₦airaland Forum

Jacktheripper:
If I lost $200 now, I could commit seppuku.

Ah. with blunt Nigerian knife and police waiting to charge you for ATTEMPT.

Freshtruth:
omo i go try this thing maybe he go change My mindset

Don't do it with a newbie. make sure say na girl wey u sabi and you hold the remote control. if not, bye bye to your cap.

Beremx:
God bless Senator Natasha for exposing the randy He-goat.

Let her go and expose him in a competent court of law.

yarimo:
where are pictures and videos to back up your claims

you walk around with a camera crew for that?

Freshtruth:
You can masturbate 6 times a day but u cannot have sex 6 times a day. The masturbating releasing is sweeter than the normal sex releasing i have tested both.

Have you tested the RELEASE that comes from having your diyk sucked by a beautiful babe who has your diyk in one hand and AZ in the other hand? She's gripping your diyk, looking you straight in the eyes and laughing.

chatinent:
See a doctor bro. Leave chemist and fake drugs.

I hope you mean this as a joke. If you really meant this as an actual statement, then I understand your envy as someone who is supposed to be a writer.

Where is my reading chair?

Done.

If could turn back time to 2012 when I lost over $200,000 because of a very tiny, integral mistake. Everytime I remember it, I feel like drinking a bottle of PASTIS to forget my entire past.

I remember when BitCoin was still an ordinary advert on the Internet.

Jacktheripper did it again. 👍🏽

She no send am go enter CBN or World bank.

After all the suffering on earth mama still dey send am message for spirit world to go dey roam about to dey hustle for revenge wey the person fit still nack am another jazz.

She no even add food wey the spirit go chop before he go the message. na wahhh o.

fineberry:
The place in question is a viewing center/ snowcar and table tennis joint owned by the same person..

SNOWCAR or RAINBUS?

that old nose was.....

AGManuel:
Hello House, please help I need advice.

One of the most annoying things about topics of such nature which start by making a clarion call for the need for advise is that it doesn't come with any statement that shows the will to pay for the advice especially when the responder would have to leave whatever he/she is doing in order to pay rapt attention to every word and detail so as to efficiently deliver well tailored and sincer advice especially in a public place like nairaland where the pool of intellect is already filled with derailers and other assorted psychos who just want to catch that thing they term as CRUISE.

I would have preferred having a face to face conversation with you, not because I want to have a conversation but because I actually saw the burden you bear in the way you narrated your ordeal. The sincerity of your heart trauma was felt and I appreciate your maturity in being articulate about the areas of concern.

My submission:
Permit me to start with questions which you should pose to yourself.
- If this your girl was the last woman on earth, would you marry her?
- If there were two women left on earth and she just happened to be one of them ; would you stick with her that has accorded you all respect without dumping you in your lowest moments for better options and still serving you hot sex even when you don't show any desire for her? OR would you take a chance on the other woman?
- Why do you want to get married? For sex? Peaceful coexistence? Eye candy?

- If after spending over 730 days (2 years) with her and you are still with her, with all the qualities you yourself has mentioned, will you sincerely say you can afford to do away with her just for your own inability to bring yourself to see beyond your own selfish desires for someone whose skin just happens to be of different complexion and flesh that protrudes at the back?

- Before I rest my keypad, I have to congratulate you for finding a babe with big ass and yellow skin that has all the wonderful characteristics which can be found in this babe you are now thinking of dumping. In this world full of annoying and disrespectful women, It is not easy to find such a female but you managed to achieve that and this is what is fanning the embers of confusion that is burning in your mind. Wait... Just in case I am wrong and you have not found such a magnificent yellow pawpaw in 2 years, then what exactly is your reason for instigating the demise of your relationship with this current unfortunate babe?

wiseone28:
The driver don buy market

market abi SUPERmarket

Testiebobo:
Not been biased.
Females can interact and express themselves...
But for guys, how do you know if a girl is not a virgin??!
1 through sex👊
2 conversation 😁
3 experience
4 smell😱
5 physical touches
6 body language 🫣
How??
For me I guess through conversation 💀

Don't you have the VIRGIN DETECTOR app?
you can find it on Playstore and Apple.

cutecommend:
If you travel for a month or two, do you trust your partner to be faithful?

Define FAITHFUL.
that word can cut across a whole lot of things especially in a relationship. If you think the worst thing your partner can do is to HAVE SEX with another person then you are still new to many other things.

Imagine you travelled and started getting massive debit alerts.
How about she/he sells off your house and cars?
That your expensive cellar of wine you have saved for over 15 years (my oldest bottle is 21 years old). All gone in a day.

Now I ask again, define FAITHFUL

Basic123:
Bianca is fine

make your own list and let me keep mine.

He go dey alright lass lass

FGC that year. A million memories starting with the very long journey to school.

Bianca Ojukwu

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do you like my profile photo?

“Like” my profile photo if you like my profile photo[/color]

nice pic at the louvre.

kodeforce:
Question: Is it too early to ask her to be my girlfriend, or should I give it more time?

Jeez! I cringe when I hear things like
I ASKED HER TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I ASKED HER OUT

God forbid such lame game

her head Is full of bad stuff

That thunder needs to enter sambisa forest and all the kidnap dens.

NAH!

with all the whole women in the world?

HELL NO! She would probably say same to a one handed nigga if tables were turned.

Besides, there is a difference between crossed legs and using one leg to hide the other leg. She's hiding the other leg.

Xannadu:
The next Sodom and Gomorrah might happen in Nigeria

Seems you have not used your international passport before. Nigeria is amongst the top 10 most decent in the world. We are still very holy compared to what you see outside this country.

spontan:
Male, ironically

Your desire will come and you will be cheated greatly. But it will remain that way if you do not fight and from this vision, it shows that your spirit is a stubborn one that is not ready to be cheated but it is not for you to fight by yourself, you must consult a higher power (with serious and silent prayers, not noise and panic) and face your downtime (fasting and humility) with faith. The turn around will be magnificent.

Karlifate:
Men are always the prize.

Else Regina Daniels will not be hustling for Ned Nwoko, ditto for Shade Okoya.

Put it on KENWOOD speaker. Make dem hear word.
See, as this guy dey like this over 1000 babes have their eyes on him.

Newfoundlove:
What's special about 2face sef

Go to his house and ask him let's see.

Jamal77:
she told me that her office asked her to bring the id cards of her two guarantors ( me& my friend) .

We already know that you will give her the ID card so just do it and stop disturbing us with all this love story. You wey go even follow her go her office to fill form and put fingerprint.

But seriously, those vigilante guys are dumb. How do you conduct such an activity on video and even go ahead to upload it? so dumb.

You are a liar with fake stories.

Oya show us screenshot of your chat with the Nigerian babe if e sure for you.

Let the record label come and meet MERCY CHINWO with such an offer. Let them just try it and see. 😁

Righteousness2:
This is a Genuie child of GOD who has Genuie relationship

Go to school and make yourself useful. What a nuisance.