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PoliticsRe: Somewhere In Lagos. Gov. Fashola Pls Come To Our Rescue (pics) by alchemist(m): 9:40am On Feb 25, 2015
yetunde01:
This is a place in Lagos, Jimoh-Akowonjo, 30mins rain and everywhere is flooded. Where is the Government?
I know this hood, it not the government but the rate at which all the drainage's in the area a packed with dirt's ET all. Even shops have been constructed on drainage's.

If government starts to demolish all the illegal structures, am sure we will be the first to open our mouths that the government is bad when the effect is this flood.

What i don't understand is 30mins of rain makes the area flooded but come back one hour later, the water would have disappear.
FashionRe: Ijeoma Rita Onyemaech, Lady With The Most Beautiful Face In Nigeria [PHOTOS] by alchemist(m): 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2015
Wetin fine for this picture now when makeup don cover all the couture for her face finish. MSHEOOOW
SportsFootballer Doing The Back Breaker by alchemist(op): 12:00pm On Feb 24, 2015
Do you think you have seen the baddest tackle in football history, then tell me about this backbreaker from a football player.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBOwNa62hA
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Arrest Terrorists Disguised As Women In Baga by alchemist(m): 8:52pm On Feb 23, 2015
Okimski:
The Defence headquarters , Monday, disclosed that following the air and ground assault to flush out Boko Haram terrorists from Baga, its cordon and search operation has revealed some terrorists disguising as women.

A statement signed by Major General Chris Olukolade said, “The searches are also yielding more discoveries of arms especially bombs hidden in various locations, especially Baga town.

“Apart from those captured in the course of fighting, many arrests of terrorists hiding in the town are being made and troops are still busy interrogating the suspects.

“Meanwhile, in furtherance of the mission to clear terrorists from all their enclaves by the military, the Nigerian Air Force has stepped up its air bombardment of identified targets in Gwoza, Bama and Sambisa forest, preparatory to other phases of the mission.

“The air strikes have been highly successful as they achieved the aims, hitting vital targets with required precision.

“Terrorists are now in disarray as they scamper to escape from the impact of air bombardment of their locations in the forest.

Having successfully liberated Baga where the terrorists have been marauding, the troops’ attention has now been focused on consolidation of the security of the area to pave way for return of citizens.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/baga-terrorist-who-disguised-as-woman-caught/
Dis picture looks like photoshop nah abi na me no c well
RomanceRe: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by alchemist(m): 1:42pm On Feb 23, 2015
I blame some girls sha. I once dated a girl who told me she miss her ex bf who use to beat her. I just open my mouth shocked shocked shocked like what d Bleep
RomanceLadies That Cheat Are Never Broke by alchemist(op): 6:11pm On Feb 22, 2015
This is for the ladies and I hope you ladies can be open about this for we guys to learn.

Is it true that ladies who don't cheat on their boyfriend are always broke?

No insult abeg as today na Sunday
FamilyRe: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by alchemist(m): 12:39pm On Feb 20, 2015
dein77:
Good evening, my able people. I initially wanted to post this thread on RELIGION section, but on a second thought, I considered it will make more sense to post it here. The issues to be discussed cut across FAMILY and RELIGION, hence my confusion over which section it should be posted.

My wife's been having recurrent nightmares. Seriously, she hardly have a smooth night. Its all screams and screams, and incessant dreams of death hovering around us. We have prayed and fasted, but the dreams keep coming. Whenever I'm on night shift, I'm also worried about her safety back home. Its either she dreams of our kids having serious attacks or herself being under attacks. Its really challenging.

A few weeks ago, we visited a pastor, and after some discussions he suggested we should relocate to another apartment/place. I pretended like I didnt hear him. When we got home, my wife brought the issue up again and I told her we werent going anywhere. I told her we should continue praying and believe God to see us through. We've been in our current apartment for a little over 5 years. Now she says shes no longer comfortable with the house and that we must relocate. Honestly, she hardly enjoys the place. Whether or not it got anything to do with what our pastor told us, I couldnt tell.

Today, she brought it up again. She had gone to see her business colleague, and according to her they zoomed off into religious stuff, and the issue of our house and the bad dreams came up. Of course, her pastor friend also suggested we relocate. A little argument came up and i had to leave the house. I'm typing from the office; night duty things.

