can insert your ATM card . They will now say it is the work of the devil or it is my first time.

I like one sentence made by the OP concerning the Indian Hemp. So if you see weed you will not know rather than saying some weed suspected to be Indian Hemp. See excerpts below.

and wraps of weeds suspected to be Indian hemp were recovered from the suspects.

This is very simple. Just catch all the past leaders who have stole from the country. Put them all in a 40' container and burn them to hell. The dead ones will not be left out. Their corpse will be exhumed and burnt.

This is a paid protest. Why didn't they protest for the bombing of IDP camp by the Nigerian Airforce? Why didn't they protest when the SGF cleared IDP camp grass with N200b.

He is suffering from an acute indiscriminate family philanthropy.

I beg na who dey bang this babe self.

pyyxxaro:
She really had a bright future behind her

The yansh naaaa confirm Obukuokuo standard

You be bad, badoo. baddest. You be proper Warri to understand Obukuokuo.