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The following class can be attended to in this room;
1. ATS 1
2. ATS 2
3. ATS 3
4. Apllication
5. Final
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Amen.
That man just need the help of God to stop his madness.

July 30, 2013 – Uche Jombo Talks About
Husband “If He Cheats, I’ll Turn Him Into
My Slave For Life”
In this recent interview about her upcoming
movie, Nollywood actress and movie producer
Uche Jombo who married a Mexican-American
man, Mr Kenney Rodriguez last year is
speaking publicly about him since their low-key
wedding.
When queried on what she’ll do if she catch her
husband cheating, Uche Jombo said she will
turn him into a slave for life.
Interview excerpt below
Interviewer: So you believe your husband
will or should not cheat on you?
Uche Jombo: I don’t have control over what
someone will do, I’m not God. I’m talking about
me, how I conduct things. It’s not an option that
it will happen, I will not tolerate cheating.
Interviewer: Are you saying you will not forgive
the man who cheats on you and is manly enough
to say I’m sorry?
Uche Jombo: oh God! You are going to slave for
me for life. And do you know any man that will
want to slave for a woman for life, answer?
Chai! these are very strong words…. Mr Kenney
beware o.
I wonder what Uche Jombo will use to turn him
into slave **wink**

When is the exam going to commerce.
I mean the Post-Utme.

July 30, 2013 – Funke Akindele’s Ex-Husband
Kehinde Oloyede Blasts Her Supporter “I’m
Not A Tout Or Garage Boy”
The former husband of Nigerian actress Funke
Akindele whom she dumped secretly few weeks
ago has taken the case to Encomium magazine.
In a recent interview on Encomium, Mr
Kehinde Oloyede popularly called Almaroof
debunked online reports claiming he is an
illiterate.
Mr Almaroof who claims he works as an Estate
developer said he decided to let Funke go in
order not to interfere with her career.
Kenny said his friends has advised him to ignore
insults from Funke Akindele’s fans calling him an
illiterate and all sort of demeaning names.
Check out what Funke Akindele’s ex-husband
told Encomium;
“She’s still married to me. They wrote that I am
a tout, from what you are seeing here now, do I
look like a tout or garage boy? They also said I’m
a drop out, from the way you and I have been
speaking, do I speak like someone who did not
go to school? I have decided to follow the advice
of those who said I should not join issues with
her and her supporters. I am not a celebrity. I
am an estate developer. She is the star that has
her career to protect and I don’t want to be the
one to spoil her career“.
Few weeks ago, Almaroof exposed the crack in
their marriage when he took to his Facebook
page to say he’s done with Funke.
Since then, he hasn’t let go of his ex-movie star
wife.
In another interview he granted during the time
of the crash, he said he’s still legally married to
Funke.
Almaroof should just let the sleeping dogs lie.
Funke has made up her mind not to continue to
with him, then let her be.
This is the time for the actress to be more
prayerful.
May God deliver her.

