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Politics / Re: Buhari And Atiku Abubakar Pictured Together Laughing by ALIEN2000(m): 9:18pm On Apr 29, 2015
Why everywhere Kon full of white like this....? Abi dem get party....wit dress code---White only..
Celebrities / Re: ‘oga You Let Us Down’ – Warri Comedian Writes Open Letter To RMD by ALIEN2000(m): 8:51am On Apr 12, 2015
Wow I read it all.

Eeyaa.....I feel ur Pain bro..
Politics / Re: El-rufa’i Leading With Landslide In Kaduna by ALIEN2000(m): 8:31am On Apr 12, 2015
# Tapping El-Rufai in d back........

Rufai, Rufai...I Know say one day you go make us PROUD.

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Politics / Re: APC, Ajimobi Leading In Oyo by ALIEN2000(m): 8:28am On Apr 12, 2015
WHAT OF IBADAN NORTH..CONSTITUENCY......MY CONSTITUENCY...D LARGEST CONSTITUENCY.
Politics / Re: My Threat Worked - MBU by ALIEN2000(m): 8:23am On Apr 12, 2015
U say U go Finish 10 people if 1 policeman is Killed...Hmmmmm.....Baba LIFE CANNOT CANCEL LIFE......



THANK GOD SAY MBU NO BE GOD..

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Religion / Re: If You Meet God And He Allowed You To Ask Him One Question, What Would It Be? by ALIEN2000(m): 8:05am On Apr 12, 2015
Which Religion truly professes yr. NAME...
Politics / Re: Bode George Defeated In His Polling Unit by ALIEN2000(m): 7:47pm On Apr 11, 2015
chai chai chai......!!!! Agbaje......Agbaje Agbje...........U have lose again fooooggeeeerrrrriiiiiiiitttttt.....dem don use polybag cover ur luck
kon tie am inside ghana must go put yr luck.......ko throw we am 4 inside lagoon.

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Celebrities / Re: Daughter-In-Law Of Sani Abacha, Hudayya Fadoul Dazzles In New Pic by ALIEN2000(m): 11:44am On Apr 11, 2015
DAAzzzlinggggg thiefs..

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Celebrities / Re: Toyin Aimakhu Was Transformed Into An Old Woman by ALIEN2000(m): 3:43pm On Apr 10, 2015
Mama Ibadan ke..?

Dats is how some directors would start mis portraying Things....

Nonsense.
Religion / Re: Jide Macaulay, Nigerian Gay Pastor Writes Letter To Homophobes With Bible Quotes by ALIEN2000(m): 3:25pm On Apr 10, 2015
As for Me, I have never seen,heard or Even Know of Lower animals of the same sex craving to want each other.

And Now Mr. Someone from Somewhere will start preaching something that If 'Lower animals' could address would themselves consider Dumb by there own standards.....

See Mr Maculay...You Want answers Shey........!!! put two Male dogs together or two male baboons or two Female horses together and try and see whether they will mount each Oda for SEX.....


Then Sir, would give You my unphotoshoped and Unedited answer...

Mssssssssstcheeeewwwwwwww..!
Politics / Re: APC Members And Traditional Ruler Killed As Gunmen Invade Rivers by ALIEN2000(m): 12:02am On Apr 04, 2015
LAI LA ILALA......So even after d Landslide Victory of APC.....him Neva do u Na....


APC-69,238

PDP - 1,487,075 (PDP wins)

Na INEC Cus all dis Tins he 4 Be-


APC-1


PDP-1,556,312

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Romance / Re: Help: He Had Sex With A Widow Three Days After Her Husband's Death. by ALIEN2000(m): 11:52pm On Apr 03, 2015
If dis happened Overseas Trust me, No lele...bt if na Naija.Guy Betr shine ur Eyes....Sometin can FA..!!!
Politics / Re: VP Candidates' Wives: Amina Sambo Vs Oludolapo Osinbajo by ALIEN2000(m): 10:11pm On Mar 25, 2015
#VOTE APC....its as Simple as.....ABC....

