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Celebrities › Re: Kenyan Singer, Akothee Needs A Husband (Pics) by alaskido(m): 3:31pm On Jan 20, 2017
Chai, this fine babe. 5 kids from different men. Her punny must have seen better days. I believe there is no more grass on her punny since the route is very busy like Lagos - Ibadan road.
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Michigan Girl Arrested For Raping Man At Knife-Point (Pictured) by alaskido(m): 3:13pm On Jan 20, 2017
Why was I not the boy she raped? Such a beautiful girl. I will allow her to rape me over and over again.
Crime › Re: 17-Year-Old Michigan Girl Arrested For Raping Man At Knife-Point (Pictured) by alaskido(m): 3:04pm On Jan 20, 2017
JUDASiskariot:
Would you report a rape by a woman on you?

Let's hear your views.
I will not report o. Report what? I dey craze? Instead, na me to rape her wella. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Flaunts His New POLICE Plate (Photo) by alaskido(m): 3:01pm On Jan 20, 2017
redcliff:
Nigeria and lawlessness. How can someone who is not a police personnel have such number plate?
My friend, you ask questions as if you are not a Nigerian. With money all things are possible in Nigeria. Money answereth all things. Money talks, bullshit works.

It is only in Nigeria you can slap a policeman on the road and give him N10k, the matter will be closed immediately. Instead they will hail you and escort you to your destination.
Celebrities › Re: I Go Save Welcomes Second Child (photos) by alaskido(m): 2:55pm On Jan 20, 2017
All these comedians just dey take this their useless and dry jokes dey collect all our future girlfriends. There is God ooooo
Romance › Re: Man Kneels Down To Propose To His Dwarf Girlfriend (Photo) by alaskido(m): 2:49pm On Jan 20, 2017
Is this for real or this is one of those silly Nollywood movies?
Politics › Re: Borno: Councilor Disappears With 300 Bags Of Rice From Idps Camp by alaskido(m): 2:48pm On Jan 20, 2017
What is the work of the Nigerian police if EFCC is arresting a man for stealing 300 bags of rice. Very soon they will arrest husband and wife fighting, cases of rape, etc.
Politics › Re: Even God Rested On The 7th Day, Pres. Buhari Deserves Some Rest - Femi Adeshina by alaskido(m): 2:44pm On Jan 20, 2017
Mr Adesina, I am totally shocked that you can speak like this. Has your brain been hacked or you were told to say those words I heard you say on television. It is very true that God rested after the work he did but our Buhari has done no work. Why the rest? When God rested he did not travel to Uk but our Bubu is travelling to rest.
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Ogbonna Kanu & Laura Ikeji's Court Marriage Photo by alaskido(m): 2:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
Na wetin be this woman problem self. I think say she want to marry one small boy.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Gambian Army Chief Rejoicing After Barrow's Inauguration (Photo, Video) by alaskido(m): 2:09pm On Jan 20, 2017
sarrki:
Jameh lost the opportunity to shine

I advised him strongly to take a cue from our own

GEJ
Sarrki, I am very shocked that you are the one now calling GEJ our own. You wey hate GEJ like cat hate rat. huh
Romance › Re: Lady Burns Down Her Boyfriend's House After Breakup. Photos by alaskido(m): 11:49am On Jan 20, 2017
kllinxman:
After devil and mmm fear ..... ?
Complete it if u know.
FEAR WOMAN grin cheesy cheesy
Crime › Re: Lady Accused Of Stealing Handbag At A Chapel. Photo by alaskido(m): 11:46am On Jan 20, 2017
She did not steal the hand bag. She only did the change of ownership and transfer of asset from original owner to new owner. grin
Romance › Re: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by alaskido(m): 11:42am On Jan 20, 2017
I need this Kenya girls contact. I think I will marry her so I can delivery her Nunu with my long, thick and large Tinini Tanana grin grin
Investment › Re: MMM Tears Family Apart by alaskido(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2017
lytech1:
Nairaland wanted to finish MMM.

Why always bad new about the scheme.

But people who PH are still paying now.

I got 35k out of 63k yesterday,someone who is to pay me 10k called this morning to please extent the payment by 24hrs,while the 3rd who is to pay 17k remain silence.


MMM is still working fine.