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July 30, 2013 – My Take On Child Bride,
Underage Marriage In Nigeria “I Laugh In
Tears With Nigerian Senators”
This is my take on the supposed child’s
marriage bill that recently generated loads of
debate both on the media and internet.
I took a whole lot of my time to have a critical
perusal at the activities of the senate on that
faithful day, candidly speaking, I am so
disappointed at the way the media fomented
their emptiness married with the fact that our
distinguished senators lacks in the dispensation
of the constitutional duties as the present
situation drags it to our notice that average of
our elected senator don’t really bother about the
merit or demerit of the bill they oppose or
against in as much as it does not affect their
monthly sittings allowance and other packages.
Firstly, I take a frown look at the despicable
information the media fed us with under the
disguise of FREEDOM OF INFORMATION. It
should be noted herein that in the first world
countries where the freedom of information are
widely enjoyed, misinformation is also a criminal
offence that attracts heavy punishment on the
disseminator.
Secondly, for the lay minded, the controversial
section 29 of the 1999 constitution is focused on
renunciation of citizenship.
And the subsection (1) of the constitution states;
Any citizen of Nigeria of full age who wishes to
renounce his Nigerian citizenship shall make a
declaration in the prescribed manner for
renunciation.
The subsection (2) of the celebrated section
states;
The president shall cause the declaration made
under subsection (1) of this section to be
registered and upon such registration shall
cease to be a citizen of Nigeria.
Continuing, subsection (3) professes as follows;
The president may withhold the registration of
any declaration made under subsection (1) of
this section if a) The declaration is made during
any war in which Nigeria is physically involved;
or b) In his opinion, it is otherwise contrary to
public policy.
Lastly, the over glorified subsection (4) now
states;
For the purposes of subsection (1) of this section
a) “full age” means the age of eighteen years and
above;
b) Any woman who is married shall be deemed to
be of full age.
From all indication, I take a solid stand on the
side of this section and its subsections has
nothing to do with marriage nor age at which a
female child(ren) can enter into a marriage.
Nonetheless I share the view that it thus
encourages child’s marriage.
With due respect to the norm that gave birth to
the 1999 constitution, the dead law was totally
silence on the ground at which a person can
renounce his citizenship, in the like manner, it is
right to say that our 1999 constitution breaks
the gene for renunciation.
At this juncture, I applaud though for the first
time the uniform men imposed constitution.
Since the commencement of the fourth republic,
Nigeria state cannot frankly state that she has
provided a constitution that truly justify the
fallacy of “we the people” the preamble of the
CFRN 1999 committed. Therefore, in my humble
view I see the various attempts to amend the
1999 constitution by the national assembly as an
attempt to place a new wine in an old bottle or
patching an old sick cloth with new one.
In the course of bringing alive the truly “we the
people” constitution, the upper chamber
thought it worthwhile to take a holistic approach
of the military given constitution, forthwith the
section 29 (4)(b) sprung from a controversial
pervert though distinguish senator.
At this juncture, I sat back, laugh and wept at
the interpretation the long silently stayed
subsection enjoyed by the people and media
which is impari-materia with the intention of the
distinguished pervert.
The subsection 4(b) is plain and unequivocal;
therefore I object to it neither interpreted under
the golden nor the mischief rule of
interpretation. I forthwith subscribe to its literal
meaning which is;
A woman who as not attain the “full age” (18
years) required by the constitution which is a
conditional precedent for her to renounce her
citizenship, but has gotten married can enjoy
the status of “full age” for the sake of this
section. Nothing more, nothing less.
It should be committed to memory, that the
section as painted by the media does not in any
way provides for the age at which a female child
is due for marriage nor makes it a duty for
parents to give out there child into marriage at a
stipulated age.
It should be noted at this juncture, that
presently the Nigerian legal system provided for
two ways at which anyone can celebrate his or
her marriage. It may either be in line with the
customary law, or the statute. The statute
specifically provides that parties that intends to
enter into a marriage contract must have attain
the age of major which is impari-materia with
the constitutional provision of full age. On the
other hand, the celebration of marriage under
the customary laws practiced in Nigeria gives no
specific age for a male child or a female child to
enter into a marriage. Frankly speaking, Ago-
Iwoye where I stayed as undergraduate you will
see a girl of 14-15 years old being proud to be
mother of 2 or 3. Therefore, we leaving the
material and fighting the immaterial is a mere
chasing of shadow, because our archaic and
ancient customary practice that should not be
mate with the 21st century are what we should
compel to pass through the fire of repugnancy
test.
In the simplest term, it is the minor who found
her way through the customary way of
celebration of marriage that can benefit under
the over glorified subsection 4(b). At this stage
you will agree with me that before subsection
4(b) can be set on motion, the minor must have
gained the status of woman under the customary
law. Now you will see that subsection 4(b) is a
mere effect of the cause of customary law.
Leaving the customary laws that gives out our
infants in marriage day-in day-out and fighting
the subsection 4(b) is what I call
misrepresentation of pet cat for a lion cat. Now if
we compel these customary laws to go through
the repugnancy test and they fail, then the door
opened for minor to go into marriage be it at will
or by force will be close and the subsection 4(b)
which is the effect will die a natural death.
However, the subsection 4(b) that is our object
of debate though silence, but has enjoyed a very
long stay in our constitution has neither the
upper chamber nor the lower chamber could
notice it doing their various amendments before
their attention was called to it by our
distinguished SENATOR YERIMA.
It should be recalled from memory that the
distinguished senator is a sexually perverted
man whose sexual life is focused on infants and
immediately lay them off at the attainment of the
age of major, got engaged with a teen in Egypt
sometimes in 2011 after gotten divorced to
another teen immediately preceding her age of
major, has since 1999 creates loads of
controversial occurrence that various human
right organization as challenged in their
capacities.
The senator having called the attention of other
senators to the subsection 4(b) the chamber has
to go by the way of voting as provided for by the
constitution. The constitution provides that the
2/3 majority of the total house shall have the
power to alter the constitution, now the total
member of that house is 109, the 2/3 is 76, the
total number of senators that voted in support
that the subsection should be expunge is 60,
and the senators that voted NO that the
subsection should continue its silent stay under
the constitution are numbered 36. In the light of
the above, 16 votes is needed to the existing
vote to get the section into recycle bin.
In light of the above, what the senators
exercised is plainly their constitutional duty,
and the required vote is not gotten, so the
section should continue its stay until the
condition for its delete is finally met.
It seriously amused me as the media tainted the
activity of the chamber when they disseminated
that the chamber passed a law in support of
child marriage, please I havea question, is the
section a new section under the constitution?
What is the relationshipof that section with
marriage and when a female child can enter into
a marriage?
At this point, I challenge the media to go out
and sort for more good news worthy stories as
their misinformation is alarming lately.
Back to our senators, I laugh with tears when
the constituency members of
SENATORAKINFULIRE AYO (A.K.A ALLOVER)
of labour party summoned him, to come give the
detail why he chose to oppose the removal of
that section, instead of him seat them down and
explain in detail what actually transacted in the
chamber, he went into tear like a baby and gave
flimsy excuses that does not hold water.
”I am sorry, I voted in error, I never meant to
support female child marriage, I wanted to press
YES when I mistakenly press NO”
Imagine that from a senator of federal republic
of Nigeria. It marks the type of senators we
elected, senators that don’t know when to press
YES and NO, dumb head senators that less care
about the bill they pass in as much as it does not
affect their monthly sitting alliances and other
juicy packages. Anyway, a message for them,
our vote is much stronger than bullet, come
2015 we make a better change.
Summarily, my freelance thought is simulacrum
to the fact that the publicity the media gave the
activity of the upper chamber that day is
somewhat more than required and the
despicable and worrisome act of some members
of the senate is such a one that call for
undiligent look from the international
community.
[Article written by ABIMBOLA ADENIYI
OLUWAFEMI]

