₦airaland Forum

Being a Nigerian has already shortened your lifespan.

You can be the holiest person and one police man guns you down for nothing and NOTHING will happen.

Look at all those people kidnapped, distressed, raped, beaten, blinded, harvested by kidnappers and robbers. 70% of them don't drink. Just going about their normal lives and yet.... it happened and nobody gives a f*ck.

Those telling you that alcohol is a slow killer have been eatin chemicals specially designed by industry giants for their own profit without regards for the thousands that will die from their foods and spices that they spend billions to promote on adverts. Coke, Fanta, Hollandia, Energy drinks, Pure Water, Sparkling Water, Spaghetti, Sparkling wine, Non Alcoholic wine, Chi Juice, Maggi, Onga, Tomato Paste.... All lies.

Go to the hospitals and you will wonder where all the high rise of liver and kidney diseases came from.

Do what you want to do and stop asking such inconsequential questions that will change NOTHING.

MrCork:
They toook him to a chidrens party on saturday...i noticed he was playin football wit boys instead of girls

You went to are party and YOU NOTICED a boy. You are a paedophile gay. Na your own worst pass.

All this.... Abeg How much is this going to bring after one month?

you want to win A HEART when men are winning CONTRACTS.

enter 2025 with brain oh

Vikto17:
Just yesterday, she told me that the guy called her again with a different number..

she has seen that you're just a barking cat and you can't do nothing. When a man talks tooooooo much. She will turn you to a childish parrot with her childish games then one day turn around to tell the world that you nag.

Grow some ballz and Tell that fish brain to go handle her issues, i mean.... why the hell is she telling you that a guy called her? to show you that she is still hot cake and you should be worried about the other guy? Now see you have become so worried and restless that you made a topic on Nairaland while she is chilling.

bolabizzle:
What if that friend tells you that you're looking darker? Angry? Sad? A bit disappointed? That's exactly how you will feel.

Speak for yourself you fağggot. Stop trying so hard to pull everyone into your circle of low self esteem.

2cribz:
He didn't wear the jacket ,he did ut in a hurry,fool. When your shoe is there,your yansh middle is there,even underneath your scrotum with mens full pant,then use another tight short boxers cover am is there.u just carry am open like say na biscuit.ozwor

Well ,December in jail .enjoy your beans. Tho na ndlea.u go buy your freedom,if not ..na with v8 engine,straight to court.

you really vex for the guy oh 😂

Shakara don end. wetin remain?

MichaelSokoto:
u escaped 4rm our waiting-to-be-delivered ward last night baa?

Oya collect!

hahahahahaha

Vinnie2000:
Yes, it happens.

Just like GoatHead (Isi-ewu), our fathers believe It is theirs, maybe bcus they are the Head of the family.

you wan use a whole goat head to compare with slice of bread? na wah oh.

e get wetin elders dey drag... no be bread.

BlackyOne:
Dem nor suppose pay Wizkid... Wizkid na still upcoming artist wen need exposure

with him LOUNGE music and excess forming.
God bless davido

Die009:
Wizkid is small that’s why they paid him the fair amount na hype his FC get no good songs

Na forming go finish that guy. Always taking pics with mouth open.

Iamdbull:
,I feel he fell in love with our traditional wear .

So this attire is ONLY for Nigerians? you should try travelling to other countries to expand your view.

Habbeyy:

The clown who likes collecting cards

na him job he dey do. i hope say you get job too.

una really get plenty things to talk about sha.

Presido wan go suck mama breast. Lagos people no vex.

Everytime I check my bank.

iykofias:
Topic for jobless folks

busy busy busy from January to December.
Please rest

Vinnie2000:
Elders, particularly AFRICAN FATHERS do not Joke with this last end of Sliced Bread.

Elder wey dey drag part of bread. wonderful.

Go to court

LIVINGICONREBOR:
Nigerians are inherently very wicked. Always looking for ways to exploit and scam their fellow countrymen.🥱

Nigerians are just so wicked and ever ready to squeeze fellow Nigerians.

Damn

terrain made you place checkpoints every 200 meters

no church name

no location

fake story

Ilamina:
No wonder, most nairalanders look down on me

you are finished

Zionmdde:
I wish every Nigerian abroad will adopt Kemi style. Call out the evil happening in Nigeria, tell your stories, grant interview, let the whole world know what human beings are facing in this Nigeria.

✅🇳🇬✅🇳🇬✅

PurityOrNothing:
Before a sin, Satan tempts you to believe repentance will be easy. After a sin, Satan tempts you to believe repentance is impossible.
..

seems you are besties with the devil for you to know so much about the guy.

Dtruthspeaker:
you are literally and spirituallly sleeping with a witch!

Witch detector don drop quote

make it 92%

No baby bumps = I am gonna pound that ass like a hydraulic hammer.

ChildOfDoom:
Day 4 - betting free

Day 1 - Oloshos free

Story. Big story.

what is Yahoo Boy?

Thief, Fraudstar, Lowlife rogue, Criminal

Say it how it is and stop glorifying them.

Hahahahahahahaha.

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