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| Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Rapmoney(m): 9:09pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Any guy that does the following 5 things can be considered dumb  :1) You take a girl out, order for pepper soup, shawarma and drink for her while you settle with a bottle of Harp to watch her consume your meagre earnings!!! Teeth dey pain u to eat meat and fish?  I can't personally order for something for a girl when I cannot afford to eat it!  I dey craze? 2) You have food at home, yet you still take her out to an eatery! Probably, you cook rice for ur house and u go still carry her go buy rice at Shoprite! Nor be the same Asia dem bring both rice from? Abi ur own na Urhobo rice? 3) You use your last cash to pay for a babe's transportation and you have a long way to get home!!! The trekking wey dey wait for u still dey wack beans for house! 4) You travel from Port-Harcourt to Ilorin to see a babe you met online! Just because of Oripopo!!! That 'thing' that you are scheming for can claim your life in the process! #StayAlive#...#KidnappingAndRitualsAreReal# 5) Using your school fees, including money for books to buy Iphone6 and Brazilian hair for a babe! Your papa dey train you for school, u come dey train another person!!! Iwu onye ara? You can add yours...  God bless Nigerian youths!!! We nor go gree! We must forge ahead!!! 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by osemoses1234(m): 9:40pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Nah talk b dis one again....guy if yu no get wetin 2 write go look bush....... 3 Likes |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by SkinnyDude(m): 10:03pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
dont laugh oh!! i did that number 3 on monday.. my new babe came and asked me for t.fee. she wanted to travel.. but the only cash on me was also for t.fee. i wanted to travel too.. then i gave it to her.. i had to borrow from my course mate.. |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Rapmoney(m): 10:31pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
osemoses1234:Oboy, u sure say ur head correct so? |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 11:55pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
I can do all but the last  I'm not completely dumb after all |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by AlienStar: 11:59pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Wetin dey pain u? easy!! Seems u r guilty. osemoses1234: 2 Likes |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:02am On Aug 14, 2015 |
The funny thing is,guys will continue doing it 1 Like |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by KingTom(m): 12:05am On Aug 14, 2015 |
If I hear say I waste money for fastfoofd joint Na to catch guineafowl throway inside frying pan with rice, if she wants juice I give am orange! Nansense!!  1 Like |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by lekjons(m): 12:06am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae:hmmm! really??.. personally, i can't do all those sh*t! |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by damilareoye: 12:09am On Aug 14, 2015 |
even if am to do all, that last point is kinkin.. school fees no even dey reach my hand.... |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by tosyne2much(m): 12:13am On Aug 14, 2015 |
6. You are dumb if you have sent a lady avalanche of PMS and you didn't get a reply. You still went ahead and quoted her begging her to please reply your PMS 7. You are dumb if you are in your late twenties, and you still discuss with friends how to get under the skirts of your kid sister's mate 8. You are dumb if you send N1, 000 recharge card to a lady, and you later start begging your friends to please transfer N50 credit to you, that you want to use it to make an important call that would fetch you a job 9. If you drink Jedi, Opa eyin, Orijin and the likes, in a bid to show your bedmatics skills, and still end up climaxing after 2 minutes 10. You are dumb at PhD level if you open a thread to profess your love to a female nairalander, and she calls the attention of the moderators and ordered for the closure of the thread 7 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:13am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Ok good for you lekjons: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:14am On Aug 14, 2015 |
you stingy oooKingTom: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by obontami: 12:21am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Take this bro you re so on point 1 Like
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| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Cutehector(m): 12:25am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Lol number for is so so foolish.. Ryt nw, I rather use dat money and go to a brothel and enjoy myself very well dan waste it travellin to see her only for her to tell me no sex on d first date. |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:26am On Aug 14, 2015 |
OP, guys don wise up o..... these stunts are so 2002!!! |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by JoeCutie(m): 12:26am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by bqlekan(m): 12:29am On Aug 14, 2015 |
When I was much younger, I use to do number 4 and 2, I always yearn for new kits then, no matter where you dey for this universe. I go find you come.. but now, ayaf no dumb again |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 14, 2015 |
You need slap? Maybe to revive your mouth make e dey normal JoeCutie: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by JoeCutie(m): 12:32am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Funny enough, I did all those things for one girl last week. Then 2 hours later, I woke up from the sleep. It was a very disturbing dream. Na malaria. E fit even make you commit suicide for dream sef.  9 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by JoeCutie(m): 12:34am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae:Don't worry, I have your cure. Just wait small.  |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:37am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Lmao what you still doing here, your mates are in bed sleeping already JoeCutie: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by JoeCutie(m): 12:43am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae:I'm off to bed. Take your lazy ass to bed, Sassy!!! Bonne nuite.  |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Nobody: 12:46am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Lol my ass again Night joe JoeCutie: |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by stephenqueen: 12:52am On Aug 14, 2015 |
KingTom: Ketekete oshi |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by Fulaboy(m): 1:13am On Aug 14, 2015 |
KingTom:Lol For the first time in my life I see Doctor angry |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by kennboiy(m): 1:23am On Aug 14, 2015 |
waiting for the counter thread....spreads mat....sits down and sipping pure water...chai,,,,foolishness no good ooo!!! |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by KingTom(m): 4:30am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Fulaboy:I dey vex fa! |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by KingTom(m): 4:31am On Aug 14, 2015 |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by KingTom(m): 4:33am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae:Why I no go stingy Sen. Lalasticlala representing Aba north constituency abeg yam don ready sir. |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by martius101(m): 5:52am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Sassybae: na all dos ponmo men dey give una maut......moreso u ladies dont offers us anything than ur Godforsaken punnany....guys always bee like i gaz fvck dis babe...nawa o |
| Re: Guys, You Are Dumb If You Do These 5 Things by chim14(m): 6:06am On Aug 14, 2015 |
ha ha ha |
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