July 31st, 2013 - Funke Akindele Confesses:
“I Was Emotionally & Verbally Abused By
My Ex-Husband, Kehinde Oloyede”
Funke Akindele Abused Emotionally &
Verbally By Her Ex-Husband, Kehinde
Oloyede – Read Her Confession
After weeks of silence over her broken marriage,
Nollywood star actress Funke Akindele has
finally opened up at length on why she called
her marital relationship of one year quit.
As we are all aware that the actress married a
polygamist, Mr Kehinde Oloyede popularly
called Almaroof in May 2012.
In this recent with E-24 Magazine, the actress
said she went through hell and back in the hand
of her lover man.
Funke Akindele said she suffered emotional
and verbal abuse in the hand of the Mushin big
boy who is already married to two other women
with six children.
Jenifa has never opened up this way before.
It’s a shock that she is granting this interview
after her hubby took her case to Encomium
Magazine to tell the whole world he is the one
who sponsored the wealthy actress.
Check out Jenifa’s confession below;
“ That place is not for me, I have been through
hell and back. I was abused emotionally and
verbally. Really, I felt we could work things out
when the trouble started two months after the
marriage. But I made up my mind and shut the
door of the marriage at him when the trouble
was coming to me too much.
“I stooped to conquer him; buried my fame and
name to make him my husband, but it did not
work. At a point in time, I asked if it’s not the
same man that was all over me before we
married. He nearly got me off my career. He
called me severally; I did not pick his calls but
when he realized my silence was tormenting
him, he took to Facebook. It’s alright,” Funke
opened up.
Continuing Jenifa said, “Ask him when did he
come to my house last? He left me here in my
rented apartment with nothing and he will just
dash in and dash out. He gets abusive, caustic
anytime we have a misunderstanding and often
told me to my face, he’s going to his wife in
Oshodi. He sent me SMS that he has seen a
buyer for his house at Adeniyi Jones for
N40million. He asked me if he should sell it and
that if he does, he will buy me a new car and a
rent me a new apartment.
“Why now? I don’t need all that, I want my
sanity. I respect him to the end but he chose to
treat me that way. He said he wanted to clip my
wings. After Funke ignored him, he sent her
another text abusing her and calling her names.
So you can see that he does not mean well for
me,” – The actress ended.
Funke Akindele’s fans were surprised that her
husband was the first person to reveal the crack
in their marriage on Facebook few weeks ago
when he said marrying her was the greatest
mistake of his life.
The actress said her ex-hubby did that after she
refused to pick his calls.
What else do you expect from a polygamist who
has 6 children and several concubines?
Thank God Funke is doing well now.
May God see her through this trying period.

2face
Wizkid
Iyanya

The accused was said to have broken into the house of the victim
in company with another accomplice, who is currently at large.
Both men had initially sought for the abode of an unidentified
woman from Essient in front of her house at Railway Line, Otto in
Ebute-Meta.
Immediately Essient went into her room, Michael and his partner
were said to have broken into her house.
While his accomplice held her mouth, the accused allegedly tore
her bra and panties and had carnal knowledge of her.
Essient’s scream, however, attracted her neighbours who broke
the door and apprehended Michael while he was pulling up his
trousers.
His accomplice allegedly grabbed N10, 000 under the victim’s
pillow before fleeing.
The police claimed that the accused, who was arraigned on six
counts of felony, assault, rape, stealing, also gave them false
information about his name and address.
The charge sheet read in part, “That you, (Daniel) Adedeji Michael,
m, and one other person at large on the 14th day of July, 2013 at
about 1600hrs at Railway Line, Otto, Ebute-Meta in the Lagos
Magisterial District did conspire to commit felony, to wit rape and
stealing and thereby committed an offence contrary to section
409 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State Nigeria, 2011.”
The defendant pleaded not guilty to the charges and elected to be
tried for the offences at the magistrate’s court.
His defence counsel pleaded that he be granted bail in liberal
terms.
The prosecutor, ASP Etim Nkankuk, told the court that the
complainant was in court and she was asked to stand up for
recognition.
The magistrate, Mrs. Aje Afunwa, admitted the defendant to bail in
the sum of N100,000 with two sureties each in like sum.
The matter was adjourned till October 2.

