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CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by alberto2k(m): 9:10pm On Apr 20, 2015
KingTom:
grin grin Weyrey you dey sight better lands these days oh grin
we dey use eyes of the gods mehn cool

wehrey na when dem don sell better land finish u go carry ur opolo eyes con dey observe dey shout "Wayo" like fulani man way dem thief him cow grin
CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by alberto2k(m): 8:52pm On Apr 20, 2015
zubbyauthentica:
. Guy do u sell Weed cos all ur life is all about [size=80]wed [/size] c ur profile








GROW UP BOY
I'll grow up, but first go get a very good English teacher man grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by alberto2k(m): 7:59pm On Apr 20, 2015
Acekidc4:
Baba Owfar Na!!
Baba I dey gallant... I been no wan derail ya thread that's why I saved the reply till later

Baba forgive me cry
EducationRe: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by alberto2k(m): 7:22pm On Apr 20, 2015
kellyJames5:
I'd look forward to that.

Lolz....suregrin

And besides he is your manchi kiss grin
and you're also my Mutuminna(manchi) cool
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 7:20pm On Apr 20, 2015
kinglekan:
Alberto2k and Englishmart don kill me with laugh oo.

I don laugh so tey my boxers fall comot. grin


***Modified***

Two of una suppose dey write sexuality article in pidgin.

Chaiii Osanobuaaaa!!!!! ROTFL, LWKMD
Lol! Your boxer fall comot? undecided

See prettythicksme dey look your kini with one eye grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 7:18pm On Apr 20, 2015
englishmart:
lol. School affects sha. But virgin plenty for my area ooo about 6 cheesy
Lol! U mean those 6new born babies way dem born last month? grin grin

Your Area get hope sef, here Na juss 2 cry
EducationRe: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by alberto2k(m): 7:12pm On Apr 20, 2015
kellyJames5:
Lolcheesycheesycheesy
When are they gonna interview you too
Your partner in crime defended himself excellently yesternight cheesy
baba I really don't know, I think you can ask Wristy the anchor.

That Doctor can be very cunning o, I no juss geh him time cuz of one Appt way I get... I be wan open him yansh with some kind questions o but u know na "Bribing is allowed" grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m): 6:44pm On Apr 20, 2015
englishmart:
lol. Oboy you don high ni? This your post come dey make me laugh like mumu inside motor grin
Boss. . . I no High anything o, Na those lying Biitches matter dey boil my head so.

Itz been a while boss

You and Ice.berylin juss scarce like Virgins embarassed cry
RomanceRe: See This "Foolish Woman's" Letter To A Man by alberto2k(m): 6:33pm On Apr 20, 2015
are U and Mizmycoli partners? undecided

"Foolish woman's letter to a man and Fool's man's letter to a woman " nawa o grin
EducationRe: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by alberto2k(m): 6:29pm On Apr 20, 2015
kellyJames5:
You always high
Why grin?
cuz Life is too short to stoop so low, you'll be an Overseer. . . And when u're High, you'll be in charge of everything cool

As I dey here so, I dey see Obama shiiting inside toilet and making that "arrghh ooh!" Face grin grin
RomanceRe: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by alberto2k(m):
Mine wasn't nice at all

There was this drop dead gorgeous girl called Rita, met her through a close pal. . . We were friends, Got to know each other better, later things got way serious and we started dating. . . I can recall that there was a day she asked me if I ever had sex, I bluntly said Yes and fired back the question at her and asked her to be honest. . . She said No, that's she's a virgin and Bla Bla bla

****
Like two weeks later na after strategising on the perfect way to Pop her Cherry cool. . . I invited her over to my apartment (was home alone)
We started kissing and all that ish, but any attempt I make to reach the "promise land" the Babe go grab my hand and would remind me that she's a Vee mainwhile from the look of tinz she was already H*rny and wants the Mula*

I overpowered her by reaching out for her sensitive spots, and b4 one could say jacksparrow oboi I don peel yam finish (naked)
As I juss wan enter "promise land" with my Rod of moses. . . she jerked(fear catch me sote me sef shift back) and was on her knees crying then dragging my leg she said "Albert I'm sorry, I'm not a Vee, I have done it once with my ex but he forced me shocked

Oboi vess catch son of man, my mula way don long like that new bridge way dem just build for Kano juss lose morale cry

See as I juss dey look her > undecided
I was speechless for like 3mins

I juss asked the "secondary virgin" to dress up and leave my room which she initially refused till I help her dress up and walked her to the gate like a Gentleman undecided

****
I later had to grab vasline that day embarassed

****
Some Days later, I fvcked the lying spirit out of her body and I didn't feel a thing angry

Mtscheeeew! SCAM of life! angry angry

Oboi. . . I congratulate myself for writing this epistle mehn.

that Nigga' above me suppose collect fried hot knock for sitting on my head angry undecided

