may01:
She's so pretty. Why's she doing this na

who pretty help?

a registered car for that matter, hmmmm too expensive joor!

A friend Helene from The USA told me this story!
Someone reported against her that she stole from a supermarket.
When the policeman went to arrest her , he asked her : what did you steal?, she answered : only five eggs to feed my children.
He took her to the super market and bought for her some food., she started to cry and said : sir it's too much what you do.
He said : sometimes we shouldn't apply the law but we must apply the humanity.
A lesson for our own policemen!

which number are you now? please be sincere...

When the bride is orubo, this will be her maids...

my is pastor David ibiyeomie, you guys need to listen to his messages.....

I love this, please the pics of the engine....location!

How many girls are in this picture ?

hmmmm

when your mum told you no sex before marriage and you see yourself in her wedding pictures..

Assuming you r so broke & hungry, didn't know what to do, you decide to take a walk on a lonely road in cool evening & while you were walking & thinking, you bumped into this. What would you do? 1) Take her to the hospital... 2) call the police.... 3) Run with the money... 4) walk away..

Hmmm, just passing...

Hmmm

Hmmm

pcguru1:
A broken heart is better than a broken marriage. Luckily for you it happened now, only you knows what action to take, then again this is a pseudo-option there's only one option to make anyway. All the best if you decide to marry , we will keep this thread alive for future issues if you decide to go ahead with the wedding. Take care


To be honest a large part of me doesn't believe your story but that's my opinion

I appreciate your advice.
May you never experiences this, it's gonna sound like jokes to someone....thanks!!!

.I Caught My Best Friend And Best Man With My Wife Two Weeks To Our Wedding.

I walked into the room and met my best man making love to my wife
I met Charles on campus. I was in my first year in the university. I had just resumed and was trying to grapple with the demand of university life. One morning I had gone to the cafeteria. While paying for my food, I ran into a young handsome looking guy and we ended striking an acquaintance.
I later found out that we are both in the same department. From then we became friends. In the second year, we ended up being roommates. Our friendship grew from there. We were like brothers. We helped one another in our studies. We looked out for one another. In fact many people on campus thought we were brothers. Charles was a great guy. He was handsome tall and good looking. In fact in our third year on campus, he entered the Mr. Campus contest and won.
That made him become very popular. He was especially popular with the girls. They loved. In fact the attention was so much at a time that he lost focus and his grades suffered.
There were just too many babes jostling for his attention. In our fourth year, Charles had become very used to the attention that it meant nothing to him again. Our association blossomed.
As his fame grew, I became his manager when he attended shows. He also worked as the Master of Ceremony at school events. I was the calmer guy. I made sure I kept my head so I could put my best friend in check. At last we graduated and our parents, who had become friends because of our association, came to celebrate with us. When we left school, we continued our friendship.
We got jobs in two blue chip companies. We also continue to date our campus sweet hearts. Charles and I met our future partners at a departmental event on campus in our second year in the university.
They were both in another department. But we had continued the relationship even when Charles derailed and become way ward. I convinced his girlfriend not to give up on him. Eventually we all graduated and our relationship continued. After about two years of working I proposed to my fiancee. I did not want to waste any more time. But something bad happened to Charles relationship with Adaeze, She had caught him again cheating and had decided to call it quits despite all my pleading. Charles was left to spend more time in my place as he complained of boredom. Adaeze doesn’t come to keep him company again. She had left the relationship for good. I was sorry for my friend. But how many times will I keep interceding on his behalf? Charles now practically was living with me. He also became close to my woman. Gradually I discovered they were both unusually close. When I am at work, they will call me they went out together as Charles had been on leave from work. I noticed their relationship became closer.
But I still thought nothing of it. Many times, I my wife to be will stay glued to her phone chatting. I never thought nothing of it as she could be chatting with her sister s and friends. As the days turned into months, we began the planning for my wedding. Naturally, Charles became the choice for my best man. I had pacified my brother who returned from the United States that I and Charles had gone way back since our campus days. The day of the wedding was set. I was also so busy that I did not notice the change in my fianceé body language. Every time I asked for romance, she was always reluctant and unresponsive. I had thought then that she was reserving her body until we get married. One day, instead of calling my name, she mentioned Charles. Well, I did not get angry because I and Charles are like blood brothers.
About two weeks to our wedding, I had gone to the office to retrieve my computer as I had been granted leave to prepared for the weeding. Charles was home and busy with preparations as usual. I returned home an hour short of when I told my fiancée I would returned.
I parked the car outside our gate as someone had already taken my parking space.I walked the distance to the house. The entire place was silent. I called out but no one answered. I climbed the staircase, and as I made to enter my room, I heard an unusual noise from the guest room. I went to the door and listen.
The noise was a moan of pleasure from an excited lady whose voice sounded like my wife. Why they refused to lock the door is what I can still not decipher. But according to the saying, every day for the thief, one day for the owner.
I pushed open the door and met my best friend, my best man for my wedding on top of my wife. They were both Unclad as they made love furiously. I shouted Charles name and became unconscious. I later found myself in the hospital. My cheating wife was at my bed side but Charles was nowhere in to be found.
He had packed all his things and absconded. I cried profusely as I looked at my wife. When my parents and sisters came into the hospital, I could not reveal to them what brought me to the hospital. I only lied to them that I was stressed out because of the wedding preparations. When they asked for Charles, I could not give any sufficient explanation and I could not tell them that he had been sleeping with my wife to be behind me. I was discharged from the hospital and I am back home.
My fiancée has gone back to her parents place and Charles is still missing. I was later told by his brother that he had travelled finally to Canada and had apologise for the short notice. I know Charles had escaped being confronted with his guilt. But I know he can run but not hide. My fiancée has been pleading that it was the devils work. She said she did not know the charm Charles used for her.
She has refused to tell me how long Charles has been sleeping with her though she swore the time I caught them was the first. How do I believe her? The wedding in two in two weeks and I still do not know what to do. Do I tell my family and cancel the wedding or should I forgive my wife to be.
This is the dilemma I have found myself. I love my wife to be but how can I live with the thought of seeing my best friend Unclad on top of my wife? Should I cancel the marriage and look for another woman or should I accept her apology?
matured comments please ..

