₦airaland Forum

greypencils:
Her parents watched a lot of Sesame street. Pele dear.

bruuuuutal 😁🤣😂😂😂😂😂

another question

And someone said one Nigeria.

and the rat culture continues

give me all your money, you will not need it in heaven

OBTOREPA:
The rapture of the saints is about to take place, please be aware.

Ebus12:
Ask for your money, you coward. The highest I will do is refuse to pay you, or maybe threaten you on top.

na for middle of your head i for wipe you rubber cane. weyrey

missionmex:
To pay for work done is now hard work in Nigeria, Kai.

only in Africa. you beg for your wages

Pastors and their overbearing sense of entitlement

Your own 2 kidneys are intact but you want to remove another person's own. Then you go to church and pray for protection over your own children and loved ones.
Wicked.

izonborn098:
Your mama is a hoeee, that why u are so daft....

is that the best you can do? seems you are really in primary 2.

izonborn098:
Naira hate Mohbad because he refuse to accept many of his evil acts'' that is where the blackmail come's from...

na your mama and papa generate the hate. see as you dey talk like primary two pikin.

majesticguy:
, it's not something that should have warranted you last comment.

it warranted two slaps. explain for what? I am spending such amount for milk alone and one animal is coming to tell me it is not good for tea. meaning what?
Let us assume the milk is below par, is it not horrible that we are spending this much on substandard milk (assuming)? How much did his/her parents spend on milk?
people should learn to face the message

Those boys burnt Deborah alive and showed their faces clearly in videos. No bounty, No arrest, Nothing.
Make una dey wyne una self.

Police wey dey shoot innocent citizen because of 50 naira egunje na him wan give you 100 milla? This life is beautiful sha.

And everyone is watching.

doggedfighter:
And this beast will be somebody's boyfriend or husband

Babes will even be getting jealous and fighting over him. what women can not do....

As long as NLC is still using the word PALLIATIVE in their list of expectations, it is just another rubbish wrapped in more rubbish.
Nigerians need to scrap that word entirely if we want to progress

Tayorshd87:
I will carry my Bible and pray

very good. cast and bind the fire. rebuke the fire and send it back to the sender. 😁

burp18:
I would have long shot the pot away with a kick from my leg. turn off the gas, then try to put out the fire in the pot.

LoL. then if it is oily food that is burning, it will spill everywhere and even on that your jet-li leg then it might spread to your third leg. Wahala pro max.

Goodlady:
Meanwhile, shebi they v warned people especially students that live in a room to stop cooking in their room?

this can happen any where, even in hotels and restaurants. some chefs use the technique called FLAMBE in their cooking and they control it. The important thing is knowing what to do in this situation. Cheers.

IconicR:
I will run away and look for any man around to come and handle the situation

Yes, this is highly recommended for people with extremely low IQ.

First thing, do not panic & avoid the temptation of trying to use water to put off the fire if you don't want to die. If there is sand around you, use your parker to get sand and pour it on the pot but if there is no sand, do the following.

-look for a way to cover the pot to deprive it of oxygen.
- turn off the gas
-get a wet towel or wet jeans and carry the pot outside to a safe area of the house.
- if the fire is still burning, look for sand.

this one na O.O student

Una nova ready to talk wetin do this man. The police that is supposed to investigate this matter have not yet been created.

Wodu89:
Attention seeker. They're reelasing it inr response to FOIA bill and multiple requests. If you want any files on anyone released, submit your own petition. Go school you no gre go, see yourself outside

You must be very famous on an international scale for you to call Tuface an attention seeker. Throwing cheap jabs about School. So everyone that went to the four walls of a place called SCHOOL is as smart, brillant, talented and intelligent as Tuface? Even you?

Wodu89:
Asthma treatments works for almost all respiratory conditions. Avoid me. I'm not your mate

Where is this grand fool? You think I have forgotten about you?
your common sense should have told you that YOU DO NOT bring age into a matter if you are not ready to BACK UP YOUR CLAIM by uploading your birth certificates.
You are a coward and every drop of blood in your body is a waste. You are better off being useful as manure in a farm.

AllBlack:
Do you smoke? don't lie.
what is your body weight?
What sports do you play? don't lie.
When was the last time you went jogging or did any physical fitness for at least one hour? don't lie.

T0n3y. if till now you are dodging this question then you probably know exactly what is happening to you.

bamideleoyin:
Yes please

alright. I hope you are feeling better now. It would have been easier to listen to you & give you some spoken therapy over the phone. I hope you find your way back to bliss. Cheers.

iammo:
Bodies can be exhumed and toxicology get some from stomach and blood

seems you have forgotten where you are. a religious country with very lazy investigators. keep wishing

bamideleoyin:
Sometimes I feel like ending it all
Am 26 years old and I feel like I don't worth living
I seriously need help
Just some words of encouragement will go a long way.

hmmm. would you like a phone call?

iammo:
They need to investigate his cause of death

when? after burial?