₦airaland Forum

brownlord: Police should stop arresting boys indiscriminately in the name of cultism, is there no freedom of association in the country? I just need little money and connection I will sue edo state govt, commissioner of police, director of SSS all the VC, Rector and provost of schools for the numbers of youth they've killed.

Sweetlemon: Yeah we all think America is a liberated, free country for all. But what we do not know is that to some extent, there are things that Americans still practice despite all the feminism and human rights movements, some even outdated.

1. Ain't Nothing Like Gender Equality: Yes there are a few superwomen here and there. Beyonce there, Oprah Winfrey there, female supreme court judges, etc. But there is a line drawn somewhere. Do you know that there are still many jobs that pay men more than women for doing exactly the same thing? Business policies are more male-tailored, also the percentage of female CEOs of top companies in Nigeria for instance is far more than that of the US. That's why they have so many laws protecting women to make up for this.
Also, it will be easier for a female president to come out from Nigeria than US (black or white) Let's bet this. Hilary Clinton fans take note of this.

2. They Actually Have a Deep Rooted Culture; Thanksgiving and 4th of July are traditions that will remain till thy kingdom comes and they follow it religiously. They also have certain kinds of music, food, and ways of partying that are strictly American. Apart from their atheists, they collectively say grace at the table during every family meal. They also have a tradition they observe in the weddings. Their weddings are more like trad and white rolled into one.

3. There Are Probably More Percentage Of Housewives In The US Than In Nigeria (minus rural settings); Go to high brow areas like Bel-air where there are wives of successful lawyers and and surgeons doing nothing all than taking care the kids and going shopping. Not just high brow but almost all classes of people. There are more and more housewives choosing to stay back and take care of the home. Some work from the house though.

4. There Are Lots Of Gold Diggers; This is for the "Nigerian girls and money" criers. American and Russian babes no dey carry last in the area of god digging. Marrying an American woman is like getting ready to loose more than half your wealth because in case of a divorce, the courts will give her most of your wealth which you will have to work hard to replenish. Sometimes it"s worse if she already has her own money, she will make sure she gets a good lawyer to squeeze you dry. But American billionaires have ways of making new money so they are coping. Lol. Do you know there are many, many young even middle aged attractive women with the sole aim of marrying wealthy men?

5. Straight Guys Hate Gay Guys; With a passion! Go to American sites and blogs and see anonymous comments from straight guys about gay men. You will coil! Words like "gay asss" or "gay" are used to ridicule them codedly. Gays can NEVER have equal rights in America. Politicians just use them to score points. They all know that homosexuals cannot actually live like and get all the benefits of straight people in all American states.

6. An American Guy Will Choose A Virgin Over A LovePeddler As Wife; Unless, of course love comes in, contrary to what people think that American men don't care about morality in their women, they will pick an inexperienced girl over a LovePeddler any time any day. Not like they are looking for virgins, but they need and crave decent women. If you don't believe me, watch BAGGAGE on Dstv 127 almost every evening. Also visit American blogs and forums. Yes the Average American guy can't resist some one night stands here and there but he can't marry her. Yes they can have baby mamas and even live with them, but they don't marry them.

7. There Are Actually More Percentage of Virgins In America Than In Most Countries In Africa; Some of them are the miss-goody-two-shoes, no makeup, no fancy dresses types while some are the party girl types. They chose to remain virgins not for religious reasons or because they are good girls but because they chose to preserve it for that special man, or to auction it off! Lol! Is it not oyibos that auction that virginity? Some as old as 26 years old!

8. American Guys Go To Meet Their Girlfriend's Families Long Before Nigerian Guys Are Ready For Such; They are also old-fashioned when it comes to serious relationships. Opening car doors, taking you out on several dates, and even meeting your folks before taking you to his house or asking you to come to his. Unlike our Nigerian niggas who get your number today and the next thing they are asking when you will come to see them!

9. Most American Grandmas Are Just As Prim And Proper As Ours; They take care of grandkids and give all the advice and lectures and are just as protective and desirous of grandkids as our own grandmothers.

If you doubt any of these, do some research.

