₦airaland Forum

“A neighbour said he saw the man beating his girlfriend in his room for a reason yet unknown. A few minutes later, the suspect screamed for help."

Hard man started SCREAMING like a little girl.

sonsomegrigbo:
Let the pigs and the idiots show us something like this in their DOT IN THE CIRCLE

you woke up with this in your stomach?

This one na content creation. Show me the pictures in the next 7 years.

They can't summon boko & kidnap sponsors.
So Ahmed Musa, being a Nigerian citizen has no right to talk to his fellow Nigerian on the phone? I wish this summons was true so that we can truly know that our house of reps have become comedy central.

Wretched clowns.

na to use better rusted 9 inch nail for one of them head while the other one watch and scream in horror.

Nothing more sweeter than the screams of a thief who was forming HARD GUY some minutes ago.

Babe got beautiful legs.
Congratulations and good luck.

Bookhub:
I want to ghost her too so she will be obsessed with me.

shey I talk am!

Mopeola:
Yeah we r on the same shoes

come down from the shoe. life no hard

Youngsoldier69:
Are you dumb why would you do such a thing. Who in God's name tells someone their playing them

The guy should be put in the museum of everlasting fools.

wayray:
I now regret telling her the truth and not letting her embark on the journey.

You went to tell her what? You even asked her to do what? You are an eternal fool sha.

This is the default setting for an average Nigerian. Always talking about age rather than actual value and real relevance.
Always quick to play the pathetic AGE card.

Yes. Let them increase it.

Nigerians pay the lowest prices for cable TV in the world. - Reno Omokirikiri

LAMBA

Bookhub:
Dey play,I don send her long breakup message yesterday she dey call since I no pick

Dey play? Is this the first time we are hearing about long text messages on earth or Even men that throw away their woman's load out of the house. Na today?

You even wrote a LONG MESSAGE. Writer

oluseyiforjesus:
I didn't call ur name ooo, I said dangote
Idiot

So you do not have any name in your whole family to call? What about your own name, no value? You will walk through life begging people to do things for you till you die. You will die as a nameless beggar.

oluseyiforjesus:
Dangote please show love by crashing d price of ds petrol to 500

Use your money to open a refinery and SHOW LOVE with your low prices.

Nigerian leaders are shameless sha.
So if Dangote (INDIVIDUAL) didn't build a refinery, this country would still be without a functional mega refinery. Na wah.

Odingo1:
How will I know since she always talk about church issue thought she was doing that because of I am not married to her. But she should have told me clearly that she don’t do kissing, don’t give BJ or allow head,don’t allow change of styles like giving doggy and do sex only in darkness.

I repeat. SHE TOLD YOU for three months but you refused to see the writing on the wall.

Okay you were waiting for her to say something like this.
ANNOUNCEMENT :
HERE IS A LIST OF ALL THE THINGS I DON'T DO
1. I DO NOT KISS
2. I DO NOT ALLOW PENIS TO ENTER MY MOUTH
3. I DON'T ROLL OVER OR BEND OVER, JUST CLASSIC MISSIONARY STYLE ONLY.

was that what you were waiting for? good luck.

Bookhub:
I will start by ghosting her for one week

You no fit.

Odingo1:
Did she not suppose to tell me all this before marriage or am I scammed.

she told you for three months but you were just too dull to get the message.

thrillionaire:
Make dog no go give am belle o

Many psycho dey for this Nairaland sha

TemplarLandry:
I call this fellow to order with "Dead Wrong" by The Notorious B.I.G feat. Eminem.

Relax and take notes... while I take a puff of this marijuana smoke. ✅

Danovah:
My head full rn I swear.

The biggest mistake you would do is to be asking her WHY DID YOU DO THIS? it will suck all your energy and make you a sissy.

Let her come back home, fuckHER very well like a slut. Take your bathe, get a trash bag and put all her belongings. Just kick her out without a word.

Don't ever tell her that you saw her. Just kick her out without a reason. Let her forever continue to wonder why.

Hahahahahahahaha

SeraphicWind:
First and Foremost, this conversation is for matured and intelligent minds

what makes you feel you fall under this category?

YeyeGbami:
Iphone 16 Pro Max would be weird af

hahahahahaha 🤣😁😂

Everyone deserves happiness.
Kudos to them.

Ozeba - REMA

high volume on a monster sound

😁😂🤣

multimedia:
Its been two weeks now and i am getting over it gradually but what baffles me is
....

forget about what baffles you and maintain SPEED on getting over the whole thing. Na that one be the koko.

See her horse face.
Seriously KONJI is a mofo

rapsfudy:
I am writing this on a throway account because I think I now need help.

Avoid relationships. Avoid anything that has to do with romance and sex and even marriage.

Make toto reach we wey no dey fear relationship