Yes. The devil is at work. Christian be careful. The end time is near.

How can a mother be this heartless?
An incident that left many people shocked
happened in Xuzhou, in the eastern China
Jiangsu province yesterday.
Eight months old Xiao Bao was stabbed 90 times
in the face with scissors by his mother for biting
her while she was breastfeeding him.
After the attack, the mother disappeared leaving
the infant in a pool of his blood in the yard of
their home.
Xiao was found by his uncle who rushed him to
the hospital.
The mother, who has since been arrested, is not
known to be suffering any kind of mental illness.

July 14, 2013 – Antichrist Church Where
Animals Are Killed For Sacrifice & Visitors
Served With Alcohol Discovered In Ogun
State, Nigeria
God Is Angry With Nigeria
Welcome to a weird church where animals are
freely slaughtered for sacrifice. As you step into
this place of worship, you are confronted with
the sight of a spot on the right that will make
you conclude that you may have strayed into a
slaughterhouse.
Even though insinuations of a slaughterhouse
stick out starkly and grisly, this is by no means
an abattoir. There is neither buying and selling
of meat in this worship centre called As God
Said, It Must Done, The Temple of The Most
High God.
An evangelist at the church explained that the
spot is called the ‘Earth Altar’ and that it’s
where different types of sacrifices are offered
unto God.
Located on a street named after it, Off Fakunle
Street, Oke-Aro in Ogun State, a suburb near
Lagos, the church is neither Pentecostal nor
orthodox. All the same, both the shepherd and
the sheep are strongly convinced that they are
serving the living God the right way.
This reporter gathered that the blood splattered
all over the ‘Earth Altar’ is that of animals.
Similarly, in sharp dissonance, the mode of
worship verges on the oddity, just as members
cling on to what many people will consider
unusual beliefs and teachings of the church.
As your curiosity wanders untrammeled at the
multihued sight of the church and the
strangeness of its name, you meet Prophet
Blessed Dike, the general overseer and self-
styled seer.
He tells you with celestial audacity that God
revealed the name of the church to him while in
a trance. “While I was praying God gave me the
name of this church from the Book of Isaiah 46
verse 11”, he said.
A probing by this reporter further revealed that
besides the ‘Earth Altar’, the church also has a
place called the ‘Holy of Holies.’ A worker in the
church, Mr. Isaiah Anyaehie explains that the
‘Holy of Holies’ was put up as a replica of the ark
of God built by Moses in the Old Testament.
Like the pool of Bethesda in the Bible, members
believe that anytime you are sick and you climb
into the ‘Holy of Holies’, you would instantly
receive your healing.
Here, members show forth when they also want
to receive forgiveness of sins and other requests
from God. “We have access to the ‘Holy of Holies’
anytime there is a special programme in the
church. When you ascend into the ‘Holy of
Holies’, you would be healed of whatever ailment
you have and whatever you ask God for, He
would do it for you,” another member said.
While you are still wondering why the entire
premises is painted in red and white, the self-
styled seer tells you that white symbolizes peace
while red is totemic as it blots out sins.
“God used the blood to wipe out the sins of
Adam and Eve. We offer sacrifices because that
is what God commands. Abraham, Isaac, Jacob
and other great men in the Bible offered
sacrifices,” he said.
A female member of the church revealed to this
reporter that members of this church are
expected to wear red or white attires every first
and last Sunday of the month. On the floor of the
auditorium, there are straight red lines drawn
across the floor. She explained that the red lines
are Angels’ pathways. “God revealed to Daddy to
make those pathways because angels usually
visit the church,” she said.
There are two types of sacrifices that are offered
in As God Said It Must Be Done, the Temple of
The Most High God, this reporter gathers. There
is the sacrifice of atonement, which is offered
when seeking forgiveness of sins from God.
In carrying out the sacrifice, the prophet
slaughters whatever animal the member
provides at the ‘Earth Altar’ and ‘forgiveness’ is
obtained from God after the prophet has prayed
and blessed the person.
There is also the sacrifice of thanksgiving offered
when a member wants to thank God for a favour
granted him by God. The type of animal used for
this type of sacrifice may vary based on
individual needs. “You can bring a cow, a ram, a
goat, a chicken or even a dove,” another female
member of the church said.
Creepy and funny caveats are never in short
supply at As God Said It Must Be Done, the
Temple of The Most High God. For instance, a
woman who is in her monthly cycle is not
allowed to enter into the temple; else, she may
be visited by God’s wrath.
Prophet Dike said “It’s a sin for a woman to come
into the church while she is observing her
menstrual flow. It is a very terrible thing. No
woman has the right to come into the presence
of God while she is menstruating.”
Despite his weird doctrines, Prophet Dike is very
hospitable albeit in a way that one may describe
as shocking. As soon as visitors to the church
among whom was this reporter stepped into the
auditorium, he instructs his workers to bring
them refreshments.
This consists of two cartons of canned Guinness,
popularly known as small stout. While you are
yet to overcome the shock of seeing a prophet of
God serve alcoholic drinks in the church, he
further instructs that some bottles of whisky be
brought to entertain his guests.
Seeing the surprise on the faces of his visitors,
he immediately explained the reasons for his
actions. “There is nothing like alcohol or strong
drink in the bible, so where did you get that
from? In Deuteronomy 14 verse 26, God says,
“You shall spend that money for whatever your
heart desires, for oxen or sheep, for wine or
similar drink, for whatever your heart desires,
you shall eat there before the Lord your God and
you shall rejoice, you and your household.”
God told us to spend our income on what we
want. If a man calls himself a man of God and he
doesn’t have money, the anointing would turn to
annoyance. It is better that you drink in the
House of God than to go to a public place and
misbehave” he said. Before the prophet was
through with attending to his visitors, he had
gulped two bottles of small stout.
“Are you not afraid of going to hell” this reporter
queries the prophet? Then he laughs hysterically
and said “It is unfortunate that you have been
taught the wrong doctrine from the time you
were little. Who told you that hell exists? Heaven
and hell do not exist. Can a spirit judge a spirit?
There is nothing like heaven or hell. They don’t
exist. All the punishment is here on earth.
If a man cannot feed himself and his family, he is
living in hell. If he cannot pay his house rent
and cannot afford to buy a car for himself, he is
living in hell. When your mates are enjoying life
and you cannot enjoy it, you are living in hell.
“If you are suffering, it means that God is
punishing you for something you have done, so
there is no hell anywhere. When a man dies, that
is the end. He does not go anywhere and God
does not judge him. In Mark 12, verses 18 to 27,
it is written there that “God is not the God of the
dead but of the living.
“So what death are we talking about? If you are
