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Travel / Re: Ex-President Jonathan, Wife Visit Kenya Games Reserves by alejopataki(m): 8:54am On Aug 17, 2015
I hear Lions love the taste of thieves.
Celebrities / Re: Benson Okonkwo's Outfit To The City People Awards by alejopataki(m): 8:51am On Aug 17, 2015
Money miss road.
Celebrities / Re: Bovi Replies Fan Who Accused Him Of Stealing From Alibaba {PHOTO} by alejopataki(m): 8:48am On Aug 17, 2015
I've never really laughed at any of Bovi's joke ever. I don't find his brand of humor funny at all. Maybe his face(the guy face don they change sef)but definitely not all that stuff he tries to crack as joke. Sheybe ihn don make money naa,make ihn start to import spare part from Taiwan naa.
Religion / Re: Why Do Pastors Shout When Preaching? by alejopataki(m): 9:43pm On Aug 16, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I've never heard of him o. jx watch when he becums popular, the shouting will begin.
Atimes it could be a mistake trying to divulge common info to an ignoramus. Ihn no dey watch Tv. Abi cable never reach ihn village? Na only Telemundo den sabi. Didinrin!
Religion / Re: Why Do Pastors Shout When Preaching? by alejopataki(m): 9:38pm On Aug 16, 2015
Bacteriocin:
Emphasising because of some people wey dere ears don block.
But not all pastors sha.
you don see Sam adeyemi dey preach b4?
That's real good to know. Some people in Nairaland still with their senses.
Celebrities / Re: I Get Lots Of Advances From Men Says Ayo Adesanya At 45 by alejopataki(m): 9:25pm On Aug 16, 2015
ImoBoi:
[size=13pt]Yoruba pple are full of shhiit[/size]
na bush Ibo fools like you den say make we dey throw inside Lagoon. Bush boy.

Celebrities / Re: I Get Lots Of Advances From Men Says Ayo Adesanya At 45 by alejopataki(m): 9:24pm On Aug 16, 2015
ImoBoi:
[size=13pt]Yoruba pple are full of shhiit[/size]
na bush Ibo fools like you den say make we dey throw inside Lagoon. Bush boy.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Army Conducts Successful Raid On Boko Haram Camps In Borno..photos by alejopataki(m): 9:27pm On Jul 30, 2015
gabazin080:
The Nigerian army should be careful because I don't think baba one chance wey be their oga sent them to go this far
No be your fault naa,you're probably sipping on burukutu and pushing your phone button. Careful the allegations you make. I can get you if I want(arrested)you know.
Religion / Re: Bill Gates Sponsoring Boko Haram? by alejopataki(m): 12:58am On Jul 30, 2015
You are far more intelligent than all dat rubbish...I put it to you sir,that you have way too much time for yourself,to be pondering over an illiterate's unproven insinuations is not the best way to spend it. Use your time wisely. Cautiously. No offense meant.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Rocks Pink Shirt, Poses Beside His Bentley (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:42am On Jul 30, 2015
6fit:

ko kan aye now!!!
shorae o! Omo aiye leleyio. Oo le beef 'Eje nla' fileh!
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Rocks Pink Shirt, Poses Beside His Bentley (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:39am On Jul 30, 2015
Fileh! Eja nla!
Politics / Re: President Paul Biya's Gift To Buhari In Cameroon (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:26am On Jul 30, 2015
shadowgwalker:
E no go pass cow food... @list its better than his visit to the U.S where the almighty man who prides himself as world Leader (Obama) didn't appreciate his (PMB) visit.
senseless.oga,go on tv dey watch.
Politics / Re: President Paul Biya's Gift To Buhari In Cameroon (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:23am On Jul 30, 2015
Rexology:
Nigeria is just a big JOKE. Nigerians getting excited that their president is being celebrated in Cameroon? Chai!... Chai!!...
Indeed we have severe issues(like any great country).Nigerians are still one the most celebrated people in the world(yes o!)any part of the world,there's a Nigerian doing it better. I pray this government succeeds better than the previous,I think u should too.
Politics / Re: President Paul Biya's Gift To Buhari In Cameroon (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:13am On Jul 30, 2015
all4naija:
The dullard doesn't have the strength to hold the gift. Lousy and illiterate dictator!
you are tribally biased,politically myopic and you need to accept Lord Jesus as your lord and savior(never too late for you)
Politics / Re: President Paul Biya's Gift To Buhari In Cameroon (Photos) by alejopataki(m): 12:09am On Jul 30, 2015
grin :DMy Presido. winkMy Presido.
Sports / Re: Delta Queens Football Club's Bus Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen by alejopataki(m): 11:42pm On Jul 29, 2015
AwesomelyMade:
Fulani herdsmen behave like mentally deranged cows.
AwesomelyMade:
Fulani herdsmen behave like mentally deranged cows.
AwesomelyMade:
Fulani herdsmen behave like mentally deranged cows.
nawa for u o!
U don't call human being like u 'mentally deranged cow'. U are a victim of tribal bias,you need to change your mindset.

