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Treadway:
lol....how can you say this with a straight face?

walahi it was just like a marketer trying to sell a lawnmower with the ability to shave beards as one of its advantages. The audacity shocked me 🤣😂.
Looking at the tyres of the bus clearly shows AI inaccuracy but this OP no wan gree for anybody sha.

Koralords:
His. Only looking for relevance

Relevance?
Eedris is well known and if he dies today, the news will be all over every RELEVANT Nigerian news platform.
Who are you? Who knows you? Has any journalist (even press club) mentioned you before? If you drop dead right now will it even appear on your friend's WhatsApp status for one full week or will you be forgotten like a drop of water in an ocean of INSIGNIFICANCE?

The way you guys hide behind your phones and type crap that you can not repeat in public on a face to face level.

Mom007:
Severe pains. I'm not righteous but I am working on it. Continue spewing hate. Your father is very proud of you.

So Boring. Hate? Who sabi your papa?

Mom007:
. Instead of asking HOW you can have a covenanted and personal relationship with God

Here we go! the righteous prick that God loves more than every other person is up again. Say hello to yourself when the day comes.
Na you God promise dey work for pass abi but we have seen a million of your type and you just happen to be the smallest of them. The good news is that you will grow up someday.

Hating on you? Will you ever attain such relevance?
you have a better relationship with God than other people right? Funny.

Samantha125:
He needs to know cat's style, grrrr!!!🤣🤣🤣

And cat style brings back the libido?

Maybe he should add rabbit style to it.

The papa dey fear to go alone?

JOACHINpedro:
What's all these!?
Father Lord protect the common man

Father lord is busy with other serious countries

Special on in WWE? Special Fighter.

Double0h7:
Hmmmm. Be nice! The world is hard already and we don't know what people are going through nowadays. People come online looking for a community and a place to relax.

I have called back the cracken.

Ibkay32:
Brother, you need to calm down. You guys take things too seriously in this space. If you read carefully from the beginning, I was the one who mentioned bad spots due to the sins I’ve committed. I’m not being selective here; we’re all just here to learn. If you look closely, I even bolded the part where you called her an insensitive bastard. You shouldn’t have said that. That was the only reason I quoted you — if not, I wouldn’t have mentioned you at all.

You actually took your time to write nicely and that is the only reason I would "sheath" my keypad for now and swallow further comments (against my will) . Enjoy your day.
👍🏽

Double0h7:
Ps calling someone a bastard unprovoked is an emotional response. Your message is oozing emotions.

Nope. if I see a mad person and call the person a mad person, I am simply placing the noun as it fits the persona. Do I need emotions to do so? Maybe you do, I don't.

Double0h7:
How did you get all of that from that 1 picture?!?! [/b]

It baffles me where all that religious talk came from in a picture that clearly shows how someone is using the heat from a cooking pot to melt left over oils that have congealed in the plastic bottles.
People just write things to bamboozle others and make themselves look sophisticated.... but we see through the shenanigans.

Ibkay32:
You shouldn't be insulting people who hold on to faith despite hardship. Some of those same people you mentioned still pray, still hope, still believe, and that’s strength, not stupidity.

there is a fat difference between HOLDING ON TO FAITH DURING HARDSHIP and rubbing it in peoples' face by saying that they are in a bad spot because they offended God or their ways are not right with God. Go back and read again from both sides and adjust your selectivity.

Bitterness? Anger? Those are your interpretations and not necessarily my reality. I am actually busy at work online and void of emotions but it is okay if you actually need to be emotional before you write or point out facts without pampering anyone.

Pain and tragedy don’t mean someone isn’t a child of God. Bad things happen to good people, that’s life, not proof of who’s holy or not....
I wonder why you are telling me this. Am I the one who is saying other people are facing tragedy because of their sin or are you just confused and in a rush to comment and take sides?

Mom007:
Lol.
This is hilarious... and fortunately only applies to those who are estranged from God. They are meat for the enemy, truly pathetic. I am a child of God. Like any child, i am not perfect but My life and existence means something to God. Even when I go through difficult seasons, I am not consumed by despair because I KNOW my redeemer lives.

Na only you be child of God.
Those that got killed right in the church are not.
Those that faced tragedy and ended up in IDP camps to become sex slaves for morning food are not.
Those that got cancer and other deadly diseases before the age of 15 are not.
Those that fell victim to scams and bank wipes are not.
Those that suddenly lost all their life saving and entire families to robbers and kidnappers are not.

Holier than thou. Na only you get redeemer.
What an insensitive bastard.