My stand is this: being a Christian over a decade, plus knowing the fact relocating to a new place may not necessarily stop the attacks, I still believe we should ask some of our pastors to come over to our house and join us in prayer. I believe a Christian shouldnt run from demonic attacks, but should instead fight back and withstand these foes. Its my belief shaa!

I just renewed our rent for the year a few days ago. But my wife is still insisting we relocate. Her health and happiness, needless to say, is very important to the both of us, and I dont want to appear insensitive and selfish. What should I do? What if she is right? Should I stand my ground? What if I'm wrong? Too many thoughts crossing my mind. That will be the third place we will be relocating to within our axis.

Whats the best way to handle this situation? Please, I will appreciate all meaningful suggestions and advice....

Thanks, in advance.
The truth is knowing what your wife dreams about, pray fervently about this dreams and have faith in God. As much as God do give me Hunch and gives me vision about things, they have never come in nightmares so my conclusion is try and talk to your wife. She might have done something she is not opening up to you about, let her retrace her steps and i am sure from there both of you will have a solution IJN.
BusinessRe: Recharge Card Printing Business; How Viable Is It? by alchemist(m): 3:06pm On Feb 19, 2015
pronto543:
I want to go into recharge card printing biz but lack idea of how profitable it is? Pls,I need cogent advice from experts in the house.I need info on start up cost,materials & other cost I'm presently oblivious of...
From the capital you have, there is not much gain in the business. From a friend's talk once upon a time, he and some colleagues of his came together and combine their capital to procure the machine which generates the code and print the voucher themselves and sell to end user to increase their profit.
Maybe you can try that also if you have trustworthy friends who want to venture into the business.

I am who i call myself. Alchemist
RomanceRe: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by alchemist(m): 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2015
Following the facts that she is pregnant for you, i believe you have to marry her but then you never can tell if the baby is yours self. Maybe all she wants to do is tie you down with pregnancy eish.

Wish you all the best and i pray you don't go broke again else, you will see the realest side again
HealthRe: Pls Help!!! My Joystick Is On Fire by alchemist(m): 11:24am On Feb 12, 2015
Gossipboyy:
i have ths itchy bumps on my joystick and scrotum, dont knw what it is, the bump keep increasing in number.. Pls wat cud this be and wats d Soln,,i don scratch scrath tire
I guess they come out after shaving. If you have a solution, abeg holla me join
EducationRe: Redeemers University Students Fetching Water by alchemist(op): 5:13pm On Feb 10, 2015
amokeme:
My friends sister left the sch after the father visited her... Heheehh he was like his daughter can not stay there. He had to apologise to her sef. Lol.. Its really not fair
Please help me tell the mongers who dont know the situation this student are facing. After all, they just installed ceiling fan for the students after christmas
EducationRe: Redeemers University Students Fetching Water by alchemist(op): 5:10pm On Feb 10, 2015
tosintestimony:
We Nigerians are so quick to jump into conclusions without getting facts right. Based on the pictures you posted I can already tell you didn't get your sources correct. Please tell me one Redeemer University student that was actually called or asked to confirm this situation. Thanks to "last genius who explained better". Also let me add that First, I have personally seen students of RUN in RUN, there is no where a female student will be allowed to walk around in trousers, shorts or wrapper. Secondly, for crying out loud, it is not only RUN that is in camp, there are also residents that permanently live there, and equally whenever a program is going the number of people increase. Thus we see those who stay there temporary or for business purposes of buying and selling to the campers, since they don't have a house, they tend to use the public bathroom. and when the population exceeds the water available (not to include some that misuse the water), the water in the reservoir for one section of the bathroom gets exhausted and people are forced to go to the next bathroom or the nearest tap with their own buckets to get water.
My point is, whoever it is that posted this force information should ensure facts are gotten corrected, don't just assume from what you see in picture. You cannot judge a book by its cover. I can also sense whoever created this thread has a personal dislike either for redeem or RUN. Go settle your matter else where, why look for fans that will support you. How can people even confirm the pix is genuine one, why not state the hostel, road or building that is in the picture, add sensibility to the use of technology especially when you have to involve public opinions. God have mercy on you. (Note: I am not a RUN student)
Abeg, you should be the one to get your information right. Those pics were actually taken on 07/02/2015 right infront of the female hostel. Before the wind blew self, water was never running in their hostel. Right now, they are painting there rooms while the student are in class and they expect them to lodge in this same room immediately the students get back to their hostel without them thinking of the health implication of this.

