₦airaland Forum

Get unto the next one, leave her to continue playing hard to get..

If she really likes you she'll come around

Pinkiedearie:
Average or better still medium guys..

Which one be medium guys again?

Do we look like a commodity to u?

Short girls me likey

naijaboiy:
But a peck is not intimate now

Tanchu.. Tanchu!

Seconded

Na who them help?

And so?

How does that Multiply the 5k that's in my wallet since yesterday?

meetlekan:
How did you no it a scam hmmm naija na wa oh every tin na scam.

Talking like you're not a Nigerian

ShirelleBaby:
Alberto2k.

According to scale of preference, i'll rather look for my certificate

And You should help the Op please

It would benefit us both... The Bride price will be paid to me and you'll get your 30% share

I believe this is a Scam advert

onila:
I wont mind, but thats not appropriate

Then I don't believe yhu!

ShirelleBaby:
Hehehehehe.

Am I not a real Nigerian woman?

Rephrased

Yes, you are

But you're not a Real Woman

Orijin... That's the only drink I can share with him

ShirelleBaby:
[size=23pt]a real woman is ME[/size]

You no see as I dey look u

Liar of the century... Pinshure of the hym*n ____________ u know the rest

I'll be back to comment after I overtake the dangote truck

Godvilla:
[color=olive]U keep machete in ur room?
Come 2 tink of it...... Are u residing in the northen part of Nigeria? [/color]

Yeah, yeah.. Ify turn Abokii

Ba woni Shege!

I know the exact corner where I can find my GORA or machete

its not easy nah...

The hustle for First class is more Real than HIV

Mariae Mariae! That girlie fine gan!

But farano

Seun 10years don waka... U still dey carry go.

Oya u better let us know about your next plans for NL

We want something new biko

Congratulations sir... More blessings mi presidente

E pain me say I no book FTC

Ipledge:
you wishing something else for urself
Magun is still powerful

Bro... draw your sword.

Its a face off!

sinizia:
This is serious.

Yeah... On a very serious note bro

Dimples192:
Lol ok pray for us

But I still lawv u dimples... There's something about your beauty that I can't comprehend...

Words can't even express how beautiful u are

U just fine like two people

Dimples192:
Alberto2k come explain yourself
He wasn't rugged enough for the job

I uhmmn, don't have anything to say...

Dimples I backed out cuz I was called back to Vatican seminary by the pope

Interesting

ebukaOtika:
Ahn ahn ,,,, for one person abi na everybody wey dey for the family house ,,,, including animals like dogs and cats etc

Bros na only one person, just one

holatin:
I ve d size of banky w head, mention dat before I come

This got me cracking

Mishydoo:
[size=17pt]Bros,Abeg na how much to barber ponk?! [/size]

N500

Home service N2000

holatin:
dats good, I dey come,make I come barb my hair

Oya na Boss... We dey charge according to your headsize and weight

Your own fit be like 20kg and 20*N100=2000
Lol