₦airaland Forum

Goldplucker:
1. Don't sleep with a woman on the first day of seeing her naked body. Create an emergency and stop.

Hahahahahahahaha. I like this one. She will be lost in confusion for a long time. Any man that can deliberately (not erectile dysfunction oh) pull this off is automatically my friend.
I like guys with stern level of self control and ability to SAY NO and do things on their own accord, that is some high level of power only few men possess.

imagrg:
Side-chicks should be avoided at all cost. They shouldn't be by your side at all because they are a threat to your happiness.

Speak for yourself. You can avoid them at all cost, It is not for everybody.

fman:
If she is better than some wife, then why is she a side chick?

Now picture this.
A man is already married (tied to another woman) and after a year or two (maybe months) he met someone with outstanding qualities which his wife lacks. That is it, he met her after he was already chained to another and as per your question, we have seen so many men who went ahead to marry their side chick or suffer the emotional pain of not being able to do so (due to financial, obligatory or religious constraints) but this does not apply to all "SIDE CHICS" as some are just only meant for pleasurable company. Comprende?

This your childish question has shown how slow your brain is & Once again you have removed the veil of doubt concerning your ability to reason like an adult. You have shown your stupidity again like you did the last time and I hope it is not a generational thing. People like you should not be involved in any conversation apart from listening and taking notes.

Sirchiboy:
Just clocked 46 yesterday.
And nothing to write home about

you wey dey bring childish topics and comment like teenager.

My favourite part was when Benjamin Guggenheim said
"We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen"

That part made my heart beat with the pride of 1000 warriors. I will never forget those words and I will never entertain fear in the face of death. NEVER.

obinna58:
Jack committing suicide, that was the most interesting part, there was a part for him to stay afloat but he chose suicide

Don't mind the foolish guy. That platform was big enough for two of them and the evil bastard girl was just enjoying it alone while the fool was SIMPING in the cold water. 😂

If you live with me for one week you will see 100 of such OUTBOX thinking and problem solving skills.
I remember when I got a promotion in 2010 for some crazy outbox thinking that saved our machine and another worker from getting crushed and I didn't know the main boss was watching.

AmbassadoR100:
Advice her to carry the pregnancy and deliver. Then go for DNA test to know if you're the Father. If you are.. Take care of your child but if you are not.. Go your way.

Run away from abortion. It may not end well.

The way you young fools just casually and easily mention DNA TEST like it is buying groundnut in a shop. This is clearly a case of a loose girl with no sense that this guy should run from and you are here giving trash advice.

Lakebib:
My friend asked me about her last night and I told him what happened and he said I shouldn't have blocked her, he insisted that I should have taken care of the pregnancy first before cutting ties with her. I would love to get other opinions on the matter..

You say na your friend be this? Abi na Lucifer in FRIENDS clothing? Better run from that friend.

Dear pastors,

why don't you use MIRACLE ALERT to fill up your church bank account?

See how people reason.

is this how BIAFRA will operate? By granting of individual wishes?

Omoawoke:
Guys, if you never heard beast of nation by Fela, you are missing a whole lot

The soundtrack is not from this dimension. 😭😭😭😭

Omoh!!! The sound track is from another realm

I give it to Fela !!!

Just go to your music app and play beast of no nation by Fela… it’s insane

The bass guitar intro and the vocals were dope

Lady Gaga & P!nk need to do one very serious song. Their vocals give me goosebumps.

Lady Gaga & Miley Cyrus Duet on an actual R&B song would be super too.

ThorOdinson:
I am 6.3 tall and yet
I am single and no woman wan settle down or asked me out yet.
I feel all this tall guy stuff is horeshit myth

maybe you are just tall, wack and boring with awkward vibes with zero confidence. Nobody wants that kind of combination.

it is all about the combination. Height is not enough.

CivilEngineer90:
I need her name asap

Na transgender dey hungry you abi

shox:
The shoes are not original sef

and it makes this barbaric act okay?

Iamicekid:
You wan breakup or you said you have breakup, so how the hell did she have access to your house… unna sha mumu sha

the girl even pity the mugu

Yes I support this.

pastors need to do more of this and other related dehumanising things to their members till people start to get sense.

Ride on pastor

annolomy:
1. I even told her to answer the call in my presence
2. I told her to show me proof of their chats, and I would drop the matter completely.

You are still a boy. When you finally MAN UP, you will not be asking women to show you their phone or let them stress you with their baggage, you will learn to fuxk to your satisfaction and use the SILENT EJECT button once you start sensing stuff that dont make sense. No questions, No quarrel just EJECT.

BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY

"trying to make ends meet, you're a slave to the money till you die"

Two men. One wore wig and make-up

That preek go dey ask God why... why oh Lord?

Jacktheripper:
I froze like someone had just lost their life savings.

This was my breaking point. I spilled my beer.

Guy..... You dey steady collect my accolade. Well done.

fman:
Iya'la iya wa pe!!!

Iwo ati Iya'la Iya'e ma ku si'nu konga. Obo Iya'e ma pe

E pain am. 😂😁😁😁😆😆😆😆

fman:
U just proved that u r not
OK.
Wa pe

Iwo ati Iya'la Iya'e ma ku si'nu konga. Obo Iya'e ma pe.

fman:
Are u OK?

I know this is the same question your father asked your mother when she presented you to him as his unfortunate child 😂😁😂.

Hard man. Hard man. IN THE MUD.

his mother and father will be running about, spending all their money and selling all their farm land to bail the foooooool. His brothers & sisters will not be able to raise their head in society because this foooooool has put a dark spot on their image forever. Who wan marry sister of a senseless murderer? Who wan do business with brother of such a person?

This mugu will be in prison with guys that will always want to fxck him or kill him.no more warm food to eat. No more TV and Internet and big ass babes. He will never ever use his bank account again and will never have up to 100k till he dies.

Hahahahahahahaha. What a looooooooser.

AbujaLagos:
Typo error is inevitable

There is a big fat difference between the occurence of a typo and the infusion of a homonym. One is a mistake and the other is an outright WRONG. But then again, no be our language.

fman:
Can u see how your brains function?

At least my brain FUNCTIONS. I wish I could say same for you that think you can SEE neural functions with bare eyes. what an incredible dumbo.

1. your husband dey for DANGEROUS offshore work you come dey share the cookie till the cookie jar break.

2. She even involved the children and left offshore worker children OVERNIGHT so she can go and sleep with VIGILANTE. The lives of those kids meant nothing to her. She deserves to die and be eaten by dogs. May her dumb soul continue to face everlasting torment.

3. the Olu guy na mumu. how you go camp person wife till belle rise. He deserves to be thrown in a pool of crocodiles.

4. Someone should check on Bright Edafe, that man don see rubbish taya. Police better be paying him in dollars.