living well and you are enjoying your life, you
are living in heaven. People like Aliko Dangote,
Adenuga, Otedola, Obasanjo and other rich men
are living in heaven already.
In the Bible, it is written that it’s God’s wish
that we live in health and prosper even as our
soul prospers.”
Led by God to steal?
Reflecting on how he came into the ministry as
well as his early encounter with the “holy spirit”,
Prophet Dike hinted “From my tender age, I
used to steal a lot. Wherever any person kept
money, I would steal it, even if I was not there
when the money was being kept. You may have
money in your pocket and you would not know
when I would take it.
“I remember when my father used to hide his
money in the spring bed in his room. Though I
wasn’t around when he kept it, but the spirit of
God would lead me to where the money was and
I would just go straight to the room and to the
exact spot where he kept the money and steal it.
I did not know that it was the hand of God that
was at work in me.
“This thing continued and because of that, my
father sent me to Benin after my primary
education. I went there but I continued having
the same problems until I finally came to Lagos.
It was while I was in Lagos that Jesus appeared
to me and gave me the message from God.
“On April 14, 2001 by 7am, I was approaching
Omole Phase 1 Estate when Jesus appeared to
me in the form of a young man. I remember that
I had a cigarette in my mouth and I thought that
the odour of the smoke would offend him. He told
me “Son, my father is calling you”.
“I had this encounter three times. In one of such
encounters, Jesus came to my shop where I was
a panel beater and told me, ‘Son, my father has
need for you. The time for panel beating is up,
now is the time to panel beat your children.
Father said you are too stubborn, but if you
think you are stubborn, He’s more stubborn than
you.’
“After He said that, He disappeared and I didn’t
see him again. I still did not obey. I went from
one shop to the other but it was one misfortune
after the other. At a time, my shop got burnt and
that was when I decided to obey God’s
instruction. That is why till date, no one can
come out and say he shepherded me. I do not
have any human mentor; it’s God that is my
mentor. He speaks to me all the time and when I
need anything, I go to Him for advice. No man
can say he ordained me. It was God that
ordained me.”
Man of God or Anti-Christ?
“People can call me names. Some may say I am
an antichrist. Others may say I am Ogboni, but I
do not care. My calling was foretold in the Bible.
The book of Isaiah 42 verses 1-2, says “Keep
silent before me, oh Islands and let the people
renew their strength. Let them speak; let them
come near and let them speak; let us come near
together to judgment.
Who raised up the righteous man from the east,
called him to his foot, gave the nations before
him, and made him rule over kings? He gave
them as the dust to his sword and as driven
stubble to his blow.” The man from the East that
God was referring to is me,” Prophet Dike
boasted and added that “On October 28, 2012, I
met with God in the Garden of Eden.
In that revelation, Oyedepo was there, Adeboye
was there, Okonkwo was there, Pope John Paul
was there and so many other pastors. While we
were meeting, God was very angry and told me
to drive them away , because they were not
doing His will and they were encouraging people
to worship Jesus instead of God. Four months
after that, the Pope died. God raised me to test
people to know whether they are obeying the
law of God or the law of men. There is nothing
like the trinity. What we have is God, the Word
and the Spirit. And those are the three
witnesses.”
God is angry with Nigeria
“One of the reasons why God is angry with
Nigeria is because they have abandoned the day
that God said the New Year should be
celebrated. They are now celebrating January 1
as the New Year day.
It is totally wrong. New Year should be
celebrated on July 10 each year and not on
January 1. In the book of Leviticus 16 verse 29,
God says: “This shall be a statute forever for you.
In the seventh month on the tenth day of the
month, you shall afflict your souls and do no
work at all, whether a native of your own
country or a stranger who dwells among you.”,
he quipped.
On the New Testament
More curious to know why some of their
doctrines negate what is written in the Bible,
especially in the New Testament, Prophet Dike
said “the New Testament is the mind of man but
the Old Testament is the mind of God.
“In the Old Testament, God spoke directly to the
prophets and they wrote down what He said, but
in the New Testament, the disciples only wrote
their minds. For instance, there is nothing like
being born again because God can never be
born again. The New Testament is not the mind
of God. It is men speaking and not God. In the
book of Matthew for instance, what is written
there is the mind of Matthew and not the mind of
God. But in the Old Testament, God spoke
directly to his prophets. He spoke directly to
people like Moses, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Solomon
and so on.”
One of the cardinal points of Christianity is the
belief that Jesus Christ is the son of God, and
that he died for the sins of the world and rose
again. Prophet Dike is furious over these
assertions. “Jesus was just a servant and not
God. He has finished his duty on earth the same
way other prophets finished their calling,he said
adding “Any Christian that leaves God and starts
giving glory to Jesus should be ashamed. Jesus
can never be God.
He is not the savior and he did not die for
anyone. Anyone that tells you that Jesus is the
son of God is a fraud and is not of God. Do the
Muslims worship Mohammed? No. They worship
only God, but you see Christians worshiping
Jesus and even equating him with God.
“In the book of Deuteronomy, God says he is the
only one that should be worshiped and that we
should not bow down to any image. So why do
people worship Jesus when he is just a prophet?
He did not die for anybody’s sins. He died just
like any other human being. If he died for you,
why are many people still afraid to go to their
villages? If you say that Jesus is the only son of
God, then what was Adam? Was he not also a
son?
“When Adam who was made in the image of God
could not save you, then who is Jesus to save
you? I don’t want to hear the name of Jesus
because he is not God and has never been God.
God is very angry with Nigeria because they
have taken His glory and given it to a mortal
man. Why we have this high level insecurity is
because of God’s wrath.”
This reporter sought to know from some
members why they attend the church and if they
are not skeptical of the doctrines propagated by
the prophet. The leader of the men’s fellowship
in the church, Mr. Richard Onyekachukwu said
that he would continue attending the church
because God used the prophet to raise him from
the dead.
His wife, Esther confirmed his claim. According
to her, “My husband was admitted at LASUTH
(Lagos State University Teaching Hospital) for
what started as fever. The situation gradually
worsened and he eventually died.
Doctors had certified him dead and his brothers
had started making plans to take him to the
village for burial. But when I called the prophet,
without seeing my husband, he prayed for him
and he came back to life.”
[Report by Chinelo Obogo, Saturday Sun]
Without doubt, this man is an antichrist.
Lord[/
[colo[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]r=#990000]color] have mercy! End time is here for real.

