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AKMoney1:
I'm tired now since you can't categorize your post.

don't wana trade insults wid u

#Peace is the motive

AKMoney1:
So this is educational?

shwuuo!!! U nor dey tire?

Christmas gift for the sharp inmates

AKMoney1:
This is the biggest joke of the season

Oga park well joor, if no be joke then na wetin?

Datz d P......u fink evri list shud be aimed at making u laff? Change ur mind set baba

Don't quote me aqain, sire...........

AKMoney1:
You don't get it, do you? This joke is stale mhen. We need something new and hilarious.

And u fink its a joke?

wud av posted it in d "Jokes" Section if it was aimed at making u laff....

Peace!

“Getting to Zero” rily?

I pray o

AKMoney1:
Me threeee

even u wey neva read am sef dey open ya mawt

must u join d bandwagon?

NB: It was posted first by me (with a different account)

podosci:
i pray the Gods you serve would save your soul.......do you know the population of the N.E, If the entire population migrate down south, where would they stay? woulf they get sources of income?.....
So you are ineffectively saying, people should abandone the N.E to bokoharam? wts the guarantee that when they av succesfully taken over the N.E, they wont move down south?
pls pray to you or your family member isnt affected by one of the BH bombs,,,,,because you lack empathy

put urself in their shoes

princepee:
if them come ss or se u will house and feed them ba? U think its that easy.. use ur brain kid.com

dry

OrlandoOwoh:
When they get the "T-fare" to the south, you will be the one feeding? If u no know wetin to say make u close ur mouth.

lame

DUG FROM NL's ARCHIVES

1. You saw me sweeping my room & you never cared to collect the broom and finish the sweeping, It's over!

2. I told you 2 log out after we finished chatting on facebook but i saw your status about 30mins ago. *its over*

3. Imagine you without respect, receiving calls from guys in my presence. I can't accommodate that shit again. In fact! *it's over*

4. you don't bend properly when u sweep, you'll have pride issues. I can't marry a proud woman, *its over*

5. Did u just call me honey? You are trying to say my mum is a Bee? We're done! *its over*

6. U didn't tell me u'r coming over. So u want to spy on me? *it's over*

7. My mum checked my future, you are not in it. *its over*.

8. U bought banana for me without buying groundnut. WHY? *it's over*

9. Baby my mum said there are a lot of witches in your village so we can't continue this relationship. *its over*

10. Why would u tell me to watch the UEFA Champions League when Manchester United didn't qualify, you want to mock me abi? *Its over*

11. U smiled at the guy in the car while we were trekking. *its over*

Ukwale-Igbo

na Fulani this one dey call white man ehn

ireneony:
of recent am so active on nairaland, though I joined last year. since no boyfriend for now my phone is my husband.
I know most person that active on nairaland faces the same situation with me.
sometimes is good to be single but sometimes I can't help it o....loneliness will kill someone

dey dre dey deceive elders

OgagaMic:
2l maths edu

Economics 3H

nofij:
Ok oo...dey dere dey see front till January.
Greetings boss

I like shuk head for Lasgidi dis wEek sha.....

FTC

*spreads mat*

nofij:
Lol...U still dey abk?

I dey Warri for the now

nofij:
Nawao person don tire for house oo. Nawa for Delsu and their yeye holiday sha...i go still resume next week. I need money

baba, u beta dey ur coast.
Who ABK don help?

Are Pregnant?

English sha

IRENEONY: Dating 'Agberos' since 1998

Nigeria’s 10 highest revenue receiving states based
on the federal allocations in 2013.

These states earn more than the annual budgets of some neighboring countries.

The allocations are as follows:

1. Akwa Ibom N260 billion,

2. Rivers N230 billion,

3. Delta State N209 billion,

4. Bayelsa N173 billion,

5. Lagos N168 billion,

6. Kano N140 billion,

7. Katsina N103 billion,

8. Oyo N100 billion,

9. Kaduna N 97 billion

10. Borno N94 billion.



www.thenationonlineng.net/new/nigerias-top-10-federal-revenue-receiving-states/

Lol

Baba God fun mi ni Clients ti ma mu lo te

Dah awkward moment wen ur *now playing* is #Olamide's 'Prayer for Client'

glorex:
bros na God go bless u for the service wey u dey render more blessing.

Amen!
Tanx bros

J

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