Sambkay32:
Rich man pikin go think say this one nah experiment 😭😭
Poor man pikin dey suffer

this one no be experiment oh. na real ghetto practical.

IyaTola:
it's not.

topic was created 6th April, this is the the 11th. are you still going to do it or you just playing with us?
Can you do it on live streaming?

Chidollars1994:
I’m thinking of sending her back to the village but I’m afraid she will be so lonely there

Living with a parent who has just lost his/her spouse can be problematic especially when it is not a wealthy home where money can give you an array of options to alleviate the problem and channel the mind of the bereaved. If there was plenty money, maybe you would have sent her on temporary vacation or even invited her sisters to come spend time with her or open a business that would keep her too busy.
It is hard and demanding and I know this from first hand experience. I hope God comes through for you.

Women are the masters of this very game but see how she is throwing her PAIN everywhere. even on the girl.

the way they quickly ask for forgiveness like it is their right.

Ibkay32:
Dear men,

A real man respects....

A REAL WOMAN should not be talking about what a real man is except she is actually a man.

You have breast and toto but you are a professional at knowing who A REAL MAN is and all the things he should or shouldn't do as long as it fits into your profit and advantage scheme.

I think of all the homeless people who are not lucky enough to have a roof over their head when such clouds build up and all the worries in their mind.

You will not understand what they face until you face a LEAKING ROOF or broken window.

Life bites differently.

One of you is the driver and the other is the conductor.
The MECHANIC is there too.
CAR WASHER is in the mix too.

I hope she has shown you your position sha so you will not spend time in another person's rank. By the way, kudos to you all.

SultanOfPuna:
back to sender and to your family

If your daughters and sister or any female relatives related to u find themselves in a similar situation or not the world would say terrible and unapologetic statement and or comments to them in Jesus name.
Even if it’s a minor scenario they will call them olosho and spit on them
May the universe and ogun lakaye accept this curse on you
ISEE ISEE!!

Your childish words will HAUNT you.

AkpaMgbor:
Nobody remembers or rather rates the beauty of Arsene wenger’s playing style in the champions league but they remember how Chelsea parked the biggest double decker bus ever seen on their way to the finals in 2012.

Please behave yourself.

99thEnemy:
You never mention 700 concubines yet oh!

then the UNDOCUMENTED side chics.

Goodmarlian:
when konji comes calling you will Bow down to an 18 years just to chuk the tip inside.

Stop trying so hard just to reflect your life and your inability to resist the urge to stop touching your dikc on others.

kiddkash:
Forget wives what about mothers in law

oh men! All the billing.

SultanOfPuna:
yes you are jobless.
A jobless grammar Nazi
This is a public forum you dunce

You must be some old hagged f**l that dosent understand how the internet works

Oh now, he is an internet expert! Hallelujah!

Hello Mr Phillip Emeagwali, please tell us how the internet works in relation to your inability to write correctly and your phobia for commas. Enlighten us with your outstanding buffoonery.

SultanOfPuna:
Only a jobless nonentity will take out time to scrutinze word for word. Very jobless creature.
Did i tell you im writing a formal letter you dunce??
This is a public forum and i choose to wrire however TF i want to sissy.
Now go somehere else and cry like the sissy you are. Always complain

Guess who was complaining about Nigerians, Look at him.
So in your world, one has to be jobless to be able to read carefully and point out silly errors or you are just so embarrassed that your bluff has been called out? Hide your face in a pit of shame and refund every penny your parents spent on your education, if we can even call it that.
Seems you have an everlasting problem with the use of COMMAS. So much for your academic prowess. Funny boy, you have been weighed, measured and found wanting.

SultanOfPuna:
One thing i have come to notice
Nigerians can read English..

If you write an epistle
Nigerians will read it but the main problem is understanding!!!

Many Nigerians can read but their comprehension skill is very low.
Go to nairaland and see graduates that can't umderstand simple write ups.

Nigeria Educational System is the worst in west Africa

Just look at the enormous CUNT that is trying so hard to talk about the decadence of the educational system and how Nigerians can't read and comprehend.
Let us start from this shabby rubbish you spent time to write. Now score yourself on a scale of ONE to HUNDRED and end up face flat with a single digit score. See how the whole structure is a great example of the very same thing you DARE to complain about; a write-up void of commas and cloaked with a thick garment of wrong punctuations and typos. For your mother's sake, how do you write FOUR whole paragraphs without a single comma? What manner of fool does that?
If you really want people to comprehend, then you should try writing like you actually went to school built for humans because it is so hard to comprehend trash. You can do better (I doubt it 😁).
You write an epistle? You? An ordinary fly that thinks it is a bee, don't flatter your excusable being.