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Beyonce created the word bootilicious and it was added to the dictionary. I dont see anything wrong with Nigeria creating our own words rather lets push them forward to be included in the dictionary atleast, if not all the words.

You hia

DidiLove1:
Thanks but not showing.

Its showing. Am actually watching in the office.

when it opens, dont click anything untill all the advert goes off

There is nothing bad in quoting 50K, if the HR is up to standard and you are qualified for the job. Am sure they will pay you the normal salary.

Happened to a friend of mine once. Just pray you are actually selected first.

fhaty1986:
I was invited to an interview which was held yesterday in their headquarter office. I thank God all went well not untill I was asked how much I think the company can pay me? But my response was 50k but am afraid if I have bleeped up for saying that or is it appropriate or not. I want my dear nairalanders in the house to please advice me on the implication of this pay level to ur success in getting ur desired job

I know say u no finish school with the GUN you have shooted in me

luluosas:
Though hand joined in hand, the wicked shall not go unpunished. Repent of this wicked advice you are given.

Thank me later.

Just scan the certificate, look for a good computer operator to help you photoshop the age and reprint on a concord paper.

It works like LION

Just give me 10% of salary every month

adedotman5:
I'm just an interview away from landing a banking job,the last interview is a formality cos the one I've passed is the main interview but I got an issue with my age, I stated on my cv that I'm two years younger than I am. Up till now, I have been using the online print out result for waec in everything I do, but after the last interview, the interviewer said they can't accept it so he told me to go and obtain the original. After much trouble, I obtained the result from my secondary school for 10k and the proprietor said he doesn't give out only waec, since I sat for neco in the school, I must collect both and neco cost 10k also.
Having gotten both, I decided it's better to present the neco result instead of the waec since it's got no age inscribed on it, also I'll be presenting my birth certificate so I just decided the neco is the better option so that my age doesn't contradict. But surprisingly, I was told they need the waec alone and not neco, remember if I present the waec, the age on it is different from the one on the birth certificate and they already have my birth certificate now. Please nairalanders I need your advise on this. Should I present the waec certificate and hope they don't discover, I'm really confused now

Ewooooo, wetin she do nah

45' - Goal by ifeanyi Matthew.

How much yur story put for my pocket now. Maybe d guy below has beta thing to yarn sha

Waiting for the railway to function properly before buying the whole market.
Maybe the person below has a better offer.

hungryboy:
i know of a boy born in a manger to a virgin named Mary and a carpenter Joseph,
I know that the boy grew up to be a great guy, helping the poor, curing the sick, raising the dead etc,
I know that he also drove the money grubbers out of the temple,
I know that if he wanted to put a price tag on his miracles, he will be richer than 10 Bill Gates,
I know of a man who didn't preach tithes and Gate fees at church gatherings,
And his name was and is still is
Jesus Christ

I never see brutality wey get fatality like this before. Guy, u badht

I believe you are a qs like me and you know how to apply cost well. Depending on yur job either as a consultant or contractor. You can survive. Do d mathematic and if d job is a contractor qs, please grab it and thank me later

Where are my Portharcourt people. Lets go a digging if that is real GOLD that is

dainformant:
The corpse of the Awolowo matriarch -Mama HID Awolowo landed earlier today in Oyo state for a commendation service at the Methodist Church Diocese of Ibadan, Agbeni.. The body which was laid in a Gold casket received by the governor of Oyo -Abiola Ajimobi, his wife Mrs Florence Ajimobi and other Oyo residents...

http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/11/photos-see-gold-casket-mama-hid-awolowo.html

This is a big lie joor.

Lagos-Ibadan is not this bad , its even over good self. Op recheck again

Fynestboi:
Pictures... .




Punch....


http://punchng.com/2015/10/2199

Guy, u b rick ross

Atmmachine:
God forgives but i don't.

I make war so i may live in peace.
My asshole Aunties , friends and uncles are reaping the fruits of their labor.
They did say I'm useless when i was in Nigeria because i had no job.
I traveled to America in 2008, studied medicine, now i make millions in just a year

They treated me like shit when i was nobody & I'm kind of rich now and they want me to forgive and forget.

I ripped my heart and buried it in the grave, now i don't have any sympathy for anyone.

debbie:
None yet,if i come across anyone i will definitely post it.cheers

I sent my CV anyways. Cheers

debbie:
Urgent openings for candidates with Oil & Gas Construction experience. Lead Civil,Lead Mechanical,QAQC Civil & Piping,Piping Engineer,Civil Carpenters,etc. Do not delay,send CV's to gdc@energitalent.com

Dont ask me about the location please

Any opportunity for Quantity Surveyors?

Its time i start showing my big dicken so i can earn money also

Gov Fayose was at the State Secretariat, Ado Ekiti this morning.

Late comers at the State Secretariat caught by the Governor today at 8am begging the Governor.

When uncle Fayose decides to sanction late civil workers.

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you no lie joor

OOH boy, See EGG PLANT

PastorKun:
In response to the claim of a "monster" fish thread claim on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2448843/monster-fish-killed-two-nairaland/3#up i decided to post the pictures of the fish my friend caught in a lake inside IITA ibadan which is by far bigger than the 'fingerling' being called a monster fish in the other thread.

lalasticlala dis fish is bigger oh

You forgot to add that there are plenty of amala and gbegiri to eat

jcflex:
If not for the slash in salary, it will have been better for you to move to ibadan,

again if the reduction is still not much, i will still advise you to move to ibadan.

reason
1. Far less congestion on the road
2. you dnt have to wake up by 4 or 5 to start going to work
3. return back home on time
4. Tfare compare to Lag is drastically Low
5. Food item at Ibadan cheaper compare to Lag
6. House rent very cheap compare to lag, xcept you wnt to stay in Hibrow area of ib, like Oluyole estate, Challenge, Bodija estate, Akobo, Ring road, yet they are still avoidable compare to Lag.
7. You get Value for your money
8. Social life is on the increase in Ib now, so you virtually miss ntin xcept for beach alone. two Shoprite store, ventura Cinema, and many more.


My brother, you will spend far less in ib compare to lag.



for your education, you have nothing to loose,
UI PG form is out, you can go for it, if it not close yet, but am nt sure if it still on sale or not,
Again OAU Ife is jst 40Min drive from Ibadan,

and personally, i even prefer those sch to UNILAG,

OAU PG form is not out yet, kindly watch out for it,

with 70k Wages, for an average person, you will live like a KING in ibadan

To the patriotic soldier, I salute you.

tbaba1234:
I found this post to be heroic by the soldier. He deserves all the encouragement, he can get.

Source: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=860935700652067&set=a.112839118795066.21475.100002069361915&type=1&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22O%22%7D&pnref=story

Ladies and Gentlemen, Are we not blessed in africa?

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