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Romance / Re: Beauty Lies In The Tone Of The Marykay by ALIEN2000(m): 3:36pm On Mar 13, 2015
Hmmmmmm,I been no wan talk b4 Bt Ma Conscience dey prick me.

Some of dis Kian Tin dey cuuz Marital Prob...After which d Man go Deny Him Wifey...4Mths After He Don dey Cheat....


Wat will be Will be...

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Ladies pls...



Or How will ur Reaction be Dat Ur Hubby/Sweetie/Maga (As d Case may) gave u Fake Notes 2 Spend...and u whr. Discovered...:..............Lai I La.....!!!
Fashion / Re: Can Someone Explain This Hairstyle To Me (photo) by ALIEN2000(m): 1:37am On Feb 25, 2015
Ds Kinddda Hair Style is only ROCKABLE in Yr Bedroom And Nt om D Street.......if I Hear Say Mt GF Rock Dis One......Kom Make she look Lyk Walking Museum....!!!
Family / Re: Funniest And Craziest Things You Did When You Were A Kid by ALIEN2000(m): 8:22am On Feb 18, 2015
Remenber setting Trap On d Pilloooow Chair with Office Pins... 4 My Cuz...and 4 got 2 Take it Off.....and a Visitor sat on it.....OMG..!!!

I got a Good Slap...On d Back---ABARA TO BADT...!
Politics / Re: WAEC Posts Irrelevant Advertorial On Buhari's Certificate In Guardian Newspaper by ALIEN2000(m): 8:26pm On Feb 10, 2015
wahala dey dis country ooooo.
Politics / Re: Checkout This Photo Of Coca-cola Customized With Buhari's Name by ALIEN2000(m): 6:15pm On Feb 01, 2015
hyfr:
Nothing this abo.ki's won't do, yesterday it was a cow now a drink, tomorrow maybe Condom


Guy u funny die.
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Is The Best Dressed Male Celebrity In Nigeria by ALIEN2000(m): 5:59pm On Feb 01, 2015
and why do I have dis feeling dat Jim Looks like WILLIAM of D Black Eyed Peas.........

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Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's NYTimes Article On Nigeria's Epileptic Power Supply by ALIEN2000(m): 5:55pm On Feb 01, 2015
Accr to Chimamanda Adichie on Lagos'... ... ... .... ..... ...........I love living here,
where Nigeria’s energy and
initiative are concentrated,
where Nigerians bring their
biggest dreams.).....'' I totall agree: Lag na D Baba of Almost everi thing...now wonder if person relocate go Abj,PH or Kad......d inspiration no plenti as him dey 4 Lag.....even though Light No still dey...!!!
Celebrities / Re: Bisi Alimi, HIV+ Gay Activist & 'Husband' Adopt Baby Boy by ALIEN2000(m): 5:41pm On Feb 01, 2015
The baby has a 99 percent chance of Being GAY..!!!......It actually is Quite Sad, he would not have the same Normal Family structure, plus his orientation of life will be warped........It kinda reminds me of the T.v Seasonal Movie character---T.Bag....of PRISON BREAK.....OMG.....!!!!......Dis cant only happen oversea & not here in Nigeria @ least 4 Now......Little one I hope on judgement day GOD will understand why u-Dear baby may turn out to be gay....#sighs......SINS OF SOME 'PARENTS'.
Celebrities / Re: D'banj & Amber Rose Stun In Black For D'banj's Anniversary Show (photos) by ALIEN2000(m): 1:27pm On Feb 01, 2015
all dis boi's abi wetin dem call demself -lee- just tryin 2 solidify Dere Illuminati Links....MSCTEW....!!!
Crime / Re: I Go To Church For Confession After Robbery – Suspect Reveals (pictured) by ALIEN2000(m): 1:11pm On Feb 01, 2015
jut when you tink u can do as u want and nemesis catches up with :::::.D Monkey.No Rest for Bad Man.
Politics / Re: Heavy Rain in TBS , Surulere Stadium that brooms cant sweep, God Angry With APC? by ALIEN2000(m): 2:12pm On Jan 30, 2015
If buhari like make him go 4uck up den him see d oda side of Nigerians.........Abi no be Bro Jona dey do badoo 4 him tyme.........#enuf said,#jobs 4 d youth #stable electricity.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanu Nwankwo & Joseph Yobo Lead Jonathan’s Campaign In Rivers (Photo) by ALIEN2000(m): 2:01pm On Jan 30, 2015
See appeal to emotion.So what if messi dey dere abeg
Na kanu go give me stable electricity,emloyment,good road,e.t.c....e.t.c.....if him like make him no appeal to common sense and to d plight of d masses....shiooo!
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Look Bad Without Make-up by ALIEN2000(m): 2:27am On Nov 02, 2014
Chai Chai chai......Der Iz God der iz God........All dIs wowo pix u r sharing.....I swear sm Husbands go watch season movie Tire....!!! When dem 4 don marry finish.....::::Hmmmhmmnn Licking lollipop while Thinking of ma Future Wify....
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Becomes Apple/beats By Dre African Ambassador, Gets His Own Earphones by ALIEN2000(m): 8:40am On Oct 10, 2014
Hmmmmmmmm...............See What can happen to a Individual Who iz FOCUSED,RELENTLESS,PASSIONATE, & has a good Eye for the Future...Omo...D'Banj Jst dey Him own Lane Dey SET NEW STANDARD....(LIK 2 Baba,Fela and Co.).....Serzly, WHEN MANY TOT HE WAS FINISHED HE JST SEEMED 2 BE WARMING UP.................-NO beefs though but if I hear say Don-Jazzy kommot 4 local league ......OMO him go Work Times Two.....

