₦airaland Forum

The fact that u claim u are married and happy i presume,

Why then do u have such thoughts, infact why talk alot about sex??

It's weird for "a happily married one" as u claimed tho

OrangeDream:
Honestly and in all fairness to those of us waiting for the commencement of the second batch of the Npower program; I would say that, they have not been fair to us. This is a program that was thrown opened for registration in June 2016 and it took Npower 6month (December 2016) to kick-start the first phase of the program. Furthermore, March is just around the corner and this would mean another four month in-wait for the highly anticipated flagging off of the second phase.

Personally, I don’t wait on government or anyone to survive as I can design websites and I have my laptop to carry out what I know how to do best. However, the current economic reality and a drastic drop in the patronage of my service have forced me to look forward to this program as a suppliment to meet up.

Government must realize that it’s really tough out there and the worst thing that can happen to any graduate during this recession is to be jobless or have no means of income. They really need to step in with this program as quickly as possible so our youths can earn something legitimately to survive. Other young Nigerians can also have the opportunity to register again.

I could vividly remember when the Employment and Information Ministers in a townhall meeting in December 2016 both stated that, the second phase of the Npower program would commence in January or February. Government really needs to match words with action on this as I believe I’m really speaking the minds of hundreds of thousand young graduates out there that are becoming seemingly frustrated and impatience with our government. This is the only visible welfare package we can relate with from the federal government at the moment. Please, don’t frustrate us on this.

PLEASE, GOVERNMENT SHOULD DO THE NEEDFUL ON THIS QUICKLY. IT’S NO LONGER FUNNY!!!.

cc: lalasticlacla
mynd44

Most People i know that are awaiting the 2nd batch ish have moved on sef,

It's a real eyesore tho.
Oh well, that's why one don't put one's eggs in a basket

airforce1pikin:
At least compliment the good things wey you see, don't be a hater.

Hater?? , lol,
Wetn concern u wif me,

Seems u dont know what constructive criticism means.

SMH,

U berra work on ur legs too, no go turn Johnny Bravo.


Like father like son
Lol

I bet they kissed too.

Mk dem flex biko, life na per head

Nawa o


All these topics about length(male) and depth(female)
Una no dey tire ni,


Just thought of something, imagine nature made it possible to impregnate a female through 'kissing' also.
Lol, weird

.....and hermaphrodites are from Uranus??

Lol

He forgot to 'tone' his lips

But wait,
Zit the same guy??

Adorable,
Amazing
Intelligent
Beautiful
Smart.

Hahahaha,


I like this,


Lecturers and stressing students tho,

Infact y censoring his face,
This op sef

U no teach them better things, na how to smoke fish & mushrooms.



Where that honorable sef,

Gas wey dem dey flare nko,

Mtchww,
priorities oo

Obj be like, "the good old days".

Lol
That time, people never too get mind to thief anyhow, but now, every freaking minister, gov'nor, politicians infact, seem to have a blóody jet!!

Genea:
#survivaltips

Hehehe,

I don't mind hearing "them survival tips" from u tho

The fact that god has a freaking sister though,
Jeez,

I'll do anything for pie right now.


Need to summon crawley, where the heck is Castiel,

Imma man of letters,

It's hunting season,





I freaking love supernatural!! !!

My Winchester boys, Sam and Dean

Genea:
When you have a borehole then every dick would be small
Likewise wen u have a small dick every p**sy wud be a borehole..
The question is how wide is her kitten

Lol

That guy seems dishonest ma'am, too many lies about him sha,

If twas the age part that was the only lie he told, that is understandable, and forgivable.

Too many inconsistencies biko, u gotta have a long chat with him, face to face, so that u can understand somethings o. Cuz it's just creepy.

Just be careful ma'am
Look well before leaping, remember marriage is not a semester, it's "till death do us part"

All the best!

Lol,

"ask reasonable questions"?,
Na question and answer u dey find abi ??,


Im pretty sure, we've got some 'good chatters' here, keep trying

Abi o

Lesson for everyone o

Transformers oo,
Optimus prime, come and see oo, no b only u fit transform from trailer to robot, choi.


Singing 'i can transform ya' *in Chris Brown's voice *

Choi

No light,

hisMrs:
lol, Big brother does not have a fulani accent na, and big brother has been big brother even b4 buhari went to London

U'd be surprised what sound technology can do to someone's voice

Lol

So, we should use acid to stop our hair growing in order to be bald cuz it'll make us "great at sex" according to study case??




Mtchww,

Sex sha, e don cause gobe for people since Adam and Eve

Pounded yam on their mind

Laveda:
Love is constantly eating pizza

..and getting fat ba,
U eh, lol.







Anyways, true love is waiting in line just to see deadpool

Or better still....

So not cool,

Dem for give am benefit of the doubt

Hope he gets found oo.
Nawa.












On another note, ....

Leviathan kinda




Choi, imagine na naija dem see am, n e dey alive, trust naija boiz na, u don dey see pix of firewood, or stove, with pot,
pepper soup on point, or roasted parolz





But that creature tho

Osogbo weed at work





But u know wah.. ...

Oi vey!!

Not again

Lol,

Omo, no reason am, even fellow guy go spy if u dey count 'plenty ' cash o.


Sometime when u hear that 'ggrrrriiiiiiiiii' sound for bank, when them dey count the money especially 1k note, oboi, person go just dey salivate

Hmm,

Heard that last year, & im hearing it again,
Let's keep hoping o, we no get choice than to hope.


PS: hope is a dangerous thing to lose.