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mojisawlarh:

diablos: ANd who is diz holyspirit? Where was he/she/it/they wen d church building collapsed n killed 44 pple n injured several others. or was it sleeping or bathing wen it happened? Make god punish dat holyspirit

sandra50: Weather is boko haram that caused it or bad belle people,I don't know but all I know is,this is not first building to have collapsed and all they need do is to find out what really went wrong so such thing will never happen again.
Not to speak against any body,what I know I will say..the building is the church guest house and is goes for 140,000 for 7days and its only those that lodged there that will be able to see any of the 5 wise men or if lucky,TB joshua and they have special seats for them infront of the church and they will also be allowed to be at the prayer line.if u are not well dressed,u can never enter the main church,u will be kept at the over flow congregation.the anointing water is sold and not given cos thats what u are told when u call the prayer line(they say its not sold that it is given for free)I know this much cos a friend who is outside the country sent me to help him get the water which I bought for 5k and millions of people bought it too while some people bought as many as 100 to take to their countries.if the water or the miracles done by the pastors are real I don't know cos I saw 2face's wife that day with 2face's dad,they went for healing but the man still died 2weeks later.u can never take pictures,u can never enter the church auditorium any day unless on sundays,that's if u are picked to enter inside cos according to them,u have to look good for the camera cos people are watching all over there country.the ushers are so rude,u see them hugging/kissing aged and handicapped ,that also is for the camera..their normal usher will almost beat an aged person once the camera is not there and u can never see camera any time the water is being sold.

U can call me names but what I saw(not heard)is what I have just written.

gbaskiboy: This man dey see vision even d lost malaysian Airline he said he saw d vision before d incident occurred. why can't he sees the vision of his collapsed church. OMG! Judgement go start from household of God oo

inibro: Following approved building plans and safety procedures would have prevented this accident. We should not blame the devil for everything that happens, we are the cause of our own misfortunes atimes. Too bad innocent people were casualties for the mistake of others.

Ephramed: guess you too don join the space booking association of nairaland.s ban.

eluquenson: Hmm! Whether strange aircraft or not everything that happened there has been premeditated.
Simple conspiracy.

Lacomus: Initially I thought it was a joke , this shows that there is corruption even in construction industry, I wonder which company set this trap for 15 lives , it a shame in other news I think it's high time believers wake up from their slumber because the devil is very busy nw , first it was pstor Chris Family nw synagogue Church

sexymoma: I was born and bred in palmgroove.. so e don tey wey dem don dey write such things.
I could remember vividly when dey wrote letter to us den.. We slept in our church for some weeks

sexymoma: I was born and bred in palmgroove.. so e don tey wey dem don dey write such things.
I could remember vividly when dey wrote letter to us den.. We slept in our church for some weeks

RoyalRoy: Not only you sir. I did all I could to get my head around windows 8 and it never just gets to stop confusing me. After a while I had to let go and go back to my good old windows 7.

Windows 9 should better be less complicated and confusing like the windows 8.

Macgina: Been here for ages .....been a silent observer tho

alutacontinua: I don't have one

dam007: and you believe the maid will do all Check again!!

hadizadeezy: dey are not his size

alutacontinua: As a real african man that I am, I believe women should do their job in the kitchen and let me do mine in the bedroom

mumumugu: best form of sex education for grown ups

teach d theory, do the practical.

iff my dad taught me dis, i wouldnt have been a mumu in sex affairs

olaxco2f: Alexsmith20
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Oya do as ur signature talk!

valentyobe: sure its a gud news 4 nxt yr aspirats.......Blieve me its a bad newz if u wer in ma shoes......Dey rushin us like hot potatoes

Humblemigg: welcom, go and queue

Apatheist: I don't believe god exists, how can you hate something that doesn't exist? Do you hate Santa Claus?

To me, all the gods -- especially the Abrahamic ones--are psychopathic characters in bronze age novels. Like Voldemort in the Harry Potter series.

Osahon7: MAY GOD PUNISH ALL OF THEM WHEN DEY CAME TO NIGERIA TO FIND THE CHIBOK GIRLS WHAT DID DEY ACHIEVE? DEY ONLY CAME TO THROW SMOKE..ALL THE HYPE OF "USA IS COMING TO FIND THE GIRLS" WHAT RESULT DID IT BRING? DEY SHOULD KEEP THEIR HELP FOR ALL I CARE!! IF NIGERIAN MILLTARY CANNOT HANDLE BOKO HARAM NO COUNTRY CAN HELP HER

Excelboi: Have not seen any of her movie before sef. #Anti-nollywood