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RomanceTales By Moonlight by alchemist(op): 4:18pm On Jul 01, 2015
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Christianity EtcRe: Will You Convert From Your Religion To Another If Offered 10M ? by alchemist(m): 4:11pm On Jul 01, 2015
FTC baba God
SportsRe: OFFICIAL: Arsenal Sign Cech From Chelsea by alchemist(m): 4:37pm On Jun 29, 2015
sold
PropertiesRe: Ask All Your Questions On Building Foundations/structural Issues -expert by alchemist(m): 10:38am On Jun 26, 2015
I just prepared a BOQ for a client and i noticed they used 1500mm for the dept of grd beam (raft foundation). The structural eng in my office said its too much that 900-1000 would hold the one storey building. The building is located along ajah expressway.

What is your take on this as have been trying to convince the client to actually save cost.



opalu:
There is a vital aspect of using inadequate foundation. The determination of the type of foundation a building requires is done by the Structural designs matched with the Soil Investigation/tests. The Structural Engineer through his Analysis estimates the entire loads that is coming on the foundation at various points. Where the foundation required is raft, he determines the depth that will be both SAFE and COST EFFECTIVE. But in a conflict between safety and Cost, the safety takes precedence or else the architect is called in to redesign the building to make it smaller/lighter.
Last year, I did an entire structural designs for an estate at Elegushi in lekki. And the Owner insisted I reduce the raft to 750mm depth. But based on my designs, 750 depth will fail. So I didn't. By the time they the foundations were done to my standard, as soon as the ground floor slabs were completed, heavy rain fell and the ground floor of many estates around the site were submerged, all the ground floor of all his own estate were not flooded.
That was when he knew I did a good job for him.
Apart from flooding, the ability of the foundation to carry the dead and imposed loads for at least 100 years is what is critical.
FamilyRe: Lusting After My Husband's Cousin by alchemist(m): 9:57am On Jun 26, 2015
I think it time you start playing you dont want sex also. Be sexy in the house, show him how wanting you are but anytime he ask for sex, tell him you are not interested. I believe he has a mindset that since you are married to him, you dont any other place to go.

He is putting you on ransom, play hard to get like it was before you got married and i pray things work out fine.

As for his cousin, please stop saying your family issues to him, stay away from him and i pray your home goes back to normal.

Selah

biaka1994:
Please I just need your advice or advices which ever of them. I met my husband in 2013 things were going on well and sweet. We normally make love almost every minute of the day so much dat I got used to it. When we got married and I got pregnant my husband became so cold towards sex I thought maybe he was scared of my pregnancy. Some times i'll have to beg him to make love to me. After much begging he'll reluctantly do it. I gave birth and I thought things would change but it's all the same. I keep begging and begging embarassed I have just decided to be myself and take my mind of it. The only person I talk to is his cousin and have become so close to him that am beginning to lust after him he is married tho but he lives close to us. Just this evening I nearly kissed him and I felt so embarrassed. Please guys help me it's Getting out of hand. What do I do? sad sad Please no bashing we all are humans and we do silly things atimes.




Cc: Lalasticlala
CultureRe: Igbo Girls . by alchemist(m): 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2015
chichi81:
Igbo girls rule.
1)They make a good wife
2)they cook the best.
3)they are sexy and naturally pretty.
4)they have class.
5)they don,t settle for less.
6)smart.
7)strong and hardworking
coolcarring.
9) they are very supportive
10)well behave. cheesy
I agree with you 100percent
CultureRe: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by alchemist(m): 9:14pm On Jun 25, 2015
Gr8tasign:
Are u an orphan or that i didnt understand u? (pls no insult intended)
Yes i am an orphan on NL cause in real sense, i still get mama. If u cant read d sarcasm, den continue reading the comment below
CultureRe: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by alchemist(m): 8:50pm On Jun 25, 2015
How b say na igbo ppl full NL. Dem don win miss NL, dem go soon win mr NL. Later, we go hia say dem don take over from seun.
Abeg, how i fit change my state to Anambra. I belong to nobody but i am for Anambra. IGBO KWENU
CultureRe: RESULTS: Annual Nairaland State Census by alchemist(m): 8:24pm On Jun 25, 2015
seun don sell nl to igbo people finish. no wonder say na igbo land hin do hin NYSC
PetsRe: Meet Freedom My Pregnant Boerboel by alchemist(m): 10:39pm On Jun 24, 2015
Only if most of you have a pet or witness childbirth be it animal or human. That is when you will understand what he is feeling apart from the advertisement sha.

