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Politics › Re: DSS After My Life, Says Borno Pastor by alberto2k(m): 8:07am On Mar 20, 2015

If truely DSS is after his life then He must be guilty of something undecided

Pastor u never talk true Iswear!

Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Sighted In Kano(pic) by alberto2k(m): 8:05am On Mar 20, 2015

makzeze:
yes

Your brains needs serious washing with hypo and a strong chlorine bleach undecided

Celebrities › Re: Kevin Hart Buys Cadillac Escalade For Ex-wife Torrei As Birthday Present! by alberto2k(m): 8:04am On Mar 20, 2015

Wooow!

Abeg na when this okechukwu go ship my Rolls Royce enter Naija na cry

Politics › Re: Nigerian Scientists Discover Two Viruses by alberto2k(m): 8:02am On Mar 20, 2015

Good one... And They should be careful handling it... Before another deadly outbreak happens undecided

Romance › Re: If You're A Single Woman Looking To Settle Down Soon, Then Read This! by alberto2k(m): 7:55am On Mar 20, 2015

Linda ikeji hasn't settled down yet

Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Sighted In Kano(pic) by alberto2k(m): 7:37am On Mar 20, 2015

makzeze:
what are u saying, are u blind? Don't u see eto's name written on the jersey.haba

So if I wear a Madrid jersey with Ronaldo written on it... You've sighted ronaldo? undecided

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Romance › Re: Difference Between True Love And True Lust. by alberto2k(m): 7:34am On Mar 20, 2015

The hustle for Lala.sticlala grin

Romance › Re: What To Get For Him(the Perfect Gift) by alberto2k(m): 7:29am On Mar 20, 2015*

Since its something he can always wear...

I recommend a d.ick padlock grin

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Family › Re: Am A Carbon-copy Of My Dad. See (picture) by alberto2k(m): 7:17am On Mar 20, 2015

dorocent:
.

And you no leave FTC for us, abi you be carbon copy of FTC too undecided

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Politics › Re: We Support INEC To Use Card Reader -US by alberto2k(m): 7:15am On Mar 20, 2015

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Mocked In A New Newspaper Advert(Photo) by alberto2k(m): 7:14am On Mar 20, 2015

This land is for hire

$50000 per month grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido To Feature Drake In His New Album by alberto2k(m): 7:11am On Mar 20, 2015

Nice!
Oya make me sef sing small lyk drizzy

*clears throat*

*grabs mic*

Upstairs ah got xens in the Avil bottle
Ion take them shiit but you do
So ah got 'em for you - cheesy

Drake - Tuesday

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Sports › Re: Samuel Eto'o Sighted In Kano(pic) by alberto2k(m): 7:03am On Mar 20, 2015

Kenyan weed is not good for the brain! undecided

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Family › Re: For Those Who Is Asking For My Wedding And Traditional Marriage Pic. by alberto2k(m): 7:02am On Mar 20, 2015

Congrats brother!

Many Nairaland guys are getting married and dem NL ladies keep forming feminist and hard to get undecided

I juss dey pity dem girls life Iswear! cry

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Politics › Re: Don’t Be Afraid Of Jail, Buhari’s Wife Tells Patience Jonathan by alberto2k(m): 6:55am On Mar 20, 2015

Women at War... You'll think WW-III is bout to begin undecided

Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Are In Such A Condition?must Read. by alberto2k(m): 6:47am On Mar 20, 2015

I'm saying for the 100th time... Its the fvckin husband!

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 10:02pm On Mar 19, 2015

Orijin101:
alberto! na me you dey use dey form innocentee abi?
E be lyk say dem neva forget bottle for ur yansh before

Na me send u drink? undecided

Oya comot here now b4 I open harp bottle for ya oblong head undecided

Romance › Re: When You Ask For A Hug From A Church Girl (pic) by alberto2k(m): 9:56pm On Mar 19, 2015

The Lord's Choosen hug grin

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Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 9:52pm On Mar 19, 2015

Orijin101:
She make brain?

See this Jew drunkard undecided

Gimme my orijin and find out for yourself angry

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 9:49pm On Mar 19, 2015

aloa3:
i dnt,wo knew guys lyk u exist,no b only orijin,na small stout,

Shoo! Bae I be gentleman unlike that orijin guy, him na pure warri drunkard grin

Care for a bottle of orijin or a wrap of calabar weed? wink

Family › Re: Your Childhood Wasn't Awesome If You Didn't Use This (pix) by alberto2k(m): 9:14pm On Mar 19, 2015

I Been sabi do the open and close own sef grin

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 9:01pm On Mar 19, 2015

Orijin101:
*self-services into thread....

Alberto2k, why you dey call me

New catch in exchange for a bottle of Orijini grin

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 8:59pm On Mar 19, 2015

aloa3:
u cud hate or lyk,i dnt cntrl ur thoughts,mtcheew,lack of manners....boys and deir arrogance sef

hey I was only tryna joke with u.... Don't u gerrit? undecided

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 8:18pm On Mar 19, 2015

aloa3:
....wanted to try my luck,first time

And you've been member since 2014... Its really a first time luck

More like a guest i'd say cheesy

Orijini101 biko bia, come and teach this girl some things biko grin

Romance › Re: How To Resist Pleasing One's Self (MASTURBATION) by alberto2k(m): 8:11pm On Mar 19, 2015

Seen this like 101times undecided

Sighed:
Alberto2k

Romance › Re: There Is No Pleasure In Making Love To Prostitutes by alberto2k(m): 4:03pm On Mar 19, 2015

Rapmoney:
U mean say that guy dey patronize olosho well well?

Bro... Everyone knows that guy must own a brothel grin

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