A while back – about four months ago – Eniola
Badmus posted a photo of herself where she
proudly showed off her bikini bod on her
Instagram page.
Trust her haters, they kinda yabbed her via the
comment section but Eniola wasn’t moved!
In a recent interview with a national newspaper,
the yoruba actress took time to address the
issue.
See excerpts below:
You must have been very courageous to
have dared to wear a bikini recently.
I don’t like all these questions that bother on my
size. Abi am the biggest person in the world?
Were they expecting me to wear a night wear
like am wearing now to the pool?
Na wa for Nigerians sef. I wore what was
appropriate and still they are making funny
comments. I didn’t even wear a bikini and yet
they won’t stop talking.
You don’t favour your critics? The moment
they try to sound negative you take them
to the cleaners. Do you get furious easily?
No I don’t. It’s just that I don’t tolerate
intimidation from anyone. In other parts of the
world people commit suicide at times because of
intimidation. When you allow yourself to be
intimidated then depression comes in and when
depression comes you want to harm yourself.
So for that reason I don’t allow anybody to
intimidate me or intimidate anyone around me. I
just don’t like it. I hate negative vibes. If I have
a friend and she tries to sound negative I keep a
distance.
I want happy people around me.
But to answer your question, in recent times, I
have engaged my critics for making my business
theirs. I am not the biggest person in the world
now or am I? I don’t know why they keep
commenting on my size.
We all can’t be slim and I like me just the way I
am so they should please leave me the hell alone.
I am séxier than some slim people. I mean I’m
surprised that people can make it an issue.
But in all honesty, is a weight reduction
programme an option for you?
No, already I exercise to keep fit and I am fit the
way I am.
I have said it before and I will say it again, I am
healthier than a lot of slim people. But that is
not to say I don’t exercise. I do. In fact, I love
swimming.
Even, if your man says so?
No I can’t lose weight for any man. Any man who
doesn’t like me the way I am can as well keep a
distance. Why must I even lose weight for a
man? What if I lose weight and I find someone
else and he says I want you to add weight for me
then I will add weight again for the person. It
doesn’t make any sense. Everybody can’t like
you so if you don’t like me just stay away.
Any plans for a plus-size foundation?
No, but if I must do anything for the plus-size, it
has to be clothing the plus-size. I am a very
trendy and up to date babe. I have that urge to
cloth the plus-size because it’s what I’m good at.
If you are a plus-size and you have a problem
putting your wardrobe together you can contact
me and I will do a good job on that. I know what
fits and what’s trendy at the same time.

