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EDGEof2MORO:
the good news for her is that she will never have any children who will mature and dig up her ashewo history from the internet

what's the name of that Tiwa Savage son again? They better put him in a cage where there is no Internet access.

Oh wait....

I heard Tiwa hired an INTERNATIONAL HACKER to wipe off all the videos from the Internet 😂😁😂

She better save all this talk for when she is 50. It is amazing what a couple of years can do.

Over 25 paragraphs on top toto matter. Jesus!

😂🙄🙄🙄😂

Kaczynski:
what's the difference between a man's butt and woman's butt

you are gay. next thing you will start denying it.

sex with my maid? Of all the women in the world. Walahi some men suppose to dey chop for the same plate with pig.

If i hear that even my own brother does such a thing, i will degrade him to the lowest to the point where he will commit suicide. Not talking of friends because we simply can never be friends if I hear such.

Dogalmighty17:
This young man doesn't know he has fallen into the worst trap ever. You don't start visiting brothels because you can never stop. Even if you get married, you will still be visiting brothels. Remember this. Matt God help you.

Just because you have refused to leave ashawo and brothels don't mean that millions of men have not put it behind them.
Speak for yourself.

Inshame3:
I will get married early next year,but I am a perpetual visitor of brothel and my wife think I am a virgin should I reveal my past to her or I should let it go

Mods front page please

Front page kee you there.
Na so you go just dey imagine rubbish dey put for nairaland just to wyne people. seems your life is a very lonely and idle one.

Account123:
I just think I need one on one counsel....

✅

Senkasa:
Bet9ja virtual have destroyed my life.

They didn't ruin your life, You did it repeatedly to yourself.

The funny thing is that you willingly looked for the money yourself and you went to betshop yourself to give them your money now you come here to SEEK FOR HELP but if you are asked to pay for advice and counselling that will help you break the chain, you will not pay. You will become VERY WISE, sceptical & start doubting and say it is a scam but you never applied the same doubt and WISDOM when it comes to giving 100 times the amount to betshop.

Animal.
if to say dem tell this woman to abort the pikin 49 years ago, she for no gree.

Inshame3:
some one just sent me 20k now, the urge to place bet is coming

You must be the richest person in your village.

Inshame3:
Thanks sir, i will love to speak with you
Your point is solicited, I don't even know what to do again, I am just vision less as a result of my gambling addiction

You are where you are right now not because you didn't go to school or you didn't make first class but because of your life choices.
What kind of people do you hang with?
What kind of conversations do you engage in?
Look at your life since you were 25 and you would see the same patterns repeating over and over. Now you are heading towards 40 and these are the only two things going for you?

Except you take a PERSONAL decision to break from the MOULD, you will not change or withdraw from Olosho and gambling even if you get a phone call from Abraham Lincoln and J.F Kennedy combined. Soon as you touch money, it is back to default settings.

On the bright side, most people have been in jail for 20-35 years of their life but you are out here doing what they can't do. The thing is you can do better if you want to but I doubt you will change. Prove me wrong 😁.

Inshame3:
. The only thing I am good at is patronizing prostitute and play virtual games

Don't let anyone tell you that you are not doing well. Keep it up.

Starz825:
But wait which kind name be this TRADER OFFICER

Na those people wey oyibo come spank dem mama and throw any kain name give the pikin. dem full for southSouth

helinues:
But after bathing with soap, the towel still get dirty after bath.

Why? Let's see who can get close

How long do you spend in the bathroom?
is your water clean?
what kind of sponge do you use?
Do you wash your hair & scalp (dust & oils)?
after all this, do you SUN your towels?

MAIN: Now ASSUMING your answer to all the questions above are 100%, don't forget the oxidation reaction (read up and do the maths) that occurs after all that water and soap residue is lodged within the fabric of your towel (esp cotton).

wàhálà for me wey dey use white towels.

Bookhub:
,it will save the human race

Hahahahahahahaha... 😂😁🤣
no be only human race. Na car race.

Goodadvice01:
I asked because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/7684726/colorado-made-me-realize-say

I mean like if I smoke it, will it make me to feel happy and not worry about anything?

YES it works.
Do you remember those Jehova Witness magazines where they show pictures of children eating, laughing and playing with beautiful animals in paradise? That's the kind of feeling you will get.
try it and come back with YOUR OWN testimony ✅
Don't forget to take big puffs and drag it deep for maximum experience.

So Elon Musk and Zuck should leave their mansion

When I tell my barber I WANT TO CHANGE MY FACE, he understands. Not to talk of someone who is always surrounded by the best stylists and image PR.

Freshtruth:
Forget the bears remover look at the old askake picture and d new picture if u done carry mostashe before as soon as u remove the mostache that place go swell d face go be wan kind. Omo this guy is an impostor . Asake no feel young like this

essentialone1:
Ladies keep no memories of favours received. Don't waste time trying to create such memories for her.

Wahala for guys that go all out to go things so that babes will remember them. It is like playing 1000 odds with a million dollars.

Ishilove:
For every one of them that display very bad character on the pulpit

Nope. for every one "overdoing" pastor, there are a thousand more taking note of how THE SHEEPS didn't resist. And this is why such men would continue to dish out ignominy to the sheeps with full confidence

I support the pastor.
He should have even removed his belt and whipped the fool.
Pastors should use the full power that sheeps have given to them till the day the sheeps decide to have sense. See the other sheeps laughing instead of cautioning the pastor against violent conduct.

RIDE ON PASTOR.

200 years from now, stuff like this wouldn't be NEWS. The world is advancing per second and nothing is the same way it used to be.

People who lived on earth 500 years ago would find our present world so weird and confusing too. IVF, space travel, computers, remote control, sensors, electricity, supersonic jet engines, video calls. try going back 300 years to explain any of this to them there.

bamideleoyin:
Sometimes I feel like ending it all
Am 26 years old and I feel like I don't worth living
I seriously need help
Just some words of encouragement will go a long way.

Life is like a boxing match.
Keep Jabbing, Keep your hands up (protect your face) .
it will knock you down but don't lay down for too long or you lose.
Get involved, learn, talk little and listen plenty.
We will all die but don't be in a hurry to go (suicide).
Nobody owes you, nobody will give you, keep fighting. Pick one activity and keep doing it daily and know everything about it, avoid gossip & betting
This advice is majorly for guys because I no sabi advise woman, they always do their own and play the feminine card but just incase you have guts and energy, then this is for you.

Balablue64:
Woman no get spec, dis one sef na white?

Anything that will put stamp on the passport works just fine. If the man like make he come from PLANET OF THE APES.

Sunnyshinylight:
WHY MEN ARE CALLED "GROOM”, AND THE WOMAN “THE BRIDE” ON WEDDING DAY?.

You tried, I will give you a score of 40/100.

Arshley:
Till date, the scars are still on my body but in all of these, I still thank God.

I pray nothing happened to that soldier guy hanging on the bonnet and holding the car's wiper?

Nlfpmod Mynd44

Sorry you had a bad experience and thankfully you are alive to tell the tale but it doesn't equivocate it with whatever that boy did to find himself on that car.
You were hitching a ride, was he?

sleek214:
Many Chinese, Lebanese, Philippines and our African neighbours ( Niger, Benin, Senegal, Ghana) will be deported and won't smell Nigeria for 10 years

with bribe, nothing is impossible in this country where a chinese can order our very own security operative to shoot down his comrade and it will be done without questions.

Another one.

She's so lucky she's not Christian.