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Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:32am On Nov 24, 2014

Marc9:
Young man, when you grow old enough, come back and read your post again. I'm sure you'd eventually realise how dumb you were for making such comment!

now wey u don impress whoever u wan impress, oya lock-up.

I reckon u'r from Oyo state. (Jex correlating tho)

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Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Lady Who Has Two Kids For Two Different Men? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:30am On Nov 24, 2014

chimerase2:
yes even ma future wife kai

sorry bro. Take heart

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:25am On Nov 24, 2014

blakky97:
Funny @ jonathan
Please tell us: did he really have no shoes when you guys were growing up?

hehehehehehehe..... Don't tell me u believed that dude

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:23am On Nov 24, 2014

Marc9:
Those who school in Nigeria have more sense than you do! Your comment clearly indicates you lack orientation.

It can only happen in Nigeria you say? Yet we read about pedophiles in the UK, and the US. We even read about molesters and rapists in india.

You dey malaga dey train how to be a matador, or civilized butcher, you dey speak bad of Nigeria! Shey na Nigeria give the small gal belle ni?

see as this one sef take am personal.

Shwuuuo! Dem go kneel down beg u o

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:21am On Nov 24, 2014

buddylaw:
so we should be jumping up kos u schooled in malaga.... Isokuso

did I ask u to jump up?

Kari-talk

Mind ur bizness abeg

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:20am On Nov 24, 2014

nerodenero:
Adebayo won't tell mama about it since he claimed his dwindling football fortunes were due to Mama's juju

lol.....u harsh o

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Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 8:17am On Nov 24, 2014

shyshally:
You know,this is getting VERY BORING and annoying as d day goes by,I've been trying to ignore comments like this on threads.pls grow up n stop informing d world u schooled in france or spain.d joke is quite stale already

see as this one serious anyhow..... Loosen up jhawe, who seriousness don help for dis world?

#all4Dafun.... cheesy

Romance › Re: Which Is Worse Between Tribal Marks And Tattoo? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 2:46am On Nov 24, 2014

In case

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 2:29am On Nov 24, 2014

adebayo201:
smh... why can't you pay a visit to Pa Muse in Oyo to see for yourself since your schooling experience is staled!
mtcheeeeeewwwwww!

Topic:
Pa Muse, you've not represented the Old Men Association well. You need to be dealt with.

Never can tell if he is bisexual
You want him to rape me?

Btw, can't travel to Nigeria just to pay a visit to Pa Muse or wateva his name is. The last time I visited Nigeria was 3 years ago. Did that cos I had to congratulate my childhood friend, ur president, Jonathan on his victory.

That's by the way tho; just so you'd know, I left Malaga for California, USA six months ago. I own nine estates there; I'd need an overseer and I reckon you should apply through my Personnel Manager cos I'd leave for Nottingham, England in a few days. Just apply for the post, my good friend. Ur remuneration would be something to tell mama about. cheesy

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Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 2:15am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
Really? There is vacant in one of my eateries @ Egypt.... And a lot of motels @Israeli.......
However due to traffic, I will be running down to Russia to take a nap b4 moving to Jerusalem to pray.
We will probably meet @North Korea or China to eat some sushi and worms.... Or what do u feel?

China simply does it for me anytym. U seem to have a great taste. I reckon you were born and bred in Beijing, one of the most beautiful cities in China. I would have loved to join you in China, but I'd need to sign some important documents in Johannesburg, South-Africa in a few minutes. Just purchased six estates there. My lawyer needs to update my records in his shelf.

Not to worry my friend, I'd invite you over to come join me in Canberra, Australia in a few hours. We really need to discuss on some salient issues.

Btw, my granddaughter in Ireland extends her deferences to you. We were together in Dublin 15 minutes ago. We had a grandfather-granddaughter chat over 2 cups of hot Mexican tea. She wishes to continue her education in Havard University. Now, that baffles me, cos she's a Ph.D holder. May be she intends bagging a second Ph.D....itz her dream tho, let her live it up.

I should call my Lawyer now, my private jet is ready to take-off. Would inform you as soon as I'm done.

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:48am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
Really? I once tout she was a boring girl that's why I left for k'Naan in Cape Town. Actually.... I will be having a close door meeting with Obama in few minutes...... Den we later go take breakfast @ Netherlands.

Oh rily! Permit me to say Netherlands (Holland) is my home cos I find happiness there and by extension, make money. A writer once said and I quote;
Home is not where you are from, but rather where you find Happiness and make Money.

Those girls in Amsterdam, the capital city of the Netherlands are above class, they shud be called Phylum, cos in elementary Biology, Phylum is above class.

The palm tress in Ajax, Netherlands are just too wow! Lemme halt here.

Btw, Rio De Janeiro wasn't as I envisaged it to be. I overrated it. Rihanna was utterly disappointed. Buh trust me, I don't run outta ideas. We're now rocking and grooving in one of the suites across the Pacific. Buh I just received a call from the president of World Bank. He is applying to my organization as a cook. Said his remuneration is too low, he wants an upgrade.