Cc: oga Tosyne2much, u must gimme something for this epistle. . . Hopefully one of your Biitches wink
PoliticsRe: APC Youth Accuses TY Danjuma Of Bribing INEC With N2bn For Taraba Re-run by alberto2k(m): 5:41pm On Apr 20, 2015
Ewo! 2Billionhuh

money that can change the life of 5 LGAs in that state cry

Some P0lithiefcians been wasting our money since 1914 angry cry
RomanceRe: Pls use your church mind.(pics) by alberto2k(m): 5:31pm On Apr 20, 2015
I can choose number1. And she'll be a No2 to me alone angry
RomanceRe: See Teenage Girl Who Underwent Plastic Surgery To Win Back Ex Boyfriend by alberto2k(m): 5:16pm On Apr 20, 2015
Oyinbo People can Mumu ehn undecided
CelebritiesRe: Message To All South Africans (A Must Watch Video) by alberto2k(m): 5:11pm On Apr 20, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Aren't we Africans just plain silly? The whites have Judy where they've always want us to be - divided and at each other's throat. They'll do nothing about it...as long as their people and investments aren't targeted. Suddenly the U.S of A and Britain have lost their vocality. HOW CONVENIENT! sad
I concur, A billion likes for u cool
PoliticsRe: Man Trekking Allegedly Trekking From Lagos To Abuja Arrives Abuja Today. by alberto2k(m): 5:08pm On Apr 20, 2015
oladele97:
Na wa ooo....hope Buhari will be able to secure a job for u, maybe minister of jobless youth.
with that post(job) he'll still earn money, now tell me who's more jobless? undecided


You undecided
EducationRe: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by alberto2k(m): 5:02pm On Apr 20, 2015
I can swear to sango and irumole that I witness this thread being moved to FP in 3secs embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Message To All South Africans (A Must Watch Video) by alberto2k(m): 5:00pm On Apr 20, 2015
RomanceRe: Will The World Be A Better Place Without The Opposite Gender (opinions) by alberto2k(m): 4:59pm On Apr 20, 2015
vfactor:
uncle berbert! what is the meaning of this grin
Sir Vee, it is called HeadQuarter booking and reservation cool
RomanceRe: Will The World Be A Better Place Without The Opposite Gender (opinions) by alberto2k(m): 4:50pm On Apr 20, 2015
in one word > BORING

In two words > Problem free

In three words > So fvcking Boring

- My 2wraps -
PoliticsRe: I Unfollowed Lalasticlala Because He Post Many Topics On Nairaland by alberto2k(m): 4:49pm On Apr 20, 2015
Is that a good reason to unfollow someone who keep u up to date with news that u can always use? undecided

But nothing cos-sine me tho

And please its not worth opening a thread, stop wasting cyberspace angry
RomanceRe: The sexiest Black Woman (pix) by alberto2k(m): 4:39pm On Apr 20, 2015
Cutehector:
deek is to vajaina as mouth is to bweast.
grin
Fixed

You owe me cool
CelebritiesRe: Hacker Leak Oritsefemi's Instagram Chats With Various Chat(photos) by alberto2k(m):
ogah o... See as him dey use some mumu girls life undecided

Sha the hacker no geh work, make him hack kashamu and Tinubu phone then I fit dash am one acre of my weed plantation in jos grin
RomanceRe: The sexiest Black Woman (pix) by alberto2k(m): 4:31pm On Apr 20, 2015
Cutehector:
damn. I dislike that style... Can't use my tongue to put insyd a woman's ass or vj jooor... Tongue dat I will use and pray to God , u want me to defile it wit ewwy grossy smellin thing
but u can use your D!ck to lash Ngozi, Nneka and Nnenna. . . D!ck dat is supposed to be used to lash ur future wife only undecided
CelebritiesRe: See Letter Little Girl Wrote To Her Admirer Who Her Friend Has Feelings For by alberto2k(m): 4:24pm On Apr 20, 2015
so the "little girl" fixes nails too?
RomanceRe: The sexiest Black Woman (pix) by alberto2k(m): 4:21pm On Apr 20, 2015
Cutehector:
These are d kind of women I like...
bro Hector, I just saw a vision that this kind of woman will kill u on Bed when doing a 69 grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Photos Of Mo Abudu by alberto2k(m): 4:18pm On Apr 20, 2015
cool cool
RomanceRe: For The Bad Guys And Girls: How May Girls / Guys Have U Wooed In A Day? by alberto2k(m): 4:02pm On Apr 20, 2015
None coz I was busy with work undecided
RomanceRe: Why My Dad Never Calls My Mum by alberto2k(m): 3:59pm On Apr 20, 2015
Dygeasy:
And that's how this thread got derailed by Prettythicksme and Alberto2k.
boss, Iswear I don repent. . . This one na handwork of Devil embarassed
Forgive me, don't report us to the mods biko nu embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Benue State Movies: Meet Benue's Best Actor by alberto2k(m): 3:53pm On Apr 20, 2015
He's cute #no-homo

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