₦airaland Forum

HFOG:
Not really. Close your eyes and open them again to confirm

Lolz...and when i confirm its same? Wat next? Wel intrestin, since july. Kul

AyokunleRuth:
see question like you really know me .
lemme ask a question if your girlfriend initiates sex most of the time what will you think of her ? be sincere

She loves moi.

Jeez...am i seeing 7620 comments?

uzolexis:
It's good to hope na



My Daddy will beat me o

Its gud to hope and then daddy will beat u?? I smell friend zone.

uzolexis:
So now they'll draw lots btw Mali n Guinea

one of them conceded more goals i think that shud be it.

mukina2:
go do am for FIFA 15

Lolz...u really luv civ o

NgeneUkwenu:
Oliseh Metuh and Fani Kayode, it is too early in the day to cry! You asked for issue based campaign, The APC accepted and had been doing that, you lots detoured and have been running false propaganda to tarnish the image of the amiable General.

Now that the APC has decided to pay you back in your own coins by releasing a video that would finally expose the rot, atrocities and wickedness of this administration under the leadership of the clueless and shoeless lame duck called jonathan, you now want to cry like babies! Kitikpa gbagbu kwaa unu Ebe ahu

Game On! APC bring it on!!

Thats sum1 father u jst called those names, wait is that what u were tot 4rm ur home? Smh

diluminati:
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Just Like the way GEJ has been funding Boko Haram so they continue destabilizing the north. GEJ wants the north not to vote, so what better way than to let the insurgency thrive so people don't come out to vote. [/size]
Is my reason not god enough than yours coming from a weed smoker fantasy of yours?

Where you come from abeg?? Cos if u tell me ur from chad i wont doubt u 1 bit.

crixtex:
Yea.. I b almajiri....

YOU LIE

crixtex:
Wea is my sch... University of Taraba? fake rankings...

Is that school in Nigeria pls Just kidding.

Hnmmmm.....Uniport.

HizMissy:
Not the ladies' business.

There she goes.

DickDastardly:
No long thing..........here goes below

1. Occasionally going to Mama Ngozi's Beer Palour with him.

2. Watching Football games with him no matter how boring they are.

3. Helping him to pick sure games on Nairabet and soccer pools.

4. Opening the door in time for him in time when he partied or clubbed came back late.

5. Understanding with him and giving him breathing space when he says his head is filled!

6. Petting and caring for him when he is inebriated till he comes to!

7. Buying him stuff like lovely ash tray and stupor vomit bucket on his special days!

8. Cutting down on street gossip and nagging.

9. Going out pantless with him and grabbing a quicky @ weird places to blow his mind.


You can add yours

Lwkmdh...ur numb 3 doe.

elantraceey:
Op i disagree with some of your posts .


What's my husband doing in a club ?

and without me for that matter?




Let me give you better points jare .

1. Pillow fights: Not only men can start this women can too

2. Paint his toe and finger nails just for fun.

3. Initiate sex: This sort of give men a feeling that they're wanted but most women don't do it i wonder why.

4. Wash his car: Sounds silly right but it's fun , even though there's someone washing it you can still take it up once in a while


5.Bath him: Remind him of his childhood days, you're now partially his mum remember

Smiles...luvly

safarigirl:
He shouldn't waste his time...he won't win. Forget all these nonsensical brouhaha, even the mumu Jonathan campaign team know that you can't phuck with Buhari else they would've filed a suit faster than this fellow

Any attempt to remove Buhari as aspirant will lead to chaos far worse than whatever Boko boys have unleashed and trust me when I say, of they destabilize Buhari, what happened to Shagari will happen to Jonathan. All these ones are just foolish, attention-seeking moves

In other words, ur relating Gmb to those boko boys ryt?

safarigirl:
collected wetin? I no even get to collect. Neither candidates have impressed me so I'm not voting

Same here, not voting either. I just need the Pvc thats all.

bobo65:
C ur English
y won't u support Buhari

Lolz...i haff died. The days of gbagaun on twitter.

asadike:
Sorry, who is obasanjo?

Lolz...even if he likes he should defect to democrate it wont make any diff. He is one man wit one pvc.

richybanky:
Dis election should just hold on Feb 14 and go, am fuc.king tired of dis seasonal movie.. Buhari dis APC dat
#sigh

lolz...me too sha, tired of the whole drama.

safarigirl:
There can never be 100 percent ollection...even if you postpone it till one year, some people will still not collect theirs.

Let the election hold, anybody wey never collect their PVC by now is simply not interested enough in voting. Shikena

Becos u av collected urs, hw about ppl that thiers is not even avaliable yet?

safarigirl:
So the NPL no get strikers...the two best teams in the NPL have failed to score against the Flying Eagles.

And na these ones wan go play against Al Ahly and Esperance dem for Champions League. It is well

Am telling you...its well.

I love the benue ladies, most beautiful in nigeria(optional)

LordMecuzy:
Common Salary na Beg workers dey beg after 5 months. Elevator is a very Big project here bro. lol

Suswan is a disgrace as a gov, i feel sorry for ppl following PDP in benue. Am nt a fan of Apc bt in benue, i pray Apc wins.

The is because of the gov they have in benue who does nothing but fly around with Gej leaving the state dead. Its amazing to kw that not 1 bulding have an elevator in the whole of benue state. This is a state our senate president is from. I weep for my country.

Tydies:
Maybe Don Jazzy was right the cost of living in New york is too high and its really having an effect on D bang cuz right now that Niccur called d bang is as broke as hell..he can't even pay his staff anymore #OgaTitus

the truth is Dbaj saw a bigger picture with kanye west so when Jazzy said lets go back home where we are kings instead of staying where ur a minor, Dbanj disagreed forgetting that 2 good heads are better than 1. How did dbanj think they would av stayed in new york while the rest of the crew was in nigeria? It wont work, they have to come back home sumday.

PIPPROF:
when a professor is second to a cow rearer that is negative change

Chaii, #Word.

So why is he coming out to say this now Wetin happen since? And that surulere jam i dont think its for anybody cos that song has got a story line.

vatoslocos:
Have we not been experiencing fast economic growth in the last 10 years? Has it translated into any meaningful development on ground? China and Qatar both have responsible leadership.

Oga there is a diff btw growing and growing fast.

hazyfm1:
hahahahaha
laughing in chinese
IMAGINE! EVEN ISIS 2^{[size=4pt]ND[/size]} HEAD OFFICE (IRAQ) IS 4TH ON THIS LIST


[size=18pt]Nigeria! Always growing on paper but in reality? The nation is a joke! A failing state.[/size]

the more reasön why we dönt want GMB so the failing state dnt fail finally.

omenka:
Lol. Used to prefer the white one tho. The one with desolved milk. The first taste used to be like heaven, then as the "ice cream" keeps melting as you take it, it gets less and less tasty. At a point the only thing left would be pure ice with no trace of milk!!

#Nostalgic.

Chaii, i actually preferd the milk flavour.

oluyemisee:
Lol,suck d sweetness and eat the plain ice after wards

Your head is there.

PDP will/might not be in power for that long but the party to take power from PDP is nt here yet, Not APC.