Which position is #BEST to lay in with your partner?

PETE EDOCHIE COLLECTION OF PROVERBS When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues. 1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths, does not guarantee it to join the dinning table. 2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them to be ripe, others are eating them with salt. 3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut would not be able to partake in the eating of it. 4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her wedding. 5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from the ATM has trust issues. 6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful. 7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private parts suffer the most. 8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day. 9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf climbing the hill. 10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent & kick them out. 11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to. 12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing it to swell before drinking is poverty. 13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there is constant friction between them, they will still love and live together. What number is your favorite?

During World War 2, a soldier was separated from his unit on an island. The fighting had been intense, and in the smoke and the crossfire he had lost touch with his comrades. Alone in the jungle, he could hear enemy soldiers coming in his direction. Scrambling for cover, he found his way up a high ridge to several small caves in the rock. Quickly he crawled inside one of the caves. Although safe for the moment, he realised that once the enemy soldiers looking for him swept up the ridge, they would quickly search all the caves and he would be killed. As he waited, he prayed, "Lord, please spare my life. Whatever will happen, I love you and trust you. Amen." After praying, he lay quietly listening to the enemy begin to draw close. He thought, "Well, I guess the Lord isn't going to help me out of this one." Then he saw a spider begin to build a web over the front of his cave. "Hah" he thought, "What I need is a brick wall and what the Lord has sent me is a spider web. God does have a sense of humour." As the enemy drew closer he watched from the darkness of his hide out and could see them searching one cave after another. As they came to his, he got ready to make his last stand, but then he heard the leader of the soldiers say: "you may as well ignore looking in this cave ...if he had entered here this web would be broken!" So they left and he was delivered! To his amazement, however, after glancing in the direction of his cave, they moved on. Suddenly he realised that with the spider web over the entrance, his cave looked as if no one had entered for quite a while. "Lord, forgive me," he prayed. "I had forgotten that in you a spider's web is stronger than a brick wall. He will use the most foolish things in this world to confound the wise! God is your protector, if you believe in him. Please share it and bless someone.

please, how much can you get me Toyota corolla sport 2004-2006 with original duty paper, deliver to port Harcourt.