My post is base on fact and not just blabs
EducationRe: Redeemers University Students Fetching Water by alchemist(op): 5:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
thelastgenius:
Guy....
Learn to get your facts right before making conclusions........
Did you talk to any of the students??
I'm really tempted to insult you....but No I wouldn't.


There was what I call an "Almost Rain Storm" on friday evening which led to electrical faults on the general power supply "I guess an electric pole fell".....

Now the school generates water itself with the use of electricity.....This absence of electricity led to water shortage.

Now to clear your silly doubts....the power generators were used to pump water that same saturday evening you took those pictures.

Normal electricity was restored Sunday Noon.......

And who the hec told you there aren't tables??.......
I had my last class using a table mister!!

But tell me, Is that how you were taught to source information in the public school you attended??.....

Too bad.
Can you boast to us that water actually runs in your hostel as you are so fast in your report. A friend of mine is a student in your school and since the beginning of the new session, water hasn't been running in the dormitories. If am lying, kindly take a picture of you fetching water in your hostel and take a picture of your class for us to see.
You guys don't even have bunks in your hostels yet and here you are crying hullabalu
EducationRedeemers University Students Fetching Water by alchemist(op): 12:05pm On Feb 10, 2015
If parents can pay above =N=350,000.00 as tuition fee for their wards to attend a good school, Private university at that. I must say it's a pitiful site seeing this Ajebo dem putting bucket on their heads to fetch water just because the school cant provide normal and basic amenities for the students.
Check out pictures of Redeemers University students fetching water in the school, the school cafeteria and moreso they will be starting their exams in two weeks time and they don't even have tables to write on. They are being told to write their exams on their laps.

There is no need to relocate students to the permanent site when all necessary facilities are not ready for the student.

PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by alchemist(m): 4:53pm On Oct 17, 2013
Please, i want to change the housing of my nokia x7. Is it available and how much will it cost to have it changed.

Thanks and i hope to get a feedback from you soonest.
CelebritiesRe: Anoda Film(advert) Show By Saka Again. (MTN) by alchemist(op): 11:28pm On Sep 19, 2013
Saka is back with a new dance drama.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AWhJJXk0Y0 Can't help but laugh all the way with his movements
CelebritiesAnoda Film(advert) Show By Saka Again. (MTN) by alchemist(op): 11:04pm On Sep 19, 2013
Saka is back with a new dance drama. www./tcufkz Can't help but laugh all the way with his movements
PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by alchemist(m): 8:31am On Oct 19, 2012
Please, i have a nokia x-7. Presently, the screen is all black and it started lil just from a corner. Please, is there a nokia care store in abuja that i can take it to for repair and can u give me an approximate price for repair so i can come in prepared.

Thanks

Please, i need your response
PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by alchemist(m):
Please, i have a nokia x-7. Presently, the screen is all black and it started lil just from a corner. Please, is there a nokia care store in abuja that i can take it to for repair and can u give me an approximate price for repair so i can come in prepared.

Thanks

Please, i need your response
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch C Diaries : Narrate Yo Experience by alchemist(m): 10:14pm On Apr 12, 2012
If you think your experience is worst, click on this links to know what my experience was like


Diary of a OTONDO in NYSC camp, Abuja (Day 1) http://brev.is/Pwj2

Diary of a OTONDO in NYSC camp, Abuja (Day 2) http://brev.is/yMk2

Gallery of NYSC Corpers in Kubwa, Abuja http://brev.is/JJm2

You can follow me on twitter @oladipokj for more update or subscribe to my blog at
www.educatenigeria.org.ng/blog
NYSCRe: Diary Of A Yankee Babe Doing NYSC by alchemist(m): 10:01pm On Apr 12, 2012
If you think your experience is worst, click on this links to know what my experience was like