Are they for sale and how much? Wish i can get a mastif
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FMCG Industry Quality Control/supervisory Entry-level Pay Package by alchemist(m): 5:06pm On Jun 19, 2015
God bless me. I made it








FTC
PoliticsRe: What Saraki Told Obasanjo - Premium Times by alchemist(m): 1:40pm On Jun 19, 2015
BRB
HealthRe: Help!!!! My Mouth Is Peeling by alchemist(m): 10:22am On Jun 17, 2015
Picture or no show










BYE
AutosRe: Tokunbo Mercedez Benz For Sale At The Rate Of 1.6million Call 08068717745 by alchemist(m): 4:58pm On May 25, 2015
This a jaguar nah.










MY SPACE. I WAN SLEEP
PoliticsRe: Picture Of The Day! by alchemist(m): 3:42pm On May 25, 2015
Chai, c as d AC dirty. ANYWAYS FTC






BOOKED SPACE
BusinessRe: Firstbank Releases Statement Of Early Closure by alchemist(m): 2:36pm On May 25, 2015
chiibekee:
Make first bank no try am. I dey expect better cash. Me no need story ooo
Abeg, when d cash show, make u holla me ooh
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by alchemist(m): 12:31pm On May 22, 2015
I vote Tohpahz
Cc: Nljega
RomanceRe: Help Me I Think I Need Total Deliverance. by alchemist(m): 1:26pm On May 21, 2015
fredraf:
It all started since my secondary school days, influenced by bad friends we cultivated the habit of visiting sex workers popularly called (ASEWO) in my area. I found lot of pleasure in doing this dirty act to the extent I started bringing them home after my higher institution.

Right now i have met the woman I love and I wish to spend the rest of my life with, but I find it hard to stop visiting this sex workers despite she satisfies me.

I don't just know what to do keep my self from the ugly scene am planning to settle down.

I don't want a broken home.
And i am looking for someone to introduce me to ashewo in my hood. Too shy to patronise dem but my sexual limbo is high right now
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by alchemist(m): 5:17pm On May 20, 2015
I vote for


Adeh39


Mzlaurel


Sandrahnaub


Twaci


Cc_NLJega
BusinessRe: How Can I Invest A N100,000 And Make Profit Without Working by alchemist(m): 1:59pm On May 20, 2015
Sell recharge card for road side or start groundnut selling business
PoliticsRe: Crowd Welcomes Buhari To Daura by alchemist(m): 11:04pm On May 19, 2015
sarahatuba:
Now that's a ''PRESIDENT''.......you can't help but love this man smiley


#sai baba grin
And i cant help but love you
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by alchemist(m): 3:04pm On May 19, 2015
…I Vote for:

Tohpahz

Mzlaurel

Sandrahnaub

Aipete2

Milaby

Twaci

ADEH39

Mariamferanmi

#copied

Cc: NLjega
RomanceRe: Everyone She Dates Becomes Poor! by alchemist(m): 8:47pm On May 17, 2015
oromankirisi:
Last week I was travelling from Abj to Lagos and had to spend nearly 16hrs on the road cos we had to stop for long hours at some points to buy fuel. The girl sitting close to me was nice and accommodating and so we became friends. We talked about a whole lot of stuff and then she told me something really weird. We had stopped at a filling station in Ibadan and spent quiet a long time there, one of the male passengers offered to buy us food, we politely turned him down and continued gisting. She told me the guy had tried to start a conversation with her at our first stop in Lokoja but she declined, I laughed and said it was only natural..she looked at me and said she had an issue, I asked what, and that's when she told me that she noticed that any guy she dates runs into a terrible financial misfortune,like from millions to zero within a short time and that it had happened to 5 previous men. She said she confirmed this after a pastor had prayed for her, She had gone back to someone she dated 4yrs ago who had lost everything and started afresh. She said he was doing fairly ok again and even had two shops on the mainland, 7months into the new relationship the guy lives with his younger brother in a self contained apartment and still can't say how he got to zero yet again. She said she was in Abuja for deliverance and will suspend dating till she's free from the spirit. I was shaken, I mean these things happen and people are held in bondage unknowingly, so please here's to all men out there; Pray like it's the only thing left to do, you really never can tell..
Truth be said, things like this are real and it's all about prayer. There are times you date someone and everything crashes, while you date another, then everything booms with speed.
I just pray we don't meet our downfall either by relationship or any other means.
EducationRe: UNILORIN--FUNAAB: Nairaland Interschool Debate: WINNER: FUNAAB by alchemist(m): 5:07pm On May 16, 2015
Una dey do ojoro self. Its time the employer and unemployee debate too nah. Abi na banker vs teacher or virgin vs deflowered
EducationRe: LASU Vs IBADAN POLY : Nairaland Interschool Debate: WINNER: IBADAN POLY by alchemist(m): 5:06pm On May 16, 2015
Una dey do ojoro self. Its time the employer and unemployee debate too nah. Abi na banker vs teacher or virgin vs deflowered
FoodRe: What Is The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten When Hungry by alchemist(m): 10:28pm On May 12, 2015
mmsen:
Toothpaste?
Gross.
you not go to class with toothpaste in ya pocket just to lick when you hungry? B like say na only me don over do the worse food for hia self. Wia all my Nulli Secudus people
FoodRe: What Is The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten When Hungry by alchemist(m): 10:26pm On May 12, 2015
qbd2:
Seriously, bread nd toothpastehuh Abeg wetin b d name of dat ur skul
Baptist Boy's high school, abeokuta. Forget that thing, the thing dey reign die for school. Just that your mouth will b oozing of paste menthol in class for a while.

We gave it a nickname PASTY BURGER
FoodRe: What Is The Worst Food You've Ever Eaten When Hungry by alchemist(m): 10:07pm On May 12, 2015
Boarding house things

1. Mix pap and beans together just to make it plenty
2. apply toothpaste to the small bread since the egg dey serve us is not enough.
3. Cook concoction rice with red oil and salt only.


We gas survive nah
RomanceRe: The 10 Mistakes Nigerian Men Must Not Do When In Relationship With Their Woman by alchemist(m): 8:43pm On May 08, 2015
chowlade:
1. huh They wants their Woman to give them a BJ, Dick sucking, Ass licking e.t.c. Listen up guys all the Mamas of Africa of the ancient including your Mothers and grand Mothers did not suck Dicks. Cause we are not in America, but we are in Nigeria. so this annoying traits you watched on films from the Western countries(are from Sodom & Gomoras) are not in a typical african Woman spiritual being beside God is not in support of it.

2.They think relationship is all about sex. My friend if you are one, expect ur heart to be broken multiple times before you change the notion

3.Smoking/Drinking When you know youself as a periodic smokers/drinker, you should date/court a woman of your type. some hides it and impregnate a woman before they come out of their shell as a pot head husband, leaving the innocent woman in her nightmare.

4.They kick there woman out of her matrimonial homes whenever there is dispute in their relationships knowing fully she has no place to go.

5.They takes unclad pictures of their woman and leaks it on social media. in America is a felony.

6.Cheating on their woman while trying to prevent their woman from doing the same.

7. Intentionally Hurting the woman and they will start to watch her reactions

8. Tellling all sort of lies to get a woman. Don't they know that what's hidden today will be disclosed tomorrow?

9. Most Nigerian man don't cook or assist their woman in the kitchen hmm.u leave d house duties to your woman and you think you are the man(serious concern) why huh

10. Lastly, Disobedience. They don't take corrections from a woman.
Pls add yours
cry
You dey find attention bah, well you got it
NYSCRe: NYSC: 8 Reasons Why You Should Serve In A Rural Community by alchemist(m): 7:32pm On May 08, 2015
Point 9 - you will have plenty rural girls to play with as dey love city boiz. Plenty punany
RomanceRe: BREAKING NEWS: Must See For All Lovers Of Sex Both Singles And Married. by alchemist(m): 2:55pm On May 08, 2015
HAHAHAHAHA, it must be really funny for you to permit us to laugh

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