Smellymouth:


This is getting interesting..like play like play,well it's all God grace. Baba God if butter is the reason why you are delaying my daily bread,biko gimme like that I will manage it with beans.

Smellymouth:


This is getting interesting..like play like play,well it's all God grace. Baba God if butter is the reason why you are delaying my daily bread,biko gimme like that I will manage it with beans.

Wow, what a generation.

I'm in ph, I need Toyota corolla sport 2004-2006 model tokunbo.thanks

GROWTH IS AN INTENTION A young Jimmy Iovine got a job as a studio cleaner and messenger. Right there he started learning about studio engineering. Like Wizkid was to OJB, like Olamide was to 9ice and ID Cabasa, he was what we call a studio rat. He was in the studio when most of Beatles and John Lennon hits were made. Today, he is the producer of the Academy Award movie 8 Miles by Eminem. He is the chairman of Interscope records and the co-founder of the headphone company Beats by Dre. Their woofers and speakers now come in all Chrysler cars. He got 3.2 billion dollars to share from Apple acquisition of beats by Dre alongside Dr Dre. Growth doesn't just happen, it comes from intention. # undaunted

GROWTH IS AN INTENTION A young Jimmy Iovine got a job as a studio cleaner and messenger. Right there he started learning about studio engineering. Like Wizkid was to OJB, like Olamide was to 9ice and ID Cabasa, he was what we call a studio rat. He was in the studio when most of Beatles and John Lennon hits were made. Today, he is the producer of the Academy Award movie 8 Miles by Eminem. He is the chairman of Interscope records and the co-founder of the headphone company Beats by Dre. Their woofers and speakers now come in all Chrysler cars. He got 3.2 billion dollars to share from Apple acquisition of beats by Dre alongside Dr Dre. Growth doesn't just happen, it comes from intention. # undaunted

chriskosherbal:
Oooooh my God I love this moral lessons story.

it's my pleasure sir!!!

A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of thefactory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn'this usual work routine. His explanation: "I've been working in this factory for 35 years, hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the morning and say goodbye to me every night when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported forwork, like all other days, you greeted me in your simple manner 'Hello'. But this evening after working hours, I curiously observed that I had not heard your "Bye, see you tomorrow". Hence, I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye' every day because they remind me that I am someone. By not hearing your farewell today, I knew something had happened.That's why I was searching every where for you.Moral Lesson to reflect upon: Be humble, love and respect those around you. Try to have an impact on people who cross your path everyday, you never know what tomorrow will bring.

mayonnaise:
she has already started spending the night at her boyfriends place. IRRESPONSIBLE

Well u no in dis whole story it has a two way of reasoning
1) she is too small to have a boy FRND,
2) without the help of the boy frnd she would have been dead by now
But in any ways all tanks to God for being dare for her
But not DAT we are encouraging corruption but sometimes it has a negative effect in human life
For the father he has dey right to react b/c it is his duty to protect his families interest .
So he has the ultimate right to react

HOW WOULD YOU REACT ?
Your 16year old daughter in high school is going
back to the boarding school after the Christmas
break. As a good father, you see her off to the
bus station and left after she had boarded the
bus.
After 3 hrs, you are told the bus boarded for her
has had an accident and no one survived. As you
are going crazy making arrangements to verify
her death, you get a call from your daughter
saying, 'Dad, I wasn't on that bus oo, my
boyfriend insisted I spend 2 days at his house
before I go to school'.
What will you do as a parent? How would you
react? #Matured contributions please#

#1.5 serious buyer, your location for inspection ..

please how much can you get me a Toyota Camry sport 2007 model to port Harcourt ?

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please how much would that Camry sport 2007 cost, please I'm in ph nd I'm interested...