Skin Conditions: Teenage Acne
(continued)
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Don't over-wash or use harsh scrubs. Acne is
not caused by dirt. Two gentle washings a day
is enough. Too much cleaning can leave skin
irritated and dry, triggering glands to produce
more oil, increasing the likelihood of pimples.
Use oil-free or noncomedogenic products (those
that won't clog pores) on your face.
Don't squeeze or pick blemishes. Popping
pimples can drive acne bacteria deeper into
the skin. Picking can lead to more inflammation
and permanent scarring.
Don't let acne define who you are. Do what you
can to improve your skin, working with a
dermatologist, if necessary, and keep doing the
things you enjoy.

Skin Conditions: Teenage Acne
Almost all teens get acne. It happens when an
oily substance called sebum clogs pores.
Pimples usually pop up on the face, neck, back,
chest, and shoulders. Acne isn't a serious health
risk, though severe acne can cause permanent
scars. Acne can also damage self-esteem.
What Does Acne Look Like?
Acne can appear as one of the following:
Whiteheads: White dots that are pores
impacted with oil and skin covered by skin
layers.
Blackheads: Black bumps that are impacted
pores in which material pushes out through the
follicles. The black color is not from dirt. It may
be from bacteria, dead skin cells, and matter
that react with oxygen.
Papules, pustules or nodules: More serious
lesions appearing red and swollen due to
inflammation or infection of the tissue around
the clogged follicles, which are often painful and
feel hard.
Cysts: Deep, pus-filled pimples.
Why Do Some People Get Acne and Others
Don't?
It is not clear why some people are more prone
to acne than others.
The exact cause of acne is not known, but
hormones called androgens can play a role.
Androgens increase in both boys and girls
during puberty. Androgens make the skin's oil
glands get larger and make more sebum.
Androgens also can increase because of
hormonal changes related to pregnancy or
starting or stopping birth control pills.
Genetics may also matter. If your parents had
acne, you may have inherited that tendency.
Some medications (for example, epilepsy
medication, prednisone, androgens taken as
medicine, and lithium) can cause acne.
Cosmetics that have a greasy consistency may
also clog pores. Water-based products are less
likely to cause acne than oil-based makeup.
Other things that can make acne worse include:
Friction caused by leaning on or rubbing the
skin; harsh scrubbing
Picking or squeezing blemishes
Pressure from bike helmets, backpacks, or tight
collars
Changing hormone levels in adolescent girls
and adult women two to seven days before the
start of the menstrual period
Stress
How Is Acne Treated?
Dermatologists (doctors who specialize in skin
problems) often treat acne, particularly in
severe cases. Family or general practitioners,
pediatricians, or internists can treat milder
forms of acne.
Treatments may include:
Nonprescription ("over the counter" topical
treatments: "Topical" means that you put these
products on your skin. They're not pills. These
include salicylic acid, benzoyl peroxide, and
sulfur. These treatments are available in many
forms including gels, lotions, creams, soaps, and
pads. When these products are used regularly,
they are moderately effective in treating acne. It
may take 4-8 weeks for skin to improve.
Prescription topical treatments: These
include benzoyl peroxide, antibiotics, tretinoin,
tazarotene, adapalene, and azelaic acid.
Prescription oral drug treatments: For
people with moderate to severe acne, doctors
often prescribe oral antibiotics (pills) in addition
to topical medication. Oral antibiotics are
thought to help control acne by curbing the
growth of bacteria, thereby decreasing
inflammation. They are usually taken daily for
four to six months and then tapered and
discontinued as acne improves. The most potent
oral drug, isotretinoin, is usually taken once or
twice a day for 16 to 20 weeks. It is believed to
reduce the size of the oil glands so that much
less oil is produced and to help prevent clogged
pores. That curbs the growth of acne-causing
bacteria. Because of the risk of birth defects,
women of childbearing age must not be
pregnant and must not become pregnant while
taking isotretinoin.

