₦airaland Forum

descartes400:
She's your type, may you marry a woman with her character. Ameen!

Just the way your mama be my type.

just because I mentioned someone's attributes then the next thing that comes to your mind is marriage. small pikin dey worry you.

Benbroz:
will this breakfast for two be regarded as over pampering her or its a thumbs up.?

If this is your regular life then why should it be thumbs up or pampering?
if it is my regular lifestyle to drive around in a nice car with AC then why should I downsize because I carried one babe like that in my car?

So you get it? The real question is about you and not her. IS IT YOUR REGULAR BREAKFAST OR YOU JUST SIMPING TO IMPRESS?

UcheKingsley1:
Mugu, as if you can afford it

if you were not a fool then you would have seen that THE AFFORDABILITY is the point the government would use to reduce suicide. When you actually know that you must pay to die, then you would use the money for something else.

CJStarz:
And Yorubas will be buying and using them instead of jumping into the lagoons .

T-Billz would have used this quietly 😁

UcheKingsley1:
Shut the fvck up.....do you give them money to buy it and kill themselves?

you want free suicide? you want someone to clean your mess for free? that is why someone like you can never ever run government. you will always be at the complaint side of life because your brain is just to atom size to grasp anything.

many lives, hopes and dreams... gone

This will appear on FRONT PAGE two days later

Exceed15:
Really!Are they encouraging people to take their lives ?

Just imagine that you are in a TRAIN and your train has to make an emergency stop because someone wanted to kill himself and chose to jump in front of the train. Your mind will be messed up and the government will spend money on repairs. What about those that jump into express road and cause the death of others?
You are a hotel owner and you are minding your business jeje then someone lodging in your VIP decides the best thing to drink in your hotel room is a nice bottle of SNIPER. His vomits and shits all over your bed and walls and destroys the TV and furniture as he/she struggles with death. Next thing police matter.

If you know how much government spends cleaning up the mess left behind by suiciders then you will know that it is far better this way.
Those that want to die will die peacefully and they can be buried with dignity without stressing people that are still alive.

papiSNEH:
Man must not leave by bread alone

yes he can WENT with tea

Preciousgirl:
Why do guys still knowing I am married with my ring still have the nerve to ask me out?

God punish you and your ring. Attention seeker wey nobody dey toast coming dey lie for here.

Naija ladies will really miss the way toasters woo them here and there. They cross Naija and become so lonely and sexually frustrated.

As a guy, beer and women will be very far from you for a long while and you have to watch every step and action unlike Naija where you can throw a party FOR NO REASON and babes will be everywhere.

janedonez:
Trump just like wahala aswear

and you say so because years of wasteful government in NIGERIA has made you think it is okay for the family of an ex official to have a better life and more security (paid by taxpayers) than you and other regular Nigerians.
I have said it before, our politicians are not the problem. The problem is fellow Nigerians like you that clap and allow for their rubbish to continue for generations.

who started all this and even encouraged it? the youth.?

This is the everyday lifestyle of many men and women in the upper class age in society, politcian or not. Go to any federal or state secretariat at night or weekends and see the level of JAZZ these people bring in to FORTIFY their offices. Search all those AGBADA in house of assembly and see those with tortoise and chameleon and etc around their waist and body.

Do you really think we would see less of these juju things if SOCIAL MEDIA was alive in the 40s and 50s up to Year 2000? Nollywood only threw light on the happenings, Nollywood didn't promote anything because it still would have been going on with high speed, Nollywood or not.

Everydaylove:
The truth is that guy must die too .

you really have not learnt anything about this country. Even Kabiru Sokoto that bombed a whole church and killed hundreds was allowed to escape. What about Rev. King?
Quietly lower your expectations to avoid shock.

Retribution007:
Tired of sporty bleeping you Cash out with me.......

screenshot your SPORTY LOYALTY page if e sure for you say you no b scum scam.

Wizzy13:
Afterall i Still get this from you
is falling in love a crime.

why you seff FALL? you no sabi waka well abi your leg dey pain you?

But seriously, Natasha is a very tough and rugged babe.

But you can go to such related gatherings of clubbers and indecent dressers and worldy people and collect a gospel award. right?

Wizzy13:
My ex who left for another guy has return begging after leaving but unfortunate for her i have moved on with my life.
I thank you all for your advice

here is the previous thread
https://www.nairaland.com/8347707/how-stop-thinking-ex

where is the text message backing this up?

StillDtruth:
This must mean that you have not yet gone to the university else you would have known the subject called Logic

Logic? Computer Logic or Mathematical or Philosophical? Please which university did you attend to learn the kind of LOGIC that helps you speak accurately on the behalf of others?

P.S - I am still in JSS1.

StillDtruth:
It is a burden you placed on the op

Interesting. Seems you are a professional mind reader or is it the OP that told you about the burden?

StillDtruth:
Stop placing unnecessary burdens. We all know diabolism and evil when they come up.

So my question is a burden?
WE ALL KNOW? Sorry Mr Diabolism and Evil expert, Speak for yourself.

Gggjhhj:
. What if your kid was a witch been scared of the tailors annointing

😁😁😁

GBPUSD:
We kept the clothes for weeks and after bringing them out again, he'd start running away. It clearly dawned on me that something was definitely wrong.

so anything your son rejects has a diabolical undertone?

Time changes everything

DRKRIZ:
This woman is a serpent.... imagine the way she is faking the tears....This is indeed a replica of Potiphar's wife.

If Joseph had been in the presence of Natasha instead of Mrs. Potiphar, He would have been crucified in the middle of Egypt for the worst lies ever. He would have needed more than one God to save him.

Racoon:
Thunder fire this wicked El-Rufai family. This boy is wickedness personified.

He is not wicked oh.
He is only being bold to say what his father and other HIGHLY PLACED people from their tribe have been locking up in mind for decades. God is using him to expose many things but Nigerians will still come out in large quantities to campaign and vote for him and his type.

this guy will be senator or even president tomorrow

HAIREST?

Oyibo come and take back your language oh.

ecomalchemisttt:
No be ment be that ?!

no be MENT at all oh.
this is just the voice of one person that is finally saying the mindset of all the millions of of aboki. This is a clear reason why bandits hardly get caught, their people cover them with this mentality.

if you like be the most hardworking man on earth, woman must do their own and still blame you for it.

My guy was diving on the field while GYM TRAINER was diving on his wifey.

plenty ASSet