Please Nairaland,stop scaring people
You were paid N35k our of N63k and you think and feel this system is working fine. I do not think so. I am also an MMM participant and I have never been paid half of my money before.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Police Raids Premium Times' Abuja Office by alaskido(m): 9:22am On Jan 20, 2017
What do you expect when you have a retired military dictator in power claiming this is democracy. This is not democracy but demonstration of craze.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Nigerian Lady Visits Mosque In Abu Dhabi (Photos) by alaskido(m): 9:19am On Jan 20, 2017
If this visit was done in Northern Nigeria, they will behead her like they did to the woman pastor in Kano.
Celebrities › Re: Laura Ikeji Slammed For "Being Pregnant Before Wedding & Trying To Hide It" by alaskido(m): 8:55am On Jan 20, 2017
There is nothing wrong in her getting pregnant before marriage. The man was only trying to ensure that he is not getting married to a fellow man.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Yahya Jammeh Flees As West African Troops Enter Gambia by alaskido(m): 8:45am On Jan 20, 2017
I do not know why this man is so stubborn. If he had conceded defeat, he would have handed over peacefully and would have still remained in the country to support and assist the Adama Barrow. He may also be award by this country and other countries for handing over peacefully like GEJ did in Nigeria. But now they have to fish him out of this hole and probably jail him and bring some corruption charges on him.
Politics › Re: The Costly Designer Shoes Lai Mohammed Wore To Sambisa (Photos) by alaskido(m): 4:17pm On Jan 19, 2017
He should have worn Red Wings Safety Shoe since they were visiting a war zone.
Romance › Re: Guys, See How To Start Up A Conversation With A Girl In A Bus by alaskido(m): 4:08pm On Jan 19, 2017
darbeelicous:
its easy...... The "is anybody sitting here?"usually works, others also use the "please I don't know my bus stop can you let me know when we get there" most times they'll be like "what's the title of the book you are reading?" lolz......(that's if the gal is reading a Novell) but it all ends in the "please can I get ur number id like to know u more" speech!
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Guys I doff my hat for Una o!
Looks like the method you listed have been used on you before grin grin. Speaking from experience.
Politics › Re: Senator Nelson Effiong Defects From PDP To APC by alaskido(m): 3:45pm On Jan 19, 2017
If PDP members like they should all decamp to APC. All I know is that PDP and APC are the same people. No difference. In politics there is no permanent enemy or friend but permanent interest shekena.
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Go On Leave, Osibanjo To Serve As Acting President by alaskido(m): 2:54pm On Jan 19, 2017
Halleluyah o. he should go and never come back. Ghost Worker collecting salary without working.
Politics › Re: We Will Use Pension Funds For Infrastructure - FG.. by alaskido(m): 2:26pm On Jan 19, 2017
My God and Lord. If this government touch my hard earned pension money I will travel to India for juju for these politicians. Anyway I have no business with the Federal Government. When I retire and apply for my pension from the Pension company, if I hear story I will make sure I kill from the Director to the security man in that Pension company head office and burn down the building.

What kind of a useless APC government is this? All the stolen money they recover from ex head of states and politicians is not enough. What about money from tax, oil companies, etc. I can now see that this APC government is out to destroy the Nigerian masses.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Adama Barrow To Be Sworn In At The Gambian Embassy In Senegal by alaskido(m): 2:14pm On Jan 19, 2017
cramjones:
Later someone would tell me that GEJ is a hero. If I hear that tin. He saw the handwriting on the wall...He had absolutely NO choice but to leave power!

-CramJones
I just need to clarify one thing here. GEJ was never a military man. He was a civilian. Any military man who assumed power through a coup and later turns into a civilian president without due election process will never concede to leave office. Yahaya Jammeh was a military man turn civilian president without due election, that is why he has refused to leave office. it is always the case with all military leaders turn civilian president. This also happened in Nigeria during IBB era. Same for Saddam Hussien, Mohammed Ghaddafi etc.
Celebrities › Re: Rosaline Meurer Speaks On Allegation Of Sleeping With Tonto Dikeh's Husband by alaskido(m): 11:51am On Jan 19, 2017
Yes, we can see how generous he is. We know the kind of generosity he gives to women. We too give such generosity. Someone is telling a lot of lies here.
Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor 'Heals' Woman's 'Vagina Pimples' With His Shoe (Video) by alaskido(m): 10:27am On Jan 19, 2017
How cam pimples be on a vagina? I know pimples are on faces and not vagina. The thing I know can affect a vagina maybe a boil. These pastors these days na wa o. God help us. We do not know the real and fake pastors anymore.
Romance › Re: Lady Discovered Her Boyfriend Of 7 Years Has Been Married For 4 Years by alaskido(m): 10:22am On Jan 19, 2017
Both of them are players joor. You date a man for 7 years and he did not propose to you, then you are not a wife material. You only get to know he has been married for 4 years.
Education › Re: Taiwo Bankole & Oyindamola Omotuyi Graduate With 5.0 CGPA In UNILAG (Pics) by alaskido(m): 10:07am On Jan 19, 2017
Book worm
Politics › Re: Ohorhor Women Barricade Delta Over Fulani Killings (Pics) by alaskido(m): 10:05am On Jan 19, 2017
I know this village. It is along the expressway to PHC just by the junction going to BOMADI. Blocking the road will not solve the problem. Ohorhor is a Niger Delta village. What they need to do is get the militants to help them fight the Fulani herdsmen. When the government notice that the Fulani herdsmen are being killed in quantum they will seat up.
Crime › Re: Drunken Policeman’s Rifle Explodes In Lagos, Kills Man While Praying by alaskido(m): 9:33am On Jan 19, 2017
I do not understand this story o. Is the guy a Muslim or Christian? Was he praying on the street or inside the church or mosque? RIP man. You have a direct ticket to Heaven.
Travel › Re: Truck Conveying Prisoners In Uganda Involved In Fatal Accident, Many Feared Dead by alaskido(m): 9:17am On Jan 19, 2017
I cant believe they use a Toyota pick up to transport prisoners in Uganda. If na Nigeria, boys go just dey jump off the moving pick up.
Celebrities › Re: "I Have Never Wanted To Be Married" - Funmi Iyanda Says. Nigerians React by alaskido(m): 9:02am On Jan 19, 2017
You do not want to marry but you want to straff young boys till your old age. #sugarmummy#

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