Diary of a OTONDO in NYSC camp, Abuja (Day 1) http://brev.is/Pwj2

Diary of a OTONDO in NYSC camp, Abuja (Day 2) http://brev.is/yMk2

Gallery of NYSC Corpers in Kubwa, Abuja http://brev.is/JJm2

You can follow me on twitter @oladipokj for more update or subscribe to my blog at
www.educatenigeria.org.ng/blog
EducationRe: Any Baptist Boys` High School,saje,abeokuta Old Student In The Forum by alchemist(m): 10:17pm On Nov 29, 2007
Na school hostel i dey and am in them agbasule click.my name is KUMOLU-JOHNSON we were all in room 1,previously room 6 for agbole.Anyhow sha,i dont remember any of the names u called,i only remember nick names,OK since that is what am use too.
EducationRe: Any Baptist Boys` High School,saje,abeokuta Old Student In The Forum by alchemist(m): 7:49pm On Nov 26, 2007
OLUSEGUN,wetin be you nickname maybe i fit remember you,you suppose sabi dem,AYALA, if i get time i go post some pics of me when i dey skool online if it allowed that is.One love to ya all. NA DEM BIKO UCHEDU set me i be, but i dey roll with AYALA,SODIQ,JIDE,DAVID,BOLAWA etc.

EducationRe: Any Baptist Boys` High School,saje,abeokuta Old Student In The Forum by alchemist(m): 6:43am On Nov 20, 2007
I was still thinking of primary school them, OBOY OH BOY.Hope we are all doing good now sha. SECOND TO NON.
EducationRe: Any Baptist Boys` High School,saje,abeokuta Old Student In The Forum by alchemist(m): 11:28pm On Nov 19, 2007
NULLI SECUNDUS,Second to none that what we are.Am an ex student year 2000-2001 set.Olusegun, what set are you and I hope you raise up our flag higher just as our aluminee are during making the school proud.
GamingRe: Premiership Manager Online by alchemist(m): 11:52pm On Oct 09, 2007
Atm debit card works find with the payment server they have on and you can try again.i just registered today and it cool and fast.
CelebritiesRe: Denrele Of Soundcity by alchemist(m): 1:01am On Sep 10, 2007
DERELE na Bleep up presenter,trying to be funny but he is dry like sand,he should find something else to do rather than waste his talent on TV and i no even know wetindem see for am wey dem take give am award
Nairaland GeneralRe: Here's My 419 Experience, Whats Yours? by alchemist(m): 10:31pm On Sep 09, 2007
if you talking about that,what do you want to say about me, a pick pocket stole my phone the next street i was living, i was walking with my friend when i saw my girlfriend in front of me and i was beaming with smile.all of a sudden the guy just came by my side and was greeting me like he knew me and i was even playing with him not know the devil was planning strategy on removin my phone.it was like juju working and immediately he did his partner came by on a bike and he jump on it and zoom off he went.it was even my girl that made me remember when she asked for the fone, i no fit cry i jut dey laugh.Devil don work wetin man go do. cry
SportsRe: Fifa Under 17 Competition In South Korea by alchemist(m): 10:11pm On Sep 09, 2007
WELL NAIJA PEOPLE GO BE NAIJA PEOPLE,NOT HERE WHEN IT WAS GOING ON AND ALL HERE AFTER THE WIN, WHO NO LIKE BETTER THING, SO LET BE JOYFUL AND THANK GOD FOR THE WIN oh jare grin
BusinessRe: What Can You Do With Solar Power? by alchemist(m): 9:21pm On Jul 19, 2007
I HAVE AN INVERTER BUT NO SOLAR PANEL AND IT WORKS GOOD BECAUSE I USE ELECTRICITY TO CHARGE MY BATTERY.AM USING AN AUTOMOBILE 150 VOLT BATTERY BUT IT DOESNT LAST LONG.I WAS TOLD TO GET A DEEP FREEZE BATTERY.DOES ANY ONE KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST AND ALSO HOW MUCH DOES A SOLAR PANEL COST SO I CAN CHARGE UP MY BATTERIES WITH IT.

huh
BusinessRe: What Can You Do With Solar Power? by alchemist(m): 4:17pm On Jun 06, 2007
I have an inverter and i charge my battery with PHCN source but it aint wokring so good since PHCN self na Bleep UP, abeg how much does the solar charge goes for, I have a 150amps battery and also a 5000volts peak power inverter, Holla at oladipokj@yahoo.com.
RomanceRe: Dating A Demanding Girl by alchemist(m): 4:14pm On Jun 06, 2007
NA all gurlz dey taskz guy anyhow, my gurl even dey task me wella because my paddy wey i meet am throiugh dey spoend for dem anyhow so she think say me self be bad spender, and me be correcty wise dude, you gas use your hea man, use yur head get what you want play around, and if she likes u still she will stay and if it for the money she will leave, NA THE KOKO BE THAT

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