₦airaland Forum

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ZombieDredd:
It nearly claimed my brother.
He hit back of his head on the basin, na God save am that day

I survived this over 10 years ago.

I slipped and hit my back and the back of my head on the bathroom wall and woke up about 30 mins later. The tiles on the bathroom wall cracked seriously due to the impact, it was HORRIBLE.

anxiousguy:
Hello nairalanders.
I had a fallout with some friends and ever since then I've been having this anxious feeling all the time. Its affecting my health already.

Your forefathers fought against the strongest men FACE TO FACE, slayed the toughest animals and braved the harshest weather but here you are, A PUSSY crying about his fucking FEELINGS and trying to look complicated and begging for attention on the Internet.

SHAME on you whimp.

franvincoop:
Na because na South you dey, try reach North na there you go complete am with multiple Usman, Uwais, Useni, Umaru, Kasu, Kaka, Karawa, Kyari, Kante, Wangbara, Wurie, then u collect GWR to be presented by Lord Lugard himself.

Hahahahahahahaha. I cover my pweek with blood of Jesus abeg.

Bea1234:
If you see me sef, you no go fit talk nonsense for my side.

Person wey dey fear to talk to him friends don dey brag online. Talking of Lizard, look in the mirror.

iLegendd:
If you're in her shoe, how will you escape this or will you give in?

Stay there dey form INSPECTOR GADGET on top woman toto. Captain SAVAHO

Walking around with these questions means You nova ready to fuckToto be that. After doing this JOB INTERVIEW, you will find yourself ALONE in your bed wanking.

Before you know it, 5 years don pass and you nova see toto because 99% of Nigerian girls will not answer these questions.

Good Luck with the KONJI

And u no fit ask your guys abi dem no gree tell you cos you are a cunt.

Only a cunt will leave his guys and come to public forum to be asking rubbish. Dem suppose lock you for one room beat you till you shit for body.

Lieutenant83:
Benue State is a Coward State....quote me anywhere

It is like Benue people have accepted this as their eternal fate like their life belongs to fulani man's desire and wishes.
Whenever fulani feels thirsty, he just goes to Benue and tell them to raise their skirt up so he can smash them as he wants even if he wants to do it 5 times a day.

Just like that.

No investigation, No arrests will be made.

If any arrest is made, they will be repackaged with tax payers money in the name of REPENTED bandits.

oz4real83:
when it has to do with marriage, a man should be the one seeing the main vision while a lady should only be confirming the vision the man saw.

E be like say you be expert and technical adviser on VISION MATTERS. Wow.

Nollywood part 7

Olatara:
Even X, Q and Y?

I have done Queen and Yvonne and one Yetunde.
X is so rare that I don't consider it.

MASTAkiLLAh:
Just sell your damn book instead of all this your rogbodiyan stories

😂

illicit:
My body count is approaching 60...
If I was a girl,you would easily tell

I have done almost all the letters of the Alphabet except for W and K and U. I wonder what my actual BodyCount is... The scale fit don break by the time I complete the Alphabets.

Someone that has never exprienced what it feels like to get an A in any subject since her primary school is here telling us about real men.
Na to pour hot sperm for that her mumu face dey hungry me.

Suit and tie on a profile picture doesn't make you a good person. But these girls have no idea.

Finally, the scary part is that there are more than 500 of this guy in Naija and that's just the tip of the iceberg. They have a list high and low profile clients scattered everywhere. Even your pastor and might be in their list.

Chinedu00Z:
I know I've made lots of mistakes.

Your advice please!!!

Are you that girl that beat up her lecturer?

MrCork:
No. Its a battery. Goat!!!
Son he a rappper!

Son. Is he your son? I was thinking KENDRICK is something like a car or energy saving bulb.

I don't know what it is, please enlighten me.

dkidd:
1.but he never gives up.

2. The funny thing is I felt pity for him instantly unlike before I will get mad,

3. I think I will just have him as my online gay friend let me learn one or two from the other side 😂

They are one of the most persistent people on earth and judging by the THREE STAGES which I have deduced from your story, he is definitely succeeding with you. Just a matter of time.
I hope you will be bold enough to create another thread and tell us how he kissed you or tried to suck your dick in public because that's where your love story is headed.

Oh yes it is a love story already and you are in the PLAYING HARD TO GET stage.

Hahahahahahahaha 😂😁🤣😅

But if it was pastor that came up with the VISION, the whole church will be clapping.

watch how the pastor will quote all the bible verses just to dodge the babe that God has chosen for him.

what is a kendrick? is it a new app?

Lalami3232:

I really hope say Asake dey make the right move sha. Hopefully, he doesn't end up like Lil kesh. But while we can't predict the future of Asake, we can predict the future of non-virgins a.k.a boreholes who did paternity fraud by taking your child for DNA test.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooooo because non-virgins aka boreholes can't be trusted atall atall

Young man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are not normal 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

Get money. Pray for more money. Always strive for more money.
See finish is a bastard.
Most guys think SEE FINISH only comes from the female gender but they don't understand it pains more when fellow guys COUNT YOU OUT.

I hope he was not one of those that kept Abia in chains and thick layers of blindfolds.

One day the death of Ikpeazu and others that kept Abia in the cold pot of darkness while milking the state, will be announced and people will be saying R. I. P and writing good things about them.

Kaa4:
She is long gone. It is the mother, a lecturer in the same school, that I am worried about.

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Wow that's a side I never heard of.

EmmyMaestro:
That is good of them but they should have included rice with the letter

and brown envelope.
Na letter the man go chop? - Tinubu 20,000 B.C

Skydivine:
He had a deceitful heart . God cannot be mocked. God sees beyond our outward acts.

And what about all the politicians in the world? They don't have a deceitful heart?
How about those that divert pension funds that people work and die for?
How about those kidnappers and organ harvesters. Did Onan do more than them? God cannot be mocked?

November24:
Foolish generation

where?

WITHDRAWAL METHOD since 7,000 B.C.
ONAN na bad guy

see how they cleverly used the word SLAY instead of KILL to make it look good.

God KILLED onan.

LET ME BE ME while I am texting 2BABA and booking BabyDaddy visits.

I hope the pastor is acting like a true Christian and paying all the bills for ALL THE KIDS equally without segregation.

She's a Pastor wife right now, I wonder what her profession was when 2BABA was dicking her.

Shey church members go dey call this one MUMMY G.O too?
😂hahahahahaha