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Politics / Re: Breaking: Biafrans Must Go For Good - Kanu Insists by alberson(f): 12:14pm On Sep 04, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress Ini Edo Opens Up About Her Political Appointment by alberson(f): 12:13pm On Sep 04, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: The Man In Me.... by alberson(f): 9:04pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
finalboss1: lol, is coming for you now... |
Romance / The Man In Me.... by alberson(f): 8:44pm On Aug 18, 2016 |
`the man in me... ``1) When a guy open a car door for a girl, is either the girl is new or the car is new. (2) A guy asked u for sex and u asked, "Do u Love me?". What do u expect him to say, or Are U a LEARNER ? (3) Half naked girls are hot,while well dressed girls are beautiful. Hell is hot, while heaven is beautiful. the choice is yours. (4)You have been engaged to him for 4 years and no wedding is forth coming. Please kindly remove the ring. Is your finger a key holder? (5)You have slept with over 10 girls without protection yet you go to the barbers shop with your personal clipper. What are you preventing? (6) Guys always know who their heart belongs to, so if you like cook chicken in diamond sauce or do monkey style in bed, if it's not you, it can't b u. (7) In America wen a couple go to bed dey say "Good nights my love" In Britain "Sweet dreams darling" In Nigeria "Did u lock d Gate, doors & windows? ( You cannot say "I can't date you, I have a boyfriend" and be asking for money from him. Gt-bank staff cannot receive salary from UBA bank! (9) My name is A'square, I used my friend to set up my girlfriend to see if she'll cheat on me. Now they've sent me weeding Invitation. What AM I? (A) Learner (B)God sent (C) Fool (10) No Guy will ever tell a Lady "i ve a Girlfriend" when asking her out. Their National Anthem is "we had issues & we've broken up". (11) Welcome to Nigeria where the government is responsible and blamed for every damn things. if mosquito bite you, you will blame the government. (12) No guy is single,you either snatch him from someone or share him with someone, the most important thing is to be the highest Shareholder. (13) I woke up today,someone somewhere just took their last breath. Thank You God for blessing me more than I deserve (14) 35yr old first class graduate without job and u dey follow Lil'Wayne sing 'I Ain't Got no worries, your life is on SOS (15) Idiot girl said: "I dated him for GOOD 10 years and he broke my heart" fool, what's GOOD in the years? (16)(a) Sex won't make him love u (b) A baby won't make him stay. If you're doubting me, kindly ask TUFACE (17) No matter how nice you are to a goat, it will still eat your yam. 18) You make his 'Dick' hard, u carry him enter room, he don off shirt, then u shout April Fool... My sister, he will RAPE ur Destiny! (19)What shall it profit a girl to have all the Brazilian hair in the whole world and still lose her boyfriend to a girl on low cut? (20) Kill an American citizen and 1 million policemen will be deployed to search for u but kill 1 million Nigerians U will be invited for amnesty (21)Don't act like you have it all, even rich men beg for pen in the bank. (22) No matter how big ur house is,How recent your car is,or how huge ur bank account is, Our grave is still gonna be the same size, stay humble. (23)No Matter How Pretty Or Cute your Face Might Be,you Will Still Be the Food For Worms.Set your Arrogance Aside and Remember 6 Feet. No one lives for Ever.... |
Politics / Re: Swiss Sit On ₦1,284,000,000,000 1/6 Of Our Budget And Nigerian Cry Of Hunger! by alberson(f): 10:46am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Mrs Osinbajo And Mrs Ambode At Get Involved Campaign by alberson(f): 10:44am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Politics / Re: VIDEO/PHOTOS: 40 Chibok Girls Are Married, Airstrikes Killed Some- Shekau by alberson(f): 10:42am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Science/Technology / Re: Ebonyi People Kill Python In Anambra - PICS by alberson(f): 10:41am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... 22 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Another Contract Scam Rocks Benue State APC As Chieftains Petition EFCC by alberson(f): 10:38am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Politics / Re: Who Was The Best Governor Lagos State Has Ever Had? by alberson(f): 10:37am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Romance / Re: Facts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by alberson(f): 10:36am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Nairaland / General / Re: 7 CRAZY Hilarious Things Adekunle Gold Did Before Fame by alberson(f): 10:35am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president..... |
Business / Re: Has Anyone Bought Or Sold FX On Blackmarketng.com? by alberson(f): 10:34am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president ...... 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ayade To Build A Beach Resort In Calabar by alberson(f): 10:31am On Aug 14, 2016 |
Donald Duke for president ..... 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Meet My Super Hot New Girl Friend (photos) by alberson(f): 8:20pm On Aug 10, 2016 |
child abuse... 19 Likes 1 Share |
Autos / Re: **toyota Camry Hybrid** (2008) Shagamu! 1.350M #awoofmotors by alberson(f): 6:58am On Jul 24, 2016 |
nice ride, I'm interested.... can you drive it to ph for inspection, I will take care of your logistics? |
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by alberson(f): 2:31pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
Deanny:baba, I dey board for house..I beg you release new episode nah....biko joor 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by alberson(f): 9:21pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, finish am nah.... |
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by alberson(f): 6:57pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
Deanny: my friend leave shout out, finish the gist... |
Romance / Re: My Sexcapades In College by alberson(f): 5:40pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
am patiently waiting ..... |
Politics / Re: Ganduje Distributes 381 Okada To Agricultural Workers by alberson(f): 8:26pm On Jun 05, 2016 |
some governors lack creative ideas...
they can't think beyond the box...
some governors are just figure head, konkon brain ... |
Romance / Re: Know Us Better (Girls Edition) by alberson(f): 5:17pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
please answer my question, why would a girl take every words of a guy as untrue? to me, it's killing my love for her.... |
Crime / Failed Robbery At Stadium Road In Port-Harcourt, Rivers (Graphic Pics) by alberson(f): 2:47pm On May 31, 2016 |
Report reaching me now, There was robbery attempt few minutes ago on stadium road port Harcourt Close to uyo street quick safe supermarket But luck was not on their side, about 7 of them were killed. Thank God oh! They were going after a bullion van. 14 Likes 5 Shares
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Celebrities / Re: Rudeboy Record's LucyCandyMay Releases New Sexy Photos by alberson(f): 9:22pm On May 29, 2016 |
Politics / Re: Soldier At Lagos-Ore Breaks Side Mirror Those Violating Vehicles To Clear Holdup by alberson(f): 9:19pm On May 29, 2016 |
evegran:really, two wrongs don't make a right! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Maryam Mairo Tambuwal Visits Remand Facility, Donates Foodstuffs And Beds by alberson(f): 12:41pm On May 15, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: No Peer Group Or Friends Pressurised Me To Leave YBNL - Lil Kesh by alberson(f): 12:38pm On May 15, 2016 |
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Romance / This Is What Is Difficult For Most Human.. by alberson(f): 10:26am On May 13, 2016 |
This is what is difficult for most human beings, helping each other to attain success is demonstrated here by goats! Ordinary goat is better than some people!! "Word for the wise"
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Romance / Re: Which Of Them Is True? by alberson(f): 10:32pm On May 08, 2016 |
missmary:hian, your quote though!!! |
Romance / Which Of Them Is True? by alberson(f): 10:15pm On May 08, 2016 |
Which of them is true? Some guys say their problems started when they started having girlfriends while ladies said their headaches and problems started ever since they started dating men lol. ( I no fit laugh oo) which kind wahala be dis oo.
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Religion / Picture Of The Day by alberson(f): 10:00pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
picture of the day..
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