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Crime › Re: Housewife Narrate How Her Guard Connived With Robbers by alberto2k(m): 7:35am On Mar 06, 2015
They should have employed Mallam Musa,

he's honest and loves the job with all his heart as long as he has money to buy battery for his walkie-talkie radio set grin
Politics › Re: Why Obasanjo Hasn’t Been Issued An APC Membership Card by alberto2k(m): 7:30am On Mar 06, 2015
Romance › Re: I Will Kill My Girlfriend by alberto2k(m): 7:26am On Mar 06, 2015
bros... Don't kill that girl, alagbon is not a nice place to be

Just dump her ill and unfaithful ass angry
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Camp Reacts To Reports Of Impregnating Older Lover by alberto2k(m):
Epic baby mama fail grin
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Not The Father Of Nadia's Twins by alberto2k(m): 7:03am On Mar 06, 2015
Gobe eh! grin

Sorry jims grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria Needs ‘do Tanks’ Not Think Tanks – Obasanjo by alberto2k(m): 6:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Baba my simple question to you is;

During your regime were u a "do tank"huh? undecided
Romance › Re: Can I Ever Be Free? by alberto2k(m): 6:54am On Mar 06, 2015
bamson94:
Thanks bro,I'm very grateful.D act is killing me.
U're welcome... It all comes down to self control and self discipline.
Romance › Re: Desperately In Need Of Your Candid Opinion by alberto2k(m): 6:49am On Mar 06, 2015
ronald4lif
Romance › Re: Can I Ever Be Free? by alberto2k(m): 6:34am On Mar 06, 2015
Only God can help u bro... Turn to God in serious prayers

And u should stop watching porn, or any er0tic movies

Learn to resist the urge.. Like if u get in the mood, don't just lay there and wait for something to stop u, instead get up, take a walk around or work out... Do some push ups, press up

And u should pick a new hobby, something u enjoy doing and that burns alota calories

And lastly, pray to God every minute

If you're not a good prayer worrior... The Lord's prayer can help, atleast it will chase away that urge...

Goodluck and I hope this helps

P.S: get yourself a girl smiley
Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING NEWS : Emir Of Gusau Dies At 91 by alberto2k(m): 2:27am On Mar 06, 2015
R.I.P to the dead...





























I dedicated this space to Late alhaji kabir danbaba, emir of Gusau angry
Culture › Re: A MUST READ -do You Remember Any Of This? by alberto2k(m): 2:25am On Mar 06, 2015
I've never believed any of these... Even the sweeping at night superstition that is a bit popular
Politics › Re: Opinion: 7 Reasons Why INEC Card Readers Machine May Fail by alberto2k(m): 2:22am On Mar 06, 2015
Everyone is talking about card read while hundreds of thousands Reg voters haven't got their PVC yet... angry

Please who's deceiving who undecided
Politics › Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Official Windows Application by alberto2k(m): 2:14am On Mar 06, 2015
U mean she launched a lie feed app? undecided
Romance › Re: Some Topics Most Of Our Nairaland Guys Don't Joke With! by alberto2k(m): 2:09am On Mar 06, 2015
How to gets her digits in 2mins grin
Romance › Re: Some TOPICS Most Of Our Nairaland Guys Don't Joke With.. by alberto2k(m): 2:07am On Mar 06, 2015
dorocent:
u dey vex?
Say what? undecided
Nigga' spanish please angry
Romance › Re: Some TOPICS Most Of Our Nairaland Guys Don't Joke With.. by alberto2k(m): 2:03am On Mar 06, 2015
undecided
Politics › Re: Prof. Yemi Osinbajo Has A New Hair Cut (pics)0 by alberto2k(m): 1:59am On Mar 06, 2015
Even Coco waves can't make this man fine like my president cheesy
Romance › Re: TOP 10 Looks Men Find Extremely Appealing (photos) by alberto2k(m): 5:40pm On Mar 05, 2015
Emusmith u sef don turn minister of women affairs grin
Nairaland General › Re: Deleted by alberto2k(m): 11:23am On Mar 05, 2015
Nice piece...

the number 1,2,3,10, and 13 makes alota sense
Family › Re: Plz Help! Her Husband Has Suddenly Developed Sick Sexual Fantasies. by alberto2k(m): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2015
You are about to catch a flight undecided

Issokay

Fly Dana air abeg grin
Romance › Re: Does She Mean The "I Love You" During Sex? by alberto2k(m): 10:45am On Mar 05, 2015
Don't take that shii serious

Maybe she loves the guy's abuna undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Why Is Romance Section Most Popular In Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 10:33am On Mar 05, 2015
undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Do This On A First Date? (picture) by alberto2k(m): 10:09am On Mar 05, 2015
If its pounded yam or semo... I go chop the chic own join sef grin
TV/Movies › Re: Check out this funny scene From A Nollywood Movie (photo) by alberto2k(op):
Jaycool18:
Angels.. to help him locate d man that killed him
Lol grin
TV/Movies › Check out this funny scene From A Nollywood Movie (photo) by alberto2k(op):
Stumbled upon this pic and I was just laughing real hard grin

This only happens in Nollywood sha but

Who is he calling? huhhuhhuh

Source: my twitter account

www.twitter.com/El_hyphen

Cc: Lalasticlala, ishilove

Events › Re: Happy Birthay To My Sister-in-law by alberto2k(m): 8:43am On Mar 05, 2015
mulattoclaro:
there are 4 girls in her family. All of them very beautiful and very endowed. You know what I mean grin
Then don't be stingy dude. You know what I mean wink
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Hottest Nigerian Rappers by alberto2k(m): 8:41am On Mar 05, 2015
Airforce1:
indigenous rappers....

I hate rap music

If you're a rapper in Nigeria, your parents won't be proud of you
Don't hate rap music bro

Someday a rapper might wanna do a collabo with you
So, how re u gonna give it your best shot if u hate rap music undecided

And to the topic, sinzu na rubbish, i'll rather have suspect replace him...

Alaga ibile!

Gbori yen!

My fav nigerian rapper
Events › Re: Happy Birthay To My Sister-in-law by alberto2k(m): 8:36am On Mar 05, 2015
Oh oh... The Brazilian

Happy birthday to her

Btw... Bros howfar, which one u go gimme make me sef knack her belle undecided
Crime › Re: Photo: Actor/comedian Funky Mallam Survives Food Poisoning. by alberto2k(m): 8:31am On Mar 05, 2015
EmmGee:
Na me write the song for him.
You don give me another crime to charge u with sef grin
Crime › Re: Photo: Actor/comedian Funky Mallam Survives Food Poisoning. by alberto2k(m): 8:27am On Mar 05, 2015
moonnstar:
delicious @ weina
I tell u

Especially in mornings like this grin
Family › Re: You Came In And Found This Monster Around Your Child. Your Reaction? (photo) by alberto2k(m): 8:24am On Mar 05, 2015
I go rush call okon and idi grin

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