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Godvilla:
[color=olive]hola mi presidente[/color]

Como estas Hermano?

Twaci:
Sounds like Argentina

Its suits u bae...

Just manage it

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Gracias mucho mi amigo [/color]

Hola hermano

Twaci:
Wow, can I be renamed?

Something that goes with albert would be nice....

Albertina

Twaci:
Hmmmm, what's going on here?

Naming ceremony

*Still observing from the rooftop of my bus*

tosyne2much:
It's nothing bro You be my sure parley

Gracias boss

holatin:
really

Sure

tosyne2much:
Im woooowed by this write-up

OP, you forget those that walk into the barber's shop making other people look like they are jobless. They are like, are many people were here before me ? I dont think i can wait.. Off they go

Baba abeg no vex, I no knw say u don create a similar thread like this before... I just notice am now...

Baba forgive me... My apologies

Rapmoney:
I dash u 1 like for the thread. U try wella. Lol at the phone charger crew

lol!

I guess that's the category u belong to

tosyne2much:
Im woooowed by this write-up

OP, you forget those that walk into the barber's shop making other people look like they are jobless. They are like, are many people were here before me ? I dont think i can wait.. Off they go

Lol

The impatient freaks, they can confuse person eh! Some of them will be hissing every minute and checking their time... Mtscheeew! Hope say u sef no dey try that kind thin

holatin:
the observer like the op

Bro na barber I be na

LewisO:
[size=15pt]A barber comes to house to barb for me. [/size]

Home service niyen!

5k but na u go pay my Tp

LewisO:
[size=15pt] This ought not to be in "Romance Section"

Nice post tho. [/size]

Bro forgive me
I was thinking of posting it in business but some guys will still bash Me for that, so I'm calling on the mods to help me move it to the right section

*****

And abeg talk true, which category do u fall in?

As in, knock her head?

First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist

Cc: Naijaboiy
Tallesty
Tosyne2Much
Emusmith
Iceberylin
Fabdedon
Rapmoney
Blackett

Pr0ton your own is finished

The person way do u don die fa

KingTom:
From left: Joe.cutie, Ice.berylin, tosyne2.much, alberto2k, D.ygeasy. Squatting: Ba.rcanista kingtom

And ggrin took the shot

naijaboiy:
i just had to quote this

Can't stop laughing

Ehmm... Walahi Na only me dem send fa

Happy Sunday bro

Booking space


















And not selling it to the highest bidder

Bros u dey go Ghana?

Help me wish them happy independence in arrears

All these broad chest Niggas with mosquito legs

ronald4lif:
Lol! She too set I no go lie.

Having a very good laugh on your last statement, madly hilarious. Night bro

Goodnight boss

Tomorrow you'll have to tell us who u want woo by force by missile

ronald4lif:
Baba no be lie ohh, e get how some babes go fine reach ehh, insecurity becomes imminent and gradually a daily affair thing. Just try ring her phone twice and no pick up na only God can take charge of your blood pressure.

I tell yhu!

But this babe am wooing fine o... I go woo her with all the available scoopes from heaven and earth
Chai! Baba u go borrow me your brain make I take woo her na, I swear I go return am when she don gree

And if I no return am, dey manage my own Jejely

Dimples192:
What happen you finish before we start?

I'm backing out In bae

Those pretty eyes u have is killing me

You're such an exquisite beauty Iswear(not flattering u)

Oga dygeasy remove my name, I no dey woo again

I'll be observing still

Fabdedon:
Nah so i be think before she start tell me story of how cockroach enter sambisa e no gree comeout.. Watin pain me be say even Hug we no Hug..

Ehmm... Faby et Godvilla

Why una wan discourage son of man nah

Godvilla:
[color=olive]My guy... Take am easy oooo.....
i've ran outta super glue to mend shattered heart[/color]

Superglue won't be needed, cuz am hell sure she won't break my heart and I won't break hers

Dimples192:
* Now do I play hard to get*

Please do... Make me suffer before I can have you

So I'll never take u for granted once I win your tiny fragile heart...

Thank God today's i'll pour out my heart to u, no lies, no flattering

*clears throat*

Dimples192

Ehen.. Yes! I want to woo dimples192

naijaboiy:
You wise!

Guy no fear face. Tell her say you wan woo her,,nothing dey dere.

It's for fun but you could turn out to be great friends.

Check past threads na,,see as the thing go

Well noted sir!