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Politics / Re: Fact About The Military Presence In Osun by ALIEN2000(m): 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2014
Plus10:
You think Nigerian police can withstand the nature of blooding shadding and snatching of ballot box during election in Nigeria?Police was used in past elections without any success recorded.So commbing the military with them is not a bad idea at all...
......'not a Bad Idea You say....'?......I hope yr still A Nigerian...?....Every thing shuld be a continious process....Soliders Dnt hav any business....there....D police Shuld be Upgraded....In fact we hav a paramilitary.
Health / Re: Bankers In Nigeria Now Wear Gloves To Attend To Customer. by ALIEN2000(m): 7:13pm On Aug 10, 2014
..............this thing is not fuuny oooooo.......Ebola Will jst be transporting itself through
1) Money-Hand 2 Hand
2)Cloth-Body 2 Body
3)toliet-- Bum bum 2 BumbuM
4) Shoe--Leg 2 Leg
5) Phone- Ear 2 Ear
6) Spoon- Mouth 2 Mouth
7) Okada Helmet- Head 2 Head
cool Ear Piece- EAR 2 EAR.
........Hmmmmm........if there I left out plz kindly Finish.........

Ebola....u will not finish my Generation....B'cos There iz God....!
Health / Re: Jonathan Declares National Emergency On Ebola by ALIEN2000(m): 6:50pm On Aug 10, 2014
..........Am So Happy......becos GEJ.....statement did no have "WE ARE ON TOP OF THE MATTER".....whenever such is said,.....Wise Nigerians already no that it connotes......Non-chalance....and A Big Deception........#Just Saying my Mind....
Politics / Re: Fact About The Military Presence In Osun by ALIEN2000(m): 6:39pm On Aug 10, 2014
.... .... .... This should be a true DEMOCRACY and things ought 2 B done orderly...that is ran and operated by a Civilian Mentality....Not The MILITARY approach...I mean d Military role as enshrined in our constituion includes:
...defending Nig frm External aggresion.....maintaining territoral integrity.....and also suppressing insurrection....plus Roles assigned it by d N/A............SEC 217(2)(a-d)......My Point................My God......Why do we always Use Military Sense 4 things Which shuld not be.......Or is D Nigerian Police Non-existent........abi Shey na story 4 D gods...

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