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KingTom:we dey use eyes of the gods mehn ![]() wehrey na when dem don sell better land finish u go carry ur opolo eyes con dey observe dey shout "Wayo" like fulani man way dem thief him cow |
zubbyauthentica:I'll grow up, but first go get a very good English teacher man |
Acekidc4:Baba I dey gallant... I been no wan derail ya thread that's why I saved the reply till later Baba forgive me |
kellyJames5:and you're also my Mutuminna(manchi) |
kinglekan:Lol! Your boxer fall comot? ![]() See prettythicksme dey look your kini with one eye |
englishmart:Lol! U mean those 6new born babies way dem born last month? ![]() Your Area get hope sef, here Na juss 2 |
kellyJames5:baba I really don't know, I think you can ask Wristy the anchor. That Doctor can be very cunning o, I no juss geh him time cuz of one Appt way I get... I be wan open him yansh with some kind questions o but u know na "Bribing is allowed" |
englishmart:Boss. . . I no High anything o, Na those lying Biitches matter dey boil my head so. Itz been a while boss You and Ice.berylin juss scarce like Virgins |
are U and Mizmycoli partners? ![]() "Foolish woman's letter to a man and Fool's man's letter to a woman " nawa o |
kellyJames5:cuz Life is too short to stoop so low, you'll be an Overseer. . . And when u're High, you'll be in charge of everything ![]() As I dey here so, I dey see Obama shiiting inside toilet and making that "arrghh ooh!" Face |
Mine wasn't nice at all There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla **** Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry . . . I invited her over to my apartment (was home alone)We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula* I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked) As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses. . . she jerked(fear catch me sote me sef shift back) and was on her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale See as I juss dey look her > ![]() I was speechless for like 3mins I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman ![]() **** I later had to grab vasline that day ![]() **** Some Days later, I fvcked the lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life! ![]() Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn. that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head ![]() Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches |
Ewo! 2Billion ![]() money that can change the life of 5 LGAs in that state Some P0lithiefcians been wasting our money since 1914 |
I can choose number1. And she'll be a No2 to me alone |
Oyinbo People can Mumu ehn |
TheSonOfMark:I concur, A billion likes for u |
oladele97:with that post(job) he'll still earn money, now tell me who's more jobless? ![]() You |
I can swear to sango and irumole that I witness this thread being moved to FP in 3secs |
vfactor:Sir Vee, it is called HeadQuarter booking and reservation |
in one word > BORING In two words > Problem free In three words > So fvcking Boring - My 2wraps - |
Is that a good reason to unfollow someone who keep u up to date with news that u can always use? ![]() But nothing cos-sine me tho And please its not worth opening a thread, stop wasting cyberspace |
Cutehector:Fixed You owe me |
ogah o... See as him dey use some mumu girls life Sha the hacker no geh work, make him hack kashamu and Tinubu phone then I fit dash am one acre of my weed plantation in jos |
Cutehector:but u can use your D!ck to lash Ngozi, Nneka and Nnenna. . . D!ck dat is supposed to be used to lash ur future wife only |
so the "little girl" fixes nails too? |
Cutehector:bro Hector, I just saw a vision that this kind of woman will kill u on Bed when doing a 69 |
cool |
None coz I was busy with work |
Dygeasy:boss, Iswear I don repent. . . This one na handwork of Devil Forgive me, don't report us to the mods biko nu |
He's cute #no-homo |
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