₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,326,752 members, 8,427,954 topics. Date: Tuesday, 16 June 2026 at 04:57 PM

Toggle theme

Alishachris's Posts

Nairaland ForumAlishachris's ProfileAlishachris's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (of 16 pages)

Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
the MADHOUSE/LUNATIC Section would serve two major purpose:

1) Punish unrepentant offenders of our forum rules, by disallowing them access to the other more sensitive sections of the forum and only allowing them access to our MADHOUSE where every member is welcomed, MEMBERS ONLY.

2) Allow any member that needs a place to chill off, fight, talk dirty, curse, or do anything at all to be able to do so without the fear of getting banned.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:44pm On Jul 31, 2014
its not everyone of us that came to nairaland to learn.

Most of us actually came here to fight and curse, that make-out. Thats the beauty of online communities. We live out our fantasies on online communities. If you want Nairaland to have a life of its own to be able to offset the kind of changes we need in this nation, then we need more freedom. Nairaland is US and we are Nairaland!
PoliticsRe: Politics Chat Room - "The Beer Parlour" by Alishachris: 9:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:24pm On Jul 31, 2014
Nairalanders lets agitate for exclusive sections where members are allowed more freedom!! cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:18pm On Jul 31, 2014
nuclearboy: funny thread grin
would be funnier if we are allowed some FREE MADNESS. Sometimes i just want to bash ngwakwe, but i cant, embarassed cos he would ban me till 2192! I need a section where i can be able to call Oga Jona any name i choose, bash Ngwakwe and mukina....this is a community afterall, not some classroom with prefects.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:13pm On Jul 31, 2014
Arosa: Even Einstein agrees with that. tongue
Einstein is the 'maddest' man i've known. Creativity comes when you are allowed to rave in abandoned carelessness. We have being traditional programmed to contain ourselve in shackles of our own small world. We were never allowed to overdo anything. But the internet came and thankfully changed that. Now we can be anything we wanna be. Its so sad that nairaland thinks differently. Most forums have these hidden and obscene sections that are for members only. Wonder why people still prefer micro-forums and groups to facebook? Seun give us our MADHOUSE SECTION!!
FamilyRe: His 5 Years Old Son Wrote In His Play Book "I Don't Like My Mum And Dad" by Alishachris: 9:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
We've all being in through this phase. Every kid has actually. When we hate taking instructions from our parents. We think our parents are wicked for making us do things we detest. We rather play all day. But the older we grew, the wiser we became. Give him sometime, he would get over it.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:02pm On Jul 31, 2014
seun allow us our little world of madness. We want a section in nairaland with now rulesm grin where we are allowed to showcase our different degress of madness and knack some akpako.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 9:00pm On Jul 31, 2014
Arosa: Madness is a form of creativity. grin grin grin
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

..Aristotle

BusinessRe: “nigerians Spend N1.8 Billion Daily On Sports Betting” – Analyst by Alishachris: 8:53pm On Jul 31, 2014
Betting is the new money earner. Nigerians love easy money. Betting and Lottery dey reign for now.
HealthRe: Airport Authorities Announce New Measures For Ebola by Alishachris: 8:50pm On Jul 31, 2014
No more handshakes till further notice. God na your hand your children dey. as for FG....What FG?
HealthRe: Airport Authorities Announce New Measures For Ebola by Alishachris: 8:49pm On Jul 31, 2014
iluvnaija: The fear of Ebola is the beginning of wisdom! grin
this is tumor, you mo.ron!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Should Have A Lunatic Section! by Alishachris: 8:41pm On Jul 31, 2014
now this is what i hate most.... angry when you are trying to get your point across and that stupid spambot just bans you for no reason. Just got banned. seun, i need a section where i can be able to say whatever i want to say bro. Where bloody assasin can finally get to call OAM4J an ar.sehole a thousands times if he wants to. i need my freedom.
PoliticsRe: Patience Shout At Akpabio: Pursue Your Vice President, Stop Deceiving My Husband by Alishachris: 10:28am On Dec 28, 2013
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Bomber, Kabiru Sokoto, Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by Alishachris: 3:43pm On Dec 20, 2013
d
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho Marries Sandra Onyenenecheya (Traditionally) In Arochukwu, Abia by Alishachris: 3:41pm On Dec 20, 2013
Ada Aro has finally bagged the ultimate prize. No lifeline used.
EducationASUU Finally Calls Off Strike. by Alishachris(op): 12:05pm On Dec 17, 2013
Report reaching DailyPost from Minna, Niger State capital, indicates that the Academic Staff Union of Universities, ASUU, has called off its five months strike.

