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Romance › Re: Ladies And Too Much Perfume (ewww) by alberto2k(m): 10:24am On May 26, 2016

Some ladies don't just spray perfumes, they bath in it! angry

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Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Trade Compensations With Umumbo Farmers (pix by alberto2k(m): 10:13am On May 26, 2016

A good leader leads by example cool

As for the fulanis, they can go to hell for all I care :"( angry

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Politics › Re: FRSC Officials Dancing 'Shoki' During A Training Session In Bauchi (Photos) by alberto2k(m): 9:56am On May 26, 2016

Seems like the CHANGE favor dem wella cry

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Travel › Re: PHOTOS: See The Current State Of Enugu Airport Runway by alberto2k(m): 9:57am On May 25, 2016

saaedlee:
Okay noted, abi na Buhari press that place? #JustAskingO

EAMA should please take note.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Awon Werey Is One!!!!! by alberto2k(m): 1:37pm On May 06, 2016

naijaboiy:
[b][color=#1980BC]Meet our comrades:

Dr. Kingtom - He's the most diplomatic member of the group. Very respected and always settles the fights among us.

Respect to you sir!

Kinglekan - Ever quiet Kinglekan is another cool member of or group. Always pops in once in a while to give advises or have a good laugh.

Respect to you sir!

Jeffereyjamez - Hot headed but cool Jeff always brings live to the group. Always active despite his tight schedule. I call him the CSO.

Respect sir!

Stfuareyougod - Cool Jack who doesn't always like trouble, even though he may start it sometimes. . Ever since he joined he has been an active member and he knows how to annoy us all with his regular posting of pictures of him flexing life.

Respect sir!

Ipledge10 - Very amiable but troublesome Ola. He is the group's clown, always makes everyone laugh with his weird way of doing things. He brings fun to the group.

Respect sir!

Naijaboiy - Cool but sometimes very aggressive Dee. Always involved in fights at the early stages of the group. He has fought with almost every member in the group except the diplomatic Kingtom and quiet Kinglekan. He contributes by making the group lively sometimes when he picks on someone with his sarcastic jokes or funny stories.

Iamkingzlee - Mr.fresh of the group. He is the most picked on after replacing Ola. Anytime we wanna have some fun "Okon" as he is comically called is always the target.

Respect sir

Twaci - Founder and originator of the group. Pops in once in a while to check on us. Very respected amongst members and very humble.

Adeh39- She joined after the miss NL competition and has been a very active member since then. Most of the time she pops in is to laugh at the jokes passed around.

Stephenqueen - Awon Rakunmi! . When everywhere is boring he brings live to the group by bringing up gist on music and other entertainment. He is our one and only rapper.

Laveda - Newest member and active. Contributes positively to the liveliness of the group and is grasping fast to the norm of the group.

Other notable members are.....

Alberto2k
Lordoftheweed
Juliaann
Grace(who is not a nairalander).
Chibwike
Kwencypresh
Lekinz
Winetapper [/color][/b]

hediots, wetin una smoke while I was away huh

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 8:15pm On Jan 18, 2016

Diddyydiva:
. Albeko

Ayansha omoge werey grin

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 8:07pm On Jan 18, 2016

Broadsway:
wellicome bk,wia is d champagne

Thank u brother. . . we don't pop, we blaze Mary Jay all day cool

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Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 8:05pm On Jan 18, 2016

Aminat508:
welcome back albert.

Aunty Amina mai kpomo wink

Osheey gan kiss

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 7:55pm On Jan 18, 2016

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]hope you come with enough weed from that prison.

Who come be the new boss for there? [/color]

2 dangote trucks enroute Ajegunle boss grin

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 7:39pm On Jan 18, 2016

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]you are highly welcome sir! [/color]

Thank u Oga Barrister!! grin

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 7:38pm On Jan 18, 2016

KingTom:
baba baba sir baba idobale. eze ndi Ara nnoooo ooooooo

Emi niyen. . . Baba NLA Osheey gan grin

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 7:18pm On Jan 18, 2016

Kayoski:
I know this feeling, open a thread to officially announce it..

this is the main place man. . . u need a wrap too? cheesy

Romance › Re: The Return Of Alberto2k by alberto2k(m): 7:10pm On Jan 18, 2016

Freedom At last!!! grin

Una no call Ori ife sha cry

Way Kingtom and Chimrase huh

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Jokes Etc › Re: When You Use Your Tithe To Buy New Shoe (PHOTO) by alberto2k(m): 8:24pm On Jun 20, 2015

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Looking at the Kind of shoe the lady is wearing. . . Shiit like that is expected to happen
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Romance › Re: I Need Help by alberto2k(m): 8:18pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] okay. . . . another Nollywood movie Directed by who pls?! [/color]

Politics › Re: Photos: Buhari With His Son Inspects His Farm In Daura by alberto2k(m): 7:51pm On Jun 20, 2015

Lacomus:
O My Gosh, so our president can communicate with a cow see the last picture.

