₦airaland Forum

AGManuel:
Hello House, please help I need advice.

One of the most annoying things about topics of such nature which start by making a clarion call for the need for advise is that it doesn't come with any statement that shows the will to pay for the advice especially when the responder would have to leave whatever he/she is doing in order to pay rapt attention to every word and detail so as to efficiently deliver well tailored and sincer advice especially in a public place like nairaland where the pool of intellect is already filled with derailers and other assorted psychos who just want to catch that thing they term as CRUISE.

I would have preferred having a face to face conversation with you, not because I want to have a conversation but because I actually saw the burden you bear in the way you narrated your ordeal. The sincerity of your heart trauma was felt and I appreciate your maturity in being articulate about the areas of concern.

My submission:
Permit me to start with questions which you should pose to yourself.
- If this your girl was the last woman on earth, would you marry her?
- If there were two women left on earth and she just happened to be one of them ; would you stick with her that has accorded you all respect without dumping you in your lowest moments for better options and still serving you hot sex even when you don't show any desire for her? OR would you take a chance on the other woman?
- Why do you want to get married? For sex? Peaceful coexistence? Eye candy?

- If after spending over 730 days (2 years) with her and you are still with her, with all the qualities you yourself has mentioned, will you sincerely say you can afford to do away with her just for your own inability to bring yourself to see beyond your own selfish desires for someone whose skin just happens to be of different complexion and flesh that protrudes at the back?

- Before I rest my keypad, I have to congratulate you for finding a babe with big ass and yellow skin that has all the wonderful characteristics which can be found in this babe you are now thinking of dumping. In this world full of annoying and disrespectful women, It is not easy to find such a female but you managed to achieve that and this is what is fanning the embers of confusion that is burning in your mind. Wait... Just in case I am wrong and you have not found such a magnificent yellow pawpaw in 2 years, then what exactly is your reason for instigating the demise of your relationship with this current unfortunate babe?

wiseone28:
The driver don buy market

market abi SUPERmarket

Testiebobo:
Not been biased.
Females can interact and express themselves...
But for guys, how do you know if a girl is not a virgin??!
1 through sex👊
2 conversation 😁
3 experience
4 smell😱
5 physical touches
6 body language 🫣
How??
For me I guess through conversation 💀

Don't you have the VIRGIN DETECTOR app?
you can find it on Playstore and Apple.

cutecommend:
If you travel for a month or two, do you trust your partner to be faithful?

Define FAITHFUL.
that word can cut across a whole lot of things especially in a relationship. If you think the worst thing your partner can do is to HAVE SEX with another person then you are still new to many other things.

Imagine you travelled and started getting massive debit alerts.
How about she/he sells off your house and cars?
That your expensive cellar of wine you have saved for over 15 years (my oldest bottle is 21 years old). All gone in a day.

Now I ask again, define FAITHFUL

Basic123:
Bianca is fine

make your own list and let me keep mine.

He go dey alright lass lass

FGC that year. A million memories starting with the very long journey to school.

Bianca Ojukwu

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

nice pic at the louvre.

kodeforce:
Question: Is it too early to ask her to be my girlfriend, or should I give it more time?

Jeez! I cringe when I hear things like
I ASKED HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I ASKED HER OUT

God forbid such lame game

her head Is full of bad stuff

That thunder needs to enter sambisa forest and all the kidnap dens.

NAH!

with all the whole women in the world?

HELL NO! She would probably say same to a one handed nigga if tables were turned.

Besides, there is a difference between crossed legs and using one leg to hide the other leg. She's hiding the other leg.

Xannadu:
The next Sodom and Gomorrah might happen in Nigeria

Seems you have not used your international passport before. Nigeria is amongst the top 10 most decent in the world. We are still very holy compared to what you see outside this country.

spontan:
Male, ironically

Your desire will come and you will be cheated greatly. But it will remain that way if you do not fight and from this vision, it shows that your spirit is a stubborn one that is not ready to be cheated but it is not for you to fight by yourself, you must consult a higher power (with serious and silent prayers, not noise and panic) and face your downtime (fasting and humility) with faith. The turn around will be magnificent.

Karlifate:
Men are always the prize.

Else Regina Daniels will not be hustling for Ned Nwoko, ditto for Shade Okoya.

Put it on KENWOOD speaker. Make dem hear word.
See, as this guy dey like this over 1000 babes have their eyes on him.

Newfoundlove:
What's special about 2face sef

Go to his house and ask him let's see.

Jamal77:
she told me that her office asked her to bring the id cards of her two guarantors ( me& my friend) .

We already know that you will give her the ID card so just do it and stop disturbing us with all this love story. You wey go even follow her go her office to fill form and put fingerprint.

But seriously, those vigilante guys are dumb. How do you conduct such an activity on video and even go ahead to upload it? so dumb.

You are a liar with fake stories.

Oya show us screenshot of your chat with the Nigerian babe if e sure for you.

Let the record label come and meet MERCY CHINWO with such an offer. Let them just try it and see. 😁

Righteousness2:
This is a Genuie child of GOD who has Genuie relationship

Go to school and make yourself useful. What a nuisance.

interesting.

lovediehatelive:
Be there forming woke .

so because I don't agree to be a toto detective like you means I am doing what? FORMING woke? what is woke and how do you FORM it?

delzbaba:
This boy yansh go tell am he go dey smell hell fire smoke but he no go see where the fire dey.

Devil seff go dey pity him condition especially as dem don put IPOB tag for him face. He go explain taya.

kachistone:
By the time dem finish with this one, even him spirit go dey pity am. Because the spirit go come out, tell am Nna ndo then enter him body back.

I wish I could just have a nice table with some cold bottles of beer just close to where this fool will be screaming from pain of plenty slaps and boot stamps.

ABSU students should get ready for 500% increase in school fees.

oyeb15:
Most Rivers road are lonely roads. Any road outside East West road in south South is a lonely road

and what does this your comment about lonely or busy road have to do with anything?

abi you just wan drop comment sha?

Saao:
we're even praying for single lane, we never see

And that is the problem. Hoping for less instead of DEMANDING for the full size.

This is the kind of statement that makes politicians receive accolades from full grown men and women after enticing them with promises of good roads like this one lane road.

1Sharon:
The illusion of a free lunch depends on whoever is offering it and it can be male or female.

Once again, I ask. What is the FREE LUNCH in a woman?

lovediehatelive:
When you ask her if she's a virgin, she has just two options:

So instead of asking her: are you a virgin?

Ask her: when last did you have sex?

You just go around asking girls the condition of their vagina. What a creep.
Maybe you should just print out questionnaire for them to fill. 😁🤣😂