The Union arrived at the latest decision to suspends its strike after a marathon meeting held at the Federal University of Technology (FUT), Minna, Niger State on Monday.

After a protracted debate, the Federal Government and ASUU reached a compromise during a negotiation brokered by the President of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC), Comrade Abdulwaheed Omar few days ago.

http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/12/16/breaking-ASUU-calls-strike/
BusinessRe: Profitable Small Business Ideas For Nigerians by Alishachris: 10:38pm On Dec 13, 2013
for me, the best post in this business section so for.......
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was From Nigeria: BBC by Alishachris: 7:26pm On Dec 13, 2013
I mana Jesos n'asu igbo?
PoliticsRe: A Letter Of Appeal To President Goodluck Jonathan From Olusegun Obasanjo by Alishachris: 7:07pm On Dec 13, 2013
cry Summarize Biko
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Father Is Igbo, it is an igbo name by Alishachris: 2:45pm On Dec 13, 2013
laykhorn: musiwa

do you still mean to tell me that you dont know the meaning of obasanjo upon the lecture? OR you're still insisting that obasanjo is Igbo? Its clear already.
Dude! Grow up.
There's a possibility that obansanjo might be ibo citing his stark resemblance to the late obi of Onitsha. And concuriring with what musiwa said, that Chances are higher.

OBA in ibo means wealth, richness or a bank.....as in oba ji meaning a Yam Barn.

so-njo in ibo means so ugly.

so add the two together and u'd get something similar to 'someone that hordes ugliness' or something similar. looking at OBJ, his dad is not far from the truth.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria First Lady's Speech For Nelson Mandela by Alishachris: 2:40pm On Dec 13, 2013
Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]If you could berate someone's mother like this, then I can guess that yours is valueless. SORRY BRO sad[/color]
ogbe aki daa n'ala, umuazi ewere ya gbaa boolu.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Six Rivers State Lawmakers Move To Impeach Gov. Amaechi Today by Alishachris: 2:35pm On Dec 13, 2013
FreeGlobe: shattap, Amaechi will be impeached and nothing will happen
People like you should be shot at sight. You and your type is the problem wrong with Nigeria. so 6 reps out of possibly 32 could be allowed to impeach a sitting governor? Well, if Jonathan has got some balls in between his thighs, he should impeach Amaechi, then we'd see. Amaechi might be the last strand to break that camel's back.
CrimeRe: Man Murdered By Policemen Over Bribe In Port-Harcourt by Alishachris: 1:43pm On Dec 13, 2013
another victim of accidental discharge! RIP bro
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Six Rivers State Lawmakers Move To Impeach Gov. Amaechi Today by Alishachris: 11:11am On Dec 13, 2013
River state might end up being GEJ's greatest undoing. Amaechi would be laughing at the whole drama. Jonathan is fighting dirty and exposing his whole card early. He is staining his name and whatever's left of his reputation. No matter what he does, Amaechi must finish his tenure. That one is not debatable. GEJ's so daft can he can't even see pass his nose. Master Schemers are using him terribly.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Father Is Igbo, it is an igbo name by Alishachris: 10:48am On Dec 13, 2013
oba in ibo means wealth, richness or a bank.....as oba ji meaning a barn.
so-njo in ibo means so ugly.

so add the two together and u'd get something similar to 'someone that hordes ugliness' or something similar. looking at OBJ, his dad is not far from the truth.
PoliticsRe: We Attacked Maiduguri, We’ll Hit US -shekau Boko Haram Leader by Alishachris: 8:26pm On Dec 12, 2013
I thought they said that shakau's is dead? grin
PoliticsRe: APC will fight corruption!!! by Alishachris: 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2013
Beaf!:
Cooked up bull$#iT. Where is your source sauce? grin
grin na beaf source sauce go gel well with the tori o!
PoliticsRe: APC will fight corruption!!! by Alishachris: 3:52pm On Dec 11, 2013
This is getting out of hand. Our brother, sincereNogerian Needs serious help, before things get out of hands. angry We don't want another musiwa on the prowl blabbing about Western Nigeria (or Tinubu in this case)> sad I'm still yet to find a statement this dude makes without adding Tinubu. What happened? Is Tinubu your runaway father?

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 (of 16 pages)