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Itz a Norm Bro. . . that shows it's His and not imported
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Politics › Re: Photos: Buhari With His Son Inspects His Farm In Daura by alberto2k(m): 7:48pm On Jun 20, 2015

PaulJohn1:
Why are all the presidential cows black?

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because black is beautiful
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Family › Re: My God! My God!! Who Have I Married?? by alberto2k(m): 7:05pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] Chai! Sorry sister we feel your pain. . .
But the basic truth ladies needs to know is; Men are Polygamous in nature [/color]

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Romance › Re: Ladies Remove Your Heels And Get In Now ||-| by alberto2k(m): 7:01pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] Ladies dislike guys dat have money

who yarn u that kind fat lie? [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Check Out How Next Generation Wedding ceremony Will look like. by alberto2k(m): 6:51pm On Jun 20, 2015

INTROVERT:

Me and A...... you

[color=Teal] ALBERTO [/color]

Romance › Re: 9 Things Ladies Do That Make Sugar Daddies Run After Them by alberto2k(m): 6:37pm On Jun 20, 2015

tosyne2much:
Even God knows I will be present here

OP, good job

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I believe this FTC undertaking was planned by the List Guys Tosyne and Wristwatch
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Romance › Re: 9 Things Ladies Do That Make Sugar Daddies Run After Them by alberto2k(m): 6:35pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] 10 - Wearing of Tight Flashy and seductive Leggins

11 - Standing by the Roadside with a Killer seductive Pose ( Alhaji Batuka dey like this one )

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Romance › Re: See What A Lady Posted On Twitter & The Lovely Response She Got by alberto2k(m): 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal]She's really a Senseless Bastard. . . I pray whosoever is thinking of marrying her gets to see this

******
P.S; Check the 3posts above me, they all posted at 6:24pm under 15secs. . .

mehn. . . i define FTC as; A Live Goat being thrown into a Lions' Den. that Goat can't be Alive for 5secs once it lands there

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Romance › Re: Reminder On Tomorrow's Interview by alberto2k(m): 5:48pm On Jun 20, 2015

TheSonOfMark:

Politics › Re: Ambode Receives Bill Gates Foundation (see Photos) by alberto2k(m): 5:43pm On Jun 20, 2015

[quote author=columbus007 post=34968301][color=Teal]baba i just say make i ask am my mind ni o

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Politics › Re: Ambode Receives Bill Gates Foundation (see Photos) by alberto2k(m): 5:35pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] i Believe One Day A president will receive me just like this

Yes! i believe!!!

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Politics › Re: Ambode Receives Bill Gates Foundation (see Photos) by alberto2k(m): 5:31pm On Jun 20, 2015

Abduletudaye:
Colorful pictures...

Introvert
Aminat508

Maybe next time....

[color=Teal] Bros Abeg Shey dem dey give una Cup for this FTC game

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Politics › Re: Missing Ex-cult Leader Found Dead Cult Members Killed Him (PICTURED) by alberto2k(m): 5:26pm On Jun 20, 2015

ufotty2001:
first to comment.. dedicate this to my unknown wife

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this kind thing dey make me Rotf
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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Vice Chancellor In Rivers(pictured) by alberto2k(m): 5:23pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] u sure say no be those mumu Cultist

Wetin this Old woman do them now [/color]

Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by alberto2k(m): 5:12pm On Jun 20, 2015

mirexxx:

[color=Teal] Baby talk na [/color]

Romance › Re: Oya Come Toast That Babe or Guy wey You Like For PIDGIN!!! by alberto2k(m): 4:19pm On Jun 20, 2015

[color=Teal] **puffs weed**

Baby iswear when i see u, i think say i jam maami water but i con remember wetin my papa talk "if u see maami water oh oh oo. . . make u no run away"
Naso i change mind gallant like Person way smoke Shekrau mess

i con tell myself say i must make u mine cuz the love way i get for u tall like world trade centre con strong like alhaji Batuka head. . .

chai! thinking abt u baby dey make me go crazy. . . and na only u fit cure my craze. . .

i Go like make u mine. . . we go playmango tree love till i pine comot for diz world. . . baby na u be that nicotine for my igbo way dey make me high. . . if u no dey for my igbo i go smoke 7bag and i no go high

baby abeg no hang my heart like iya bashira pant. . . nurture am make e fresh pass ur fine face like i go keep ur own for icloud so e no go fit break. . .

Mirexxx i lawv u. . . abeg be my one and only forever and ever

cc: Naijaboiy
Mirexxx
prettythicksme

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