₦airaland Forum

imagine you wake up and see this one riding your dick and she's looking at you straight in the eyes while she has a broken bottle in one hand. 😁🤣😂

Maxwellfbi:
do we have sex therapist in Abuja??

let me give you the number for two sisters that will send your dick back to FACTORY RESET.

Yes they are actual sisters from the same mother

shacks99:
South Africa giving us wotowoto. It's a wake up call for all Nigerians.

Do you really believe this is the first time such ineffective comment has been made?
WAKE UP CALL for which Nigerians? You need to wake up because the same NIGERIANS will pay even if the price is increased to 500k a month for cable TV.

Summon and collect your own share.

Shey I tell you.

no dey form MONITORING SPIRIT on top woman toto. You better rest and stop bothering that babe.

I hope that pastor has a very big dick with chains of veins all over it that will make her grab the sheets, roll her eyes and bite her lips.

You nova see anything. You will call her till your own battery dies.

iamnotillicit:
Pastors like it tithe...

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😁😁😁

Sad for the girl but is it that Nigerians do not do good works in Europe that is worthy of news reporting?

Maria96:
Nawa. She is currently unmarried but has two kids now

Real men will forget whatever she said and marry her sister, whatever she said is in the past. 😁

Na only the penny wey escape me.

Princesslee:
Baddest😂😂😂😂😂😂. So you have tried too

i nova try but I know how the game dey go naw.

Toto plenty for my phone oh and I get wife so nothing concern me and KONJI unless I dey for fasting.

timothydare:
Chelsea for sure
Cfc please make move, d guy is talented

it will be well with you and your family.

Chelsea for life and life and life

verminnel:
She dodged a bullet. He never was her's !!!

Awon bullet dodgers.

you guys will still dodge nuclear bomb.

ilovewater89:
What can I do to make sure A man loves me and never changes

1. What do you do for a living?

2. Name 3 achievements you have attained in the last 3 years that would make a man attracted to you.

3. What is your academic and educational background and qualifications?

El Rufai don pay one week advert fee for nairaland

Peterodion49:
Please whatsapp 09158263389 08171096446 I am Peter reside in Abuja DM me for serious relationships

E don teyy wey you dey post stuff like this.

- so nobody don contact you. abi you seff na wrong number?
- All the babes for that your phase one axis nko? abi na only men dey there?
- by now konji go don restrict your airflow 😁

Wizzy13:
How do you feel when compared to others.
A girl compared Me with her ex, how the guy dey do anything she want,

I think say na better thing seff wey she tell you. This one still be girl, even your wife go tell you things wey go make you wan use pressing iron for her mouth but as a real gee, shun and FACE WHAT YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

The real problem is not about what she said, it is about you. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?

olumaxi:
The suspect screamed for help ...e wan run from d consequences

walahi that part makes me so angry. Why SCREAM? 5 minutes ago he was a MAN.

Exceed15:
This idiot just crumbled his life right before him. Peace, freedom is now far from him. Possible life imprisonment.

Don't bank on it. This is Nigeria and EVERYTHING is possible.

“A neighbour said he saw the man beating his girlfriend in his room for a reason yet unknown. A few minutes later, the suspect screamed for help."

Hard man started SCREAMING like a little girl.

sonsomegrigbo:
Let the pigs and the idiots show us something like this in their DOT IN THE CIRCLE

you woke up with this in your stomach?

This one na content creation. Show me the pictures in the next 7 years.

They can't summon boko & kidnap sponsors.
So Ahmed Musa, being a Nigerian citizen has no right to talk to his fellow Nigerian on the phone? I wish this summons was true so that we can truly know that our house of reps have become comedy central.

Wretched clowns.

na to use better rusted 9 inch nail for one of them head while the other one watch and scream in horror.

Nothing more sweeter than the screams of a thief who was forming HARD GUY some minutes ago.

Babe got beautiful legs.
Congratulations and good luck.

Bookhub:
I want to ghost her too so she will be obsessed with me.

shey I talk am!

Mopeola:
Yeah we r on the same shoes

come down from the shoe. life no hard

Youngsoldier69:
Are you dumb why would you do such a thing. Who in God's name tells someone their playing them

The guy should be put in the museum of everlasting fools.

wayray:
I now regret telling her the truth and not letting her embark on the journey.

You went to tell her what? You even asked her to do what? You are an eternal fool sha.

This is the default setting for an average Nigerian. Always talking about age rather than actual value and real relevance.
Always quick to play the pathetic AGE card.

Yes. Let them increase it.

Nigerians pay the lowest prices for cable TV in the world. - Reno Omokirikiri

LAMBA