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Sports / Re: Delta Queens Football Club's Bus Attacked By Fulani Herdsmen by alejopataki(m): 11:33pm On Jul 29, 2015
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1.there is no proof that these Delta bus was attacked by Fulani herdsmen.
2.that part of town has been an haven for armed bandits and the bus is a easy pick from a considerable distance.thank God they were able to escape.
3.the Driver deserves a reward.
4.the sooner some popcorn brain on this thread realise that the Fulani majority(even the herdsmen)are respectable NIGERIANS,the sooner you start living like this is 2015 not 1967.

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Crime / Re: 70-year-old Woman Puts Pepper In 12-year-old's Penis by alejopataki(m): 11:21pm On Jul 29, 2015
tottinova:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
na so!
Crime / Re: 70-year-old Woman Puts Pepper In 12-year-old's Penis by alejopataki(m): 11:19pm On Jul 29, 2015
Enslavement in a metropolis like lagos.Even gross child abuse and cruelty.If I am to preside over this case,the reincarnate of those women will come as Buddist Monks(that is after I sentence them far away from existence) Enslavement in a metropolis like lagos.Even gross child abuse and cruelty.If I am to preside over this case,the reincarnate of those women will come as Buddist Monks(that is after I sentence them far away from existence)
Investment / Re: Lucrative Business You Can Start With Less Than 10,000 by alejopataki(m): 9:31am On Jul 04, 2015
driven_outsourcing@outlook.com
Politics / Re: Graphic: See Photos From The First Bank Bomb Blast In Bauchi by alejopataki(m): 2:58pm On Nov 08, 2014
Pictures like this are not suppose to be shown to public.It's like pouring salt on an injury or like saying terrorism has won a point.Terrorist terrorize people,that is what this picture has done to me.Let us bury our dead and cooperate as a citizenry on how best to curb this menace. cry cry cry

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Family / Re: Are You Sexually Compatible With Your Spouse? by alejopataki(m): 5:44pm On Nov 05, 2014
Best thing after my kids is a beautiful and well shaped(hour glass)wife.I can't wait to settle that misunderstanding when she's in her night wear.I get it like...when I'm well behaved. cool

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Phones / Re: Etisalat Surprise by alejopataki(m): 5:58pm On Nov 02, 2014
I thank God for choosing etisalat.Seriously I dumped my other networks for good.I got 200mb for free this morning. grin grin grin[color=#006600][/color]
Family / Re: Facebook And Apple To Freeze Eggs For Their Female Employees by alejopataki(m): 1:48am On Oct 23, 2014
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ANTI CHRIST is making a guest appearance.Don't freeze your eggs,it is sinful and unbiblical. cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu: We Women Are Enemies To Ourselves by alejopataki(m): 1:45am On Oct 23, 2014
After all said and done,she's a woman too.A Nigerian woman. grin grin grin
Phones / Re: Nokia To Change Name To 'Microsoft Lumia' by alejopataki(m): 1:41am On Oct 23, 2014
I have never for 1 single day regret my windows 8 phone.All this Ice cream,Kit-Kat,Kit-Dog,Meat-Pie,Kuli-Kuli and Ginger Bread Android will soon become extinct.I can see Microsoft coming through.They always do. wink wink wink
Celebrities / Re: Davido Chilling With T.i In London(pics) by alejopataki(m): 4:23am On Oct 20, 2014
As we have it nowadays,this 'pant sagging' over rated ignoramuses don't even know what they have,while we should be exporting our unique 'Naija' culture,this boy is playing 2nd fiddle(see the puppy look on his face) cry cry cry
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Denrele Stripes Down For No Bra Day by alejopataki(m): 4:29pm On Oct 17, 2014
In my point of view Denrele needs serious psychological evaluation before we all wake up to find another young destiny wasted away.....my guess-drugs or maybe he's indirectly advocating for gay rights in Naija.Either way he needs help.Poor thing.
Phones / Re: Issues With My Bbm On My Lumia 630 by alejopataki(m): 3:48pm On Oct 17, 2014
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I really hope there's an in-house expert to help address this issue with BBM beta on Lumia phones.I use a 520 Lumia and I have the same issue(exactly the same).

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