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Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 12:57pm On Aug 14, 2015
Ds 2nd choice ish Adah96 helep xplain
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 12:52pm On Aug 14, 2015
Ok! Tot its abt uniben stuff...... Apart 4rm jamb slip wot else do we need 4 pume.
RobinHez:
Uhm...some departments dat are not available at UI.
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 12:38pm On Aug 14, 2015
Verify what?
RobinHez:
Uhm...not yet sis. Buh I'll surely do dat today..
GmOrnInG.!
Romance › Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by AlienStar: 8:38am On Aug 14, 2015
Rapmoney:
Thanks for that cheesy
uwc... anytym grin
Romance › Re: 8 Ways Ladies Treat Their Toasters Harshly by AlienStar: 8:08am On Aug 14, 2015
olutunde12:
Sometimes ago 'my friend' saw one girl at Sapon, Abeokuta and follow am. The girl went to drop her cloth for her taylor. 'my friend' waited and followed her as soon as she came out of the shop. 'He' started downloading and that one just de waka like no be person they talk. The girl crossed that very wide road to the other side, 'he' still deh follow, na i'm the gal branch one shop and said ' Femi, Femi, you need to follow me home to shield me from this guy'. 'My' embarassed 'friend' turned and followed another road. So gals which of the rules has 'he' broken?
hehehe d gal wicked no b small, d embrassment too much......R u sure u r nt ds 'ur frnd'
Culture › Re: Photo: The Abobaku, Man To Be Buried Alive With The Late Ooni by AlienStar: 12:53am On Aug 14, 2015
Lord hv mercy
Celebrities › Re: Biko Does This Girl Have Any Ukwu, What Is She Showing (photos) by AlienStar: 12:18am On Aug 14, 2015
Onwekwa nice body
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 12:11am On Aug 14, 2015
Ds shudren una neva sleep?
Romance › Re: After Sex What Next....?? by AlienStar: 12:08am On Aug 14, 2015
HGF!![quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=36934705][/quote]
Romance › Re: After Sex What Next....?? by AlienStar: 12:03am On Aug 14, 2015
U sure u well so?
IamLEGEND1:
Then cuddling
then sleep
then another round
then a quick run to the bathroom
then another round
then sleep
then an early morning BJ
then breakfast
then work
then coffee break
then a quickie during the coffee break
then back to work
then exchanging of naughty texts and pictures
then closing from work
then going home
then dinner
then the bedroom.......

REPEAT THE PROCESS FROM THE TOP AGAIN...
#DazHowWeRoll
Romance › Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by AlienStar: 11:59pm On Aug 13, 2015
Wetin dey pain u? easy!! Seems u r guilty.
osemoses1234:
Nah talk b dis one again....guy if yu no get wetin 2 write go look bush.......
Romance › Re: Be Warned!!! by AlienStar: 11:48pm On Aug 13, 2015
Tell dem
Romance › Re: Lady Will U Ride His Face??? by AlienStar: 11:46pm On Aug 13, 2015
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Romance › Re: 7 Things That Doesn’t Change When You Lose Your Virginity by AlienStar: 11:39pm On Aug 13, 2015
It will neva mk fp!! dnt say i didn't warn u ooo!
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 5:14pm On Aug 13, 2015
Venus007:
Sweerie! U jst disappeard! Hope u disappeard to jack oh. Lol.
haha i dey o
Romance › Re: Am Hoter Than P,square, Flavour,iyanya,(photo) by AlienStar: 8:21am On Aug 08, 2015
-1/2
Romance › Re: Your Shoe Size And Your Age by AlienStar: 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
kizolo:
SIMPLE FACT
Do you know that your shoe size can always tell your age?
Now try this steps: 1: Pick your calculator 2: Press your shoe size 3: Multiply it by 5 4: Add 50 5: Multiply by 20 6: Add 1015 7: Subtract the year u were born. 8: You will get 4-digits number, 9: The first 2, is your shoe size 10: The last 2, is your age........
Did it work for you?
Yea! it did
Romance › Re: Who Has The Right To A Tv Remote Control, The Husband Or The Wife? by AlienStar: 9:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
They need a referee
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Emotional? by AlienStar: 5:32pm On Aug 07, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
#StayAwesomeWoman
I will
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by AlienStar: 5:27pm On Aug 07, 2015
mablie:
You are silly,rude and ignorant.You have a problem with my post?Then challenge it with facts.For your information,I am 100% right
Did i hit a nerve grin OLODO 100% right wt panties fact silly boy

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Emotional? by AlienStar: 5:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
ssshhhhhhhhh.... dont clap pls.....
itz not like i chose the thug life....
it chose me.
#&YouWillPayForYourCrime
#SweetYouKe?DoISenseSelfService?
#AlreadyDone
#PretenderInChief
Ewoo! Good for u

#MyCrime?
#IknowYouWillLikeThat"Sweet" part die
#Carry on
Education › Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 5:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
Pukka36:
Icesplash 5/5kiss
Adah96 5/5
Rjasan 3/5
Swagkingdope 3/5
Alienstar2/5...It is a lie@Ur question.

RobinHez 2/5

Dharay99 1/5....Shey na yoruba U wan cun dey speak for Unibenhuhtongue
Ewoo! me try small sha
Adah96 na real eng. teacher
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Emotional? by AlienStar: 4:35pm On Aug 07, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
i am no pretender.
i am bad, and i revel in it.
in case you havent noticed,i do the hashtagging around here......
#NoOneHashTagsMe
#NoOne
#StillGivingYouAFollowAnyway
A hand of applause for being bad!

#Idid

#DisHashtaggingdonedeysweetmeoo

#KeepFollowingAnyway
u can always count on me for copycat fins
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by AlienStar: 4:23pm On Aug 07, 2015
mablie:
Good question @OP.This is a biological issue.When human males are in the presence of females and other males(watch any male team sport)they touch their crotches inorder to re-affirm their masculinity.Meaning,they are showing everyone else they are truly males[b](its a display of their "maleness"wink[/b]
or nt
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by AlienStar: 4:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
somtymz, the kondo shifts uncomfortably to one side of the trouser,just like how sometimes a girl readjusts her bra to prevent her nípples from popping out.

or if for some unknown reason,the guy starts getting enlarged and slithers itz way down the side of ur boxers,you need to reset it so girls dont see the bulge.

#Satisfied?
Noo
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls So Emotional? by AlienStar: 4:18pm On Aug 07, 2015
LOL
IamLEGEND1:
if you want make i follow you,just talk am.

#NoNeedToPretendRemember?

#&WhyAreYouHashtaggingMe?

#CopyCat
And y wud i want u to follow me i dnt need dirty minds wink n pretend ers around me

Hashtagging isn't sth new
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by AlienStar: 4:14pm On Aug 07, 2015
sinestro24:
it is obvious is it not,

girls with big boobs tend to adjust and readjust their bra all day, same with guys, the dick always go between the legs soooooo yup.

ADJUST
briefs will help in keeping it @ a place
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Always Touch Their Joystick? by AlienStar: 4:10pm On Aug 07, 2015
greatiyk4u:
Na 4 security reasons........@least 2 knw wen ritualists tamper wt am
U R NT SERIOUS

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