Would have to consult my personnel manager in Nottingham, England so as to know if he'z gona be recruited or not. Should be in England in 54 minutes, all things being equal.

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Business › Re: The 10 Leading Family Businesses In Africa by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:33am On Nov 24, 2014

roxell120:
nigeria always represented but there is sth we are not getting right.who can tell me ?

Business › Re: The 10 Leading Family Businesses In Africa by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:28am On Nov 24, 2014

biafranqueen:
Imagine that when will we hold our own wealth?

Question for the incumbent president of France undecided

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:21am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
I left Columbia yesterday.... Iraq still on my mind but will be attending a wedding ceremony @ Portugal and finally go for holidays @Argentina flexing with Messi.

eeeyah...its alryt tho.

Left columbia for Barbados few hours ago. Notin much here tho, just chilling with Rihanna. She wants us to go clubbing in Argetina; the thing is Argetina is just too dry, was there a couple of days ago cos I needed to shake hands with the Argetine President in Bueno Aires. Nah, too dry for my linking.

I managed to convince and confuse her tho. We are currently in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil as we speak. Gosh! Rihanna is something else, dat diva is way below ma class. I'd pass tho.

Romance › Re: A Frnd Nids An Advice by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:12am On Nov 24, 2014

acc001:
Dias dis female frnd whu told m dt each tym she slips wt a guy the guy doesn't sims to mk it in life and if eventually D guy is rich,he goes down broke..wot cud b D cause of ha problm?mature advice pls..

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 1:03am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
Same mission here in Afghanistan. Will also go back to Iran to pick few things.

Afghanistan rily?
Was there few hours ago (Kabul, to be precise). Had an appointment with the incumbent Prime Minister.

Still in Somalia tho, buh I'd need to check on my grandsons in 3 hours. They reside in Bogota, the capital city of Columbia.

Health › Re: I Havnt Seen My Period For 3 Mnths & Im Not Pregnant,what Is Happening? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:59am On Nov 24, 2014

shyna01:
I concur because Nigerians in Latvia can't see her period either

Yea right cos I called my grandsons in Somalia, and they still haven't found it

Crime › Re: Seventy-Five Year Old Man Arrested For Impregnating Thirteen-year Old Girl (PIC) by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:45am On Nov 24, 2014*

KONJI: being a bastard since the days of David, the son of Jesse

This can neva eva happen in Malaga, Spain.....where I schooled

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Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:43am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
M @paris...... Will be through in 30mins n will rush down.
#weDonSpoilOpThread.

oooops! Some finz came up. Had to reschedule ma plans

Now in Mogadishu, Somalia for peace keeping

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:32am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
Close.... Will come check you when I'm through in New York.

when would that be? Cos I'd leave for Los Angeles, California in 5 hours

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:10am On Nov 24, 2014

Matttthew:
No! No!! No!!!
I schooled in Florida.

where in Florida?

I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.

Romance › Re: A Thread For Ugly Boys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:09am On Nov 24, 2014

adekoonlay:
When u go to a brothel and ashewo reject u, you know how ugly that is. The feeling is bad bro but wat can I do.

Ashawo reject u? Lol bros, ur own na highest o

Romance › Re: A Thread For Ugly Boys by ALKARULEZ615(m): 12:04am On Nov 24, 2014

When be our Annual General Membership Meeting? undecided

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Health › Re: I Havnt Seen My Period For 3 Mnths & Im Not Pregnant,what Is Happening? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:56pm On Nov 23, 2014

Her period should be in France

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Romance › Re: [deleted] by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:51pm On Nov 23, 2014

Kari-talk

No sane Nigerian man would wana marry a Fat Lady......except of course there are other things involved

FAT as in very fat o.... Not the moderately fat girls like my eeeerm

Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:47pm On Nov 23, 2014

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Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:47pm On Nov 23, 2014

Matttthew:
#Story for the gods
Okay, I don't understand you cos I schooled in..........

Burkina-Faso

Romance › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Lady Who Has Two Kids For Two Different Men? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:45pm On Nov 23, 2014

Yes. It is advisable because even the girls wey neva born b4 don abort lyk 60 times

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Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Girl/boy On Romance section by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:40pm On Nov 23, 2014

WARRIBLOOD:
okay feed your eyes
https://www.nairaland.com/2011110/match-wits-iii-ema-prince#2011110.16

yes boss

Romance › Re: Who Is The Most Popular Girl/boy On Romance section by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:38pm On Nov 23, 2014

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Romance › Re: Can Real Love Be Found On Social Networks And Forums? by ALKARULEZ615(m): 11:37pm On Nov 23, 2014

Angelina don fall for dat guy wey dey mumu himsef bah? undecided

Dah guy wey dey kari create threads just to scope u bah?

Issokay!

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