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July 9th, 2013 - Ronke Oshodi Oke Ojo
Returns To Nigeria With American Baby
Popular Yoruba actress Ronke Ojo aka Oshodi
Oke has finally returned home.
The mother of two who travelled to the United
States for the delivery of her baby last year
returned to Nigeria this past weekend.
According to sources, Ronke was spotted in
Lagos with her baby on Sunday.
We learnt her US-based car dealer husband,
Sylvester Omogbolahan Anthony is also in
Nigeria.
Congrats to her.

The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.

One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!"

Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the assistant pastor. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The preacher was holding steady in the pulpit.

The men put their weapons away and said, gently, to the preacher, "All right, pastor, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the service."

I was a candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing Use Of English. I shaded the ones I knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when I noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me.

She was shading and was not looking up. Through the help of my long neck, I peeped and checked her work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her.

We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a low tone, "What is it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you are! You are a disgrace to your manhood!

Na so I shout "Heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! I am finished!, who has eraser!!!"

I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the guy's face".

Akpos then said to me "Ofego, you fear a lot, I will slap that head and nothing will happen".

I dared him to do it and he went to where the guy was sitting and gave him a HOT SLAP on his head. The guy was surprised, and wanted to react, then Akpos said "Bros Ofego, so you are here, and we have been looking for you at home!"

The guy responded "I'm not Bros Ofego, maybe we look alike", Akpos murmured "maybe."

After some minutes In the cinema, Akpos called me again and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." I answered "ok"

He went to the guy, gave him a hot slap and said "Bros Ofego stop lying, I say na u be dis..." The guy said to him angrily "I'm not Bros Ofego, please, let me be". The guy then left that seat and went to the front seat.

After some minutes Akpos called me and said "Ofego, I will slap that guy again and nothing will happen." This time i told him that "if anything happens, I will pretend I don't know him."

He stood up, went to the front seat, gave the guy a very hot slap and said "Bros Ofego, so na here you dey, I come dey slap another person for back!"

*Do you think Akpos will go scot-free again?*

A boy was in bed dehydrated, so he decided to ask his father in the sitting room to get him some water

SON: Dad, can you get me some water please.
DAD: No! Go to sleep.
SON: But am thirsty, please just a cup
DAD: Not another word from you or I will come in there and spank you!
SON: Dad!
DAD: [Frustrated] Yes!
SON: While you're coming to spank me could you bring the water.

A man comes back from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. He got into the blanket and they made a quick one.

When he is done, he goes to the kitchen only to find his wife looking for something in the fridge. He asks his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just made love.

Alarmed, his wife says "that was my mother in the bedroom, she was tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room."

Wife runs to her mother and ask why she didn't say something.

Mother replies and says "you know me and your husband don't speak to each other and I wasn't going to start today!"

July 11th, 2013 – Tonto Dikeh Insults Mercy
Johnson On Twitter, Calls Her A Fool
The rivalry fight between controversial
Nollywood actress Tonto Dikeh and new
mother, Mercy Johnson is getting messier
yearly.
Over 2 years ago, we learnt the two movie stars
confronted each other on a movie set.
Thank goodness for the quick intervention of the
folks on location who stopped them from causing
a scene.
Poko babe Tonto Dikeh who is popular for
talking without reservation on Twitter is on
Mercy Johnson‘s case again.
First it all started with this controversial tweet
about Nollywood brides
“Nollywood Bridez marry horribly **#SHEBA#”
The actress further continue her insulting
tweets…..check them out below;
“Wen n if I give birth, God plz provide mii wit a
husband dat can provide 4uz, Not 1 dat wld
send mii bck to acting 2 monthz after i born
2huzzle
“Every1 who comes to ma ti to Rant About ur
FOOL MJ is a bigger baztard dan SHE is coz I
never cald no B**ch’z Name**F**K u**.
For the record, Mercy Johnson is a very
responsible woman who is happily married.
Her wealthy husband, Prince Odianosen Okojie
just bought her a 7 million naira suv months
after lavishing her with a multi-million naira
mansion in Ajah area of Lagos.
Tonto Dikeh is single. She just survived a
painful heart-break episode from her boyfriend.
Tonto Dikeh never ceases to amaze people.
I think she should learn to be courteous when
addressing her colleagues especially on social
networks.